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Delmonico opens a new thread and to be sure he shoots little rooster in the butt. :D :D :D ::)
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Ok litl rooster, Sod Buster just got me in Newbrassky, lets call a truce. ;D ;D
This is all Slim's fault cause as the moderator of Tall Tales he should have stayed on Friday and stopped the gun fight instead of goin' home fer the weekend and leavin' us to our own devices. ::)
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That durn Sodbuster just got me in Notable Holidays also, tell him to stop, we gots a truce. ;D
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HMMMMmmmmm!!!
Looks like ol' Del don't like gettin' his own medicine dosed back to him.
If everyone shoots Del at the same time we'll have to burn the stump an' sift the ashes to find him.
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That'd be too dangerous. We might hit each other. :o :o
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All I wanna do is shot him in 'iz left big toe. >:(
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Delmonico opens a new thread and to be sure he shoots little rooster in the butt. :D :D :D ::)
dammit Del, litl rooster is making me dress his wounds 3 times a day, and let me tell, he hollers like someone plucked his feathers, and that's before I even touch him.
And poor Tensleep had to be wheeled to all the stages yesterday because he couldn't walk, so between pushing Tensleep around and dressing litl roosters butt, it's no wonder I got a hot hubris down my dress today.
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Montana,
I was trying to return fire to Del but Lucky Irish Tom decided to defend Del's honor in "Not so Notable Holidays" and shoot at me!
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dammit Del, litl rooster is making me dress his wounds 3 times a day, and let me tell, he hollers like someone plucked his feathers, and that's before I even touch him.
And poor Tensleep had to be wheeled to all the stages yesterday because he couldn't walk, so between pushing Tensleep around and dressing litl roosters butt, it's no wonder I got a hot hubris down my dress today.
An' we thank ya for thet darlin', means tha werld to us. :-*
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Sodbuster, just make sure the next time you see Lucky Irish Tom that you take his Irish candy away from him and use it for yourself.
Tensleep, that's what friends are for.
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Don't make no differance, it's all Slim's fault as moderator of this fourum not to jump in and stop a gunfight afore it got ta slingin' lead. Worst thing is I used up all my stadard velocity 22 shorts up shootin' these fellas, and they is gettin' hard to find. ;D
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<----- shoots Del in tha left big toe wif a load of 22 snake shot.
Take that Coosie! ;D
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Delmonico gets a 1927 Thomson loaded with his famous "Spice Gumdrop" 45 acp's and hoses 10zzz down with a couple of 50 round drum magazines full.
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Oh, lil rooster, Dail tol' me ta give ya this:
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Oh, lil rooster, Dail tol' me ta give ya this:
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Dag nabit Trinity, I finally get my own Kingdom, and you post that, Why don't cha just go ahead and shoot me in the butt also.....
Durn Utah Sheep (spit) herders....
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I'd shoot him in the butt fer postin' that, and I didn't tell him to post it. >:( >:( >:( >:(
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"Thar's yer new flag litl rooster!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
'Psssst! Don' let ol' Dail fool ya. He DID tail me ta post that! ::)"
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"Thar's yer new flag litl rooster!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
'Psssst! Don' let ol' Dail fool ya. He DID tail me ta post that! ::)"
Yeah I don't believe him
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I hearby declare this thread........."Don't need no stinkin' flag"
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There, I fixed the title to the thread, but ya don't get yer own country, just a village cause ya started all the trouble on Friday. ;D
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I believe you called me out.................
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I believe you called me out.................
I'll be your second.
Sod Buster starts loading his shotgun...again.
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Villages have flags too. ;D ;D ;D
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Villages have flags too. ;D ;D ;D
If this village must have a flag.............It will be all Black with a Purple Slash ;D ;D ;D
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If this village must have a flag.............It will be all Black with a Purple Slash ;D ;D ;D
;D :D ;D
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<Shakes head> ::) ::) ::)
Slim
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Sod Buster starts loading his shotgun...again.
I just doan wanna be 'round when ya get ta cleanin' it. Ya get a l'il sloppy......................
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I just doan wanna be 'round when ya get ta cleanin' it. Ya get a l'il sloppy......................
Yup..that was messy. I ain't gonna be cleaning that way again.
Never pull the cleaning pads towards yourself.......yuck!
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I just doan wanna be 'round when ya get ta cleanin' it. Ya get a l'il sloppy......................
I am sorry I missed that...................... ;D
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I am sorry I missed that...................... ;D
I ain't! ;D
I told you about it though.
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I ain't! ;D
I told you about it though.
Why? you got to see what happens when people don't wipe the excess oil out of there rifles...............
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Next time where ye white shirt. ;D
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Next time where ye white shirt. ;D
I was ;D
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:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
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I was ;D
T'ain' no more! ;D ;D ;D
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Why? you got to see what happens when people don't wipe the excess oil out of there rifles...............
Did Montana get all the oil out of your shirt?
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T'ain' no more! ;D ;D ;D
it is still white.....but is is now speckled in places. ;D
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Did Montana get all the oil out of your shirt?
it was her fault ;)
it is still white.....but is is now speckled in places. ;D
She washed it but I haven'tlooked yet.
I should make a review in the proper place in the Forum...........After all she let me shoot it twice.
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it was her fault ;)
She washed it but I haven'tlooked yet.
I should make a review in the proper place in the Forum...........After all she let me shoot it twice.
Wow, yer for-tune-ate!!
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do you need Montana to send you the formula for washing clothes
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do you need Montana to send you the formula for washing clothes
I cook and do dishes she does laundry most of the times..............cept here in litl' roosterville..............she must cook do all household chores including the mowing, taken the trash out and hold a full time job and clean the guns........on second thought I will clean the guns ;D ;D ;D
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It's sounds like you and Montana work like my wife and I. we both pitch in and just get it done. She & I have been working here on the farm for the last 8 years, so we're together nearly 24 hrs. a day. She's a lot better at knowing what the turkey's are squaking about, she can tell when they are starting to feel bad at least a day before I can.
She drives the tractors and the bobcat, have to watch her, she'd be doing it all.
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I cook and do dishes she does laundry most of the times..............cept here in litl' roosterville..............she must cook do all household chores including the mowing, taken the trash out and hold a full time job and clean the guns........on second thought I will clean the guns ;D ;D ;D
Good idear! ;D ;D ;D ;D
It's sounds like you and Montana work like my wife and I. we both pitch in and just get it done. She & I have been working here on the farm for the last 8 years, so we're together nearly 24 hrs. a day. She's a lot better at knowing what the turkey's are squaking about, she can tell when they are starting to feel bad at least a day before I can.
She drives the tractors and the bobcat, have to watch her, she'd be doing it all.
Ah need me a woman lahk that! You know, one that'll do it all an' let me sit an' drank an' watch. ;D ;D ;D
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When ya git one er ya gonna git her on a dem skimpy maid outfits, might be more fun to watch. ;D
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When ya git one er ya gonna git her on a dem skimpy maid outfits, might be more fun to watch. ;D
Yeah....teach her the Bunny Dip too! ::) :o ::) :o
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It's sounds like you and Montana work like my wife and I. we both pitch in and just get it done. She & I have been working here on the farm for the last 8 years, so we're together nearly 24 hrs. a day. She's a lot better at knowing what the turkey's are squaking about, she can tell when they are starting to feel bad at least a day before I can.
She drives the tractors and the bobcat, have to watch her, she'd be doing it all.
litl' roosterville is on it's way of being a perfect community.......... in real life........................what dear?................yes, dear I'll get right on it.....excuse me I have chores to do ;D
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Don't ferget the butter. ::)
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"Git that kahnd in a squeezable bottle!"
Trinity steps back out of Delmonico's throwing range and chuckles.
When ya git one er ya gonna git her on a dem skimpy maid outfits, might be more fun to watch. ;D
Yeah! ;D ;D ;D
Yeah....teach her the Bunny Dip too! ::) :o ::) :o
Bunny Dip? Is that anythin' lahk Sheep Dip!??
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No a bunny dip is worth watchin' a sheep dip is someone who herds sheep. ;D
Delmonico then gets a sling and a can of Potted Meat Product and like little Davey he hits the bad guy right 'tween the eye's. ;D
<Step back further next time.> ::) ::) ::) ::) ;)
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what kinda potted meat did you get?
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Store Brand! And he's cheap too!! ;D ;D ;)
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Store Brand! And he's cheap too!! ;D ;D ;)
;D
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you better check it out good, that canned ammo may be some he's reloading.
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Bunny Dip? Is that anythin' lahk Sheep Dip!??
Naw...it was somthing they taught the Bunnys at the Playboy Clubs to do. Since their costumes were so skimpy, they were taught how to bend/dip when serving the customers so that their breasts didn't pop out! :o :o :o
Below is a picture of Steve Allen being taught the Dip...
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>:( Now, just what is the point of a Playboy Club without bein' able to see ... uhhhh, see... ummmm, see them!?
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seems like they was trying to defeat the purpose of being there. ??? ???
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seems like they was trying to defeat the purpose of being there. ??? ???
This village has only exsisted a few days and there is already a Playboy club here, yee Haw mebbe next week a Hooters will open ;D
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Well Trinity just opened a XXX Theatre cross the street from the Elementry School, ya better get some zonin' laws made. ;D
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Zoning rule #1 NO SCHOOLS PERMITTED within the corporated limits of the Village
don't want to ruin the chance of a "Hooters" moving in ;D ;D
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I seen Trinity a nailing up a new sign on the building that was going to be the school, I reckon he found a better use for it.
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Ya ever notice they don't have to advertise or have gimics for really good food. ::)
Oh Hooters called, they found out about Trinity's XXX theatre, they ain't gonna build in yer town as long as he's there. ::) The theatre ain't a problem, sumthin' about an in-so-dent in a Hooters with Trinity, a waitress and a herd of dancin' monkeys throwin' poop. ;D ::)
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That weren't at no Hooters whar that o-curred. That happened at Tooters, a cheap knock-off. Ah is always gentleman-like at Hooters cuz Ah'm in love wif mah Hootergirl! Ah wanna make'r mah wife.
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That weren't at no Hooters whar that o-curred. That happened at Tooters, a cheap knock-off. Ah is always gentleman-like at Hooters cuz Ah'm in love wif mah Hootergirl! Ah wanna make'r mah wife.
Don't worry triniy I called them got the misunderstanding taken care of............but you marryin' thet youngin' is a different story..
Wings fer everybody
make Slim's xtry HOT
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Never understood the high price today of chicken scraps, used ta buy wings fer nuthin' almost and make noodles. Today their higher than good sirloin. ??? ??? Just cause they got a little ho sauce on them. Me when I make hot chicken I use boneless breasts, I call them Hot T................
Never mind, don't want a phone call from Slim in the mornin'.
Found one the other day, had a rose tattoed on it. ;D
Maybe litl rooster needs another store in town.
PAPER TOWELS ar' Us
:o ::)
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Never understood the high price today of chicken scraps, used ta buy wings fer nuthin' almost and make noodles. Today their higher than good sirloin. ??? ??? Just cause they got a little ho sauce on them. Me when I make hot chicken I use boneless breasts, I call them Hot T................
Never mind, don't want a phone call from Slim in the mornin'.
Found one the other day, had a rose tattoed on it. ;D
Maybe litl rooster needs another store in town.
PAPER TOWELS ar' Us
:o ::)
;D ;D ;D
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Never understood the high price today of chicken scraps, used ta buy wings fer nuthin' almost and make noodles. Today their higher than good sirloin. ??? ??? Just cause they got a little ho sauce on them. Me when I make hot chicken I use boneless breasts, I call them Hot T................
Never mind, don't want a phone call from Slim in the mornin'.
Found one the other day, had a rose tattoed on it. ;D
Maybe litl rooster needs another store in town.
PAPER TOWELS ar' Us
:o ::)
As a matter of fact, that's what I call my fav-o-ryte waitress! ;D ;D ;D
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Here, the An-the-um of litl roosterville.
I MET HER IN ATLANTA
SHE WAS A-DANCING IN A CAFE
WITH A PRICE TAG ON HER BODY
AND A TOMBSTONE IN HER EYE
YOU COULD TELL SHE WAS NOT HAPPY
BY THE WAY SHE KEPT ON STARING
PAST THE OTHER SIDE OF NOWHERE
AT A MAN SHE'D LIKE TO TRY
AND THE MAKE-UP SHE HAD PAINTED
COULD NOT HIDE THE YOUTHFUL MOTIONS
OF HER BODY
FROM THE MUSIC OR THE CROWD
I STARED LIKE ALL OTHERS
WITH MY RIGHT HAND IN MY POCKET
WHILE SHE SHOWED US
EVERYTHING THE LAW ALLOWED
TWENTY BUCKS AN HOUR LATER
MY ONE-BEDROOM APARTMENT
I WAS FEELING WEAK
FROM ALL THE SEEDS I'D SOWN
SHE WAS SWEET, SHE WAS GENTLE
AS SHE INTRODUCED MY BODY
TO SOME PLEASURES
IT HAD NEVER EVER KNOWN
WHEN I WOKE UP IN THE MORNING
SHE WAS A-LAYING THERE BESIDE ME
LIKE A KITTEN
WITH HER FACE TURNED TO THE SUN
AND A LOOK OF SATISFACTION
ON HER LIPS THAT MADE ME WONDER
IF SHE EVER FELT ASHAMED
OF WHAT WE'D DONE
SO I LEFT HER IN ATLANTA
SHE WAS A-DANCING IN CAFE
WITH A PRICE TAG ON HER BODY
AND A TOMESTONE IN HER EYE
AND I GUESS SHE STILL AIN'T HAPPY
BY THE WAY SHE KEEPS ON STARING
PAST THE OTHER SIDE OF NOWHERE
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Now Hiring
For positions in the litl' roosterville village goverment. Lead zoning inspector the village is also looking to hire a Court Baliff................These position must be filled asap..................Send resume's to litl' rooster, box 1,litl' roosterville,10101EOE
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stoney comes in and looks around. "So this is what happens when the fox is runnin' the coup." ;D
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Hey lil rooster yer offerin lousy salaries fer them gubmint positions, how we supposed ta make ends meet on only bribery an kickbacks!
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Hey lil rooster yer offerin lousy salaries fer them gubmint positions, how we supposed ta make ends meet on only bribery an kickbacks!
Commission's ;D ;D ;D
stoney comes in and looks around. "So this is what happens when the fox is runnin' the coup." ;D
Been known to start a war or two also :o
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The UPS man stops and dee-livers a package at the Mayor's office of litl roosterville. When his sec-raw-terry opens it, there is a brand new stop-light. ;D
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The UPS man stops and dee-livers a package at the Mayor's office of litl roosterville. When his sec-raw-terry opens it, there is a brand new stop-light. ;D
litl' rooster walks in and shoots the colored bulbs out, and throws 4 stop signs down.....Yells to the sec-raw-terry, have the road man put them up at the crossroad. 1 in each corner
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Ya want me to cancel the order for the dozen parkin' meters. ;D
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Ya want me to cancel the order for the dozen parkin' meters. ;D
I guess he don't need no Hooters girls working as Meter Maids. ::)
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I guess he don't need no Hooters girls working as Meter Maids. ::)
No they also double as Valet attendants.......Parkin' is free in litl' roosterville tips are always ecept'd ;D
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No they also double as Valet attendants.......Parkin' is free in litl' roosterville tips are always ecept'd ;D
Oh boy! I wanna go parking with one of them Valet attendants! ;D ;D ;D Its free.
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COMING SOON
litl' rooster's Gambling House and OTB
over 200 slots
Locate between Hooter's and the Village Hall...Now cept'n applications for card dealers and cashiers and slot attendants and cocktail waitress's
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also hiring a computor genius, technician, geek apply within ::) :o ???
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Trinity walks in with a sign. "Foun' this in another town. Ah'm a-ready ta debauch!"
Delmonico puts up a sign,
No Debauchery Allow Here
Go to litl roosterville for that
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I guess he don't need no Hooters girls working as Meter Maids. ::)
Great idear! Hey, litl rooster. put all them meters out... reeeeeal low to tha ground. Fellers will spend all their money parkin' so's they can watch them Hooter girls check tha meters!!! With those revenues, ya kin give tha beer away!
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Great idear! Hey, litl rooster. put all them meters out... reeeeeal low to tha ground. Fellers will spend all their money parkin' so's they can watch them Hooter girls check tha meters!!! With those revenues, ya kin give tha beer away!
I have promoted you to the Planning Commissioners Position ;D
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Yer town needs a Latin Motto on it's offical seal.
Umanaked Ovaladies Mlahere
::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Where you get them Greek werds out of sum book?
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Remove the first three letter of each word. ;D
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don't you just love them 25 cent words. wished I knew a few.
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Trinity takes his new job with pride and immediately sets to the task of planning. His first plan was to get rid of all male employees at Hooters. Further, he increased the heat in the kitchens and had mist sprinklers installed to cool the over-heated cooks down. Finally, it was decreed that all Hootergirls were only allowed to wear white tops. ::)
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I'd post a picture of the official uniform, but slim would get one of them headaches again if'n he seen it.
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Oh, in addition to the normal uniforms, there must be no less than four "Perky Lasses" per restaurant.
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Grand Opening Tonight
roosterville HOOTERS
Hot wings 1/2 price
located downtown roosterville....just across from roosterville Hotel
free continnetal breakfast and cable
"You can check out
any time you like.............................but you can't ever leave ;D
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authors note< I should have got out of the Horse and cattle business years ago ;D ;D ;D
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Are the rooms available by the hour?? ;D ;D
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Are the rooms available by the hour?? ;D ;D
I hope not.......but I ain't sure. Ya see I own the land and the building but, I sub lease it to a "Pull start"
so you'll have to inquire there.
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What in tarnation is a "Pull Start"?
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Sod Buster stops by for dinner at Hooters on his way to both Tom's Pub and Stoney's.
He wonders that since this Hooters is so successful.....perhaps they should change the name of the town to HOOTERVILLE.
Sod Buster finishes his wings, Grouper sandwich, curley fries, sweet tea and leaves to make his deliveries.
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Hooterville already exists. They gots themselves a tawkin' pig!
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I hear his tryin' to catch a bear and teach it to dance, I got my sewin' kit handy. ;D
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Go shove your head into a tub of ice water, little brother... or maybe the other end. Looks like you're the one that's over heatin'.
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"Naw. Ain' overheatin'. Jes ate a pan of beans, that's all. sorry. :-["
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>post #100<
Monday morning agenda, first order of business. Send memoradum to all village employees.
note to read as folows< All Village employees, the only reason to be absent from werk today is death. Your own, and it will not be a paid day of course. Their are no paid holidays in litl' roosterville.............So git back to werk.
the mayor
2nd order of business, Hire a Court Baliff. Since Lucky Irish Tom is the only one to apply, he'll have to do.
3rd order, Mayor's court...Baliff please call the first case.
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"Why would anybody be absent from work!? What wif all these good lookin' ladies here, a man would hafta be sick ta stay outta work! Ben' down there, Sherlene, an' pick up that there napkin what Ah accidentally dropped."
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PM agenda for monday,
first item, Go to lunch at litl' roostervilleHooter's have a plate of the x large wings, and sum Ice Tea
2nd Item, return to office count out collected fines and court cost, divie between Baliff and the Mayor.Court cost to the Village ( both are me)
3rd Item give out additional werk assignments
4th Go home early ;D ;D ;D
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now if you keep having Sherlene bending over a picking up yer silverware.............uh sherlene I dropped something over here
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now if you keep having Sherlene bending over a picking up yer silverware.............uh sherlene I dropped something over here
<psssst...Sherlene....remember to do the Bunny Dip!>
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"Naw, Sod Buster. Here in litl roosterville, no bunny dips is allowed. In fact bending of tha knees while bending over is grounds fer termination." ;D
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Trinity they brought your new sign today where do ya wanta hang it?
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'Whar's the part that says 'Or yer fired'?"
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Okay Mayor Rooster, tha first case iz one I got outta that truck what was illegally parked outside tha Hooters. I know because I put the "No Parking" sign up right after he got there. He has the choice of paying the $1,000 fine or taking it to trial and risk getting the Death Penalty! ;D
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Okay Mayor Rooster, tha first case iz one I got outta that truck what was illegally parked outside tha Hooters. I know because I put the "No Parking" sign up right after he got there. He has the choice of paying the $1,000 fine or taking it to trial and risk getting the Death Penalty! ;D
Good job Irish Tom, your commission on that one is $250, not bad fer a half hour work...Unless of course he don't pay then yer out a bullet.
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Heh, heh, heh...........
Thit truck Tom stuck the sign beside........... It wuz yers, Rooster............
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Heh, heh, heh...........
Thit truck Tom stuck the sign beside........... It wuz yers, Rooster............
No that truck I drive to last guy who didn't pay the fine ;D ;D ;D<He won't be needin' it.
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After Irish Tom has set up 144 No Parkin' signs around the litl rooserville Hooters, the place is empty and even the employee's ain't there. No place to park. ::)
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Except Trinity. He doesn't drive, he rides a horse. ...Well, he rides in a travois attached to a horse.
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When Trinity goes to the door of the Hooters, there is a sign on the door,
CLOSED DUE TO NO PARKIN' SIGNS
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Being a highly valued employee himself of the litl roosterville Hooters, he removes the sign as well as 143 of the parking signs and opens the doors. Within minutes, all of the employees and patrons who had been circling the block, looking for a parking space enter the building. Soon business is booming, the cash register is ringing, the girls are bending over and not dipping and litl rooster is sitting back, smoking a six inch fifty ring ceeeegar with a big smile on his face. ;D ;D ;D
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Delmonico comes in,sees litl rooster smokin' the seegar and takes it away from him, "stop that, it will stunt yer growth." ;D
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In the latter evening hours a special meetin' is held at the Village Hall, the Mayor presides, witnessed by is assistant. 1st order of business Fire the drunk'n Irisih Baliff, all in favore>>>> both reply with ayes.
2nd order of business evict the Gumeshoe in the back room of the fine eating establisment also known as litl' roosterville Hooter's. All in favore>>both reply aye
3rd order of business Have roadman remove and destroy all No parking Signs in Village and place one sign in front of Hooter's with reserved for what ever the Mayor is driving sign May the records show> No voted needed < for this Item
4th Item of business give assistant a raise All in favore.......both reply with aye
Meeting adjourned
Makes note to hire new Baliff- Build a Jail and hire a Deputy.............Lites another Ceegar
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Awright!!!!!!!!!!!
A better office!
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Delmonico pulls up to city hall with his ol' Ford pickup, in the back is a patched and mildewy wall thent. "Here, I picked up Arcey's new office like ya asked me to, you gonna set it up or make Arcey?" ::)
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litl' roosterville is on it's way of being a perfect community.......... in real life........................what dear?................yes, dear I'll get right on it.....excuse me I have chores to do ;D
*clears throat and raises eyebrows*
Excuse me?
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Everbody gonna shutup cuz a woman said sumthin'?
Wimps.................
I'm goin' cat huntin'.............
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Cool, I did this weekend, didn't find on though, my brother and nephew have been lookin' for it also.
Did I ever tell ya Arcey I have a specific cat load fer my shotgun, 1 oz (50) Copper Plated BB out of my 28 gauge skeek gun, perfect to spotlight them a whoop on them to 40 yards, #9 Skeet loads don't work as well. ;D
Me and my late lab used ta go cat huntin, I'd grab a squirt bottle of water and tell him to find the cat, she never could hide from him. ;D Wife put a stop to it when the cat went over her in the water bed, she also made me patch it. ::) She wouldn't let my put Iodine on her owies. :o
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Ain't much of a good sport.................
Did figger ya ta be more the .22 Hornet type when it comes ta skinnin' the cat. Not that there's ennything wrong wit a shotgun.
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I like both, the shotgun in case they move, but as to a rifle the 22 Hornet is the perfect cat gun. 'specally at night, good to at least 200 yards and not much more noise than a 22LR. The 243 of mine can be heared clear to Tecumseh on a dead calm night, bout 10 miles as the crow flies. ;D
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Better idee than a 45-70...............
Thit thing makes such a mess.....................
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Howdy Delmonico,
I heard that you were looking for a quick way to skin a cat...Have you tried stickin it's head in a bootjack an yankin real hard on it's tail? ;D
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It's an idea, but ya have to do some cuttin' first or it will tear the hide. ;D
Hey hang around here and will give ya yer own thread, join our little community, are ya good fer anything? ;D
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we do need somebody to catch and skin them allygators down there in the southeast. so's we kin all have them allygator boots. might be a market for em.
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I'm thinkin' that y'all are just plain full of it. Ain't none of ya ever been able to catch a cat. Much less skin one. :D
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I kin make custom grips Del...here's a set That Y'all might like
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Maybe them cat pelts will be werth more than ya think...;)
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That's just the most ridiculous thing I ever saw. Can you make me two pair in cougar?
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I've got quite a few, but the ones I've got are so flea bitten ya wouldn't want to skin them. ::)
If I could get enough good ones though they might make a really neat seat cover fer my pick-up. ::) What flavor of cat skin would look good in a beat-up white Fuurd Pick-up? ;D
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RE seat covers : Come on quilt guy THINK!
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Did you ever consider poodle, Del?
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HEY!! HOW 'BOUT MATCHIN' HOLSTERS???
Man, how B Western can you get?
CHAPS, TOO...AND A VEST!!!
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>the Mayor returns... from a horse acquisstion...........shakin' his head< Camille mam, The village is still looking for Deputy and Baliff, the pay is what you make of it. Leave yer resume at my office. litl' roosterville is EOE
Major, there is some recent space available after evicting some trouble maker, If yer interested in openin' a Kustom shop.........Trinity could show you it over at lltl' roosterville Hooter's
>Goes outside and set sprinkler up on "bluegrass sod" this is going to look nice he thinks<
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>makes note< Shoot the person who took my "ceegars"
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Slim enters Roosterville. "Did someone order cheese and butter?" ;D
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Slim enters Roosterville. "Did someone order cheese and butter?" ;D
Speaking into the Tin can intercom,>>>>Trinity do you know anything about a truck load of cheese and butter?
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Answering over the tin can intercom, adding the sounds the he thinks a real intercom should make, Trinity says: ">>SQUAWK<< Them's tha new in-greee-dients fer tha new potted meat appetisers. Ah'm a little disappointed though. Ah asked fer Easy Cheese, not tha real stuff! >>SQUAWK - CLICK<<"
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Delmonico bursts into litl rooster's office, digs down under a pile of debis in the corner and finds a box of seegars right where litl rooster left them. He lays them on the desk and leaves with out sayin' a word. ;D
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"If ya want Easy Cheese, yurl have ta git it from another sors. I don't make the stuff." >:(
Slim
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I think here in litl roosterville they want sleasy cheese. ;D
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I think here in litl roosterville they want sleasy cheese. ;D
<<<walks in, snatches the box of Ceegars from under Delmonico's arm. Gud thing I ain't hired a deputy yet, or finished the jail...You'd be the first occupant.
Goes to his chair mumbling about how Ceegar theives rate up there with Sheep(spit)herders.
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"If ya want Easy Cheese, yurl have ta git it from another sors. I don't make the stuff." >:(
Slim
"Ah don' thank no one makes it. Ah thank it's a byproduct of tha can manufacturin' process. I'ss already in tha can when i'ss made. ???"
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I think here in litl roosterville they want sleasy cheese. ;D
Yeahhhhhhh!
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Whisper on> Delmonico has soaked litl roosters seegars in boric acid to make them fire proof. <Whisper off.
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>>Now that's just uncalled for! Why do you wanna mess with a man's smoke? Next thing you will be hooking all of his beer taps up to diet coke!<<
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>>Now that's just uncalled for! Why do you wanna mess with a man's smoke? Next thing you will be hooking all of his beer taps up to diet coke!<<
Don't give him no ideas.....he might replace your jello with hand sanitizer.
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"Maw always said Ah orta warsh mah mouth out wif soap, but that would be jus' wrong! Thas tha only green thang Ah eat!"
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I reckon she was refering to that potted meat soap we saw a while back.
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after finalizing the plans, the litl' roosterville jail can finally be built. Since the Zoning inspector was off drunk at Lucky Irish Tom's there was no need to wait for his approval. Construction will start tomorrow. Revenues will soon be flowing...... ;D Now off to the fine dining establishment to try the new potted meat platters.
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Trinity greets litl rooster at the door and offers a plate of chicken wing shaped potted meat appetisers. "They come in tha follerin' grades of heat: MILD, MEDIUM, HOT, 3 MILE ISLAND, 911, CAJUN, SAMURAI, or SPICY JACK."
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Sod Buster arrives at the eating establishment.
"Excuse me..do you have a vegetable plate?"
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Delmonico looks out the kitchen door and says, "No, but I could make you a bowl out of a muskmelon."
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Delmonico looks out the kitchen door and says, "No, but I could make you a bowl out of a muskmelon."
;D ;D ;D ;D
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Delmonico looks out the kitchen door and says, "No, but I could make you a bowl out of a muskmelon."
OK..fill it up with baby lima beans in a cream sauce with a side order of succotash.
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In the early morning hours the Mayor of litl' roosterville (that's me) passes new laws, punishable by heavy fines and or imprisonment.
lr 06-4 No Lima beans of any nature to be pocessed in any manner within the village limits
lr 06-5 All melons of any variety must be taken to the target range,upon arrival to the village
Then steps out lites a ceegar and changes the sign at Hooter's
Today's special all ya can eat Rocky Mountain Fried Oyster's>>>>>>come have a ball ;D ;D ;D
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Outside of town Delmonico stops the delivery truck and steals all the clippings. He then fills the truck with round hunks a tofu and sends it on it's way. ;D
<Authors Note: Since the crime happened out of town, litl rooster has no jur-is-dic-shon..>
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>Squack, Trinity don't except the next trucks order somethin didn't smell right when he drove into the village. If he don't like it.. shoot the driver in the butt.>Squack<
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<Author's Note: Would it have been better if I'd a made them out of Potted Meat Product.> ;D
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Sod Buster arrives at the eating establishment.
"Excuse me..do you have a vegetable plate?"
Trinity takes Sod Buster by the collar and throws him out of the restaurant. "We run a classy eee-stablishment hair. Dontchu be brangin' it down! >:(
Hey! Lula Mae, git outta that puddin'! We're makin' that fer the wrestlin' contest tonight."
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>Squack, Trinity don't except the next trucks order somethin didn't smell right when he drove into the village. If he don't like it.. shoot the driver in the butt.>Squack<
">Squawk, Screee< Done boss. That thar truck had some strange an' frightenin' stuff in it. Tha driver couldn't sit no more, so Ah put it in Neutral an rolled it down tha hill in tha dye-rection of Sodbuster Township. >Squawk, Click<"
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Trinity takes Sod Buster by the collar and throws him out of the restaurant. "We run a classy eee-stablishment hair. Dontchu be brangin' it down! >:(
Hey! Lula Mae, git outta that puddin'! We're makin' that fer the wrestlin' contest tonight."
Sod Buster picks himself up, dusts himself off and heads back to SodBuster Township. They've got corn wreslin' there.
he takes the muskmelon bowl that the cosie made for him and heads down the road.....
On his way, he stops and sends a telegrapf to the Sheep farmer......Send 1 ton of Prarie Oysters to Litl' Roosterville Hooters....attn Trinity.
Sod Buster can't wait until Trinity bites into those balls.
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Sod Buster picks himself up, dusts himself off and heads back to SodBuster Township. They've got corn wreslin' there.
he takes the muskmelon bowl that the cosie made for him and heads down the road.....
On his way, he stops and sends a telegrapf to the Sheep farmer......Send 1 ton of Prarie Oysters to Litl' Roosterville Hooters....attn Trinity.
Sod Buster can't wait until Trinity bites into those balls.
Marshall Says "their on the way", got Mountain Oysters too." ;D
"Look out fer dat hijackin, Sheep stealing, Oyster robbing Delmonico." :o
;D :D ;D
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Delmonico says, "Ya want some Prairie Shrimp, I could go out on the Dismal and get ya some." ;D
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The new 100' tall sign at the Village limits reads<<Visiable 6 miles any direction
Grand Opening Tomorrow
The Roosterville Queen
Showboat and Casino
Live poker, 500 slots and Live shows nitely
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Trinity receives a box marked "OYSTERS". Since he doesn't like oysters... of ANY kind, he sends them on down to Sodbuster township in the hopes that they will be of good use down there. Besides, he was beginning to feel bad about rolling the truck with strange white blocks down there.
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<Author's Note: They wern't blocks I carved the huveros shaped.> ;D
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<Author's Note: They wern't blocks I carved the huveros shaped.> ;D
Ahhh, Huevos. I'm taking that you don't mean the huevos that hens lay, but the Huevos that males have, right?
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Ahhh, Huevos. I'm taking that you don't mean the huevos that hens lay, but the Huevos that males have, right?
Si testicles...amigo
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A town here close called South Bend (it on the southern bend of the Platte river) has a deal every year they call The South Bend Testicle Festival they even sell T-Shirts. ::)
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A town here close called South Bend (it on the southern bend of the Platte river) has a deal every year they call The South Bend Testicle Festival they even sell T-Shirts. ::)
There's one out east of Missoula every year also. Near Drummond Mt.
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A town here close called South Bend (it on the southern bend of the Platte river) has a deal every year they call The South Bend Testicle Festival they even sell T-Shirts. ::)
Would those be "Testicle Shirts"? ;D
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well since we're on this subject, has anybody ever had turkey nuts? I've never tried them but the people I know who have say they are good.
My wife says she used to get them in california, at Morror Bay on the coast,
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Delmonico says, "Ya want some Prairie Shrimp, I could go out on the Dismal and get ya some." ;D
Naw..that is too good for them!
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well since we're on this subject, has anybody ever had turkey nuts? I've never tried them but the people I know who have say they are good.
My wife says she used to get them in california, at Morror Bay on the coast,
ahhh maybe I shouldn't ..................................never mind
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ahhh maybe I shouldn't ..................................never mind
nevermind. ;D
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Tonight Only- One Show
The Roosterville Queen
Presents
A French Musical Dance act known the world over, played out by men dressed as wimmen
>squack< Trinity your on in my minutes git them high heels back on yer feet
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yep your right Trinity, I just can't git it right
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"An' ah kain' git these shoes on. Ah ain' gonna do it! >:("
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"An' ah kain' git these shoes on. Ah ain' gonna do it! >:("
This is your chance to be a star, Remember you've always wanted to be a Vegas Showgirl this is yer chance. ;D
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speaking of right, you did tell him which shoe went on his right foot didn't yu
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Delmonico heads Trinity, litl rooster heels him and Delmonico slips the danchin' shoes on him with super glue in them. ;D Delmonico says as a roach crawls accross Trinity's shoe, That's a nice red danchin' dress and that slit up the side clear up to yer hip is kinda cute."
"Now Fancy don't let us down." ::) ;D
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;D ;D ;D
Think that would make a good Alias for him too ;D
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>:( >:( >:( >:( NO! >:( >:( >:( >:(
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>:( >:( >:( >:( NO! >:( >:( >:( >:(
FANCY PANTS
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;D
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I ain't hangin' out over here any more. This dang weirdness could be contagious.
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I tolt ya yer little brother was a pervert. ::) We give litl rooster his own thread and he makes it a place sailors wound hang out on leave. ::)
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An' just what sort of place would sailors be inclined to hang out?? Are you sayin' us ol' gobs are low moraled?? (whisper) heh, heh, heh!! ;D ;D :o
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That's what I've heared. ;D
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I ain't hangin' out over here any more. This dang weirdness could be contagious.
before you leave try out the Black Jack table's...........BTW I had your car towed.
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Hey if I Paint Slim Hot Pink could he dance with Trinity? ;D
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Can he sing in French and dance?
He does sort of look like Liza Minelli with a beard ;D
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"Now Fancy don't let us down." ::) ;D
Trinity, since you are going to be dressed in that FANCY dress and high heeled shoes, sit erect, and cross your ankles, not your legs.
Just remember, "Be nice to the gentlemen Fancy, and they'll be nice to you"
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A town here close called South Bend (it on the southern bend of the Platte river) has a deal every year they call The South Bend Testicle Festival they even sell T-Shirts. ::)
www.testyfesty.com
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Trinity tears the dress off and climbs into fancy clothing more befitting of a male!
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However the shoes remain glued to his feet. ;D
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However the shoes remain glued to his feet. ;D
Super Glue is good stuff ;D ;D ;D
Trinity with them clothes and shoes ya look like a Nu Orlynns pimp
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Trinity looks at himself in the mirror and cusses. "Dang. Whar did that feather go to?!?"
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A whole group of new waitresses come in for inspection... and one dancer.
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>squack<Tinity Hire'em all. I've got bigger plans fer ya startin' tomorrow.
BTW nice hat on ICON
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They all jump up and down excitedly and rush in to hug Trinity when they hear the good news.
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Then one of them looks down, sees Trinity's shoes and they all head out to parts unkown. ;D
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Befittin' a male what?
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You look like a dang Frenchman in that get-up.
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He could trade his VW for a Renault. ;D
Did ya ever notice how good the French are at buildin' ugly cars and ugly rifles?
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Well. Dell, I did something about a month ago that I never thought I would ever do in my life. I sold the VW. :'( I replaced it with a Ford in the hopes that trips to the mechanic wouldn't be so darned expensive. I didn't have too many problems with the VW, but when I did it always left my wallet crying like a potato in a microwave.
The heads over at VW got too big. They wanted to do away with the small time buyers like me and in the US are going after the luxury market only. In Germany they are still have two models even smaller and more economical than the Golf/Jetta. With the Golf on up, they are equipping them more luxurously with each new model introduction. I guess the US market doesn't want the small-fries over here. We like to buy our cars expensive, whether we can afford them or not! ::) ...Have you seen some of the car payments out there? I can get a house cheaper! ... that's an entirely differenty topic, the prices of houses. >:(
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Can he sing in French and dance?
He does sort of look like Liza Minelli with a beard ;D
Whatcha say?!?!?!?! ??? >:(
Slim
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He didn't stutter! ;D
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Musta been my 300 baud hearing. :D
Slim
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A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters.
The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every
once in a while the lights would turn off.
Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.
However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.
She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom?
The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that
there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf."
"Well, in that case I'll just look the other way," said the nun.
So, the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant,
and she preceded to the restroom. After a few minutes, she came back out,
and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause.
She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand!
Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"
"Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender,
"Would you like a drink?"
"But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.
"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the fig leaf on the
statue is lifted up, the lights go out. Now, how about that drink?"
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"Is she lookin' fer a job? Ah thank we kin use her"
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<<<<<<standing i front of the building next to litl' roosterville jail, directly across th road from Roosterville Showboat and Casino He admires the new sign,
Grand Opening
litl' roosterandTinity's
Pawn and Gun Shop
Money to Loan open 4pm to Midnight to cheat Serve ya betta
Okay Trinity, yer all set. Remember never lend more 40% of the Book Value always git and I.D. Cars and Jewelry 25%(we can take that away in court when they don't pay)
When yer brother Bambino comes in give him this envelope, and list of deadbeats client's name and have him go have a chat with them ;D ;D ;D
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litl rooster, what's ya want to do with this sign that Trinity had made up.
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litl rooster, what's ya want to do with this sign that Trinity had made up.
"Yeah!! Wass wrong wif mah sign? At least ya orta do a little better on tha whittlin' job on yer sign. Ah was tolt that a person could still read "Cheat" :o. "
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Bambino walks up and snatches the slip of paper out of Trinity's hand. "Gimme that!"
He looks it over, grunts and nods. Then he eats the contract list and leaves.
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Dern if he don't like his work ??? :o
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"Thass mah brother! He don' like nothin' better than stealin' hosses an' hittin' folks over tha haid. ;D"
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"Thass mah brother! He don' like nothin' better than stealin' hosses an' hittin' folks over tha haid. ;D"
That's why we hired him.......You get some time have one of the girls get a ladder and hang yer sign up.
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*YAWN* "Yeah, we'll git to it later."
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watching from the winda at litl' roosterville HOOTER's a man on crutches leaves the new Pawn and gun shop, with his huntin' rifle......another satisfied customer ;D
I knew Trinity would like this new business................ ;D
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Delmonico sees a lot of black smoke coming from the back of the litl roosterville Hooters. :o He goes around back and sees flames coming out of the kitchen door. ::) He tries to call 911 and finds out that litl rooster does not provide this service to his town. :o
Driving fast to the fire station he finds NO PARKING signs all around the fire station, knowing he will be towed and fined, Delmonico has to park 8 blocks away and run a half mile to report the fire. ::)
By the time they get there the only thing they save is part of the sign which now says:
HOOT
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Unaware of how the business works, Delmonico has worried for no reason. The market is very fickle and for that reason each restaurant must renovate every six months to remain being the "cool" place to go. Instead of financing the entire renovation job through his own pocket, litl rooster hired Bambino to take care of "demolition" for him. Part of the service is that Bambino will file the insurance claim too.
A new Hooters will be open Sunday Morning with even more debauchery.
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Unaware of how the business works, Delmonico has worried for no reason. The market is very fickle and for that reason each restaurant must renovate every six months to remain being the "cool" place to go. Instead of financing the entire renovation job through his own pocket, litl rooster hired Bambino to take care of "demolition" for him. Part of the service is that Bambino will file the insurance claim too.
A new Hooters will be open Sunday Morning with even more debauchery.
Grand re Opening
Litl' Roostervilles HOOTERS
Free Breakfast Buffet till Noon today
Father's love Hooter's wings?
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Trinity takes the paint brush and adds a line to the bottom:
Grand re Opening
Litl' Roostervilles HOOTERS
Free Breakfast Buffet till Noon today
Father's love Hooter's wings?
If'n they din't, you wouldn' be here
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"litl rooster, we's gotta run another sale. Tha visitors don' seem ta be comin' by as much as we done thought. Ah figgert that EVERY one woulda loved tha lisence plates on tha wall yonder or tha ol' flour boxes on tha other wall. An' best of all, all tha Hoootergirls is wearing blue an' whaht gingham check lahk Ellie Mae!"
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Needs something I think that Hooter girls should be wearin' orange whaht gingham but in the Elle Mae style ;D
Why don't you go in the kitchen and whip up some little sandwiches and put them on the Bar fer Happy Hour
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Delmonico comes in bearin' gifts, "hear Trinity, I got ya the fixin's, make yerself one, I know yer hungry." ;D ;D ;D ;D ::) :D
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Needs something I think that Hooter girls should be wearin' orange whaht gingham but in the Elle Mae style ;D
Why don't you go in the kitchen and whip up some little sandwiches and put them on the Bar fer Happy Hour
"Yep, yer raght. Ah'll git tha seamstress on it right away. In tha mean tahm, they kain' be wearin' no blue, so ... Hootergirls: Off with tha dresses!"
Delmonico comes in bearin' gifts, "hear Trinity, I got ya the fixin's, make yerself one, I know yer hungry." ;D ;D ;D ;D ::) :D
Trinity takes the hot roll, makes a small incision in one end, pokes two fingers in and makes a pocket. Then he shoves the stick of butter in and seals the outside with peanut butter so none of the melted butter escapes. With a look of bliss, Trinity takes a large bite.
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samwiches, where is them little things hiding at.
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I think Trinity Is taste testing them now
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well we better get in there, his mouth has got to fill up pretty soon, and when he slows down for a munute, we'll grab a few and run.
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Trinity orders fifty dozen of the sandwiches in a scaled down size from Delmonico.
"Our customers lahk fanger foods. We'll sell them four to a servin'. Ya got any lil' jars of peanut butter an lil' butters that we kin send out wif each plate? Ah don' wanna have ta be in tha kitchen all naght, an' some of tha girls we hahrd ta do tha food prep ain' too bright." :o
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Be careful whut you ask for.... :P
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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaarrrrrrrgh!!! Ah done tolt her she weren't hahrd!... Who's gonna tail her ta leave??" :o :o :o
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Be careful whut you ask for.... :P
Jeez...is that what happens when they lift too many 50-wing orders?
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I think Slims coming by tomorrow, maybe slim can fire her, yeah slim can do it ;D
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I think she's been toting the 55 gal barrels of wings.
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"Yep, yer raght. Ah'll git tha seamstress on it right away. In tha mean tahm, they kain' be wearin' no blue, so ... Hootergirls: Off with tha dresses!"
Trinity takes the hot roll, makes a small incision in one end, pokes two fingers in and makes a pocket. Then he shoves the stick of butter in and seals the outside with peanut butter so none of the melted butter escapes. With a look of bliss, Trinity takes a large bite.
Well It's not Hooters but here is one of our local Hurdy Gurdy Girls
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Cheers
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Pawnee Bill, I have been looking fer a new assisant, fer Village of Litl' Roosterville and we are EOE. Trinity your no longer needed here, a a a a h why don't you go see if yer Brother Bambino needs some help in the collections department ;D
BTW, Pawnee Bill, to run a Wild West Show in the Village limits, you must first seek a permit from the acting Zoning Inspector>which is me< and must be approved by the Village Ruler ah Mayor> who is also me<
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I think Slims coming by tomorrow, maybe slim can fire her, yeah slim can do it ;D
Fire her no no no no....Friday Saturday nites get pretty ruff at Hooters, shes the new Bouncer, I just leave the cell doors open and she tosses 'em in there fer me ;D ;D ;D She generates revenues fer the Me I mean the Village.
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Well that will be easier on Slim, I was kinda feeling sorry for him a firing that gal.
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:D
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Well that will be easier on Slim, I was kinda feeling sorry for him a firing that gal.
I dodged a boolit that time. ::)
Slim
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I'd call that an artillery shell. :o
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:'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
"Kin it be true? Ah ain' really fahrd, is Ah? Ah love this job... it's tha only reason Ah git up in tha moanin'" :'( :'(
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Trinity do not post in this thread agin, I'll talk to yer lawyer tonight. In fact if you read it, log out first so no one will know yer here. ::)
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;D :D ;D
Marshall goes down to Lil Roosterville ta see about some rustled Sheep. finds the working conditions terrible, organizezes the Barmaids--(take out girls)(Hooters) Stands up for Trinities rights. :o
Forms New Service Guild--'The Molly Maguires' :o
;D
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Irish pops into litl roosterville an shoots Marshal Harpoluke in tha butt with rock salt fer stirrin up union problems!
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Assaults, sheep running loose, union troubles,and illegal fireings. There is a God and I will be rich.
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If you took better care of them sheep, Harpo, they wouldn't get rusted. Mebbe rub 'em down with some lanoline from time to time. It's supposed to waterproof 'em.
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If he's in a hurry he could spray them all with Thompson's Water Seal! ;D
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Send them to the Sahara Desert, then they won't rust. ;D
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Irish pops into litl roosterville an shoots Marshal Harpoluke in tha butt with rock salt fer stirrin up union problems!
:o
Ouch! Dag gon Orangeman, mugwampe. Sheep Blows Up Irish Toms bar. :o
My sheep are just fine, mowing down Sod Busters corn n wheat. The good news is their dropings have the good parisitic Nemotodes dat kill the bad ones, so there'll be squeezings next harvist. ;D
My Sheeps coat is just fine, He uses Cattle fat, coal tar, N Chickin grease--preferably from a small rouster. :o
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;D :D ;D
Here chiki, chicki, Chicki---Ah don't wan't to hurt Ya, Ah jus wan'ts ta eat Ya. :o (Frisco Kid)
Marshall rounds up His Sheep, Saddles Up Da Sheep n heads back to the Dynomite Chicken Ranch.
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My sheep are just fine, mowing down Sod Busters corn n wheat. The good news is their dropings have the good parisitic Nemotodes dat kill the bad ones, so there'll be squeezings next harvist. ;D
The sheep also eat the azalea, which is also known as "sheep-poison" and they all die. Sod Buster puts on his protective gloves, piles them up and makes a bon-fire to celebrate! :o ::)
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The sheep also eat the azalea, which is also known as "sheep-poison" and they all die. Sod Buster puts on his protective gloves, piles them up and makes a bon-fire to celebrate! :o ::)
;D :D ;D
It's a good thing Yeh can't read, Can't see either. Those it Little Roosters Sheep, (He won't mind), But Slims Cattle eat the bush an die too. He will mind. :o
Marshal N Da Sheep have the caldeara hot waiting for Little Rooster to drop in fer dinner. :o :P ;D
;D :D ;D
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Sheep destroying crops,farmers poisoning livestock,and chicken molesting.CHACHING
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Despite Delmonico's and DArchangel's advice, Trinity sneaks into the litle roosterville HOOTERS and convinces the cheerleaders and dancer to come with him to Trinityland.
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The new hurdy gurdy girl and many of the waitresses follow Trinity too.
Before leaving, Trinity turns around and sticks out his tongue.
:P
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<---bein' ah outtah werk De-Tective, gets the goods on Trinty 'fore 'e slips away...............
Wunner whut this'll be werth ta Rooster when 'e gets back? Suitable fer blackmail. Ain't showin' the evidence 'til I see Mr. Green.
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<---bein' ah outtah werk De-Tective, gets the goods on Trinty 'fore 'e slips away...............
Wunner whut this'll be werth ta Rooster when 'e gets back? Suitable fer blackmail. Ain't showin' the evidence 'til I see Mr. Green.
Bambino rides up and has a conversation with Arcey. He hands a string of Percherons to him and with a nod he leaves.
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<---watches the big dude ride off.....
Whut'um I supposed ta do with these? Hands 'em of ta 'iz drunken wagon drivin' cuzzin'.....
<--wants cold hard cash....
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Delmonico puts a penny in the freezer, when it's cold he gets his slingshot and shhots Arcey in the butt with the penny. ::)
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Bambino steals the horses back and shakes his head. He guesses that Arcey doesn't know how much Irish Tom would have paid to get those horses back. Bambino shrugs. No matter anyway, he thinks, because he's sure that Arcey won't get Trinity in trouble if he doesn't want to get a bop on the head. ;D
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Ya boys just got me beat down................
I'll hafta hold onta this 'til Rooster gets here.
Hard ta get a leg up on y'all..... Yep.....
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Last one that tried to get a leg up on me was a poodle dog, got 57' 51/2 inches on that kick. ;D
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<---Makes note: Check city hall fer dog kickin' license fer Del. Wit ah poodle stamp.........
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Trinity, don't you worry none, that low down dirty scoundrel litl rooster's days are numbered.
Yep, he's being enrolled in summer school on how to treat his loyal friends and partners. Class starts tomorrow, and this ain't no charm school either. :-[
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Trinity, don't you worry none, that low down dirty scoundrel litl rooster's days are numbered.
Yep, he's being enrolled in summer school on how to treat his loyal friends and partners. Class starts tomorrow, and this ain't no charm school either. :-[
"Thankee Miss Montana! OOOPS! Ah ain' 'posed ta be in hair. Gotta go!"
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Former litl roosterville Bailiff Irish sees Trinity illegally enter litl roosterville, but since he has already been fired by litl rooster he does nothing to apprehend Trinity!
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The Bailiff of the US Federal Court comes to deliver a sue-pee-na to litl rooster, but is tolt he is in hidd9ing. Later the Judge issues a warrent fer litl rooster. ::) ;D
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The Bailiff of the US Federal Court comes to deliver a sue-pee-na to litl rooster, but is tolt he is in hidd9ing. Later the Judge issues a warrent fer litl rooster. ::) ;D
;D
Marshal gets warrent from Judge, (Marshal used to work as process server with Pilsbery, Suttro, & Powell of SF) Ah never Fail, Satifaction Gurrinteed, will be served or Yeh get the Body back. :o
;D
Dell Yeh got a Caldera large enough for Little Rooster n Pea Eye, His Horse? ;D I was thinkin of havin some Chicken/Horse Stew. ;D :D ;D
:o
8)
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A quick check says their is several warrents out on the sheep herder and he ends up in the pokey himself, on bread and water, Wonder bread in fact. :P
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Aint that sorta crewl and inhuman punishment even fer a low life sheepherder, Del?
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Nope not fer a sheepherder, nuthin' is to cruel, would not do that to a horse molester though, 'less he was also a sheepherder.
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A quick check says their is several warrents out on the sheep herder and he ends up in the pokey himself, on bread and water, Wonder bread in fact. :P
:o
;D
Yuk. >:( A kuick telegaph to Marshllls Law Firm ' Blue, Screw, N Tatoo Em Esq. Clears Marshall of All charges, but there is an outstanding Warrent for Dell as a lowdown lying, cheating, rabelrousing, backshooting Cosie. :o
Marshal Arests Dell N throghs Him In Da Clink. :o Dell ha to eat all dat Wonder bread., Yuk. :P :-\ :o
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Groovy..........
'Puters in the card game 'n now NCIC/V-CIN in Roosterville..
Tom, how we stop PISTOL before it creeps in?
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Pull the plug! ;D
Heck the info in it aint gonna be right anyhow Arcey!
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Groovy..........
'Puters in the card game 'n now NCIC/V-CIN in Roosterville..
Tom, how we stop PISTOL before it creeps in?
Who's got 'puters in tha card game?!!! :o :oThat's CHEATIN'!!! >:(
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Yuk. >:( A kuick telegaph to Marshllls Law Firm ' Blue, Screw, N Tatoo Em Esq. Clears Marshall of All charges, but there is an outstanding Warrent for Dell as a lowdown lying, cheating, rabelrousing, backshooting Cosie. :o
Marshal Arests Dell N throghs Him In Da Clink. :o Dell ha to eat all dat Wonder bread., Yuk. :P :-\ :o
Del might be rabelrousing, but he is not a backshooting Cosie. Trinity frees him and starts looking for his brother, Bambino. The Sheep Marshal is about to lose a foot or two in height.
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Ahhh, Trinity, I've shot 3 sheepherders in the back, butI don't think that counts does it? :o
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Nahhhhh. Not really. ;D ;D ;D
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Onliest way to shoot em Del, after all ya kent stand ta look at em!
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Onliest way to shoot em Del, after all ya kent stand ta look at em!
:o
Yellow!
>:(Marshall Who is loading Up Da 10ga.
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Ahhh, Roostah......
Whilst ya were out promotin' the town, one yer ex-employees been stealin' from ya 'n raisin' all sorts ah cain. Been conspirin' with ah pettifogger ta drag yer good name thru court in whut could turn inta a nasty 'n expensive suit - 'n I doan mean three piece.
Now, I got's photographic eviydence whut might just stop it all. Won't come cheap ta ya but I got it. Ya wanna talk er do I destroy it?
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Ahhh, Roostah......
Whilst ya were out promotin' the town, one yer ex-employees been stealin' from ya 'n raisin' all sorts ah cain. Been conspirin' with ah pettifogger ta drag yer good name thru court in whut could turn inta a nasty 'n expensive suit - 'n I doan mean three piece.
Now, I got's photographic eviydence whut might just stop it all. Won't come cheap ta ya but I got it. Ya wanna talk er do I destroy it?
Arcey, Under present circumstances I may have to take you up on yer offer.
Author's note<< Must go back to page 25 and start over. In the mean time would some have the sheep(spit)herder read the first few pages of this thread...I believe he is breaking one of the first laws of litl' roosterville ;D
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:'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
"Kin it be true? Ah ain' really fahrd, is Ah? Ah love this job... it's tha only reason Ah git up in tha moanin'" :'( :'(
On the contrary my friend you ain't fahrd........ I hired Ms. Gurdy to lesson yer work load. You still have 25% interest in the Gun and Pawn Shop, plus yer split fer helping Bambino in collections. I comp all yer meals and liquid refreshments from, litl' roosterville's Hooter'sand or the Showboat and Casinonote, Live show nitely
Big storm must sign out...continue later
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Trinity. TRINITY!!!
Put the gun down. When he mentioned nasty an' exensive suit he weren't talkin' about your dang skivvies.
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Arcey, Under present circumstances I may have to take you up on yer offer.
I shall await the summons ta yer offices, sir....
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"Wail, Forty.... What ails kin he mean? Is he tawlkin' bout mah pimp outfit?"
Trinity leaves with three more dancing girls.
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Then he ducks his head back in, wide eyed: "Wha'? Ah ain' fahrd? But, Ah wanna main-tain con-trol over tha hirin' of tha girls. Kin Ah? Huh?"
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Then he ducks his head back in, wide eyed: "Wha'? Ah ain' fahrd? But, Ah wanna main-tain con-trol over tha hirin' of tha girls. Kin Ah? Huh?"
Why of course my friend.........That's yer best asset to Litl' Roosterville inc. Besides there's somethin new coming to the litl' roosterville Hooter's that I had installed just with you in mine.
Now is there any need for anymore of this talk of Friveliz lawsuits? Why my court docket is plum full these days With sheep(spit)herders rabalrousin' cousies and wannabe attorneys>>>I had to get the bouncer at Hooter's to fill in as my Bailiff<<<To think some out of town lawyer could think he could sue me in my court room>>> He'll be lucky if he don't swing from the Gallow's himself
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Trinity takes one look at the beer one look at the girls, thinks he has died and gone to heaven
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Trinity goes to the telegraph office and wires a message over to D'Archangel. The Telegrapher translated for Trinity:
Got good counter offer <stop>
What should I do? <stop>
Does "Litl' Roosterville inc." mean? <stop>
Is he bracing against a sure loss by tying his money up with red tape? <stop>
What should I do? <stop>.
The beer cooler looks really good! <stop>
What should I do? <stop>
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Why Trinity you need sum lawyer to help you with this....Have another beer sit down relax. Let me explain this to you. Even if lawyer Dagitt, could get hearin' in
My litl' roosterville court room, he will be takin' 1/3 of any proceeds. Now if I would try this case and find in your favor, I would have to sell all my holdings and close down the whole ball of werks. This means, no more free meals or drinks, Four Eyed Buck would have to pick up all the girls and take thm back to the Charm Skool or to their homes. There be no more Beer....Did I mention lawyer Dagitt would get 1/3 of all proceeds?
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I do believe that sheep (spit) herder is lookin' for trouble, he best hight tail it out of litlroosterville while he still can or he just might end up in the courtroom as the prime suspect for threats against litl roosters life, and I can tell you the end results won't be pretty.
So sheep (spit) herder you best be leaving town by daybreak. Just a friendly warning.
o.k. maybe not so friendly.
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Delmonico, moonlightin' as a Bailiff, delivers litl rooster a sup-pee-na for a court hearing in the Federal Court in Lincoln Newbrassky. ;D
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I do believe that sheep (spit) herder is lookin' for trouble, he best hight tail it out of litlroosterville while he still can or he just might end up in the courtroom as the prime suspect for threats against litl roosters life, and I can tell you the end results won't be pretty.
So sheep (spit) herder you best be leaving town by daybreak. Just a friendly warning.
;D :o ;D
>:( Thanks fer da warning (frindly or otherwise) Marshal tips hat. I don't want to hurt Lil Rooster, He's just on the fair for Supper. :P
Ifi'n Ya go back to some of the other threads He has already tried to Bushwack me. Ah has a Warrentt.
don't have any Enimies, at least none living :o
>:(
:o
:P
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o.k. maybe not so friendly.
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Fergot what ya was gonna say again?
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Fergot what ya was gonna say again?
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litl' roosters throws suspeny in round file rummages thru papers on desk and hands one to the "moonlighter", a suspeny to appear in court in litl' roosterville litl' roosterville vs.Delmonico aka disgruntle cosie aka Castor Oil Kid...... e al. also hands him papers on a sheep(spit)herder {ifn' your going to actually work, here's somethings you can do}
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Wow I was going to comment here, when I hit the quoate , Nothing came up :D
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Tha silence sez it all litl rooster ;D
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That's what I figgered. The light was on, but no one was at home. ;D
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We had to eddycate him in Old West terms in the lawyer thread, he though a Hog Ranch was a place you raised swine. ::) Then he threatened us with that worn out sheep dip thing. ::)
Dy-no-mite will be next, must be sad not being creative, I took a creative writin' course one time, got an A+. The sheepherder would a got a D-. ;D ;)
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;D
Good Morning, Thanks for da Coffee LR. ;D
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Now he forgot what thread coffee is drunk in. ;D
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I kin unnerstan that. Ya got too many threads around here. I can't keep up with them all.
Camille eyes the merge button. :D
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Naw, it's good exercise for the mind, lol a lot of us need it. ::)
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Now he forgot what thread coffee is drunk in. ;D
Ah kin drink Coffee on any thread Ah wants to, Don't need You approval or Permission. Puts Ipi--kack, n Castor oil in Dells Hot Sauce. :o
Dat'll have Em going at all ends. :o
heh, Heh, HEH! >:(
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I kin unnerstan that. Ya got too many threads around here. I can't keep up with them all.
Camille eyes the merge button. :D
Now, wouldn't that be bazaar tryin' ta keep things straight. :o :o :o :o
Slim
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Ah kin drink Coffee on any thread Ah wants to, Don't need You approval or Permission.
That sheepherder ain't got tha guts to admit he's fergot what thread he was in, don't take no guts to be a sheepherder, takes real guts to be a cosie, and not cause of the cookin'. ;)
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Now, wouldn't that be bazaar tryin' ta keep things straight. :o :o :o :o
Slim
More bizarre than any other thread in Tall Tales? ;D ;D
That sheepherder ain't got tha guts to admit he's fergot what thread he was in, don't take no guts to be a sheepherder, takes real guts to be a cosie, and not cause of the cookin'. ;)
"Ah done hert that sheep herders ain got no guts! Cosies, on tha other hand, got plenny o' guts" :P :P :P
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Why Trinity you need sum lawyer to help you with this....Have another beer sit down relax. Let me explain this to you. Even if lawyer Dagitt, could get hearin' in My litl' roosterville court room, he will be takin' 1/3 of any proceeds. Now if I would try this case and find in your favor, I would have to sell all my holdings and close down the whole ball of werks. This means, no more free meals or drinks, Four Eyed Buck would have to pick up all the girls and take thm back to the Charm Skool or to their homes. There be no more Beer....Did I mention lawyer Dagitt would get 1/3 of all proceeds?
"Ah don' care none 'bout no pro-ceeds. Ah wan' tha HOOTERS!"
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I got a better idea, how 'bout the Hooters and litl roosters left ......le :o ::)
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:o :o :o
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Ya know that sheepherder will try ta tell us he has guts, but he won't do 'nuthin' ta prove it, he'll just go off and post about his 10 gauge and sumthin' 'bout dy-no-mite. But nuthin' about provin' he has guts. ;D ::) ;) "Course that's why he lives on a chicken ranch. ;D
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"Course that's why he lives on a chicken ranch. ;D
him and da sheep must be hiding out, afraid to pop up
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That sheepherder ain't got tha guts to admit he's fergot what thread he was in, don't take no guts to be a sheepherder, takes real guts to be a cosie, and not cause of the cookin'. ;)
Accually, this occours on the SASSWire all the time, it is the first time Ah has had a post go to a different thread, the webmaste had no explanition iether.:(
You think it take guts to be a Cosie, well OK, but how bout being a Sheephearder in a Cattleman convention? :o
It goes over like a Star of David in a Mosque. :o
;D
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Well I got guts, here they are. ::)
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/guts2.jpg)
'long the top is a bit of stomach also. ;D :P
Now you've seen I have guts, show me yers. ;D ;D :D :D :D :D ::) ::) ::) :o :o :o
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Ya want to see my liver also. :D :D :D ::) ::) :P
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Del please keep yer guts to yerself.
Trinity be careful waht you say or I'll have to call out THE hooters girl again. :D
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Trinity be careful waht you say or I'll have to call out THE hooters girl again. :D
Trinity, ifn she calls out that hooters gal, it could mean trouble, :o :o
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"Nooooooo! Not THE Hooters gal!" :o :o :o
<<Authors note: I have a hankerin' for a potted meat sandwich. I wonder why ???>>
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Oh Cammie, it ain't the yucky stuff with all the whackin' and cuttin'. :o :P
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This was on my Home Page so I cut and pasted it and removed the little click here's.
Good Idea Gone Bad: 'Hooters for Neuters'
You have to give the guy credit for creativity. Ed Boks, the chief of the Los Angeles Animal Services agency, promoted an ingenious way to raise money to allow his agency to have more pets spayed or neutered--all without raising taxes. The fund-raiser would be a bikini contest, which would be promoted through Hooters restaurants. The catchy name of the contest would be: Hooters for Neuters. The reaction to the idea in City Hall was pretty much unanimous: WHAT?!?
The Los Angeles Times reports that howls of protests from both animal activists and elected officials have led the Animal Services agency to cancel the bikini contest. The critics just didn't think the role of government was to judge the merits of women in itsy-bitsy teeny-weeny yellow polka-dot bikinis. "Are we going backward? What is going on here?" City Controller Laura Chick told the L.A. Times. She said she called Boks to urge him not to participate in the event.
Boks is pretty much in the dog house. He told the Times that Hooters came to him with the idea of a holding a bikini contest with his agency as the beneficiary. He readily agreed, realizing it would assist his goal of greatly reducing the number of animals euthanized in the six animal shelters in Los Angeles. Bok's grand five-year goal is to end euthanasia. Last year, the city euthanized 19,500 animals. Apparently, a good cause does not justify this particular means.
And we thought litl rooster caused problems. ;D
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And we thought litl rooster caused problems. ;D
As the Ruler Mayor of litl' roosterville, I can say I am for itsy-bitsy teenie-weenie yellow polka-dot bikinis, Just not on every one
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Ya'll break down the door to Del's workshop would you? Tom's gonna be here in a while with a delivery. :o
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Since litl rooster's pewter wasn't workin' right he misses his court date in Lincoln Newbrassky. ;D
The next day a large squad of US Federal Marshals shows up with the crew from "Mega Movers" on the history channel. The litl roosterville Hooters is loaded up as the cameras roll and the move to Trinityland begains as the Hooters exits the thread. ;D ;D ::) ::) ;)
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"Careful fellers! Don' wan' ta shake tha beer too much!!" :o :o :o
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The US Marshals come with the US Army Corps of Engineers and the start dredging and building dikes and canals. Soon the Ralph river is turned from it's normal backs and now flows in Trinityland as well as the Showboat and casino. ;D
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"Come on HOOTERS!!!!" ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Delmonico, the herd of US Marshals and a locksmith, come into litl roosterville. They find litl rooster's pick-up parked by the empty lot where the Hooters used to be, by a no parking sign. ;D
The locksmith uses a Slim Jim (No not a meat stick ::)) and unlocks the truck. The US Marshals take litl rooster's Henry out of the gun rack and put it in the trunk of their car. They also write litl rooster a parkin' ticket. :D
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Delmonico, the herd of US Marshals and a locksmith, come into litl roosterville. They find litl rooster's pick-up parked by the empty lot where the Hooters used to be, by a no parking sign. ;D
The locksmith uses a Slim Jim (No not a meat stick ::)) and unlocks the truck. The US Marshals take litl rooster's Henry out of the gun rack and put it in the trunk of their car. They also write litl rooster a parkin' ticket. :D
<<<author's note: There is a neck- stretchin' a-comin' >>
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Nope. It's part of the lawsuit. It's mine now!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Okay, now you dun ruint me...................................You can have the Hooter's Awe fount out yesterday the Showboat and Casino was takin' on water. That's fine you gots them now.
Just now the Ornary Orr's Brown stage thru a package off, Yep a shipment of the finest Hemp rope avaialble, Now wherd' you put my truck and my Henry's?>>>>>>he sez cocking the hammers back on the "Dragoon"
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"Looks lahk litl rooster's gonna build him a hash house!" :o :o :o :o
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The US Marshals come back, "We fergot that The Dragoon was on the list", they take it and litl roosters pants which was also on the list. As he stands there by the hole that used to be the litl rooserville Hooters in his underwear, he realizes that his pick=up keys are still in the pants that the US Marshals took to Trinityland. ;D
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Under the dim lights of a the secret spot known as the "Cave", the gogs of the great brain turn(my own). After orderin' new britches that fit from a realiable dealer. <must also add, ones the buttons stay on> litl' roosters plots out bigger and better plans ;D ;D ;D
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must also add, ones the buttons stay on> litl' roosters;D ;D ;D
and apparently them button ups are safer from what Del and a few others have said about the zippers :o :o
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and apparently them button ups are safer from what Del and a few others have said about the zippers :o :o
Yup
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Miss Montana goes into Roosters cave and throws him the spare keys to the truck and tells him to keep planning, she has a surprise for him.
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Miss Montana goes into Roosters cave and throws him the spare keys to the truck and tells him to keep planning, she has a surprise for him.
Top Dawg enters litlroosters cave.......
Kinda tight in here, anyway I am here to discuss your stragety and talk to you about the technicality of the Federal Court. I do believe we have a good case and should have your business back and thriving in no time. Just let me know how you want to proceed with the information I have presented to you. I'll be awaiting your answer.
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From D.C...... Here to help.... Yeah...
This is where I came in. Stop the turnip truck, I want back on.......
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Arcey, now hold on, that must be the president (Top Dog) and he's on the TV every day telling us how he's a helping us
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I think yer right here Arcey, and this is libal to cost us taxpayers a bundle. 'Least Trinty paid his off with a percent. ::)
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Lassie I mean Top Dawg, here run this over to the Gumshoe thread....Sticking note in dogs mouth<<<Hey let go of my hand......................................You talk like someone from Texas, I just can't put my finger on it......Now go on and don't stop till you get there, even if Timmy falls in a well.
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……..the mutt is right it the entrance ta the cave when this big ole burnt out bottle rocket comes down, bonks ‘im on the haid, rick-o-shays off then slides along ‘til it reaches Roostah’s feet. Roostah tears off the note.........
“Got the goods. Set the meetin’. Bring silver ‘n gold. Don’t want no Roostahville currency.”
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A disembodied voice enters and says: "If Timmy falls into an OIL well, Top Dawg will no longer be able to complete his mission.
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……..the mutt is right it the entrance ta the cave when this big ole burnt out bottle rocket comes down, bonks ‘im on the haid, rick-o-shays off then slides along ‘til it reaches Roostah’s feet. Roostah tears off the note.........
“Got the goods. Set the meetin’. Bring silver ‘n gold. Don’t want no Roostahville currency.”
From the fireworks stand in litl' roosterville, a note is tied to a rocket and sent to the Gumshoe office.... That Dawg is unrealiable, must be a Democrat
.author's note<Fortunate for me I emptied the slot machines before the federallies took my property
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From the fireworks stand in litl' roosterville, a note is tied to a rocket and sent to the Gumshoe office.... That Dawg is unrealiable, must be a Democrat
Pee on one floor, get bonked on the head with bottle rocket called unreliable and a DEMOCRAT
litlrooster is no longer my friend,,,,,,,,,, going over to Trinityland to see if he'll be more appreciative. :( :( :( :(
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Good idea, litl rooster treats everyone like a dog. ;D
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Good idea, litl rooster treats everyone like a dog. ;D
Ain't so..................
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From the back porch of the litl roostervilleFireworksStand He finishs his steak he cooked on the grill, leaving the T-bone and scraps on the plate lie (in case Top Dawg shows back up) and walks out and feeds his horse. Then relaxs in the wooden Rocker under the large oak tree. No worries now thing will return to normal soon............. ;D ;D ;D
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No worries now thing will return to normal soon............. ;D ;D ;D
NORMAL??????????????????????
What is normal around here? ??? ??? ??? ::) :D
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Pee on one floor, get bonked on the head with bottle rocket called unreliable and a DEMOCRAT
litlrooster is no longer my friend,,,,,,,,,, going over to Trinityland to see if he'll be more appreciative. :( :( :( :(
Trinity walks up to Top Dawg and pets him on the head. "Shore, Ah'll be your friend, but if'n you continue ta bee-have lahk a poly-tician Ah'll have ta sen' ya to tha dawg house. Ah don' lahk no poly-tician!!! >:( >:( >:("
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A reper-zent-ative of the Hooters Corperation comes to litl roosters office, with out his once faithful staff to stop him, he walks right in. "mr. rooster, it has our attention that there have been some shady dealings involvin' yer Hooters fra-chise. Hooters incorperated does not need this kind of "exposure" so the terms of the contract have been violated along with several of the watresses, so your fra-chise is now null and void."
As he turns to go, he looks at the wall and turns back, "Why would you have a Henry Repeating Arms Golden Little Boy hangin' on yer wall, ain't you got more pride than that?" ;D ::)
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<------- pads over to the t-bone scraps left on the plate, sniffs and walks away, although tempting, something doesn't smell right (maybe a little arsnic was sprinkled on it) goes over to Trinity and sits beside him..
I am not a poly ti shon, I was treated wrongly by litlrooster and Arcey, I never peed on Arceys floor, that was his poodle that did that and blamed it on me.
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Then relaxs in the wooden Rocker under the large oak tree. No worries now thing will return to normal soon............. ;D ;D ;D
Hey, get up and find me the keys to the truck, now that you have lost your contract to HOOTERS I have to go to work, and you had best be looking fer work yourself, no more lazing around under the trees, you ran off the dawg, lost the business whatever am I going to do with you?
(http://e4u.deltait.com.au/dressed/bek173.gif) and shave before you go looking for work please!!!!!
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I never peed on Arceys floor, that was his poodle that did that and blamed it on me.
<<<--- doesn't hold animals captive. No poodle. The gold fish ain't mine 'n he don't pee on the floor ennyways................
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Arcey, it was litl rooster that peed on yer floor, he always blames the dawg. ;D
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a sample is sent off for a DNA match.
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And it comes back as a match to litl rooster who has now fled to Canada. ;D
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authors note> litl' rooster refuses to have a Henry's Repeating Arms Golden Boy............<
Returning from Canada....found out it was full of French Sheep(spit- spit) herders, he goes to the privey and shaves...when a new ideal comes to mine......................
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authors note> litl' rooster refuses to have a Henry's Repeating Arms Golden Boy............<
Returning from Canada....found out it was full of French Sheep(spit- spit) herders, he goes to the privey and shaves...when a new ideal comes to mine......................
<<That's a Henry Repeating Arms Co. Little Golden Boy .22 rim fire rifle ;D ;D>>
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Give it to me, I'll load it with rat shot and thump on the wasps with it. ;D
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A big ugly guy named Lester enters the thread. ;D
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... looking for litl rooster! :o :o
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litl rooster sees him comin' and hides in the cellar, armed with his Henry Reapatin' Arms Golden Little Boy. ;D
(Don't shoot him litl rooster, you'll only make him mad, ya know what happened to that other guy who made him mad. :o)
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That's where he got his nick name. :o ;D
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Lester is follerin a trail of beanie babies! :o
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Each one he finds is one less that litl rooster will have when Lester finds him. This is making Lester verrrrry angry!
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after leaving the last "beanie baby" at Trinity's hamock. litl' rooster sneaks back to his own village where he begins to recoup his losses..Using the coinage from the slot machines and his $1.05 allowance and what is left of his buildings. Posting a new sign at the Village cross road, that reads.................
Grand Opening
HOOTER's
Best dang BBQ
Yep, the best BBQ, around.......................All you can eat only $5.99 Seniors $6.99 and kids under 4 and Wee people eat free. Come on down
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after leaving the last "beanie baby" at Trinity's hamock. litl' rooster sneaks back to his own village where he begins to recoup his losses..Using the coinage from the slot machines and his $1.05 allowance and what is left of his buildings. Posting a new sign at the Village cross road, that reads.................
Grand Opening
HOOTER's
Best dang BBQ
Yep, the best BBQ, around.......................All you can eat only $5.99 Seniors $6.99 and kids under 4 and Wee people eat free. Come on down
"lil rooster... Don' coun' yer chickens afore they hatch!
Nummer one: Yer HO is burned out. In order ta run a REE-spectable EEE-stablishment, all lights must burn.
Nummer two: Them wee people is havin' too much fun in Trinityland wif tha green beer (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/niemoller/emoticons/greenbeer2.gif)
An, nummer three: You ain' tolt me yet whether Ah got mah ol' job yet.
What Ah do lahk is that them seniors eat fer more money. Them folk is always bein' cheap whilst spendin' all their money on they grandkids! >:("
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In his spare time from the Dairy and sausage factory, Slim repairs the Hooter's sign. ;D ;D ;D
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How ever, being not good with legtricity and not realizin' that Neon signs use high voltage, Slim lights up when he touches the 100,000 volts. :o ;D
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While Slim is playing with litl rooster's HO, Trinity slips in and takes thirty pounds of sausage.
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Well Slim can't be having much fun, you ever tried to play with a burned out HO
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Slim awakes on the ground and smells something burnt. He figgers Litl Rooster burnt some wings agin. He gits up, brushes the dust off his clothes, and goes back to his county to make more sausage.
<Arthur's note: Trinity how did yer HO turn lime green? ;D>
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Trinity give her Lime Kool Aid! ;D
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Slim awakes on the ground and smells something burnt. He figgers Litl Rooster burnt some wings agin. He gits up, brushes the dust off his clothes, and goes back to his county to make more sausage.
<Arthur's note: Trinity how did yer HO turn lime green? ;D>
<Arthurs note: I'm not quite sure.... but Miss Annie told me once or twice that
IT'S ALL SLIM'S FAULT!!!
;D ;D>
Trinity enjoys the last of the sausage and considers making another trip to get more.
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Trinity enjoys the last of the sausage and considers making another trip to get more.
<<Author's Note: What Trinity doesn't know is that 'sausage' is a new VEGAN blend of veggies and soy with some of Del's special spices>>
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The veggies are rude-begas, turnips and some bleedin' beets to give it color. ;D
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<< I must admit... I have eaten vegan meals that are supposed to taste like meat. I find the chicken patties, sausage (patties and links) and corn dogs among the best. :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ >>
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I can make several meals from veggies but eventually I got to have some meat. ;D
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I have a solution, since vegans like to make meat out of veggies, why not make veggies out of meat? ;D
Myself I'll eat veggies that are veggies, to make somthing that is said/rumored to taste and look like meat just shows that they should give it up and go buy some meat. Be like me making Iced Tea and tryin' to tell you it was single malt Scotch, it ain't meat and it ain't Scotch. :P
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In the space behind the Village Hall....................Work continues
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This might work better than the Neandertals and their grill.
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/roast%20post/Roast5.jpg)
They'd see the 'tators and the carrots, they'd find out they were the bestest they ever et and then they find the fork-tender sirloin steak under them was the reason. ;D
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Make no mistake, I throughly enjoy eating well prepared flesh of dead animals.
But I gottah brag, I did the 'taters yesterevenin' - on a dare. Brushed 'em clean. Cut 'em up. Tossed 'em in a pot. Salted 'em down 'til they looked right. Stuck in 'bout 3/4" of butter - that looked right too. Followin' Del's example I didn't measure nuttin'. Put water in 'til they were covered then boiled the hell out 'em. Goods I ever et.
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<Arthurs note: I'm not quite sure.... but Miss Annie told me once or twice that
IT'S ALL SLIM'S FAULT!!!
;D ;D>
Trinity enjoys the last of the sausage and considers making another trip to get more.
;D ;D ;D ;D
Slim
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Emergency meeting of the Village Fathers>that's me< is called to pass Legisration to stop endless waste of meat >especially Beef< Seasonin' potatoes with it. :o :o :o With in the Village limits..................
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TOFURKEY RULES!!!
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:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
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Grand daddy use to say, Grannie could make a boot taste good cooked in the Dutch Oven....In the 60's thing's got tight had have the boot a time or two.
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I've had meats that tasted like boots. Mostly when I was doing the cooking. :-[
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;D
:o Dell Ah Ain't saying that this steak is tough, I don't see that Ol mule that was tied up here an hour ago. :P
:o
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Only a sheep herder is durn fool enough to insult a cook. Oh well, no plate fer him if'n our paths cross. ;D Sides that grilled steaks are the ones that be tough, I don't grill, what ya think I am, a Neanderthal?
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Only a sheep herder is durn fool enough to insult a cook. Oh well, no plate fer him if'n our paths cross. ;D Sides that grilled steaks are the ones that be tough, I don't grill, what ya think I am, a Neanderthal?
;D
In Your case Dell that was a complement. ;D
8)
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Only a sheep herder is durn fool enough to insult a cook. Oh well, no plate fer him if'n our paths cross. ;D Sides that grilled steaks are the ones that be tough, I don't grill, what ya think I am, a Neanderthal?
>:(
You trying to give Us Neanderthal's a bad name, No BBQ for You; No Chineze Style either.
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Good, don't want none, most likely cook it over pasture weeds anyway. :P :P :P :P :P
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Good, don't want none, most likely cook it over pasture weeds anyway. :P :P :P :P :P
;D
Naw, cook over Mesquete or Manzanita, Oak is good if available.
You probably use Buffalo chips. :P
:o
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Mesquite is a pasture weed, nasty stuff, it makes yer food taste bad. :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
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Mesquite is a pasture weed, nasty stuff, it makes yer food taste bad. :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
;D
Sauce for Goose. :D
No Sheephearder Bread for You. :o
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Only a sheep herder is durn fool enough to insult a cook. Oh well, no plate fer him if'n our paths cross. ;D Sides that grilled steaks are the ones that be tough, I don't grill, what ya think I am, a Neanderthal?
Neanderthals? Start fires by rubbing two sticks together..........I use a static electric charge to start my fire's, Takes a real cook to grill a steak...anyone can put meat in a pot and boil it to death.............................ducking as he runs
BTW........Sheep(spit)herder............................your flock was impounded for entring litl' roosterville and will be destroyed at sun up....... Go back and re read the the thread.
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No Sheephearder Bread for You. :o
Is thet what you use to eat yer sheep dip Wooly Boy? ;D
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They call it that so proper folks don't make a mistake and eat it. "neither Oak nor Mesquite smoke should ever be allowed to touch a piece of meat, when using either or elm for cookin' the food should be inside dutch ovens. I don't mind grilled if it's over good wood coals or on a cast iron griddle, and is cooked slow and basted with butter. No propane, no sawdust charcoa.
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Is thet what you use to eat yer sheep dip Wooly Boy? ;D
;D
Naw, Irish Muligan stew, thank ye. Maybe Youv'e been drincking too much irish Coffee. :o
This is a little too much Blarney.
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Neanderthals? Start fires by rubbing two sticks together..........I use a static electric charge to start my fire's, Takes a real cook to grill a steak...anyone can put meat in a pot and boil it to death.............................ducking as he runs
BTW........Sheep(spit)herder............................your flock was impounded for entring litl' roosterville and will be destroyed at sun up....... Go back and re read the the thread.
Ya touch one sheep, N Da whole town will be Burnt down.
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They call it that so proper folks don't make a mistake and eat it. "neither Oak nor Mesquite smoke should ever be allowed to touch a piece of meat, when using either or elm for cookin' the food should be inside dutch ovens. I don't mind grilled if it's over good wood coals or on a cast iron griddle, and is cooked slow and basted with butter. No propane, no sawdust charcoa.
;D
A good Cosie can cook with any fuel, whats Your excuse. :o
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Y abetter re-read it, with yer glasses next time, I don't grill with oak er Mesquite, it makes the food taste nasty. I can't control that. :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
Who wants the food to taste like pasture weeds, I don't grill with red cedar or musk thistle either. ::) :P :P :P
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After sweeping the street of litl' roosterville clean of sheep (spit) carcass's and and cast iron.........litl' rooster erects new sign at Village limit's.
Welcome to
Litl' Roosterville
Come on take yer shoes off sit awhile
Leave yer sheep (spit) Cook ware and yer knitten elsewhere's
By order of theKing Mayor of Litl' Roosterville
While in Litl' Roosterville stop by HOOTER's BBQ and enjoy their Buffett
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After sweeping the street of litl' roosterville clean of sheep (spit) carcass's and and cast iron.........litl' rooster erects new sign at Village limit's.
Welcome to
Litl' Roosterville
Come on take yer shoes off sit awhile
Leave yer sheep (spit) Cook ware and yer knitten elsewhere's
By order of theKing Mayor of Litl' Roosterville
While in Litl' Roosterville stop by HOOTER's BBQ and enjoy their Buffett
Notice ya didn't mention any dead cats, Marshall watches the town burn--Yessurrie LR shure know how to BBQ. :o Gunna have to pluck a chicken. :P
heh, Heh, HEH! :D
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Score: Sheephearder 5000, Little Rooster 0
Here kiddy, Kiddy, Kitty!
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#1: Del... I actually like the taste of mesquite smoked meats. Sorry.
#2: The Sheepherder is going to be sorry when he see's that the fire he was watching was the "Jimmy Walker's Dy-no-mite Chicken Ranch". It seems the Sheepherder needs new glasses.
It seems the tally actually stands at: Sheepherder -5000, Little Rooster 1
#3: The Sheepherder reeeeeaaaaally needs to adjust how he calls his cats. The internet police are going to start keeping an eye on him!
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O know some do pard, but I always thought is was Texan's way a gettin' even with the carpet baggers, sell them the weeds out a their pasture.
Myself apricot is my favorite.
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Haven't ever tried apricot. Sounds good.
Ever try usin' pressure treated lumber? ;D
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No but I've smelled it burnin', old telephone poles or RR ties are better, they burn brighter. My favorite is old tires, but ya have to burn them at night now so they don't see yer smoke. ;D
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Shippin' pallets. 'Specially if they old 'n had oil 'er anti-freze er both spilt on 'em 'n good 'n soaked in......
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A few year old fer the company's summer outing, we went to a yuppie farm/pet zoo. When it started to get toward dusk, the owner of the "farm" brought wood over the start a campfire. The wood was scraps of painted boards. :o ::) I promptly moved the family and myself away from the campfire.
Slim
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No but I've smelled it burnin', old telephone poles or RR ties are better, they burn brighter. My favorite is old tires, but ya have to burn them at night now so they don't see yer smoke. ;D
Old tires burn real hot. I've burnt a few at night in my day. ;D
Slim
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Trinity steps up to the pressure treated wood, old pallet, painted particle board and tire fire. *Sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiifffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff* Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Gooood! ;D ;D
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The smoke from Trinity's fire drifts over litl roosterville. ;D Soon soot is coverin' everything. :o
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Then the EPA shows up and tapes off the entire town.
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<---tosses the banner-guard on the fire..............
Nuttin' like yeller plastic ribbon.....
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Delmonico shows up with a 55 gal drum of used motor oil and adds it to the fire. ::) ::) :P :P
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*Sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiifffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff* *cough* Ahhhhhhhhhhh *cough* Ahhhhhhhhhh! *cough* *cough* Even be- *cough* better! *cough*
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Delmonico tosses a RR tie on the fire as well as a 1979 Granda. ::)
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*Sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiifffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff* *cough* Ahhhhhhhhhhh *cough* Ahhhhhhhhhh! *cough* *cough* Even be- *cough* better! *cough*
Is the fire ready for the S'MORES yet? <--Sood Buster readies his coathanger and marshmellows.....
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A Ford in the fire. I'm grossed out...........
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Trinity throws a Ford Pinto on the fire and ducks.
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Delmonico adds a 1972 Dat-soon 210, a 1982 BMW 320i and a 1972 Buick Skylark to the fire along with a large round bale of straw and a pick-up load of sty-re-foam peanuts to the fire. ;D
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#1: Del... I actually like the taste of mesquite smoked meats. Sorry.
#2: The Sheepherder is going to be sorry when he see's that the fire he was watching was the "Jimmy Walker's Dy-no-mite Chicken Ranch". It seems the Sheepherder needs new glasses.
It seems the tally actually stands at: Sheepherder 5000, Little Rooster 0
#3: The Sheepherder reeeeeaaaaally needs to adjust how he calls his cats. The internet police are going to start keeping an eye on him!
;D
Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty. :D
Da Dynomite Chicken Ranch is just fine, Litl roosterville, well its a hot time in da ol town tonight! :o
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<<<<<<<<<<<<<<Tosses a Peyote soaked Herder in the fire....He screams fer a second, to deaf ears. Now this is a nice fire ;D ;D ;D
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As the fire dies down, the soot covers litl roosterville to the depth of 3 feet. ;D
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;D
Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty. :D
Da Dynomite Chicken Ranch is just fine, Litl roosterville, well its a hot time in da ol town tonight! :o
Muuuuuuuuch better! :D
However Jimmy Walker is not Very happy today since his investment has gone up in smoke. He begins to think up a new saying to replace "Dyn-o-mite!!".
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<<<<<<<<<<<<<<Tosses a Peyote soaked Herder in the fire....He screams fer a second, to deaf ears. Now this is a nice fire ;D ;D ;D
;D
Must be Dell, smelled like Cosie. :P
Score: Sheephearder 10000 Little Rooster 0
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;D
Must be Dell, smelled like Cosie. :P
Score: Sheephearder 10000 Little Rooster 0
Sheepherder... ya fergot tha minus sign again.
Sheephearder -10000 Little Rooster 0
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Tourist from around the globe flock to Litl' Roosterville, after word of the Volcanic eruption....Buying bags of soveniner Volcanic
soot ash to take home....................Miss Montana takes the money to invest............. ;D
Litl' Roosterville thrives again
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Miss Montana is robbed on the way to invest. It seems her own fire arms had been used without approval the night before by litl rooster and never cleaned. The black poweder and oil residue caused the guns to misfire. The crook took the guns too.
Everybody hears what litl rooster did to his darling wife and they leave for the Trinityland HOOTERS.
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Miss Montana is robbed on the way to invest. It seems her own fire arms had been used without approval the night before by litl rooster and never cleaned. The black poweder and oil residue caused the guns to misfire. The crook took the guns too.
Everybody hears what litl rooster did to his darling wife and they leave for the Trinityland HOOTERS.
Why don't just call her and tell her I play with her guns when she's not around........I'm going to have to leave come to your Place now...........Geeze am I in trouble
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The ash also turns out to be toxic and the EPA prepares to start a Mega-Clean Up, They bring along 4 no account accountants just to figger litl roosters bill. ;D
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The ash also turns out to be toxic and the EPA prepares to start a Mega-Clean Up, They bring along 4 no account accountants just to figger litl roosters bill. ;D
$14 to burn a Sheep (spit) Herder is worth it.
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<I'm glad my wife doesn't read Cas-City, ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D she thinks anyone who hangs around me, even in Cyberspace is weird. I may have to come live with Trinity also, she was still sleepin' when I got up, after I showered, I pulled the sheet up and said, "I got to start leavin' before closin' time. ;D>
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Delmonico looks over the sooty mess of litl roosterville, as he looks over the empty spot where the Hooters was, there is a slight tremor, smoke and steam come out of the vacant lot as the ground starts to swell, the mound gets higher and higher as steam and smoke start comin' out more. Soon lave is comin' out and Delmonico fleels back to Trinityland, because a volcano is now takin' over litle roosterville. :o
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Delmonico goes over to Silver Creek County and gets a large red Wissy-consion boulder and takes it back to litl roosterville. He tosses it into the mouth of the volcano. It quits eruptin'. ;D ::)
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The HOOTERS corporation awards Delmonico with a commendation because he had the foresight to move the litlroosterville HOOTERS away from above the deadly volcano to the safe and thriving Trinityland.
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The HOOTERS corporation awards Delmonico with a commendation because he had the foresight to move the litlroosterville HOOTERS away from above the deadly volcano to the safe and thriving Trinityland.
You can run but you caint HIDE ............................litl' rooster hooks a Big JD (one that bends in the middle) to the big Red rock and pulls it out of the Volcano, Lava spews towards Trinityland........
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On it's way, it hits one of Trinity's Stills which explodes with such a force that the earth is pushed upward and forms a blockade. The lava pools up then starts to curve around in the direction of southside litleroosterville where none of the citizens listened to the warnings. Two citizens are about to be engulfed in lava so they start to loot. One takes the other's AM radio while the other takes the one's "Beer Buddy" beer helmet.
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running amock, the man breaks into the Hooters and steals cans of beer, a late report on T V shows the madman.
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The lava then engulfs litl rooster's "bend in the middle" Johnny Popper and it is entombed like some Roman who didn't get away quck enogh. This will marvel ark-ee-olly-gists in years to come. ;D
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No matter how bad things are they could get worse, dark greenish black clouds form, it starts to hail and a long finger of a cloud drops down and heads for litl roosterville.................................
<Author's Note: They called close, got to shut down, will be back for more may-hem later.> ;D
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<<Early night!?>>
The newly formed tornado touches down and lays waste to what's left of downtown litlroosterville. The courthouse is destroyed and the King's Mayor's mansion is reduced to kindling. Suddenly an errant spark settles on the pile of wood and starts the building ablaze.
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Delmonico warns Lula, the last litl rooserville Hooters girl and her husband that the town is about to be destroyed. He tells them to flee and not to look back. Lula disobeys and looks back, she is instantly turned into a pillar of salt substitute. ::)
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Delmonico warns Lula, the last litl rooserville Hooters girl and her husband that the town is about to be destroyed. He tells them to flee and not to look back. Lula disobeys and looks back, she is instantly turned into a pillar of salt substitute. ::)
;D
Ya ain't going Blblical on us Del? :o
;D
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Delmonico the Arc'welding Angel looks at the unwashed heathen sheep herder and says, "Go thou and warsch thyself in the Ralph River 3 times and then go forth and bother us no more." ::)
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Delmonico the Arc'welding Angel looks at the unwashed heathen sheep herder and says, "Go thou and was thyself in the Ralph River 3 times and then go forth and bother us no more." ::)
;D
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Delmonico the Arc'welding Angel looks at the unwashed heathen sheep herder and says, "Go thou and warsch thyself in the Ralph River 3 times and then go forth and bother us no more." ::)
You forgot ........don't pee in it either
and amen
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PC, (not period corect) amen and awomen. ;D
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You forgot ........don't pee in it either
and amen
Why not? He just washed all the sheep stuff off of him, what worse can he do?
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Think about it Trinity, it's not regular pee, it's sheepherder pee. :P
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Oh! Yer right!
Can I pee in the Ralph? ;D ;D
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Would be almost but not quite as bad. ::)
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It starts to rain in litl roosterville, everyone turns to the Weather Channel for the Local on the 8's. ;D
It says, "Rain in litl roosterville for the next forty days and forty night."
"litl rooster, how long can you tread water?" ;D
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Thunder sounds rain combines with the ashes of the former
King's Mayors mansion and becomes a toxic mess.
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Hey I'm gonna build litl rooster an Ark over in my workshop in the Newbrassky thread, anyone got an idea how much is a cubit? ::)
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1 cubit = 18 inches <>
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1 cubit =18 inches (<>)
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The torrential rains wash the toxic mess off of litl roosterville. It washes downstream and piles up in the parking lot of the TrinityLand Hooters rendering the area uninhabitable, for all but Trinity, whose recipe has made him immune. The sun comes out in litl roosterville and the Wissycoooonsin boulder that Del threw in the volcano has turned the lava flow into hot cheese. litl rooster and Miz Montana open a nacho stand and begin making loads of money, they decide to make it a soul food nacho stand and name it NachoMama. The EPA meanwhile discovers that Trinity is immune to toxic waste and offer him a gubmint job with a big paycheck.
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Like always, The Weather Channel was wrong, what do I do with this almost finished ark. ;D
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Guess you'll have to open a Theme Park, Del! ;D
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Got a better idea, but I have to go fold some laundry 'fore I have time to take care of it. ;D
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Guess you'll have to open a Theme Park, Del! ;D
http://www.noahsarkwaterpark.com/
Slim
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Naw, workin' on a better deal. ;D
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<<What you need to do, Del, is to draw out a map so that we all know where the individual townships, kingdoms, villes, etc. lay. I'm confused! ;D ;D ;D>>
The torrential rains wash the toxic mess off of litl roosterville. It washes downstream and piles up in the parking lot of the TrinityLand Hooters rendering the area uninhabitable, for all but Trinity, whose recipe has made him immune. The sun comes out in litl roosterville and the Wissycoooonsin boulder that Del threw in the volcano has turned the lava flow into hot cheese. litl rooster and Miz Montana open a nacho stand and begin making loads of money, they decide to make it a soul food nacho stand and name it NachoMama. The EPA meanwhile discovers that Trinity is immune to toxic waste and offer him a gubmint job with a big paycheck.
Someone finds a toenail in their nachos and sues litl rooster and Miss Montana for five times that they are worth. Miss Montana thrashes litl rooster that night for bringing her and her wealth into this venture.
Meanwhile Trinity is enjoying his new job with the EPA. He has already found new decorations for HIS Trinityland HOOTERS. The bosses told him he wasn't permitted take them, but he is smuggling them out in his wild rag. His favorite is the carcass of the three headed chicken.
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I'll see what I can do. ;D I just need to member where I put my crayons, I took then out of my briefcase cause it got hot and I didn't want them to melt all over my pistol and digital camera when I had it behind the seat of my pick-up. ::)
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;D ;D ;D ;D
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Folks from the EPA drive off after seen' the Lava and the torrential rains have done a job at cleaning up the toxic mess. When more gubmint men arrive. Seeing how a new mountain and inland lake have appeared over nite where litl' roosterville once stood. The folks at the NPS and the BLM want the land.
Not fer sale at any price.......The new sign goes up on it's boundry
litl' roosterville's
Marina and RV Park
BEER BAIT and AMMO
alsoTobacco and Video rentals
Open year round
Todays special Falstaff beer 6 pack $1.99
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Delmonico says, "I used to drink Falstaff. One of the cheapest imported beers you could get."
"Of course they imported it from Omaha, 50 miles away." ;D
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Delmonico says, "I used to drink Falstaff. One of the cheapest imported beers you could get."
"Of course they imported it from Omaha, 50 miles away." ;D
Lucky Lager 6 for 99 cents.................
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Well, along with that beer, you gonna need some potted meat to sell them fishermen, everybody always needs a little potted meat. or ya could go with bologna sandwichs. either one of them is pretty good when ya a going fishing.
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The potted meat would work for both samwhiches and catfish bait. ;D
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Fisherman Special today
Fried Turkey Bologna Samich $.75 with Wisconsin Cheese$1.00
Canned Catfish Bait $2.
Ring Bell fer service
Yes we have bagged Ice $2.00 day old Ice $1.00
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the new catfish bait starts working and litl rooster makes a board for all the pictures of catfish caught in the lake
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Delmonico finds his crayons and draws a picture of the catfish he caught
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Suddenly like the hand at the end of "Deleverance" litl roosters "hinge in the middle" Joh Deere floats to the top. ::)
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Seeing that noodling werks and Del's 2 headed channel cat, another sign is hung on the shed next to the store. A second sign is posted at the Free public boat launch.....Truck and trailer parking $2 a day.
sign on the shed reads:
litl' rooster's Vetranarian and Taxidermist services LLC
No matter what you always get yer Dog back
;D
sign at the boat launch reads:
Warning
No Carp or
Snakehead Fish are to be returned to the water
Please dispose of them in the Dumpster
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Lucky Lager 6 for 99 cents.................
Yeah! Yer Lucky if you can remember your name the next day. :-\
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Do you mean to tell me, that yer posed to remember yer name every day, I thought that's why they give me that card with ma picture and name on it , down to the dept of motor vechicles
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Naw! That's so that you can remember your birthday. Geeez. ::) ;D
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Delmonico decides Lake roosterville needs color so he dumps a bunch a goldfish in it. ;D
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Delmonico decides Lake roosterville needs color so he dumps a bunch a goldfish in it. ;D
No big deal you'll have to bring them everyday with them Snakehead fish in there
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the gamefish get bigger everyday as Del feeds them for a couple of weeks.
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the gamefish get bigger everyday as Del feeds them for a couple of weeks.
;D Good thing to Trinity has been out there all day fishing he's gon be powerful hungry when he gets back in.....Fried catfish and frog legs tonight.
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"Woooooo Hooooooooo! Frahd catfish! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, MM!"
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you better get ya some of them frog legs and hush puppies :o
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"Pssshhht! Who serves catfish without hushpuppies!?? It just goes without sayin'. Now, Ah ain' never had Froglaigs, but Ah'll certainly givem a trah." ;D ;D
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well ya just need to ease on over here to Arkansas, we'll go down to the all ya can eat catfish house and turn ya loose in there for awhile, catfish, hushpuppies, fried frog legs, boiled crawdads, fried shrimp, sautate shrimp, cinammon rolls, peach cobbler, ice cream for dessert.
I done made myself hungry now :o
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OK then next Saturday, we go to eat catfish, I done tolt ma wife we're going, ya can bring a date!! if'n she don't eat too much ;D
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"Ah kin brang Sherlene?!!? Wail, that'll jest tickle her silly."
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Oh she'll be fine, tell her to go ahead and dress casual, they got bibs there.
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"Does that mean she don' have ta wear no clothin'?"
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I guess we'll have to call an see if they got one of them clothing optional rooms
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"Naw. Best not cuz she'd prolly charge us. You know how it is with Mrs. Collin'wood's ladies."
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New signs are posted along the shores of Roosterville Lake, No Skinny Dippin' during daylight hours................Trinity ;D ;D ;D
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"But litl rooster! It's part of mah national prahd ta skinny dip. Why, don' no one back in Car'liner swim wif clothes on!"
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Gives 'noodlin'' ah new meanin'.........
Where's them snappin' turtles?
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And leeches. ;D
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"Don' no critter lahk ta sweeeum 'roun' me. Don' rightly know whah. ???"
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Might be cause there aint no livin critters near ya whan ya git in water Trinity!
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"Sometahms Ah fin' some a-floatin', though.
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"Don' no critter lahk ta sweeeum 'roun' me. Don' rightly know whah. ???"
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Trinity, the managment of Roosterville Lake Marina and RV Resort don't car if ya Skinny Dip jist do it after the sun goes down..............BTW you will of course at yer own risk.....the management can not be held liabable fer injuries.
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Trinity's lawyer writes a letter to the management of Roosterville Lake Marina and RV Resort suggesting that it may be a good idea to allow Trinity to skinny dip during peak hours because the dirt will absorb most of the toxic waste and make it safer for the other visiters.
The letter ends with "Never mind. Please forbid Trinity to swim. I'll set up a stand at water's edge to consult with those that live and the family of those that don't."
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;D
Would remind You'll that Merytle the Turttle resides in the lake a 60" Alegator Snappin Turttle. :o
could get a little dangerous down there. :o
;D
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Trinity's lawyer writes a letter to the management of Roosterville Lake Marina and RV Resort suggesting that it may be a good idea to allow Trinity to skinny dip during peak hours because the dirt will absorb most of the toxic waste and make it safer for the other visiters.
The letter ends with "Never mind. Please forbid Trinity to swim. I'll set up a stand at water's edge to consult with those that live and the family of those that don't."
Reply
Dear Trinity's Lawyer,
Hell no..............the management at Roosterville Lake Marina and RV Resort Reserve the rights to refuse Access to anyone. This includes Lawyers Sheep (spit) Herders and trouble making Cosie's and generally anyone we don't want.
Respectfully submitted
litl' rooster
King the Mayor
Today's Special
3 Turkey Dogs and a cold one of yer choosen $3 ;D ;D ;D Have a Nice Day
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I thought Slim was gonna bring over some Eller-funk dogs? ;D
When ya gonna have the Zebra Mussel bake? ;D I can see plenty of them in the lake. ;D
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I thought Slim was gonna bring over some Eller-funk dogs? ;D
When ya gonna have the Zebra Mussel bake? ;D I can see plenty of them in the lake. ;D
There was a delay in the processing of Eller-Funk dogs......something to do with protected speices.......This is not a Great Lakes shipping Lane, there's no Zebra Mussel's
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They came in on Slim's boat. ::) ;D
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Trinity steps up to the counter, fully clothed. "Kin Ah please have nine turkey cone-dawgs an' three cold German style brewed malt beverages?"
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9 Turkey cone dawgs and 3 cold German Malt sumethings.....right away Sir.....................Would you like fries or some catfish bait with that?
That'll be $14.23 sir.
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Today's Special
3 Turkey Dogs and a cold one of yer choosen $3 ;D ;D ;D Have a Nice Day
"The math don't add up Trinity, I don't think he's learned his lesson yer."
Then just like a cartoon, Delmonico reaches down in to Lake littl rooserville and pulls the plug. There is a small whirlpool that keeps gettin' bigger and all of a sudden there is nuthin' but floppin' fish, stranded boats and a bunch of upset Zebra Mussels. ;D
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Just like the cartoons the "Trouble makin' Cosie" gets sucked into the Whirlpool of water and down the drain he goes. Adios mi amigo ;D
Trinity, I did the Math....3 Turkey cone dogs is higher priced than 3 Turkey dogs............... ;D ;D ;D But that's why he's a Cosie and not a Banker.
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Floatin' down The Ralph River, Delmonico is washed up on the bank in Silver Creek Slim Couty, just in time to see The Silver Creek Slim Sausage and Cheese Fartory workers head to the now "Silver Creek Slim County Hooters. ;D
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"Wait!
Fust: Ah unnerstood it to be cone dawgs too. In that case, lemme have nine turkey dawgs. How much extry is chili?
Secont: Jes how in tarnation did mah HOOTERS end up in Si'ver Crick Sleeeum Coun'y? Ah jus' don' thank he's got what it takes ta run a EEE-stablishment lahk Hooters. *Pssssst!* Dontcha know he's a diddy ... to girls(!)?"
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<<The author would like to retract question 2a. He has learned for the second time tonight that he must first read ALL threads before attempting post anything. ;D Question 2b still stands. ;D>>
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The foreman of The Silver Creek Slim Sausage and Cheese factory will run it. ;D I'll be back when I get that taken care of. ::)
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Ok Trinity, I fixed it, BTW Slim needs a new foreman for The Silver Creek Slim Cheese and Sausage Factory, if ya want to apply. ;D
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Delmonico goes down to Like litl roosterville and sees nuthin' but mud dryin' and crackin' in the sun. ::) And a sign that says.
Goin' Out of Bizzness Sale
Fish Bait Cheap
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litl rooster goes walking out across the drying lake bed, mostly mud holes now. while looking at the mud holes he slips and falls head first into the mud, muttering and cussing to himself, he walks back to the ranch and goes into the bathroom to wash up and looks into the mirror
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all the lava flow has brought up minerals that are unknown to man,
people from all over the world come running to get their hair treatment.litl rooster's hair tonic is a new money maker.
Trinity thinks about becoming a barber and opening a chain of hair care salons' Mr. Trinity's Hair Care.
Miss Montana takes care of the money this time.
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But, as hours go by. More changes occur.........
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And Miz Montana heads to Mexico with the money. leavin' Trinity and litl rooster holdin' the bag.. ;D
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But, as hours go by. More changes occur.........
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jist a red x
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I got a blank too, I just thought ya was disappearing.
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They were on at home, I'm at work now and I have to work..................for a while. ;D
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jist a red x
Maybe that's for the best......
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Maybe that's for the best......
This is what he meant to post. I got a red x at first too.(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/niemoller/emoticons/redx.gif)
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AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
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The boy from litl roosterville's telegraph office comes running and hands an urgent telegraph to litl rooster.
FOLLOWING TRANSCRIBED AS BEST AS POSSIBLE BY WM. TINKERBOTTOM, TELOGRAPHER AT SILVER CREEK SLIM COUNTY
Little Rooster <STOP>
Must hurry to regain control of Hooters <STOP>
Dale has a forged letter from Hooters main office <STOP>
I was going to return it to Littleroosterville <STOP>
He intervened and had it sent to Silver Creek Slim County <STOP>
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scribbling a few werds on paper and it's back to the currier, witha handful of coins hurry send this out..............Where's that danged horse when I need him?>>>>>>>>>>Whistle's loudly
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with a mighty leap litl rooster strattles his horse and rides
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And gets pulled over by a moter-sicle cop fer not havin' a valid inspection sticker on horse. ;D
(BTW, Trinity is lyin'.) ;D
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The Hooters is parked beside the dried up lake, Fritz is left in charge and litl rooster gets a generous cut for the use of the name. ;D Fritz hires Trinity back and soon will regret it. ;D
(Sorry, they didn't get my air fixed right and it was to hot to sleep.) ;D ;D ;D
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The Hooters is parked beside the dried up lake...
Soon, Sod Buster arrives with the veggies.
He hopes the other vendors hear about the sudden change of location.
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Will take care of, all but the Silver Creek Slim Sausage and Cheese Factory, the cheese is good, but the sausage leaves some doubts. ;D
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Will take care of, all but the Silver Creek Slim Sausage and Cheese Factory, the cheese is good, but the sausage leaves some doubts. ;D
Hooters don't need no snausages. <woof><woof>
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Until the Grand Re-Opening, Sod Buster breaks out the veggies and cucumbers for the girls that have suddenly arrived to apply for jobs:
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Hire them all.......................... ;D
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<BTW, the Hooters CEO had the Mega Movers from The History Channel leave the wheels on the litl rooterville/Trinity Land/Silver Creek Slim County Hooters. Just in case. ;D>
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yer just going to have to leave it hooked up to a mover, it might be called the
"HOOTER SCOOTER"
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We may have to move it again, time will tell, ya got room fer it? ;D
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this may just be the largest travelling resturant in the country, a different meal in a different town every day. people will be waiting in line to eat there while it's in their town.
we could send Trinity ahead of the resturant to handle the publicity. and do the advertising
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See AND Eat AT the
HOOTER SCOOTER RESTURANT
Meet the MEGA MOVERS from the History channel
See all the
HOOTERS GIRLS
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Delmonico gets an idea and calls the OCC team from The Discovery Channel. ::)
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Delmonico gets an idea and calls the OCC team from The Discovery Channel. ::)
This will end the Monopoly of the "Alice's Resturant on a flat car ;D
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Trinity sneaks around and flattens all of the tires. Then he goes in and makes sure the Hootergirls are all eating up the vegetables. He doesn't want veggies any to make their way to the customers' tables.
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The OCC team tries to figger out how to make the Hooters into a chopper, get in a big fight and end up in the litl roosterville jail. ;D
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Trinity sneaks around and flattens all of the tires. Then he goes in and makes sure the Hootergirls are all eating up the vegetables. He doesn't want veggies any to make their way to the customers' tables.
Sod Buster gets another load of veggies for the customers. The Hooters menu would not be complete without them.
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Trinity has Sodbuster arrested and also thrown into the jail where the OCC team is still fighting.
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Trinity has Sodbuster arrested and also thrown into the jail where the OCC team is still fighting.
Sod Buster offers the banana he had in his pocket to the OCC team and they leave him alone.
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litl' rooster see's Sod Buster's load of Veggies with the Cantelopes on the tail end..........He gets his recently aquirred (but not boughtn') Henry's Repeating Rifle in .22 Rim fire and shoots the Melons.....................Melons is fun to shoot ;D ;D ;D
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"Yep, but ya orta not waste yer tahm with tha "Little Golden Lad". Hair, Ah foun' this in tha los' an' foun'. Ah thank she bee-longs to you." Trinity hands him his old Henry back.
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<Them is muskmelons, not canter-lopes, all canter-lopes is muskmelons, but not all muskmelons are canter-lopes, look like Rocky Fords to me.> ;D
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Ain't ole Rocky Ford, that fellar that's always trying to grow a bigger melon than Sod Buster?
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"Yep, but ya orta not waste yer tahm with tha "Little Golden Lad". Hair, Ah foun' this in tha los' an' foun'. Ah thank she bee-longs to you." Trinity hands him his old Henry back.
sigh...............................gently caressing the cold blue steel with his nekkid hand, gently pulling the follower towards the end on the barrel till it locks. With a gentle twist, it opens, he begins dropping freshly loaded cases one at a time in the magazine. Another twist and a movement of the Lever. The 2 are 1 again and in Heaven....................Rocky Fords- Huney do's-Musk, whatever just get out of the way we have werk to do......
Trinity you should come by my office I think we could sceme up up with a business plan. ;D
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Ain't ole Rocky Ford, that fellar that's always trying to grow a bigger melon than Sod Buster?
Remind me to send some grubs that way. ;D
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<Them is muskmelons, not canter-lopes, all canter-lopes is muskmelons, but not all muskmelons are canter-lopes, look like Rocky Fords to me.> ;D
All of America has been deceived for so long that just about only the farming community and folks outside of the country know that. ;D ;DRemind me to send some grubs that way. ;D
"Psssst. Don' fergit ta send them grubs."
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Trinity you should come by my office I think we could sceme up up with a business plan. ;D
Trinity walks into litl rooster's office after he has destroyed all of the melons. "Reportin' fer dooooty, sir!"
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A Rocky Ford has green flesh when ripe like a Honey Dew but it has a rough veined skin like a canter-lope, they is the best, wish I had some fresh oout of my grandpa's garden. :'(
"Bout 30 years ago I had a muskmelon patch out at a friends place, my cuzzin' and I decided to go out there one night to watch some metor shower. Well we got to eatin' muskmelons right out of the garden. T'ain't my fault he got sicker n dog. Guess some folks can't handle muskmelon and Scotch. ;D
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T'ain't my fault he got sicker n dog. Guess some folks can't handle muskmelon and Scotch. ;D
They don't make a good combination?
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I didn't have no problem, just him. ;D
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ATTENTION
litlrooster and Trinity, ya might wanna move HOOTERS away from that dry crick bed..............
THERE'S OIL IN THAT MUD ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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As a brand new oil baroness Miss Montana posts a sign outside of littleroosterville:
Sheep (spit) herders are strictly forbidden to pass into the city limits of litlroosterville and any violaters will be dealt with accordingly.
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As a brand new oil baroness Miss Montana posts a sign outside of littleroosterville:
Sheep (spit) herders are strictly forbidden to pass into the city limits of litlroosterville and any violaters will be dealt with accordingly.
;D :D ;D
Sounds like an invite ta me. So You is callen Me out, OK but You has to come to Rio Salido Az. Gots a reception ready fer Ya.
What do Ya want on Your Tomestone, Anchovies, Mushrooms, Pinenaple, Olives? ;D
Little Rooster, N Delmonico, Ozark n Who ever Ah is shure to have a fine reception arranged fer You'ts. :o
;D :D ;D
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Ignore the sheepherder, he's in the peyote again. ;D
Montana, thats fish oil left from the carp.
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"She kin make vitermins outa that fish earl." ;D
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"She kin make vitermins outa that fish earl." ;D
Trinity, I've arranged a small investment loan from the Fish Earl Baroness I've also think I might be gettin' a raise in my allowance..........So with your knack with the ladies. I was thinkin' mebbe we could open one them there saloons. Where the wimmen serve the drinks and dance on the bar too.....But we don't want no Ugly wimmen .............that's where you come in.............This means the car hop girl Ilene at Hooter's would have to do somethin else
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Trinity, I've arranged a small investment loan from the Fish Earl Baroness I've also think I might be gettin' a raise in my allowance..........So with your knack with the ladies. I was thinkin' mebbe we could open one them there saloons. Where the wimmen serve the drinks and dance on the bar too.....But we don't want no Ugly wimmen .............that's where you come in.............This means the car hop girl Ilene at Hooter's would have to do somethin else
;D
Ah here Sade hawkins is on Her way for Trinity. :o
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Ignore the sheepherder, he's in the peyote again. ;D
Montana, thats fish oil left from the carp.
;D
There Ya go again trying to shoot off someone elses mouth. >:( :P
Ah said waht Ah said, don't use peyote, or the wild-wood weed. >:(
;D :D ;D
8)
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Natural Hall-loos-i-nations, 'nuther word for plain crazy. ;D
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Trinity, I've arranged a small investment loan from the Fish Earl Baroness I've also think I might be gettin' a raise in my allowance..........So with your knack with the ladies. I was thinkin' mebbe we could open one them there saloons. Where the wimmen serve the drinks and dance on the bar too.....But we don't want no Ugly wimmen .............that's where you come in.............This means the car hop girl Ilene at Hooter's would have to do somethin else
"We kin open up a Hostler an' have her brang tha hosses from tha bar to tha stables. How 'bout that idear?"
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Natural Hall-loos-i-nations, 'nuther word for plain crazy. ;D
I think he gots to close to the "Bomb" test site when he was younger ::)
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;D :D ;D
Sounds like an invite ta me. So You is callen Me out, OK but You has to come to Rio Salido Az. Gots a reception ready fer Ya.
What do Ya want on Your Tomestone, Anchovies, Mushrooms, Pinenaple, Olives? ;D
Little Rooster, N Delmonico, Ozark n Who ever Ah is shure to have a fine reception arranged fer You'ts. :o
;D :D ;D
Marhshall sheep(spit)herder, take some ad vise from a man whod' been married a couple of times..................................Never Never Never ever "Tick Off" a Redheaded Irish women.......................It won't be safe fer any of us.
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"Who's makin' pizzas? Ah'll have all tha meats ya kin git on it an' still have a crispy crust!"
<<I used to work at a pizza place when I was in school. When I made a pizza for myself, I had to run it through the oven twice! ;D ;D ;D>>
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Marhshall sheep(spit)herder, take some ad vise from a man whod' been married a couple of times..................................Never Never Never ever "Tick Off" a Redheaded Irish women.......................It won't be safe fer any of us.
;D
My Mother Mother was one, You is right, anger a redhead=No Survivers. :o, Marshall Who usesd to have a Red Beard, its gray now.
An if'in You must be spittin, use the Cuspidor or better than that, dem dar Doon Goons. :o
Remember if Ya din't have Us Sheephearders You wodn't have anyone to look down upon. >:(
Its not wise to anoy any of us with red hair, male or female--We is known to have a Terrible Resolve. :o
Also a Long, long memory. ;D
Trinity say a while back that We would all be better off if we lightened up a bit; He was right.
;D :D ;D
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"Who's makin' pizzas? Ah'll have all tha meats ya kin git on it an' still have a crispy crust!"
<<I used to work at a pizza place when I was in school. When I made a pizza for myself, I had to run it through the oven twice! ;D ;D ;D>>
Trinity, why didn't you fold it in half and use the Deep Fryer?
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Trinity, why didn't you fold it in half and use the Deep Fryer?
While that would be a good idea, it's kinda hard to fold a triple decker in half. ;D ;D ;D ...a personal sized, one topping pizza my foot!
Trinity (what likes them red headed ladies, but is likely to piss 'em off so he keeps away. ;D)
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An if'in You must be spittin, use the Cuspidor or better than that, dem dar Doon Goons. :o
;D :D ;D
Awful bossy fer being in litl roosterville. ::)
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litl rooster, can I spit on the ground in litl roostervile when I talk of sheep (spit) herders. ;D
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Trinity, why didn't you fold it in half and use the Deep Fryer?
Now then he's got a new idea for Thanksgiving, get him a few pizza's shap'em like a turkey and deep fry it.
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Awful bossy fer being in litl roosterville. ::)
glad I wasn't in Az I'd been backshot with da 10ga...................
litl rooster, can I spit on the ground in litl roostervile when I talk of sheep (spit) herders. ;D
Yes and 2 or 3 other werds also.........................however my boss the "Redheaded lady" may draw a line in the house
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Now then he's got a new idea for Thanksgiving, get him a few pizza's shap'em like a turkey and deep fry it.
Served with Ranch or Blu Cheese dressing................uuuummmmmmm that'll jump start the colestrol ;D
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Keep that damned mouldy cheeese stuff clear away from me. :o If'n ya don't the blue plates will get me again. :P
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Keep that damned mouldy cheeese stuff clear away from me. :o If'n ya don't the blue plates will get me again. :P
makes note>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Blu Cheese is like kriptonite to Delmonico
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I wonder if I can get someone to make a tripple decker pizza for me. Then I'll take it over to McDonalds and have them fry it up for me. Hold the dressing, though. I'm hongry!
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we were down at the pizza hut one time, a man and his wife were going through the alll you can eat line, several times, I looked over and they were taking the pizza back to the table and pealing off the meat and cheese upper layer and putting it all on one piece of pizza, eating it when they got about 6 or 7 layers, putting the crust all back on a tray, the people in the pizza place finally came out and asked them to leave. :o
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Why? They had a right to eat the pizza any way they want. What is this nation becoming?!?? >:(
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Ah said waht Ah said, don't use peyote, or the wild-wood weed. >:(
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Ya don't need no peyote Harpaluke,,,,, yer alrealy crazier then a loon.
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Miss Montana raises litl roosters allowance to 1.35 a week and also makes a suggestions for roosterville since Trinity didn't bite on it.
How's about one of them there Coyote Ugly bars where the bartenders and servers are all women and dance and sing on the bar? 8) 8) ;D
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Do they have to be ugly ones? :o
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Miss Montana raises litl roosters allowance to 1.35 a week and also makes a suggestions for roosterville since Trinity didn't bite on it.
How's about one of them there Coyote Ugly bars where the bartenders and servers are all women and dance and sing on the bar? 8) 8) ;D
"What is you talkin' 'bout? Ah'm busy buildin' a hostlery fer tha New and Improoved HOOTERS! ;D
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Ya don't need no peyote Harpaluke,,,,, yer alrealy crazier then a loon.
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Why Miss Darling,I didn't know You cared. ;D
The offer to all of You Ewe's is still good. Gotta a extra travel trailer set up as a guest room. don't know if Ah have enough lawn for 15 of Dell's dutch ovens though. :o
Marshal Who tips His Stetson. :D
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I knew that sheep (spit) herder was a no account who can't count, there were 15 in that picture. ::)
Travel Trailer would mean Sheep spit Herder wagon. ::)
There I fixed it, look at the next post first. ;D
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<<Uhhhh, just what offer would that be? ???>>
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To come down to the Airy-zona sheep ranch and sleep in a sheep (spit) herder wagon. :o
<Woops, fergot to (spit) both times in the last post, I'll fix it.> ;D
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Get ready for the sheep (spit( herders come back, he's a typin' it as I type faster. ;D
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<<Uhhhh, just what offer would that be? ???>>
The travel trailer is a Terry with all the conveninices. I llive in a fabercated house only 6 miles from the range at Rio Salido. ;D
Also have Casita travel trailer for smooke in the Valley if I can get well enough to travel. (have congestive heart failore) Both trailers are fully self contained.
Dell, Sheep hearder trailers went out years ago.
Between the two trailers I can put up about 5 or 6 people. 4--two couples comfortably.
These are in addition to My two bedroom house.
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Rio Salido has Cowboy matches on the First Saturday of each month. ;D A word to the wise it is Very Hot out here. :o
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103 here right now, I hope it don't get hot, I hate it when it gets over 105. ;D
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103 here right now, I hope it don't get hot, I hate it when it gets over 105. ;D
The record is around 118, but out here in Mesa its about 103-109. ;D
At the range its a little cooler.
We are at about 1700', the range a little higher.
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it's 92 here on the mountain right now, not much humidity fer here (40-45%) and a good breeze out of the south east. not too bad.
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Our record is 112 but in 1930 sumthin, 109 is as hot as it's been that I could remember. I do remember gettin' up early and startin' all the cars in 1974 when it went to -27. ;D
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Its 89. right now the RH is 53, and the Dew point 73. We are in what is called the Thunderbird or Monsoon. You get dusty Hot rain. ;D
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Right here it's 78... I'm inside. ;D Outside it's 98 :o
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well it sounds like ya better stay in the house.
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I agree, but it's getting to be walk time. I really don't wanna go out in that heat for a walk, though!
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<<<<<<<in his best West Indies voice:
Come to litl' roosterville Where it's a balmy 80 degrees year round mon ;D
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do you ive close enough to walk down by the girls swimming pool.
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Ozark...................I think that's where he headed to ;D
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Yes, but I can't walk, stare and drool at the same time. Besides, inevitably, someone will misinterpret the intent of my drooling and come after me. ::)
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he musta, I can't really think of any other reason to leave a cool spot and go out in the heat to walk.
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I'm back and they didn't catch me this time! (http://webpages.charter.net/connectingzone/agree/18.gif)
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you must be getting better at that sneaking around.
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Things seem to be easier now that I have the binoculars.
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Wow we get warm weather till tuesday evening, heat warning till 8 pm tuesday. 100-105 day time, 80's at night. But the humidity is gonna be 25-35% and wind, wish I had a cow critter to butcher, we could make a lot of jerky out on my clothes line. ;D
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We get it Tuesday through Wednesday Del, sposed ta be over a 100 during the day, course we'll gt that 80 - 90% hoomidity to go with it. Said tha Heat index should feel like 105 - 110, aint summer just grand. :P :o ::)
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Yeah, but we've already had it fer a week. ;D Guess it got 106 yesterday, someone had told me it was 103. "Tain't that bad though, like it better that the -20 we sometimes get. ::)
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seems like this hot weather is all over the country, they keep talking about 100 all over.
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It's 92 right now. ::)
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Delmonico airs up the tires on the Hooters and moves it 10 feet. ;D Why? Just because. ;D
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Are you crazy it's too hot to werk......................................deflat those tires
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A tornader comes along and pick up the HOOTERS and moves it to Sodbuster Township! (Cause everyone knows that tornaders is attracted ta mobile trailers.) ;D
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A tornader comes along and pick up the HOOTERS and moves it to Sodbuster Township! (Cause everyone knows that tornaders is attracted ta mobile trailers.) ;D
;D ;D ;D ;D
enny one seen the Milk cow?
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I heared Sodbuster has added milk shakes to the Hooters menu. ;D
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Poor Bessie! Trinity picks up his gunny sack and
walks rides over to the Sodbuster Township to make sure he doesn't ruin the menu.
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Ifn' I wasn't so lazy, I would go try one of them milkshakes
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if'n I had one of them right now ??? well hot as it is it'd just be flavored milk.
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I heared Sodbuster has added milk shakes to the Hooters menu. ;D
Absolutely!!
Two choices are available......
Milk from Wiscoooooooooooonsin
Soy Milk from Soddy's very own garden!
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Absolutely!!
Two choices are available......
Milk from Wiscoooooooooooonsin
Soy Milk from Soddy's very own garden!
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Gimme (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/niemoller/emoticons/ani-cow.gif)!
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Never seen a soy bean with udders. :P
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even if they had em you's have to hire small midgets to milk em
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Soy beans is good fer makin' plastic and soy sauce.
Oh and I have a good recipe for soy beans if ya want to eat them.
Plant plenty of soy beans. Let the deer eat them. shoot the deer. Butcher the deer. Cook the deer. Eat the deer. ;D
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Speaking of deer, this watermelon patch out behind the house is drawing in bunches of them, their were about 15 in the patch when I got up this morning.
the guy that planted them is harvesting them (watermelons) every day but the deers are getting about a fourth of em.
their were about 5 good bucks out there this morning.
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I'm startin' to get ammo ready fer Nov. We gots antlerless only permits in the area I hunt, two for the price of one and all of them you want. ;D
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I always like to get one in the freezer, we make several good deer chilli meals, the wife like to make jerky, and she uses it in all her cooking when we have it.
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Never seen a soy bean with udders. :P
SmartA$$...
Anyone that wants to attempt to make their own Soy Milk go here: http://cis.kvcc.edu/HTMLStudents/CrabtreeC/finalproject/ (http://cis.kvcc.edu/HTMLStudents/CrabtreeC/finalproject/)
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Plant plenty of soy beans. Let the deer eat them. shoot the deer. Butcher the deer. Cook the deer. Eat the deer. ;D
Now that is a good recipe! ;D
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I like it browned in a tiny bit of lard, , put in some water, cover and cook till tender, evaporate the water, brown and make gravy with canned cow. Pour the gravy over the meat and some sourdough biscuits. If there is a better meal in the world, I ain't tried it. ;D
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my finger is twitchn' jist thinkin' about the season........................even though the farm as a year round permit,,,,waitin till cooler weather.
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The other day when I was almost home from verk, there was a buck in the neighbor's field. It ran into a little patch of woods. It got in about 20 feet, turned around, and stared at my truck. I stopped and watched him until another neighbor came down the road in his car. He was still in velvet. I would say he will be at least an 8 point. For you westerners, that's 4 by 4. ;D
Slim
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Ted Nugent was being interviewed by a British journalist. The journalist asked, "What do you think the last thought is in the head of a deer before you shoot it? Is it, `Are you my friend?` or is it `Are you the one who killed my brother?'"
Nugent replied, "They aren't capable of that kind of thinking. All they care about is, 'What am I going to eat next, who am I going to screw next, and can I run fast enough to get away. They are very much like the french in that way."
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You gotta love a guy like that........says what he's thinking, not what you want him to say
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A late friend of mine and her husband live on the farm next to ours, she didn't hunt but was a good tracker and walked a lot and scouted for us. One mornin' I showed up on he doorstep while she was doin' dishes. She looked at the blood on my hands and said ya got one I guess. I said ya, got one of the triplets. She said good a young one like that will be good eatin'. She then grbbed the pick-up and went down and helped me load it, her husband showed up later as we were drinkin' coffee and took me back to our place and helped hang it.
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got me one of them electric winches mounted in the shop for just such a job. sometimes I've just used the front end loader on the tractor, that works pretty good too.
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We had a elm tree with pulleys on the limb. It got rotten so when we put in the new well, my brother made this out of 2 inch well casing.
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I got a friend who has a meat pocessing plant about a mile from the house. I usually take one deer down there and have it all ground, just one time through the grinder we'll use it for making anything ya could use beef in.
when we first came to Arkansas, you could take 4 deers per season, 2 Bucks & 2 Does, last year was down to 1 Buck, this year we have more deer than we know what to do with. I heard on the news the other day they may go back to 2 Bucks
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Wuz ah time long ago… Wouldah been right about now in ’75…. At a place far away… Not really that far away just don’t look the same no more…… Where Bambi got in a fight with ah car ‘n lost….. Just so happened Bambi wound up within the hour in the hands of…. It wuz hot, bad hot, so the folks in trainin’ wuz on a three ta eleven in the mornin’ schedule…. The ole janitor showed up with ‘em….
Bambi wound up hangin’ from a tree by kennel chains….. Scene lit up by high-beams from Ramchargers with sumbody’s police scribbled on ‘em…. The ole janitor wuz doin’ the butcherin’…. Young’uns took ta the shovels diggin’ holes ta burry guts, skin ‘n such….
Had this boy whut, ‘cordin’ ta him, wuz battle-hardened whilst ‘e wuz in the service…. Showed up late, as usual…. Wondered whut wuz goin’ on in the woods so ‘e walked on out…. Then ‘e puked…. He washed outtah trainin’ too…
CO back then in this fictional place said ‘e didn’t wanna know nutin’ ‘bout it….. Just wanted the tenderloin wuz all….. ‘E wuz a good ‘un…..
The janitor… A WWII Navy vet, Master Chief, retired ‘n jist there for sumthin’ ta do. A fine human bein’….. He’s gone on ta his reward. Love ya, Mr. Clark. N’er fergit ya.
Just ‘nother example of yer tax dollars at werk……..
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You saved the taxpayers money, you should have been commended (ooops the ones involved)....Highway workers weren't called out on overtime to clean up the mess ;D
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Round here ya just take it home, call the game warden and it's yers. ;D Our little crew does one less any grindin' or cannin' at the rate of less than an hour a deer. We all have our tasks. ;D
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Why Miss Darling,I didn't know You cared. ;D
Just the point sheep (spit) herder,,,, I DON'T CARE!!!
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103 here right now, I hope it don't get hot, I hate it when it gets over 105. ;D
Yer right Slim, hate it when it gets past 115 with the heat index, been hotter then hades here. Might go to AZ and cool off, need a jacket or something, might only be 99 there. ;D
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Yer right Slim, hate it when it gets past 115 with the heat index, been hotter then hades here. Might go to AZ and cool off, need a jacket or something, might only be 99 there. ;D
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You've mistaken me for Slim, we ain't interchangable. ;D
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he he he he
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Yer right Slim, hate it when it gets past 115 with the heat index, been hotter then hades here. Might go to AZ and cool off, need a jacket or something, might only be 99 there. ;D
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Yer artillery (12ga is a bit light) We Speak 10ga round here :o, but I guess it will have ta do, Ah carry three 12ga as backups., never had to use em. ;D
It has been a little cooler here in Arizona territory.
Come on down, I'll make a 'Reception' fer Ya.! :o
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cooling off in Arizona and warming up in Nebraskey, now that's kinda messed up ??? ain't it :o ???
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We do that all the time, I've seen -27 and 107 both. I've worn a jacket on the 4th of July watchin' fireworks and hunted in a T-shirt and seen frogs out on New Years day. ;D
In 89 it was -18 on Christmas Eve and we seen gnats out when we were huntin' in 65 degee weather on the 26th. ;) Make us tough. ;) Also been in 100 mph straight winds.
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I was camping in Spain in '97 wearing a jacket on July 4 with nightime sub zero temps. Ok ok, that was celcius, but they were sub freezing temps. ;D ;D ;D
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26th. ;) Make us tough.
If'n it don't kill ya outright.
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Yer right Slim, hate it when it gets past 115 with the heat index, been hotter then hades here. Might go to AZ and cool off, need a jacket or something, might only be 99 there. ;D
You've mistaken me for Slim, we ain't interchangable. ;D
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Slim
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I was camping in Spain in '97 wearing a jacket on July 4 with nightime sub zero temps. Ok ok, that was celcius, but they were sub freezing temps. ;D ;D ;D
the only times I been camping out in sub feezing temps, I was in basic training and that were'nt much fun. snowing and sleeting. Ft. Leonard Wood Missouri
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the only times I been camping out in sub feezing temps, I was in basic training and that were'nt much fun. snowing and sleeting. Ft. Leonard Wood Missouri
It weren't no fun for me either. I was packed for summer! I didn't have a sleeping bag, I only had a summer blanket. It is terrible to have your shivering wake you up!
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The mega mover team comes in over at the Sodbuster Township to jack up the Hooters and moves it litlroosterville. The first thing Trinity does is remove every bit of vegetation and adds ten new animals. The new menu starts with Lamb Stew, Fried Horse and Gator soup. ;D ;D ;D
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They stop to eat afore they take off the wheels and forget to block them. ::) As they sit in the shade and eat, it rolls down the hill and into the large mud hole that used to be Lake litl roosterville. ;D It sinks into the mud up to the middle of the windows. ;D
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BTW, the mud smells like dead carp. ;D
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Trinity goes to round up litl rooster. Soon they are in front of DArchangel-A-turn-ee At Law explaining the situation. The proposed course of action is to sue the History Channel.
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The History Channel talks to Trinity and litl rooster, tells them they got a pyamid loaded up right now and if they don't sue, they'll just bring it over and set it up
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Tha Eller-funk pops into tha thread an runs over Trinity an litl rooster's A-turn-nee, since he will be laid up in the hospital for awhile they will have to wait to sue tha History Channel and might want to think about tha pyramid. The Eller-funk poops on litl rooster's boots an runs out of the thread into No-Persons Land, between the threads.
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<Wonder if the "Dirty Jobs" guy could clean it up if the Mega-Movers could get it out." ::)>
<Marla Perkins could take care of the eller-funk, he could have Jim rope it and then Marlan could 'splain all 'bout it while it drug Jim all over heck. ;D>
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BTW, the mud smells like dead carp.
Typo?
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litl rooster calls up tha History Channel an tells them he's interested in a pyramid scheme! ;D
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Typo?
Naw, ones as bad as the other. ;D
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Trinity looks at litl rooster's boots. "Uhhhh. Ya might wanna be buyin' new boots, pard. About that there pyramid thang. It soun's good. Mebbe we kin turn it into a casino with a recipe an' potted meat bar!"
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It might be haunted, ya might want to get someone to exercise the ghosts. ;D Ya got any split pea soup for fake green vomit? ;D
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Trinity looks at litl rooster's boots. "Uhhhh. Ya might wanna be buyin' new boots, pard. About that there pyramid thang. It soun's good. Mebbe we kin turn it into a casino with a recipe an' potted meat bar!"
well at least it didn't get on the jinglebobs
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"They's alot of poop thar. Ah kain' reach that far ta free tha jingle bob!"
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As the Mega Movers bring in the peery-mid, the ghost of the EEE-gip-ione Faro Tootuncommon eats all of Trinity's lamb stew. ;D
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and at the same time the green and yellow vegatables are covered by a mini sandstorm.
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litl rooster calls up tha History Channel an tells them he's interested in a pyramid scheme! ;D
OK Pards, This is the chance of a life time, you can invest a small amount of money with me and become yer own bosses...........Take hold of yer destiny's..... ;D ;D ;D I'll let ya in on the ground floor and it's up from there.
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It might be haunted, ya might want to get someone to exercise the ghosts. ;D Ya got any split pea soup for fake green vomit? ;D
Come visit the new Vegetable Stand in Sodbuster Township for the peas.....we will even split them fer ya! ::)
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Pea shooter!
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Pea shooter!
I'd have to go along with Trinity with this vegatable, not a fan of Peas :(
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I can only eat peas in tuna casserole. ...cuz that's how mama made it!
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Well chew them well no matter how you eat them or they will come out lookin' like sheep poop. ;D
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I hate the ones that pop. I prefer the mushy ones that go down the gullet with no resistance! :P
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I'd have to go along with Trinity with this vegatable, not a fan of Peas :(
ya don't know what you are missing. Ever had the spicy ones at the Japanese resturant?
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ya don't know what you are missing. Ever had the spicy ones at the Japanese resturant?
I never have tried them, I like most every vegatable but never developed a taste for peas,
I just been out gathering some tomato's I guess they are my all round favorite, I eat 6 or7 or those every day.
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I know what I'm missing! The question is what I would miss if I were eating them: MEAT! ;D ;D ;D
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just like fer supper, we had a slab of ham, eggs, biscuts and a plate of tomatoes ;D
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Cut them 'maters an' you got a great supper!
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I know what I'm missing! The question is what I would miss if I were eating them: MEAT! ;D ;D ;D
Ever had Tofu Pups? (Tofu Hot Dogs)
Would that satisfy you?
hehehehe!!!!
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Now thars a meal! ;D
Ever had Tofu Pups? (Tofu Hot Dogs)
Would that satisfy you?
hehehehe!!!!
Don' know. Never tried them. I've had some of those morningstar farms corn dogs which weren't bad. Don't really know what they were, though. ::)
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I've had some of those morningstar farms corn dogs which weren't bad. Don't really know what they were, though. ::)
Mostly wheat gluten and vegtable broth.
BTW did you know that the plastic knobs and dash parts on the1930 and 40's vintage Fords was a fake meat project gone wrong at the Ford Science Dept.
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Mostly wheat gluten and vegtable broth.
BTW did you know that the plastic knobs and dash parts on the1930 and 40's vintage Fords was a fake meat project gone wrong at the Ford Science Dept.
:o
Is that how's We got You? :o :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
;D :D ;D
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the only times I been camping out in sub feezing temps, I was in basic training and that were'nt much fun. snowing and sleeting. Ft. Leonard Wood Missouri
My dad was there in the late 1950's.
Slim
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I just been out gathering some tomato's I guess they are my all round favorite, I eat 6 or7 or those every day.
I eat the first 'mater of the season outta the garden last night. ;D
Slim
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It might be haunted, ya might want to get someone to exercise the ghosts. ;D Ya got any split pea soup for fake green vomit? ;D
As the Mega Movers bring in the peery-mid, the ghost of the EEE-gip-ione Faro Tootuncommon eats all of Trinity's lamb stew. ;D
After eatin' all the lamb stew, the ghost needs exercise. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Slim
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I eat the first 'mater of the season outta the garden last night. ;D
Slim
Later he will have enough the wife and kids might get some. ;D
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Wife and kids don't like 'em much, so I have ta eat most of 'em.
Slim
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Wife and kids don't like 'em much, so I have ta eat most of 'em.
Slim
That's what all 'mater hogs say. ;D
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Slim Probly never lets em git any a tha ripe ones! :o
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One of the kids wanted to take the ripe one, 'fore I ate it, over to her grandmother. :o :o :o :o
Slim
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Well I hope ya cooked the durn thing afore ya ate in, my 19th century cookbooks warn ya to do that and cook them well or they can cause digestive upset and large quanities of wind. ;D
"The answer my friend is blowing in the wind." ::) :P
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That might be why nobody is sittin' by me. ::)
Slim
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Don't light a match Slim! ;D
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Slim Probly never lets em git any a tha ripe ones! :o
well now they could go get some of the green ones, slice them thin salt & flour them and have fried green tomatoes ;D
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I ain't eatin' the bar-b-que. :o
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I picked my first one last night too, Slim. It's sitting on the sink just tempting me.
OT, My wife loves fried green tomatos................Buck 8) ::) ;) ;D
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I picked my first one last night too, Slim. It's sitting on the sink just tempting me.
OT, My wife loves fried green tomatos................Buck 8) ::) ;) ;D
made me hungry thinking aobut them maters, just got done with 3 sliced up ;D we always fry up a few through the season.
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made me hungry thinking aobut them maters, just got done with 3 sliced up ;D we always fry up a few through the season.
This time of the year, ya know ya goin' to be havn' a mater for yer meal, it's what yer goin' to have with yer mater ya ponder...........
Del.............mid evil days folks though Tomatoes were poisonous
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This time of the year, ya know ya goin' to be havn' a mater for yer meal, it's what yer goin' to have with yer mater ya ponder...........
Del.............mid evil days folks though Tomatoes were poisonous
yer right.
I just had them maters I just ate for filler, now I got to decide what to have with some more ;D
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litl rooster, in mid-evil days the only one's with 'mater's were Indians in South America.
The old story of 'maters being poison seems to be a food leagnd like an urban one, they were only considered good to eat if cooked though.
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The old story of 'maters being poison seems to be a food leagnd like an urban one, they were only considered good to eat if cooked though.
I always figured whoever started that story, had tried them right outa the garden and just didn't want anybody else to catch on. keep em all fer himself
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I did some research, they can't even jive on the stories as to why and where.
But I did find a tomato joke. ::)
How do you fix a broken tomato?
Tomato paste!
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Maters is related to Night Shade which IS poisonous. I just had mine in a salad. Mine are those little Romas, only two plants in flower pots. Soil here is terrible, too much coal and clay. Had to dump 6 yards of topsoil to get a decent lookin' yard and puttin in shrubs and stuff was a real chore. Bunch of them didn't make it.............Buck 8) ::) :o ;)
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Thats what the all say is they didn't eat them because of the relationship, one problem Taxanomatry as a science really developed about the 1750's so what was their excuse before that. ::)
"Sides that tobbaco is also of the nightshade family and it didn't take long for them to take to that.
I've fould dozens of "Food Legands" they are as bad as "Urban Legands."
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So why do I know all this, well you see back in 1985 I put a dutch oven on my Christmas list because I was tired of nuthin' good to eat in hunting camps.
Well some how it ended up gettin' out of contol. ;D
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Yeah, but a lot of people enjoy yer malady........... 8) ::) ;D
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I did some research, they can't even jive on the stories as to why and where.
Well, Mongrel where you get yer info. Mine was out of Snopes last summer
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<<<<<Then in mid evil fashion heaves a big over riped tomato at the "Mundane Cosie" hah ;D ;D ;D
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was that the one with the little worm a sticking his head out
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was that the one with the little worm a sticking his head out
yep now duck should be over Arkansas now
SPLAT!
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that was a good shot, it hit that weather man up to Ft. Smith that keeps talking about rain but it never comes ;D
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Maters is related to Night Shade which IS poisonous. I just had mine in a salad. Mine are those little Romas, only two plants in flower pots. Soil here is terrible, too much coal and clay. Had to dump 6 yards of topsoil to get a decent lookin' yard and puttin in shrubs and stuff was a real chore. Bunch of them didn't make it.............Buck 8) ::) :o ;)
Mine are Romas in flower pots, too. ;D
Here's another member of the nightshade family. It was good also. ;D
Slim
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Tha Eller-funk comes rampaging into the thread and stomps on all Slim's vegamables and then runs out!
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Was Slim flattened along with his veggies? We must wait till the next episode and see what it shows. ;D
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I hates when ellerfunks go on rampages............... 8) ::) :o
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I seen that episode, eller-funks go wild on spring break, this next one ourght to be good with Slim a staring
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Slim loads the "Mighty Ten" with lead slugs. >:(
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hot dang, this is goin be a good episode, it's goin to have fireworks too.
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Slim follows the hemphalumps tracks outta Roosterville.
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I think he'll be able to follow that smell if he loses his tracks ::)
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Glad that darn Eller Funk left iI was ready to call "Top Dawg" out see if he had any heeler in him.
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litl rooster starts to clean up and discovers that tha Eller-funk pooped in tha Hooters burger mix. Not being one to waste things litl rooster gets out his FDA food manual and turns to the Chapter on how much Eller-funk poop in allowed in beef products.
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"FDA? Thar's one of them fellers over yonder. Lemme take him this burger. If'n he don' croak, we kin put it on the min-yooo" ;D
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the FDA fellar takes a bite of the burger, falls over dead :o :o ;,
Trinity acting as if nothing had happpened goes back to litl rooster and suggests he make up some new burger mix. ;D ;D
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Trinity.........you kilt that fella you drag him out of here
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Trinity grabs the FDA man's collar and drags him to the trap door in the floor of the litleroosterville HOOTERS. The body falls down deep into the earth. Trinity then pulls on a rope which raises a trap door which releases built up water from a natural spring. The waterflow pushes whatever is in the way into the Ralph and down to Trinityland where a thick growth of brush filters the water which is used for the stills. The body then decomposes and provides nourishment for Trinity's grain and corn.
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What Trinity don't see is the black helly-copter takin' pictures of all this. ;D
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The body then decomposes and provides nourishment for Trinity's grain and corn.
Trinity's grain and corn?
Sod Buster is gonna have to send the Teamsters over there to explain to Trinity that he is to only get his grain and corn from Sodbuster Township. Perhaps a little friendly persuasion will be of assistance.
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Trinity's grain and corn?
Sod Buster is gonna have to send the Teamsters over there to explain to Trinity that he is to only get his grain and corn from Sodbuster Township. Perhaps a little friendly persuasion will be of assistance.
Man much in the likeness of Jimmy Hoffa appears and inquires about Trinity....2 men waiting by the Limo spot the BBlack helicopter and make a phone call. Helicopter dissappears
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After Ilene, and the other HOOTER girls serve the 3 men a fine meal of, Turkey wings, eller funk brats, and assorted fresh fried veggies........They inquire about contracting the use of the
trap door building. After hours of course, said they would us a "offer we couldn't refuse">>>>>>>what ever that means
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Since the wimps Sodbuster hires the first time fail, he hires a real group of Heavies.
[img][http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/peacecombig.jpg/img]
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Since the wimps Sodbuster hires the first time fail, he hires a real group of Heavies.
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/peacecombig.jpg)
Now we will see some action!
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Trinity agrees to the deal but stipulates that there must be no plant matter discarded down the trap door. Just then, Sodbuster's next group of heavies walk in. Hoffa's people seem to know these guys and their connection is not a friendly one. Soon the last one of the newcomers is flushed down the trap door.
Trinity goes over to the Sodbuster Township to have a discussion with Sodbuster.
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litl' rooster recognizes the group of thugs, assorted murders, rackteers, theives. and one newspaper sports coloumist.. Takes to his guard like he's watch'n for a momma cow while he's doctorin her calf.
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ya gotta be watching them former lawmen and especially :o them sports coloumist
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seizing the opportunity.............a new sign is placed on a "Pine Box" outside Trinity's&litl' rooster'sPawn & Gun Emporium
Burial Boxes fer Sale
lr<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<who just left the charm skool
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ya gotta be watching them former lawmen...........
HEY!!!! I resemble that remark!
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We know that and fear you'll become a sprotswriter. ;D Or a consutant to the movies. ::)
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We know that and fear you'll become a sprotswriter.
<-----Already am. Read any racin' board. NASCAR common-tater.........
Or a consutant to the movies.
Never happen. Talladega Nights disgusts me. Just watchin' the promos 'n trailers.......
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Never happen. Talladega Nights disgusts me. Just watchin' the promos 'n trailers.......
Isn't it supposed to be a comedy? In a trailer I saw who is in it which says comedy, but it didn't look funny. ::)
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Very little in movies or TV listed as comedy is funny, why do you think I hang around here, funny and it's free. ;D
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Yeah, me too! ;D ;D ;D (PS. I do not like Will Farrell!)
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Funny is intelligent. George Carlin or Gallagher for example. Richard Prior – filth – not funny. Talladega Nights – stupid – not funny.
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I see Arcey is now getting By-Lines in the movie TV section.................. ;D
I think most of us here find this more intertaining................I did watch "Aviator" last nite...........found it interesting.
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There is a roarin' off to the east and some distant flames.
< It's just more Tall Tales comedy headin' in, intell-e-gent, who can say. ;D
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The TNICCSTE is seen enterin' the litl roosterville thread, it is headed straght for the litl rooserville Hooters. :o ::)
<For information on TNICCSTE, check out the explination and picture in the Newbrasky Thread.> ::)
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Trinity flips a switch and a trap door opens in the kennel revealing fresh meats. The dogs begin to run on their treadmills in an effort to get at the meat. The energy is harnessed and a force field surrounds the litleroosterville HOOTERS
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The TNICCSTE bounces off and heads to the North-West. ;D
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the Hooters is bounced about 3 miles down the road but all still in one piece.
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Great! Now we don't have the beachfront anymore... OR the access to the trap door. Gotta call Megamovers again! >:(
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Mega Movers having been around here so long has opened a litl roosterville branch office and responds quickly and sets the Hooters back where it is supposed to be.
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"Tha trap door ain' properly aligned with the dern shaft! Git them folks back out hair! Dernit. Whenever these places start to frain-chise, the quality goes down heel!"
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Seeing Trinity, quick thinking and saving the roosterville Hooter's from another disaster.......litl' rooster makes note, to give Trinity a bonus on payday ;D
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Diggin' through his pockets, litl rooster finds a Norf Carry-liner quarter and adds it to Trinity's pay envalope. ;D
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He'll be tickled with that, bright new and shinny
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"Oooooooooooooh! Shiny!!!!!!!!"
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Slim suddenly pops up in front of Trinty and knocks the shinny new coin out of his hand
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Trinity looks down at the quarter in the mud. "That weren't nahce, Sleeeeum. Why'dja do that?"
Fishing around in his pocket he finds a Wissyconsoin quarter and throws it in the mud and mashes it in. "Thar! See?"
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two of the three Slim's grab the 2 quarters out of the mud, and run off from Trinity, then turn around and stick their tounges out and run again
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"Dernit!" >:( :-[
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Trinity picks up a rock and gives it a chunk at one of the Slims, as they run away. stomps back into the Hooters and asks litl rooster for an advance on next weeks pay, seems he's a little short right now :-\
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Handing Trinity a few Yankee notes and another Nofe Carliner quarter................Hey Trinity on the way out would you hang the new sign, near the entrance?
Happy Hour
Draft Beer Half price
Free Popcorn
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Trinity being Trinity takes the sign, starts looking at the new shiny quarter, trips going out the door, but finally gets the sign hung and a big crowd gathers. all wanting to watch the golf channel :o
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Trinity has someone read the sign to him and decides to add a couple lines to the sign:
Happy Hour
Draft Beer Half price
Free Popcorn
Happy Our at 4:00AM
We Close at 3:00 AM
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Trinity has someone read the sign to him and decides to add a couple lines to the sign:
Happy Hour
Draft Beer Half price
Free Popcorn
Happy Our at 4:00AM
We Close at 3:00 AM
Sorry folks
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"Ain' no problem. Ah'm usually asleep long afore that anyhows. You'da hadta get someone ails ta run tha place after Ah
pass out fall asleep."
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litl rooster rigs up some rope and pulleys so a fly swatter slaps Trinity when litl rooster pulls the rope upstairs. just in case he catches Trinity asleep.
Swat
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litl rooster rigs up some rope and pulleys so a fly swatter slaps Trinity when litl rooster pulls the rope upstairs. just in case he catches Trinity asleep.
Swat
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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"Wha! Ow! What in tarnation is theeus! It looks lahk a... <SNAARRRRRXXXXX>" It doesn't take long for Trinity to fall back asleep.
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"Wha! Ow! What in tarnation is theeus! It looks lahk a... <SNAARRRRRXXXXX>" It doesn't take long for Trinity to fall back asleep.
Seein' oppourtunity to increase the incomes of Trinity and self, off to the cave, where litl' rooster dis assembles one of the leftover 1 arm bandits. with the pieces the (coin slot and mechanized arm) additional rope and and pulleys. Hooters now has a new arcade game, depending on the amount of quarters a guest puts in the slot................will determind how many times the fly swater will wack Trinity............
The new game is imediate success with the Happy hour crowd and the income starts to flow.
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a small sign is placed above the coin slot:
This Arcade devise is for amusement Only
Family planning center's are located in both "Outhouses"
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>Just remember Trinity you get a percentage of the take< ;D ;D ;D
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during working hours litl rooster sends down some hot turkey wings fer Trintiy, that keeps Trinity close to the swatter , he keeps anticipating the next delivery of wings.
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The problem is that the swatter is now striking Trinity's hand every time he reaches for a wing. He begins to grow impatient, but keeps trying.
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Onlookers are amazed with Trinity's determindation and keep feeding coins in the slot.
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Trinity gets angrier and angrier. His face is now flaming red... oh wait, that's due to the original placement of the swatter.
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suddenly the swatter misses a beat, Trinity grabs the wings and being so hungry bites his red hand instead of the wing,
meanwhile litl rooster puts on a new stronger rope and the people start feeding the machine again.
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We going to be rich now fella's just got word from thr U.S. patent office(that's located in Washington D.C. in the U.S.) we got a patent now for the Swat o Matic game......
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Is it going to come with a Trinity Doll for swatting.
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<<<< fires off letter to "Ozark Cowboy Skunk Works": Dear Sir, Please start production of the Swat o Matic machines, include lifesize "Sleeping Trinity Doll", with computor sofeware. Please rush orders are coming in. Respectfully, litl' rooster
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Trinity finishes the turkey wing and reaches for another...
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It's not a doll, it's a no action figure. ;D
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It's not a doll, it's a no action figure. ;D
<<<<reaches for new roll of paper towels............ ;D ;D ;D
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litl rooster recieves a package from Ozark Cowboy Skunk Works, he takes the game out of the box and sets it up. and steps back to look at the Trinity Doll
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the second one is for when you swat the head off the first one.
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Trinity finally gets another wing. By now there is a long line at the Swat o Matic Machine and everybody boos Trinity's success.
Trinity looks over as litl rooster walks toward him with the "action figgure" that looks vaguely familiar. "What's that thang thar?"
Not waiting for an answer, Trinity reaches for another wing. The crowd screams in delight as another round begins.
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the crowd enjoys the game but a few are starting to get bored with the doll not makeing the same noises as Trinity was when he was being hit,
some of the patrons start a chant,
we want Trinity
we want Trinty
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the crowd enjoys the game but a few are starting to get bored with the doll not makeing the same noises as Trinity was when he was being hit,
some of the patrons start a chant,
we want Trinity
we want Trinty
Seeing the trouble brewing trouble litl' rooster downloads the software, which enables the "No Action Figguer" to have slight motions, snoreand groan "I'm Hongry".....Coins begin to fall in the coin slot once again. Handing Trinity, a plate of Turkey wings and this weeks check...(minus the $3.25 advance from last week) The 2 men smile.
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"Uh, litl rooster. Kin Ah have a raise? Ah was hopin' Ah could have a extry ham-burger a day."
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litl rooster and Trinity finally come to an agreement, one childs burger and fries, twice a week, Tuesdays and Thursdays.
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litl rooster and Trinity finally come to an agreement, one childs burger and fries, twice a week, Tuesdays and Thursdays.
;D ;D ;D
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litl rooster makes one more offer to Trinity to keep him happy, extra pickles, lettuce and tomatoes, Trinity leaves to go to work smiling from ear to ear,
(even though he don't like vegatables)
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Trinity says to himself: "Ah really done NEE-gotiated mahsef a better deal this tahm! Ah'll give them vegamatables ta Sherlene."
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Trinity says to himself: "Ah really done NEE-gotiated mahsef a better deal this tahm! Ah'll give them vegamatables ta Sherlene."
Don't ferget the ketsup (catsup). The Regan Administration said it was a vegamatable too! :D
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(note; when I was in 6th grade, me and a couple of my friends at school would walk down to the cafe to eat lunch. another guy in our class would meet his mother there, he would always order a hot dog with everything on it, when it came his mother would reach over with her fork and get the dog, leaving Charlie with a bun loaded with everything, that;s all I ever saw him eat)
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Now that's just unamerican!
What was the Reagan administration's reasoning behind that decision, Sod Buster? Just because it's from a tomato? Well heck folks, looks like I'm a vegetarian too. ;D ;D
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I always felt sorry for him, he never did get on bigger than a stick figure.
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What was the Reagan administration's reasoning behind that decision, Sod Buster? Just because it's from a tomato? Well heck folks, looks like I'm a vegetarian too. ;D ;D
Read this: http://www.straightdope.com/columns/040716.html
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Read this: http://www.straightdope.com/columns/040716.html
Hmmmm. So you are just trying to stir up trouble, huh?
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litl' rooster goes to the chaulk board at the main entrance,wipes clean the day before specials, then writes:
Today's Special
Hooter's, 6pound Cheeseburger
Served on a bun with vegamatable Ketcup
with Fries and Sweet Tea for only$16.95
Note, if you finish it in 1 sitting it's on the house.
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litl' rooster goes to the chaulk board at the main entrance,wipes clean the day before specials, then writes:
Today's Special
Hooter's, 6pound Cheeseburger
Served on a bun with vegamatable Ketcup
with Fries and Sweet Tea for only$16.95
Note, if you finish it in 1 sitting it's on the house.
litl rooster then writes in smaller letters below, Except Employees (Trinity)
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Hmmmm. So you are just trying to stir up trouble, huh?
Who me?
I'm a big fan of Ronnie Rayguns....he was the Drug store truck driving man (according to Joan Baez).
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litl rooster then writes in smaller letters below, Except Employees (Trinity)
>:( >:( >:( >:( "Dernit!" >:( >:( >:(
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Who me?
I'm a big fan of Ronnie Rayguns....he was the Drug store truck driving man (according to Joan Baez).
The Union buster.................
Good save Ozark............thanks that could have put myHooter's in bankrupcy
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The Union buster.................
Yup. The Air Traffic controllers & the skies haven't been the same since he broke PATCO in 1981.
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Good save Ozark............thanks that could have put myHooter's in bankrupcy
I knowed ya was in a hurry when you wrote that and forgot about Trinity's appatite
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Yup. The Air Traffic controllers & the skies haven't been the same since he broke PATCO in 1981.
Irony he was also the President of the screen actors guild ....SAG
I knowed ya was in a hurry when you wrote that and forgot about Trinity's appatite
yup ;D ;D ;D employees get 1/2 off
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litl' rooster goes to the chaulk board at the main entrance,wipes clean the day before specials, then writes:
Today's Special
Hooter's, 6pound Cheeseburger
Served on a bun with vegamatable Ketcup
with Fries and Sweet Tea for only$16.95
Note, if you finish it in 1 sitting it's on the house.
>:( "Wail, if'n Ah gotta pay half prahce, Ah wan' more than jes' one frah!"
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>:( "Wail, if'n Ah gotta pay half prahce, Ah wan' more than jes' one frah!"
no problem a small additional sum will be added to the total, Could I get you something from the bar while you wait? ;D
here let me leave the desert menu also................
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Seeing the deserts, Trinity quickly runs his tab up sky high.
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after eating the dessert bar empty, Trinity does the unthinkable, he reaches down and undoes the top button on his pants
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Speaking of desserts, do ya think my new trainee did ok at his first attempt at pie. ;D He ain't never made a pie from scratch before, but he brought some fresh peaches this week end.
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Did they taste good? I'll try mine ala mode ;D gud job Sleeeeeeem
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love them peach pies and cobblers, makes my mouth water right now.
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litl rooster, Sleeeem didn't make them, Oscar did. ;D
Don't know if they were good, doubt it with peaches. :P ::) I ate carmel cake. ;D
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I wished I woulda made 'em then I coulda ate some. Congradulate Oscar fer me, Del.
Slim
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Heres a picture of the front of the station, we were out behind it.
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Speaking of desserts, do ya think my new trainee did ok at his first attempt at pie. ;D He ain't never made a pie from scratch before, but he brought some fresh peaches this week end.
(http://www.cascity.com/forumhall/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=9585.0;attach=7889;image)
I can think of a better use for peaches, but that doesn't look bad at all!
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I can think of a better use for peaches, but that doesn't look bad at all!
I bet your a thinking bout getting some peaches with heavy syurp and cottage cheese, I llike em that way too.
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"Wail, now that don' soun' too bad either." ;D
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I reckon I could eat some of that everyday if I had some.
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Peaches: My third favorite fruit. Mmmmmmmmmm!
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and the first 2 would be?
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Michel Jackson and Tony Orlando. ::)
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korn
barley ;D ;D ;D
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korn
barley ;D ;D ;D
;D
Them's ain' fruits. Them's raw materials.
#1: Cherries
#2: Strawberries
Del: >:( ::) ;D
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smiling all the while, Trinity smuggles out the corn & barley litl rooster had and leaves behind a strawberry and a cherry.
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A sour cherry and a tasteless store bought strawberry. ;D
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ah if he just throws em in the drinks, he won't know the difference and he can charge more fer a fancy mixed drink.
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Hey Trinity, when lR says employees git half off, he means half the size of the burger, he'll leave the price the same so it don't seem like favoratism!
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Hey Trinity, when lR says employees git half off, he means half the size of the burger, he'll leave the price the same so it don't seem like favoratism!
No no no this ain't the Pub down the road....we don't water down the product even to the employees ;D ;D ;D
Why employees of Litl' Roosterville Inc. LLC are treated like family and are respected so..................................
Trinity git yer feet offf my desk and no you cain't borrow my truck...................<<<<see just like I would my kid brother.
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Delmonico comes in, "Trinity, you can borrow Slim's truck, just go up to Silver Creek Slim County and get it. Ya can't put yer feet on his desk though, unless you go to Sodbuster Township, it ended up there after the Steam Traction Engine in-so-dent." ;D
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" >:( Ah's off ta Sleeeeum's whar Ah kin git me some respeck!"
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" >:( Ah's off ta Sleeeeum's whar Ah kin git me some respeck!"
but Trinity we's like family...............................besides yer 6 pound cheeseburger is done
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Trinity quickly backs up in the same tracks, sits down and says let's eat.
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"MMmmph mmmph mmph mmmmmph!"
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Trinity finishes off the burger and fries and gets out his favorite toothpick and tells litl rooster, he don't think he got as many french fries as he should have.
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Trinity finishes picking his teeth and puts the toothpick back in his pocket.
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Waitress brings Trinity another bucket of fries, with extra salt and a pitcher of Lite Beer.
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The carnage begins, fries flying everywhere
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Suddenly, Trinity stops. While staring at the very pale yellow tinted water, he calls to litl rooster. "What in tarnation is this stuff?" He smells it and takes a sip.
"OH! Good Gawd! It tastes just enough lahk beer ta trick ya an' ta make ya really wan' beer, but it don' go all tha way! It's Tease-beer!!!!!" :P :P :P
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after tasting the lite beer one more time, Trinity falls over in the dying cockroach postion and grabs his throat
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a waiter eress walks by and sees Trinity in a bad way, she takes the glass of "real" beer and throws it in Trinity's face.
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Trinity is revived and feels much better as he bends to lick the beer off of the counter. "Mmmmmmmmm! Tha's gooooood!"
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look out fer that splinter
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"Wha thplinter?"
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ah, never mind, you'll be having some home drippings later, that'll cure it.
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"Would thomeone pleath come git thith thang outha mah thongue?"
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litl rooster comes walking in carrying his wire pliers, climbs up on the bar, grabs the splinter with the wire pliers and tugs, then after Trinity yells, litl rooster puts on his glasses and finally does get ahold of the splinter, instead of Trinity's tounge.
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Uhhhhh sorry about the tongue Pard, and the Lite beer ( figgured 1/2 the calories means you can drink twice as many) Bartender get Mr. Trinity a Pitcher of Import of his choising, on the House.
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as Trinity recovers from the tounge pullling, he has a sip of beer and part of it comes out the corner of his mouth and dribbles, then he starts to talk, litl rooster and Ozark notice he is talking kinda funny, after talking it over, they decide his tounge is stretched and now a little too long for his mouth.
they start telling each other what they have heard about tounge bobbin, litl rooster takes out his favorite cutting knife and starts to sharpen it.
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It's the one I use to collect the "Oysters" with in late spring ;D
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ya just gotta remember we is tounge cutting this time, (authors note: I hope he don't ferget bout halfways through)
course now with both procedures done, he could sing this Christmas with the boy choir.
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"Waith! Waith! Wath ith ya planthin'? Ah thon' wan' thno parth oth thith! HAILPTH HAILPTH!!!!"
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Now if'n we just took off a little he could probably go back ta talking like before. member now it's his tounge we're gonna trim.
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"Nthothin' Ailth!"
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as Trinity talks more and more, his speech becomes better and better, seems like although litl rooster, had stretched Trinity's tounge it was now going back in place.
so they decide to give it till tomorrow and see if it heals before operating
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"Whew! Thath werl wreawwy cwoth!
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When Trinity ain't lookin' Delmonico grabs a set of hoof nipperes off the wall and nips the extra off. ;D
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Now ya was clear that we was working on tounges today, before ya started nipping, wasn't ya. :o
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Luckily he was, but that doesn't discount the pain that Trinity is feeling right now.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Hoof nippers work well for other projects as well. Thats what we used last winter when Slim stuck his tongue on the bumper of his Suburban. ;D
I triple dog dared him. ;D
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Ok, just so's ya got his tounge trimmed up, I guess we'll sign him up to sing bass down to the church choir
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I can get the nippers again, there is several pairs on the wall and I need to have them order more this week. ;D Or would a hoof knife work better. ;D
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"Ah ainth thnethew gontha thang inth tha boyth choir!!!!!"
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Won't take much more whittlin' to make it the girls choir. ::)
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"Ah thaith THNO!"
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Trinity mumbles and grumbles and quickly moves from out of Del's sight.
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If ya wanna make it quick and painless we could rig a bear trap in tha Necessary Room and slather it with no-vee-cane.
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If ya wanna make it quick and painless we could rig a bear trap in tha Necessary Room and slather it with no-vee-cane.
quicker, I'm sure, painless ??? ??? :o :o :o
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If ya wanna make it quick and painless we could rig a bear trap in tha Necessary Room and slather it with no-vee-cane.
He might like that one ^................Del, hoof knife uhhhhh ;D ;D
Got some Li do cane around here somewhere, could give him a block.
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Trinity exits the thread until the other men decide to behave. Smelling steaks cooking, he heads over to the Sodbuster Township.
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litl rooster sticks his head out of his office and smells bbq cooking, wondering where it's at, he mosey's on over to Sod Buster's to see whats cooking.
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Not smelling like bbq egg plant, litl' rooster decides to take a rope along ;D
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the closer litl rooster gets the more it smells like beef bbq, so litl rooster hurries a little.
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Slowing only to spot a strong Oak brow.
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It seems that litl rooster has become turned around. He's still in litl roosterville. ;D ;D ;D
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he musta tuke a wrong turn outa the back door
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he musta tuke a wrong turn outa the back door
stops back at his office and get's his spectacles and a map
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...And takes a tour of all Tall Tales. ;D ;D ;D
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That musta been his summer vacation :o
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Nope, lR kent read, that map aint no help at all. After lR has rambled aimlessly in circles for a week one of tha Hooters girls puts tha spectacles on Pea Eye an show the hoss tha map n points out whar lR needs to go. She puts tha spectacles an tha map in tha saddlebags an Pea Eye takes off in a straight line towards there destination. About an hour later Pea Eye returns to pick up lR who had gotten off to go to tha necessary room whilst Pea Eye wuz readin tha map. Once lR mounts up Pea Eye heads out agin.
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Pea Eye got me over to that beef stealin' Sod Buster's Township but by time we got there they'd ate the evidence :o :o :o
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when litl rooster asks about any beef being cooked, Trinity speaks up first, beef ? ??? beef? ??? why! why! we having bbq'd eggplant, :o yeah, :D that's what we been eating ;D
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Pea Eye got me over to that beef stealin' Sod Buster's Township but by time we got there they'd ate the evidence :o :o :o
Wait a minute...Trinity brought over 50 head and we only cut up one of them.....did Trinity eat the other 49 by himself? <BURP>
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ssssssshhhhhhhhh, he's got them hid out till he gets enough pits dug to cook all of em.
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"An' they's hahdin' mighty good, Ah'd say."
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must be stealth cattle
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'Cept for the blue speckeled steer behind the cactus
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Trinity gets and idea and runs to the barn for some black paint.
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Trinity gets and idea and runs to the barn for some black paint.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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after dark falls, Trinity herds all the cattle to a better hiding place.
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Some one may want to warn Trinity about the dangers of Methane, before he lights a candle or a Kerosene Lantern
ahhhh never mind
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as Trinity drives the cows further into the cave, he thnks I'm gonna havta get me a light, where's them matches.
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The cows stare at Trinity as he searches for the matches.
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Trinity finds a match...
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after hearing the blast, all the fellars run down to the cave and holler in, Trinity are you alive in there?
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A smoking Trinity hollers back from the top of a tree about a quarter mile uphill, Ah thank so! ;D
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The men walk the distance to the tree, look up and see Trinity stuck in a fork, each picks up a rock to see if'n they can knock him out.
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After they knock him out with the rocks, they get a ladder, go up the tree and drop him to the ground. ;D
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When Trinity finally wakes up he asks "What jug was Ah drankin' from? Ah got me this most awfulest haid ache!"
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All the men standing around agree that when he came too, Trinity was getting him a sip out of that little bitty jug that Slim had been toting eariler.
you know the one that cleaned him out. :o
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Looks like he finally BBQ'd the rest of them cattle he stole....................author's note> He forgot he's on the payroll deduction plan at litl' roosterville inc.<
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well since they gonna be paid for on the easy payment plan, we might as well have a party, Sod Buster probably left some potato's, Del could cook up some fresh bread, Trintiy's gonna throw us a party :o :o
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Trinity draws his pay for the week and realizes that it is a little (actually a lot) short. Upon asking litl rooster about it he is rudely informed that he is responsible for the stealth cattle. Trinity is very angry and argues that the cattle were unmarked and that they never belonged to anyone. When litl rooster asked for proof Trinity stomped off to a corner to sulk.
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I guess ya'll just havta go see yer attorney at law. >:(
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"Yep! Ah thank tha litl roosterville HOOTERS needs ta move back ta Trinityland!
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Trinity tries to get a holt of his lawyer, where's them dang lawyers when ya need em
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The Mega-Movers show up and put the wheels under the Hooters and move it out of the thread. ;D
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Trinity comes in and leaves a cryin' towel fer Litl Rooster. ;D
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litl' rooster wipes his hands on the towel, and walks back to his office. The Mega Mover's are happily on there way withot the HOOTER's with a pocket full of Trinity's money.
I wasn't charging him for the cattle, I'z charging him for damages his cattle did to my "Cave" where did Lawyer Daggit head off to ...bigger fish?
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Arkansas. ;D
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If'n he's in Arkansas he better be acting like just one of us hillbillys, they's a lot of steep dropoffs around these hills where strangers & lawyers might fall off :o :o ;D
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Naw he's in Indy=anner, got a package from him yesterday. ;D Blue Green cannin' jars, zinc lids and the rubbers for them. ;D More storage for suppies at events. ;D
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seeing Trinity, some how managed to get the litl' roosterville HOOTERS back to Trinityland permanant. Using the N for Knowlwdge he aquired at Miss Montana's Charmed Skool. litl' rooster erects a new building on a foundation. Then begin's a new resturant, open for business...................
litl' roosterville inc.
"Oriental Buffett"
Grand Opening Tonite
from the office in the rear litl' rooster fax's a order to the produce supplier
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Ozark goes over to the new chinese place to see if'n it's good eating.
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Watch out fer the mushrooms. :o
Slim
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heaping Woks of Flied lice...Pork, Chicken< Shrimp and of course the Vegtable Medley
Butterflyed Prawns fried in a golden batter in sweet and sour sauce
Beef Pork and Lamb Poo Poo Platters.................>note< I always wanted to use those werds<
Chinese dumplings
Mandrine duck in a special sauce served on a bed of steamed rice with little baby ears of Korn
Won Ton Soup
Thai Peas and Peanut salad
many other items
served with a "white tea" and a fortune cookie All you can eatonly$5.99
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T'ain't enough Benny-drill in the world to get me to eat there. ;D
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T'ain't enough Benny-drill in the world to get me to eat there. ;D
What ya 'lergic to in there?
Peanut salad?
Shrimp?
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Don't know, t'ain't peanuts, t'ain't seafood, t'ain't most likely MSG. I suspect some sort of penny-cillian mold. Don't know, but I ain't eatin' Chinese out no more, ever, if I want it I will make it myself. ;)
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I kinda like the chinese places if it's good food,
they had a sushi bar up at Fayetteville, that had big problems about a month ago and their were a few dozen people that got sick and in the hospital.
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Don't know, t'ain't peanuts, t'ain't seafood, t'ain't most likely MSG. I suspect some sort of penny-cillian mold. Don't know, but I ain't eatin' Chinese out no more, ever, if I want it I will make it myself. ;)
;D
Ah can cook Chinezee, Ah will even use Yer special 'Sauce' from Yer little jug.
heh, Heh,HEH. :o
That'all fix what ail's Ya. ;D
:P :P :P :P :P
::)
;D :D ;D
8)
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note from the management>.................Oreintal Buffett serves no food with MSG and no "cats" were harmed in the processing of meals
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The new resturant is off and running...........However the start up budget wouldn't allow for a Lab'ster tank....However fresh live young turkeys are corraled in the Lobby...Where guest can select the one they wish to dine on..............note...prep time maybe as muchas 6 hours.
Tonites special
Stuffed Kwab with special mushroom sauce
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The men in the Black Suburbans show up and and arrest litl Rooster after examining the Special mushrooms! ;D
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Also further Lab a-nally-sis shows that although no cats were harmed makin' the meat, the one black suburban guy finds out what happened to his 5 year old sons hamster. ;D He heads back to the suburban for a rubber hose. ;D
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:o :o :o :o
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litl' rooster with his Charming demeanor, convinces the men he is innocent and point's fingers to his produce supplier.....................an apoligizes for the chef's indiscresion on the Hamster..>he thought it was a rat< and offers a Live turkey to replace the rodent ;D
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The men in the Black Surburbans regroup and study their map of tall tales, looking for Sodbusters location and his mushroom cave.
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the men in the Black Suburbon leave and head towards Sodbuster Township.................litl' rooster returns to the Oriental Buffett and ads new dishes to the special board........since some of the turkeys started laying eggs in the lobby there will be 2 additions
Today's Special
Sweet and sour Turkey w/broccoli
Turkey egg fu youn
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The men in the Black Surburbans regroup and study their map of tall tales, looking for Sodbusters location and his mushroom cave.
Cave?
They'z growed in LR's Cave...right under his reloading bench. :o
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the men in the Black Suburbon leave and head towards Sodbuster Township
Sod Buster quickly covers up the trapdoor that leads to the portion of LR's cave where he found the mushrooms. He hopes LR doesn't find out that he was selling him mushrooms from LR's very own cave! ;D
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The black Suburban guys find the trapdoor and end up in litl rooster's cave. ;D
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The black Suburban guys find the trapdoor and end up in litl rooster's cave. ;D
Where they find Litl Rooster bent over his latest batch of 12ga reloads. LR has been trying to get some "Purple Haze" into the shells.
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They leave with litl rooster handcuffed and tied to the top rack of the lead black Suburban. He smells to much like a horse to be allowed inside. ;D
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Sod Buster quickly covers up the trapdoor that leads to the portion of LR's cave where he found the mushrooms. He hopes LR doesn't find out that he was selling him mushrooms from LR's very own cave! ;D
naw. he won't know, why, how would he find out?? ;D
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note from the management>.................Oreintal Buffett serves no food with MSG and no "cats" were harmed in the processing of meals
However, Trinity notes that there is a suspicious lack of stray cats in the area lately.
"Say, litl rooster. What in tarnation is a vegematibble melody anyway?"
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"Say, litl rooster. What in tarnation is a vegematibble melody anyway?"
A song? With many songs thrown into one
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litl rooster shooting his buddy Trinity in the back: ;D
Click once below
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They leave with litl rooster handcuffed and tied to the top rack of the lead black Suburban. He smells to much like a horse to be allowed inside. ;D
Top Dawg pads up to the men in the blak suburban and drops a legal notice next the person in charge, who in turn picks it up and reads it and starts cursing in a foreign language. Top Dawg waits with a snarl on his face, he doesn't like the tone of his voice.
The man hands the papers to the next person in charge and he reads them also:
WRIT OF HABIUS CORPUS
The don't like it but they have to let litlrooster loose.
Top Dawg then drops another legal paper and the person in charge reads it:
PERMANENT RESTRAINING ORDER
The men in the black surburban are forbiddin to ever step foot in litlroosteville or his cave ever again. These two documents were signed by THE SUPREMEM COURT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.
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Delmonico finds litl roosters hat layin' in the road where it blew off. It has lost it's shape so he picks it up and takes it to the steamer and Taco's it. ;D
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Delmonico finds litl roosters hat layin' in the road where it blew off. It has lost it's shape so he picks it up and takes it to the steamer and Taco's it. ;D
now litl rooster's gonna havta git him a guitar, he'll be looking like Jr. Brown or little Jimmy Dickens
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"Hey look, it's Top Dawg. He's back agin! Welcome."
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Delmonico finds litl roosters hat layin' in the road where it blew off. It has lost it's shape so he picks it up and takes it to the steamer and Taco's it. ;D
Super Taco????
From Jack N the Box? <slobber><drool>
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now litl rooster's gonna havta git him a guitar, he'll be looking like Jr. Brown or little Jimmy Dickens
Jr. Brown plays the Guit-Steel
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Hey, I gots that CD. ;D His "Surf Medley" on that is just plain awsome. ;D
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Hey, I gots that CD. ;D His "Surf Medley" on that is just plain awsome. ;D
I've got a few CDs and have seen him in concert a couple of times. I love his song "My Wife Thinks Your Dead":
It's good to see you baby it's been a long long while
We're both a whole lot older and seen a lot of miles
But thing are different now since the good ol days
And youve been in some trouble
Since we went our separate ways
Well have to say hello maybe some other time instead
Cause youre wanted by the police
And my wife thinks youre dead.
Somebody spread the rumor that you had lost your life
Least thats the way I heard it and what I told my wife
Now here youre showing up again and talk is getting round
And I can see that one of us will have to leave this town
If you think that I want trouble
Than youre crazy in your head
Cause youre wanted by the police
And my wife thinks youre dead.
You never called or wrote me just up and disappeared
Nobody knew what happened
Where you been for all these years
Now troubles what youre lookin like
Cause troubles where you been
And I can see the kind of trouble you could get me in
You better pay attention to every word I said
Cause youre wanted by the police
And my wife thinks youre dead.
So goodbye to you baby Im glad weve got to talk
But Im faithful to my wife and I dont ever break the law
I dont know where youre headed for
But I know where you been
Were reminisced now lets just go our separate ways again
Go find another ex-sweetheart to hang around instead
Because youre wanted by the police
And my wife thinks youre dead.
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"Hey look, it's Top Dawg. He's back agin! Welcome."
After seasoning the tires of the lead black suburban, Top Dawg pads over to Trinity and sniffs......
I think in smell puddy tat, just can't figure out where it's coming from.
woof
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After thanking Top Dawg properly...................litl' rooster takes his hat to the water tank and dips it , shaking the excess water off places it back on his head. The elements will shape it properly now.
I like the Surf Medley and some of the others........Venom Wearing Denium and My Wife thinks
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them surf songs will get ya in trouble, I went to Florida when I was 32, several years ago, well when I got there and to the beach, I decided to rent a surf board and give it a shot. well them surf boards had a long rubber band attached to the board and then on the other end you had a strap to go around yer ankle. so I bucklled it up and got on the board and paddled out to where everybody else was,
long story short, them rubber bands streatch quite a bit and the board zooms right back out ya.
it was fun though, after learning to dodge the board.
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After seasoning the tires of the lead black suburban, Top Dawg pads over to Trinity and sniffs......
I think in smell puddy tat, just can't figure out where it's coming from.
woof
Yer probably smellin' my puddy tat TC. If not, I don't know what it is that yer smellin'. :o
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Are you implying that TC smells? :o that's probally goin be offending to him. >:(
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He might attack me again! :o :o :o :o
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ya sure don't need that. it might get like around here, ya have ta watch walking outside barefoot or with flip flops the little kittys think yer toes are just little nibblets
they can bite yer toe pretty hard. never have broke no skin just run up and nibble.
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That's pretty cute. TC is too old to play like that. The only things that get him going are cold mornings, another cat outside or catnip. ;D
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:o catnip :o ya better tell TC ta just say no ta drugs
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With these kids the way they are today, you just can't tell them anything!
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did you DARE them?
Just say no...........................
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would he have to double dog dare em ?
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No, but I tripple cat dared him...
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ya better look out with the triple's, that's what brings the claws out. :o
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Not TC. His front claws were removed! Hi likes to knead and it is so much more enjoyable now that he doesn't have claws. ;D
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Wif claws it aint called kneading Trinity, it's called shredding! ;D
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I'll second that, Tom. All our cats have their claws.
Slim
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J. B. Books (our male) has his claws, and loves to get on the back of the couch, grab a mouthful of my wife’s hair and sit there and knead. It’s usually my arm when it’s around her shoulders, or if I’m not there, her shoulders. He’s very gentle, but when his claws get too sharp we know it’s time for nail trimmin’.
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Today's special's
at the Oreintal Buffet
Roasted turkeys feet
Mao Tse Tung's Khat
and other delicaices from the far east
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Mao Tse Tung's Khat
Is this anything like Kung Pao Kitty?
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Ozark sends litl rooster a couple of boxes of turkey wings and more turkey feet for the weekend rush. knowing the football and NASCAR fans will be watching their favorite sport this weekend, he puts a new carry out listing in his menu.
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and to avoid the confusion, he also ads a Drive Up window....................... so customers can pick up orders
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as soon as litl rooster gets the last of the screws in the window and steps out of the way, the first carload arrives to get their food.
finding he has forgotten an order microphone, he hires Trinity temperrarly to holler out the orders so the cooks can get the food prepared. as more cars arrive, Trinity has to holler louder and louder to make sure the cooks can hear him.
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Soon there are wrecked cars and pick-ups all over litl roosterville as folks try to drive and eat with pointed sticks. ;D
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with all the cars a crashing and all the added noise, Trinity is having to holler louder and louder, till some great big guy, whose hard of hearing, gets out of his dented car and thinking Trinity is flirting with his wife, starts to chase Trinity around the parking lot.
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Trinity slips in a puddle of soy sauce and falls to the gravel in the parkin' lot. ;D
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The big fellar who had climbed outa a new volkswagen bug, finds some of the sharp ended sticks and continues chasing Trinity.
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Trinity makes it inside and douses the fella with hot mustard, half blind he goes back to his car and leaves.
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with the mustard in the fellars eyes, his wife walks over to Trinity and passes him a napkin, inside the napkin a telephone number is written, with a note to come up and see me sometime, with an address.
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but veggies to eat for the next month. ;D
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from the office in the rear of lilt' roosterville'sOreintal Buffet, Trinity's voice is heard sayin', but Mam' whad do I do with da hosses?
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Delmonico sees litl rooster is back and cuts him off at the pass. ;D
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Delmonico sees litl rooster is back and cuts him off at the pass. ;D
Unlike harpo, he posted anyways........or mebbe much like harpo.
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Unlike harpo, he posted anyways........or mebbe much like harpo.
;D
Meanwhile Marshal puts Dynomite into Dell's Dutch Oven N lites the fuze-----zzzzzzzzz..........KABOOM!
Looks like things are back to Normal? :o
;D
;D :D ;D
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Yep, the lack of imagination fella is back. He has that post on file and just clicks and posts, saves him havin' to use his imagination. ::)
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After clearing up the situation with Sherlene, Trinity takes the empty can of beans back to his station at the drive through. Thinking it sounds more professional, he shouts into the can while talking to the customers. The customers can't understand him when he repeats the order and litl rooster can't unerstand him either, causing the orders to come out all wrong.
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litl rooster decides since he can't understand Trinity anyway, he'll dress him in a chinese outfit and have him talk into the can and the people will think they are being waited on by a real honest to goodness chinanese fellar. course since he can't understand him he just gives out Turkey wings and Turkey toes to all the drive thru customers.
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Trinity doesn't like walking around wearing those wooden sandals, so he takes them off and realizes that the ground is too hot. He pounds a post into the ground to which he nails another can. Then attaching a long string to the ends of both cans he goes inside to rest his feet and can still take orders.
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However litl rooster is upset about the tar he tracked in.
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"It's a wooden floor covered wif sawdust. Whah is he so bent outta frame?"
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Trinity looks down at his feet and with the tar on them and walking around in the sawdust, he now has a new half sole on his foot, almost like particle board.
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"Good, now Ah won' havta warsh them feets fer at least five years now."
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What about the last 5 years. ;D
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"Don' matter no more." ;D
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Yep, the lack of imagination fella is back. He has that post on file and just clicks and posts, saves him havin' to use his imagination. ::)
>note< This took lots of imagination, none of us thought of it<
litl' rooster thinks Trinity is on to a new fashion trend and rites the US patent office.
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>>I thought of it: 10ga. sheep dynamite explosion chicken ranch. See?<<
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"Thou Shalt Not Over Use the Same Gag." The Second Book of Delmonico Chaper 5 Verse 17. ;)
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10ga. sheep dynamite explosion chicken ranch
10ga. sheep dynamite explosion chicken ranch
10ga. sheep dynamite explosion chicken ranch
10ga. sheep dynamite explosion chicken ranch
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You is now an Honorary Marshall Harpoluke Trinity. ;D Ya fergot to blow up my dutch ovens though, do that and ya can have another cluster on yer medal. ::)
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10ga. sheep dynamite explosion chicken ranch
10ga. sheep dynamite explosion chicken ranch
10ga. sheep dynamite explosion chicken ranch
10ga. sheep dynamite explosion chicken ranch
blow up dutch ovens
10ga. sheep dynamite explosion chicken ranch
10ga. sheep dynamite explosion chicken ranch
10ga. sheep dynamite explosion chicken ranch
10ga. sheep dynamite explosion chicken ranch
blow up dutch ovens
10ga. sheep dynamite explosion chicken ranch
10ga. sheep dynamite explosion chicken ranch
10ga. sheep dynamite explosion chicken ranch
10ga. sheep dynamite explosion chicken ranch
blow up dutch ovens
10ga. sheep dynamite explosion chicken ranch
10ga. sheep dynamite explosion chicken ranch
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get feet/foot caught in dutch ovens
10ga. sheep dynamite explosion chicken ranch
10ga. sheep dynamite explosion chicken ranch
10ga. sheep dynamite explosion chicken ranch
10ga. sheep dynamite explosion chicken ranch
get feet/foot caught in dutch ovens
10ga. sheep dynamite explosion chicken ranch
10ga. sheep dynamite explosion chicken ranch
10ga. sheep dynamite explosion chicken ranch
10ga. sheep dynamite explosion chicken ranch
get feet/foot caught in dutch ovens
10ga. sheep dynamite explosion chicken ranch
10ga. sheep dynamite explosion chicken ranch
10ga. sheep dynamite explosion chicken ranch
10ga. sheep dynamite explosion chicken ranch
get feet/foot caught in dutch ovens
How's that? ;D
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No, yer 'spossed to blow them up, no wonder cowboys hated sheepherders, they blew up the cosie's dutch ovens and all along we thought it was that other thing. ;D
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Ya fergot ta lite da fuse Trinity! ::)
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I missed the blow up part. ::)
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Ya fergot ta lite da fuse Trinity! ::)
Dangit! >:(
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/niemoller/emoticons/sheepholy.gif) This is complicated work...
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Just have the sheepherder E-Mail ya his file. ;D
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Dangit! >:(
This is complicated work...
This can't be the real Trinity.
Me thinks someone has hacked his account and is pretending to be Trinity.
Of course...maybe it is all just a dream.
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Sod Buster, he's just all tired out from being down to the bus station all night.
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Sod Buster, he's just all tired out from being down to the bus station all night.
He doesn't have to do that....Shelene is keeping the bed warm and the bed bugs away. :o
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He doesn't have to do that....Shelene is keeping the bed warm and the bed bugs away. :o
now think about all this,
he's lost his mind in one thread, nobody has to go down to the bus station at 3, there are a lot of warm empty beds on Saturday nights.
he's out tomcatting around, now the truth can be told.
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Mrrrowww!
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Just watch out fer them rocking chairs :o :o ;D
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Or neuter yer pet days. ;D
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Or neuter yer pet days. ;D
LOL
Dangit! >:(
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Trinity you played "hooky" the day Miss Montana taught this in her Skool
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"Ah don' never play hooky. Ah is a model stoo-den'!"
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now you do know that hooky is being out of class when ya supposed to be in class
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now you do know that hooky is being out of class when ya supposed to be in class
Like a bad Rodney Dangerfield joke........he ain't got no Class
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now you do know that hooky is being out of class when ya supposed to be in class
"Ah know what hooky is 'cause that's what litl rooster is always a-playin'." ;D
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well he had some bullets in his pocket, so he thought he better not bring em ta class.
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"Naw, he kin come ta class... an take his seat raht nex' ta tha stove!" ;D ;D
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When I was a junior in high school, we had one dumb guy that put a 22 shell in the vice and squeezed it up and whapped it with a hammer. he was lucky the vise kinda protected everybody.
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Hmmm. Even I wouldn't have done that...
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He wasn't just too cool, ya wanted to stay away from him, always doing something and getting hurt.
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When I was a junior in high school, we had one dumb guy that put a 22 shell in the vice and squeezed it up and whapped it with a hammer. he was lucky the vise kinda protected everybody.
"Kinda protected" ???
Not completetly protected?
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well he did have the other hand, the one not holding the hammer, resting on the vise, throwed a few particles in his fingers.
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My dad always told of the kid that put one on the wood heatin' stove in the school he went to, no one got hurt but him, not by the shell but by the teacher when she caught him and whooooped the poop out of him with a big stick. ;D
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I guess their's one in every group, I remember my dad talking about a kid throwing one in a pot bellied stove at school.
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh like none of you "Angels" never done put a .22 shell in the Pot Belly stove.......
Hey ya'll watch this
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Never in a pot bellied stove. Campfire yes, but was also smart enough to get the heck out of the way. Hey do you know what you can do with empty CO2 cartridges,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,nerver mind, but if you do use a long fuse, they throw metal. ;D
And if you do do that never tape a light stick to one after dark is is impresive er not interestin' at all. ::)
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funny thing..............Big John and I were just thinkin' we needed to put a full one on top a fence post and set it off with a .22 round just for the sake of science ;D ;D ;D
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We set off the light stick first afore we blew it up.
Ya know them old RR torpedos were fun to shoot with a 22, they don't use them much anymore and they keep them locked up. ;D You could tie them to a 4X2 and hit them good and break the 4X2. ;D
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Yah and my jar a drippin's is gettin' low. ;D
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Yah and my jar a drippin's is gettin' low. ;D
Whoops, wrong thread. :o
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Well if'n ya need ta borrow some maybe we can find some in this thread fer ya.
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Bacon drippin's or RR torpedos?
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well to tell ya the truth, I don't know if litl roosterville has trains or torpedos ???
but we do have one of these torpedo's
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Had a great ideer on time, my brother had one a dem holler 'luminum arrows that broke off at the knock, I wanted to fill it with black poder and set er up in a piece of angle iron and make a powder train to it and touch er off. He wouldn't let me do it. ::) He said if'in an arrow shootin' flames out the back stuck in someone of the neighbors cow creatures, we'd be the first suspect. ::)
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Pic is to small, what the heck is it?
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Looks like it's from the '20's or early '30's ,Del ::) One thing for sure, it ain't a Tucker..... 8) ::)
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We set off the light stick first afore we blew it up.
Ya know them old RR torpedos were fun to shoot with a 22, they don't use them much anymore and they keep them locked up. ;D You could tie them to a 4X2 and hit them good and break the 4X2. ;D
I plum forgot about them torpedos..........And don't ask me about the 100lb propane tank in my pa's garage. I know nothing!
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OK I finally found it again, it's an Alfal Romeo 1926 Del torpedo
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Ok, I was sure it wasn't a Pontiac with a Torpedo 8. Didn't look right. ;D
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naw I got it with a Del torpedo google.
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Burlington got real owly about them torpedos back in the lat 70's when some got out of the yard and some fool hit one with a hammer and lost a few fingers. ::)
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That's right up there with stealing a jet engine and strapping it to your car then headin to the desert to test it.
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You know you are a redneck if you start a conversation by saying:
Hey ya'll watch this
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Ah, famous last words.............. 8) ::) ;D
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Hey Y'all watch .. BOOOM!
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Y'all been watchin' Jeff Foxworthy to much. ::)
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I was given a coil of cannon fuse on Sunday. ;D
Slim
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I was given a coil of cannon fuse on Sunday. ;D
Slim
One of the Sutlers at some at the Skirmish over the weekend.........Now I wish I would have bought some. Fella never knows when he is going to pick up a cannon. He should always be prepared
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One of the Sutlers at some at the Skirmish over the weekend.........Now I wish I would have bought some. Fella never knows when he is going to pick up a cannon. He should always be prepared
We could tie three of our red spotters sticks together and stick a fuse in them. A stage could start by lighting it and throwing it.
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A gotz a cannon. ;D
Slim
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We could tie three of our red spotters sticks together and stick a fuse in them. A stage could start by lighting it and throwing it.
I'll go get some if your writin the stages
A gotz a cannon. ;D
Slim
Who is A? can we come play with it?
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Who is A? can we come play with it?
I must be pickin' up a southern drawl hangin' 'round yuz. ;D
Come on o'er anytime.
I haven't checked yet, but I think a softball will fit in the "cannon".
Slim
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I must be pickin' up a southern drawl hangin' 'round yuz. ;D
Slim
no you gonna have to prack tize. round y'all of course unless it's a question, then it's. what ch'all doing
or where d''ya'all go
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no you gonna have to prack tize. round y'all of course unless it's a question, then it's. what ch'all doing
or where d''ya'all go
Nawwwww! You been out west jus' too dern lawng! It's "Whar'djall git to?" ;D
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git to? that bus station I been hanging round is up on the north side a town. ;D
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Ya'll don't werrie about Cousin Sleeum's accent....He was child napped by a band of rovin' gypsy "cheeseheads" at birth.......That's why he talk funny.
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And remember lR if yer tawlkin ta more'n one person it's All Y'all.
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And remember lR if yer tawlkin ta more'n one person it's All Y'all.
a nuther gud xsample of proper Southern speakin'
a new sign appears on the door of the
Oreintal Buffet
We serve no meals with the following ingrediants, Tofu, MSG or Cats...We feel strongly about yer health
There is a Smokin' section for your dining pleasure
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There is a Smokin' section for your dining pleasure
well I'll have some smoked pork. ;D
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We serve no meals with the following ingrediants, Tofu, MSG or Cats...We feel strongly about yer health
I'll have the bull-doggie and some Kim-Chi!! ;D
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We serve no meals with the following ingrediants, Tofu, MSG or Cats...We feel strongly about yer health
Try our Battered Deep Fried Twinkie for dessert! ;D
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Try our Battered Deep Fried Twinkie for dessert! ;D
This is a big Hit with our (pc) Northern friends and our belated friends from Graceland ;D Served ale mode by request
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This is a big Hit with our (pc) Northern friends and our belated friends from Graceland ;D Served ale mode by request
well almost anything served ale mode is better ;D
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And remember lR if yer tawlkin ta more'n one person it's All Y'all.
Yes. And for those that don't quite know how to spell it, it is a contraction of You and All. Y'all is correct. Ya'll is incorrect.
well almost anything served ale mode is better ;D
Ale?
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Yes. And for those that don't quite know how to spell it, it is a contraction of You and All. Y'all is correct. Ya'll is incorrect.
Ale?
I agree. Ale is weak. I gotta have DARK GERMAN BIER.
HAPPY OKTOBERFEST!!
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Mmmmmmmmmmmm, Alt Bier!!!!!
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Mmmmmmmmmmmm, Alt Bier!!!!!
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PROST!!
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Yep them "Buckeyes" like their Octoberfest
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ya mean them folks out in Verginny don't celebrate? we just look fer a reason to ta have a drink round here. usually don't need one though.
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Uh,oh!! Sounds like SodBuster found the German Village in Columbus............. 8) ::) :o ;)
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It's usually the best place to find. NOW I'm hongry for German food, but I'll have less of a chance of finding a German restaurant in my area than an open BBQ joint. :( :-\
Prost!
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ya better call ahead and tell em to throw another steer on fire.
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Yep them "Buckeyes" like their Octoberfest
Indeed! I have already visited three resturants in the German Villiage.
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ya mean them folks out in Verginny don't celebrate? we just look fer a reason to ta have a drink round here. usually don't need one though.
Yes we do! I usually celebrate Oktoberfest at Mountain Lake, just outside of Blacksburg VA (where Dirty Dancing was filmed). This year I am missing it due to the project in Columbus, OH :'(
http://www.mtnlakehotel.com/oktoberfest.htm
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they always have a wine festival here along about the end of September, with wine and beer booths
tis winery is about 10 miles down the road from us,
http://www.wiederkehrwines.com/fest.html#activ
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noon tomorrow...to start offf the first annual litl' roosterville Octoberfest free draft beer with all meals>>>>While supply lasts
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Unfortunately while litl Rooster is painting the signs Trinity finds the draft beer and supplies don't last very long at all! ::)
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No problem, litl rooser (small chicken) gets on E-Bay and buys a hundred cases of Billy Beer some fool had been saving till it got valuble. litl rooster starts pouring cans of Billy Beer back into the kegs. ;D
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Yuuuuuuuuuuuuck :o ::) :-\ 8)
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litl rooster has the omp pa band strike up a song, but the crowd grows restless as more Billy Beer is served
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litl rooster has the omp pa band strike up a song, but the crowd grows restless as more Billy Beer is served
restless or nausiated??????
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restless or nausiated??????
Both as they drink more, then they see Trinity walking by with his mug full of dark beer and the riot begins
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Half the crowd goes after litl Rooster and half the crowd goes after Trinity! :o
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litl' rooster leads his half to the "Cosies" thread to riot there.
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the other half chase Trinity back and forth thru litl roosterville up and down every street
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The rioters that left come back to litl roosterville all covered in sorgum moooolasses and in crossing No Mans Land, the draw a large horde of ants. The ants invade the little roosterville buffet and eat the cook and three waitresses. ::)
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litl rooster grabs a keg of the Billy Beer and pours it in a circle around him. The ants are afraid to cross the lliquid as it smells just like bug bomb
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The ants go to the litl roosterville toy store and buy a set of Tinker Toys and start to build a bridge over the Billy Beer. :o ;D
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with the Billy Beer running low, litl rooster hollers fer Trinity
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But Trinity remembers how cruel litl rooster was when Trinity worked at the litl roosters Hooters. ::)
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Trinity remembers where he hid a couple of cans of potted meat and goes to get it
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Deciding to make this a massey-cur, the ants recruit the cockroaches in the buffet's kitchen. ;D
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litl rooster, with his back to the wall, pulls his guns and starts shooting
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3 ants and 9 cockroaches die before he runs out of ammo. The other 100.00 adts and the 60,000 cockroaches move in. ;D
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just as it looks like the end of litl rooster, he whistles for his hoss Pea Eye, jumps on and gallops away to another thread to get reinforcements
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Trinity walks out of the brush sipping on his dark beer. With the litheness of a German Beermaid, Trinity was able to escape the angry horde and not spill one drop. He watches as litl rooster takes off on Pea Eye and wonders what has happened.
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The ants see Trinity and all run and hide behind the beer cans
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noon tomorrow...to start offf the first annual litl' roosterville Octoberfest free draft beer with all meals>>>>While supply lasts
Sod Buster would be first in line if he wasn't working in Columbus OH.
Go Buckeyes!!
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<Authors Note: You know why they call the feet's ball player in Ohio Buckeyes? Cause callin' the Horse Chestnuts sounds really weird.> ;D
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Sod Buster would be first in line if he wasn't working in Columbus OH.
Go Buckeyes!!
Werried about his friends mental health, litl' rooster sends a plate of vegtable medley and a can of ffg to him in Ohio
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when the package gets to Ohio, the yankees let the vegatables through, but confiscate the can of powder, afeared Sod Buster might start some trouble, being away from Virginny sa much.
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when the package gets to Ohio, the yankees let the vegatables through, but confiscate the can of powder, afeared Sod Buster might start some trouble, being away from Virginny sa much.
Dang it!
Now how can I help the Buckeyes beat the Hoosiers this weekend?
I need to sniff/snort some of the Holy Black. I need a fix. I am suffering from detox.
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Problem is nobody, even folks from Indiana knows exactly what a Hoosier is/was. ::)
BTW I met some Cornhuskers this weekend, real ones, and none was wearing red and sportin' the white N for nowledge. ::)
Damn I love their corncobs. ;D
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A mushroom cloud of lima beans apears over litl roosterville. ;D
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but on closer inspection, the colud appears to be coming from the outhouse behind the office.
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A mushroom cloud of lima beans apears over litl roosterville. ;D
You know that's how Trinity gets when he accidently eats green vegtables....
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Problem is nobody, even folks from Indiana knows exactly what a Hoosier is/was. ::)
Check this out:
http://www.indiana.edu/~mmweb98/Hoosier.html
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Well now I know why they pretend not to know. ;D
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that was kinda interesting, never heard that about a Hooiser
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a new sign outside the big Tent in litl' roosterville appears.
Last Nite of Octoberfest
All German Sausages and Beer
1/2 price till it's gone
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Trinity sees the sign and since it is the last day, he reaches in his pocket and finds he only has 2 dollars left. he goes in and asks litl rooster how much it'd be fer him to eat.
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not wanting to incite another riot, I allow Trinity to dine till he is well ready to.....................uh you got the picture? For the $2 coin
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Grinning from ear to ear, Trinity gets a tall mug of German Beer and a few sasuage to begin with.
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Soon they are all gone.
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and here sits Trinity, with an empty mug and half full belly. :( :(
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Slim drives up with wagon full of German style sausages. ;D
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Full of toe-main. ;D
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Trinity figures Toe- main is like a lions mane and tells Slim, a little hair don't hurt nothing.
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a new sign outside the big Tent in litl' roosterville appears.
Last Nite of Octoberfest
All German Sausages and Beer
1/2 price till it's gone
Sod Buster wishes he could attend but he did have a good German buffet for lunch today at a resturant in the German Village in Columbus, OH. The sausage stew was delicious! So was the Bratwurst.
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so ya found some of the good eating places Huh.
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so ya found some of the good eating places Huh.
A few.
After workin' 11-12 hrs/day 7 days/week, I didn't have too much time to explore.
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Trinity figures Toe- main is like a lions mane and tells Slim, a little hair don't hurt nothing.
is Toe-main something like chow-mein?
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Before litl rooster can get an answer Trinity has eaten half of Slim's wagonload of Toe main sausages.
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is Toe-main something like chow-mein?
Uh, sure! ;D
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litl rooster posts a new sign out side the cafe.
Ain't no Toe-main in my Lo-main
1 beer free with each 2 meals purchased
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It's in General Tsao's chicken. ;D
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It's in General Tsao's chicken. ;D
It better not be.....that's mah fav-o-rite! :D
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litl rooster sneaks around behind the chicken and sprinkles on a little DDT, that outa take care of any critters on it.
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"Ah ain' got no problem wif toe-main. Ah don' et them noodles afore."
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litl rooster checks his noodle barrel fer rodent droppings, :o :o not enought ta worry bout. ;D wouldn't slow Trinity down a bit.
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Watch for major announment here soon
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Watch for major announment here soon
Are you opening a new bar to compete with hooters? What are you going to call it? Knockers? You can use a woodpecker as a mascot.
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You'll just need to check in the "Coming Soon" thread and here tomorrow
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;D :D ;D
You'll been drinken too mutch of Da Sheep Dip again. :o
;D
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Are you opening a new bar to compete with hooters? What are you going to call it? Knockers? You can use a woodpecker as a mascot.
would it be a red headed woodpecker, would he look like woody woodpecker, would he laugh like woody woodpecker?
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Probably a red headed woodpecker knocking on one of the Knockergirls.
Of course, if he wanted to open up a gay version of Hooters, he could still use the bird as a mascot...
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what kind of bird ???
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Finding Trinity at the new Knockers location, I buy him a another glass of his Morning Barley juice. Then hand him the Keys to litl' roosterville. Trinity, I have some political aspiration to ensue, and hope I can count on you to oversee the day to day operations of litl' roosterville, aka litl' roosterville inc. You are now Supreme Ruler of my domain Provost{you will notice I have removed the key to the cave from the ring}
Remember sheep(spit) are not welcomed or allowed within the village limits
Litl' Rooster forPresident 2008
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Trinity chews on the keys. ;D
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? Del it say's ya posted but there's no message ?
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I fixed it, got in a hurry, Rowdy was dancin' in the kitchen. ;D
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I fixed it, got in a hurry, Rowdy was dancin' in the kitchen. ;D
much more better ;D
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what kind of bird ???
"Geez. Do Ah gotta spail it out. That wood pecker." :o ::) ;D
Trinity chews on the keys. ;D
"Dail done tolt me these hair keys was made outta chawklet. It mus' be old chawklet is all Ah'm sayin'."
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That stuff ain't chok-o-late, I said the stuff that "LOOKS" like chock-o-late is cow poop that litl rooster got on them. ::)
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we may never know now, Trinity done gnawed it all off the keys.
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Yep the village is safe now ;D ;D ;D
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"It din't taste lahk no cow poop neither. Don' ask how Ah know."
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well it's been an hour or so since ya said this,
But, I gots ta ask,
How would ya know ??? ??? :o :o
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"Ah done tolt ya not ta ask!
In order ta celemebrate mah new PO-sition hair at tha litl roosterville eatin' ee-stabishment AND in effort ta hailp litl rooster wif heeus campaign, we're servin' up lamb chops. One dozen fer $1.49."
"Say, uh, Ozark. How many's in a dozen?"
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In order ta celemebrate mah new PO-sition hair at tha litl roosterville eatin' ee-stabishment AND in effort ta hailp litl rooster wif heeus campaign, we're servin' up lamb chops. One dozen fer $1.49."
"Say, uh, Ozark. How many's in a dozen?"
well I'll take 2 dozen, I thank that'll be 36 of em ta go.
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"Ah kain' coun' no higher than 8. Come in hair an' git theeeum. Lessee. That'll be $30.06 with tax."
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well if you got ta 8 on your hands with mine that would be 15, how many fingers did litl rooster have on his hands, he was good at hat counting.
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Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....This place looks like a ghoast town. Hope the weather warms up and the Tourist starting coming around soon.
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ya gonna havta throw a winter festival of some kind, that'll draw the people in here they'll eat at yer place, ya can campaign everybody that comes through. ya can have sleigh rides , use the cow pond fer skating, break out a little hay fer hay rides.
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Yeah, but I left Trinity in charge when I went on the cam-pain trail.
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ya reckon he can plan a festival all by hisself ???
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???
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well we have to look at this logically, can he walk and chew gum at the same time. ???
maybe we'd better send an instruction sheet ;D
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"Ah kin tail ya wif utmost sin-sair-ity. Do not. That is DO NOT have no bobbin' fer apples contest in tha winter. 'Specially after ya done left tha tub outsahd over naht. Ever' one of theeeum poor keeuds done broked they noses!"
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Looks like the festivities have already started ;D
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yeah, look at all the flashing lights he's got, ;D
oh that's just the ambulances :o
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Trinity, is getting good at drawing crowds...........He was the logical choice to oversee the village
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just hope thay don't have a village uprising.
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The villagers come with flaming torches. :o
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Trinity tells the village people to light the candles around the decorations, they light up the decorations then turn and chase Trinity.
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<If litl rooster was still in charge the tax on torches would be so high no one could afford to have one.>
More and more villagers light torches at follow the crownd after Trinity. ;D
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just before the village people catch him the policeman breaks into a song, the remainder of the group follows and soon they are are singing, heading for YMCA and forget about Trinity.
Trinity sneaks back into the office and tries desperately to reach litl rooster to ask him to mail another page of instructions.
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"And someone to read it to me. That last one were a mite close!"
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Just then there is a knock at the door and flickerin' light comes through the window. ;D
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a voice from the outside calls to Trinity..............pssst Trinity, yer in charge now have free draft beer nite...........It usually settles the restless natives... ;D
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hearing the words "free beer" Trinity starts trembling an gets him his mug.
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Trinity's Mug. ;D
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Like a train wreck I had to look
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Trinity peers out the window, while holding his beer mug. He sees the Eller-funk, litl roostervilles Fire Marshal. He has come to report that when all of the Village People with their torches crammed into the YMCA they managed to set the building on fire. To make things worse litl rooster, who is on the campaign trail, has the only key to the only fire truck in town. The Eller-funk looks to Trinity for a solution to this situation.
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With the only key gone, Trinty leaps astride the eller-funk, ties a lasso to his tusk and the other end to the bumper of the fire truck and pulls the truck to the YMCA.
on arrival they find they need the truck motor running to be able to pump water, so Trinity strolls back down to get to his beer.
YMCA burns to the ground.
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The City Hall and the Chinese Buffet also catch fire along with the fire house. The Eller-funk swears to find out the cause of so many fires. ;D
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Trinity smells the Chinese Buffet burning, so he goes down to see if anything can be saved or salvaged.
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With tears in his eyes at the loss of the all-you-can-eat-buffet, Trinity bravely enters the smoulding building and goes to where the kitchen was. He finds one of the walk-in coolers which surprisingly appears to be relatively undamaged. Trinity opens it only to find that the contents were no longer raw. He tastes a leg to find that the cat been baked to the perfect temperature. Not wanting to waste anything, Trinity sits down and begins to eat.
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finishing up the last of the cooked cat, Trintiy feels the need to lick his hands and clean up.
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When Trinity's hands are clean, he stands and rubs against the cooler.
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Trinity then starts to dig a hole. ;D
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after filling his hole back, he lays over in a sunny corner and goes to sleep.
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I see things are going good here................... :o ::) :o
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uh! there was a little accident or 2 jsut recently.
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Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. *Yawn* *stretch*
What happened?
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being as Trinlty ain't quite as graceful as a cat, he kicks a bucket on the way out (a bucket, not THE bucket) finding it filled with cooked buffalo wings he fergerts what he was doing before.
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Trinity sees the buffalo wings and starts devouring them, purring all the time.
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every once in a while Trinity wipes a greasy paw, I mean hand, across his face and hair, by the time he gerts done, his cow-lick is in place and his face is clean and shinny.
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Trinity wanders over to the pot bellied stove and curls up into a ball and falls asleep.
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Trinity sleeps comfortably until he rolls a little too close to the potbelly stove, slowly Trinty's briches start's smoking but he sleeps on.
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Suddenly, Slim yells from the back of the house at Delmonico, accusing him of not flushing the Wedgewood WC.
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about that same time Trinity awakens feeling as if he is out on the desert on a really hot summer day.
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Suddenly, Slim yells from the back of the house at Delmonico, accusing him of not flushing the Wedgewood WC.
"All he does is nag, he wants it flushed in this thread and don't want it flushed in the Newbrassky thread." ;D Delmonico looks north and
says, Santa send my coal from this thread to the Newbrassky thread. ;D
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hearing all this news about things going to the wrong address, Trinity sits down and writes out a letter to Santa, to make sure he's knows the right address to bring his stuff to.
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Santa has trouble readin' it and so buys some calico and has the elfs make Trinity A dress ;D
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with poodles ??? ???
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Santa delivers it early causing Trinity to run off in embarrassment. "That dern Santer, he don' know nuffin!"
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Now Trinity, you know there is no Sanity Clause.
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Naw skirts have poodles, Santa made him a full blown Laura Ingalls/Little House on the Prairie, prairie dress out of pink flowerdy calico.
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"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
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Trinity walks back and forth a fretting over the new dress, when he spies a boost-te-a that one of the Hooters girls had left behind, he takes a close look at it. holds it up to the mirror in front of him.
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Soon, Trinity is all dressed up, complete with lip stick when litl rooster walks in.
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litl rooster, seeing the lady, thinks this is Trinity's date, he greets her and asks what her plans are for the evening, thinking her and Trintiy is going out to the diner.
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after a short conversation I find out it's his date and his Cousin :o ::) ;D ;D ;D
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well it was easier to talk to relatives
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Embarassed at being seen in the dress, Trinity decides to let litl rooster continue believing that he is Trinity's cousin. To litl rooter, he says "Me an' ol' Trinity done had a hoot down to tha fambly ree-youuunion las' summer... Wail, Ah best be goin'. It don' look lahk ol' Trinity is nowhar 'bouts."
Trinity runs out the door and around the corner where he finds his union suit hanging on the line after it's yearly wash. He quickly changes out of the dress and the make up.
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about the time Trintiy gets changed, litl rooster comes out the back door and sees Trinity a standing there in his union suit.
Trinity, yer cousin is around here somewhere a looking fer ya, what's her name?
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.>author's note litl rooter knows it's really Trinity, he didn't bother changin his sock and recognize it.<
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Startled, Trinity nervously answers "Huh, Who? Uhhh... Ah don' got no girl cousins in these parts. Mus' be a theeef. Bes' go git her afore she takes tha good chiner!!"
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Trinity runs around the corner and puts the womens clothes back on and comes hobbling around the corner, he tells litl rooster that when he see's Trintiy just tell him she went on down to the diner.
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An insidious Private Eye takes pictures of Trinity in the dress standing with litl rooster, then a picture of Trinity in his Uunion suit with litl rooster, noting that Trinity fergot to remove the lipstick. The Private Eye sells the pictures to Hillary to use against litl rooster in the campaign. :o
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Hillary sees the pictures and decides she wants a date. ;D
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Hillary goes straight to Katie Curic and she puts it on the evening news right between Reverand Al Sharpton and the dog that can walk on his front legs.
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litl' rooster stops outside the NBC studio's and pets the "dog" and gives him a milk bone ............hehehe and passes note the the studio page to give Hillary....note has Trinity's phone number on it. 900 555 1212
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Delmonico prints up yet more bumper stickers,
Dogs That Walk On Their Front Legs For litl rooster
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Hillary sees the pictures and decides she wants a date. ;D
which picture of Trinity was she looking at?
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The one of him in the dress :o ;D :o ;D ;D ;D
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The one of him in the dress :o ;D :o ;D ;D ;D
the Reverand Al Sharpton informs Hillary that he already has her number and is going call her hisself, going to ask her out for Dinner.
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Trinity's phone is ringing constantly and he is afraid to go to it since the last time when a slippery silver tongue came out and licked his ear. Trinity decides to leave and go to Still site number *.
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Trinity secretely wonders if it was Hillary or Rev Al on the phone.
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You know I set up a 900 number for Trinity and his cousin, $3.99 a minute. He and I to split evenly $1. for Trinity and Cusin and $2.99 for me. You think he be happy to talk some on the phone. :o :o :o
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Trinity starts taking calls, talking in his best girl cousin voice. he almost chokes when the first caller makes improper advances on the phone.
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<<Voice regular pitch>> "Ya wanna..." *cough* *cough* <<Voice at higher pitch>> "Ya wanna do WHAT? Ah ain' that kahnda girl!"
Trinity slams the phone down.
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The phone rings again and again, bout that time litl rooster walks in to see how things are going, Trinity picks up the phone and tells litl rooster it's fer him, something about the campaign.
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All litl rooster kin hear on tha phone iz a lotta heavy breathing! :o
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and hands the phone back
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Trinity thinks he recognizes the breathing from down to the bus depot, so he starts talking again. ;D
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The caller asks Trinity to tell him what Trinity is wearin.
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without thinking bout who he's talking to, Trinity starts telling him about his old tight long johns. :o
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:D
:D
8)
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"They's got a hole, but it don' bother me but ever now an' then."
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the stranger on the phone starts asking kinda personal questions about Trinity's extry holes in his longjohns
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"Hey! Who is theeeus? That ain' none of yer business!" *SLAM*
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litl rooster comes walking by the door and tells Trinity he just made $3.95 his share for talking ta strangers on the phone.
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Trinity grabs up the phone and yells "You steel thar? Hello? Ya wanna know more 'bout mah britches? Hello?"
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Nobody there
Trinity now starts dialling numbers, a trying to reach anybody,
litl rooster comes by the door again, No, No it don't work that way, they got ta call you.
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"Dangumit!" Trinity pouts and rests his head on his arms as he awaits another call.
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2 wrong numbers and 1 hang up later, Trinity almost goes ta sleep at his post. just before he dozes off, a call for him comes through.
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"Naw, ma. Y'ain' 'posed ta cawl me hair. This is mah work. Please hang up, Ah'll cawl ya later. Ok?"
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litl rooster installs a computer in the office with a camera so Trinity will be able to use the phone and the computer for his business.
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after the noise of the leaf blower and the dust settles, I install a second phone and computor system for Trinity's cuzin to werk from... They can now double their income
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Trinity bends a couple of coat hangers to hold the phones up to his ears so he can use his hands on the computer, with a little practice he'll figure out which phone is hooked to which ear.
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Mebbe I could ford a roll a duct tape for the cause.........................cause ??? I think it would make for a good wreck ;D
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litl rooster goes out and gets a roll of gorilla duct tape and with the phones up to Trinity's head, he makes a couple passes around with the tape, gets it over one eye the first time, removes it and pulls out all the eye lashes on one eye and half of one sideburn.
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On the cuzin's side ;D ;D ;D
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llitl rooster sees Trinity slump over his keyboard, on close inspection, he sees the problem, tape over his nose and Trinity trying to eat, cut off all the air.
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litl rooster hires a new employee and to Trinity's dismay, he is equipped with the latest hands-free technology while Trinity is still bound with duct tape.
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Ya gotta remember they probablly would't have that new technology, if they had'nt seen ya with them 2 phones taped ta your head.
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Ah been hair longer. Ah wan' the latest tech-no-logy! >:(
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well now don't tell him I tolt ya but he did buy one of them hard hats with 2 can holders on the side, with the tubes comin down ta yer mouth.
and it did have the word BOSS painted on it ;D
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Oh great! Now he's gonna be struttin' roun' hair lahk a pee-cock, jus' showin' off his new hat wif fancy writin'. Ah'll bet even them letters is 'posed ta stane fer sumpin." >:( >:( >:(
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naw, he ain't got time to wear the hat around, he's out somewhere in Californy a running from a mob, I mean running fer president
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naw, he ain't got time to wear the hat around, he's out somewhere in Californy a running from a mob, I mean running fer president
No the hat is fer you nad yer cuzin...hence 2 cans...BTW that's new ditgital gorilla TAPE..KEEP IT YERSELF CAIN'T BE BUYING IT FER EVERYONe
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Trinity get the new tape accidentally wrapped around his wrists.
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Village for Lease
Can remodel to suit
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Trinity wakes up and finds that he fell asleep at the bar. He looks around for some paying patrons, but he only finds a few bums and moochers. Then he finds litl rooster's sign...
Worry starts to set in and Trinity runs around the room kicking out the free loaders and wiping down the tables. Next, he calls in some more dancers and cheerleaders.
"Jes in case ol' litl rooster 'cides ta show up, it'll look lahk we's a-workin' hard!"
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Sod Buster comes in and orders a Sassperilla & a veggie platter.
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At the word veggie, Trinity gets sick.
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;D
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Trinity informs the Sod Buster that his kind are not wanted at litl roosterville where only meat and alcohol is consumed.
Just then a new shipment of turkey parts arrive from the Ozarks. Trinity goes into the kitchen to prepare the evening's appetizers. ... and to have a snack.
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where's that rascal what don't like veggies?
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Trinity smacks Popeye with a side of beef knocking him into the next county
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Popeye & Sod Buster head into the Sodbuster Township Cracker Barrel where they can eat thier fill of Greens, and other delicious veggies.
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You'll have to go fetch him from Silver Creek Slim County, that's how hard Trinity smacked im! ;D
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Popeye and Sod Buster are unhappily eating their greens when Pop Eye says to Sod Buster "Methinks this is boring. I want a steak, let's go to litlroosterville."
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Popeye and Sod Buster are unhappily eating their greens when Pop Eye says to Sod Buster "Methinks this is boring. I want a steak, let's go to litlroosterville."
Can I git a Spinach Salad?.....or better yet....a spinach & artichoke heart pizza. yummmmmmmmmmmm!!!!
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Can I git a Spinach Salad?.....or better yet....a spinach & artichoke heart pizza. yummmmmmmmmmmm!!!!
As long as there is a fat juicy steack on the plate with it.
SB your staring to scare me ;D
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As long as there is a fat juicy steack on the plate with it.
SB your staring to scare me ;D
With steak the proper veggies are sauteed mushrooms and grilled onions on top with a baked tater on the side. ;D
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How would you like the steak prepared?
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How would you like the steak prepared?
just medium, don't wanna mess up no steak.
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Medium is the best, was told by one of these wanna be cooks that no real "CHEF" would ever ruin a steak by doin' anything more than medium rare. My responce was, the ones who can cook one beyond that with out ruinin' it were rare and if they couldn't they should not call themselves chefs.
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Medium is the best, was told by one of these wanna be cooks that no real "CHEF" would ever ruin a steak by doin' anything more than medium rare. My responce was, the ones who can cook one beyond that with out ruinin' it were rare and if they couldn't they should not call themselves chefs.
Here, here! ;D
Slim
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Trinity fire up the grill....got T-Bones fer everyone......Mediums coming up. Like mine hot and but on the rare side.............. ::)
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I like mine medium well Delmonico Style. ;D
Slim
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Medium rare 16oz rib eye, mushrooms, onions an' git outta tha way. ;D
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Medium rare to medium works fine for me! ;D
Oh and keep tossin em on the plate till I collapse! ;D
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Oh and keep tossin em on the plate till I collapse! ;D
Mebbe you should just order the 36 oz steak. Eat all of it (including the fat) and it is free!
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36 ounce steak, nowdays would last me at least 3 meals, probably 4, Jackie and I went out to Red Lobster last night for our anniversary and had the steak and Lobster, we brought home most of the steaks, just got done polishing it off, just as good as last night.
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20 years ago I could have polished off that steak without a problem, nowadays I think it could best me.
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Mebbe you should just order the 36 oz steak. Eat all of it (including the fat) and it is free!
That's a roast..............Use to be them places around that offered them eat it and it's on the house...... Haven't seen one in some time now. Trinity get your crayolas and change the special board. ;D
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That's a roast..............Use to be them places around that offered them eat it and it's on the house...... Haven't seen one in some time now. Trinity get your crayolas and change the special board. ;D
I've noticed they still got one of the signs up on I 40 for a steakhouse in Texas, but it's a 72 ounce steak. :o
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Trinty can eat it....he just wants to see if anyone wants to challenge him.
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SB your staring to scare me ;D
Why do you think I've been away! :o :o :o :o
Trinity quickly draws up another sign to highlight the new promotions:
Steaktacular Days at litlroosterville. 100 oz. STEAK! Eat it all and get it free. $95.99 otherwise.
This week only! Potted Meat Sculpting. Champeenship this weekend!!
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Why do you think I've been away! :o :o :o :o
???
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... fer Satidy. ;D You was a-skeerin' me!
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... fer Satidy. ;D You was a-skeerin' me!
I just read sumthin that skeer'd me about Sunday too................... ;D ;D ;D may add s'penders to my holiday shopping list for someone
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I just read sumthin that skeer'd me about Sunday too................... ;D ;D ;D may add s'penders to my holiday shopping list for someone
I read that too an' it skeered me....... :o
I maybe scarred for life.
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I missed it... what happened? Huh, huh, huh?
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I missed it... what happened? Huh, huh, huh?
Hot off the presses......
"We had a new entrant to the class of "Droopy Drawers". Seems Sod Buster's gun belt took a dive for his knees, making the duck walk a necessity to get to his shooting station."
I was runnin' from the rifle to the pistol area and my gunbelt dropped! :o :o :o
I had to stand there and pull it back up before I could shoot the pistols. Everyone was laughing at me....not with me. ;D
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Glad to infer that the pants stayed where they were 'posed to. If they didn't ... well, there's no need to paint that picture. ;D ;D
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Glad to infer that the pants stayed where they were 'posed to. If they didn't ... well, there's no need to paint that picture. ;D ;D
Yup. The trousers didn't drop....just the gunbelt.
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Yup. The trousers didn't drop....just the gunbelt.
a big thanks to whoever invented suspenders ;D
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a big thanks to whoever invented suspenders ;D
Yup.
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I used to wear suspenders when I thought they looked good. Didn't need them, I just liked them. Now..... Now, I need them. Belts just weren't made for folks with no contour. ::)
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Ozark and Trinity decide to open up a Bubbles and Babes car wash in litl roosterville, they start interviewing girls right away.
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The first three girls slap Trinity.
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The first three girls slap Trinity.
you know what they say, ya gotta break a few eggs to make an omlet ;D contiue the search
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*Slap*
*Slap* *Slap*
*Slap* *Slap* *Slap*
*Slap* *Slap* *Slap* *Slap*
*Slap* *Slap* *Slap* *Slap* *Slap* *Slap* *Slap* *Slap* *Slap* *Slap* *Slap* *Slap*
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where bouts are you getting these potential employees ??? ??? we gonna havta find a different bunch :o
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Trinity's face is swollen, so his utterances cannot be understood, but it looks as if he is trying to smile.
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they decide to advertise in the nickle saver paper to see if they can get some applicants who want to do this type of work. ;D
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Five women show up. The number of teeth between them total up to ten.
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dern nickle saver papers, I's afraid of that, we'll havta advertise somewhere else. maybe one of them big city papers.
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Like Blue Eye, Arkansas? ;D
Slim
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lordy Slim, that thar paper covers 2 states, Arkansas and Missouri, I mean it covers Carroll county and Stone and Greene county in Mo. it might be a little too big. :o
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Sides them big city gals iz liable ta shoot Trinity instead a slappin im! :o
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lordy Slim, that thar paper covers 2 states, Arkansas and Missouri, I mean it covers Carroll county and Stone and Greene county in Mo. it might be a little too big. :o
"Yep, That paper does a good coverage. Ah done seed one coverin' a hobo in Nofe Car'liner, onct."
Sides them big city gals iz liable ta shoot Trinity instead a slappin im! :o
:o :o
Trinity paints a new sign:
All topless carwashers is ta reemain unarmed!!!!
He remembers that the ad is in the nickel saver paper and makes a correction.
All topless carwashers is ta reemain unarmed!!!! not ta carry guns!!!!!
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The number of teeth between them total up to ten.
a full set ::)
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"Yeah, Ah reckon ya could say that. Maw never had maw then teeyun at one tahm, but that was when Granny was a sleepin' an' Maw took her uppers so's she could chew her 'backy."
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Ok more on the nude car wash.
http://www.wmconnect.com/whatsnew/default.jsp?story=20070518-1252
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Locked out, Del.............. 8) ::)
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What is this, a special club? I can't get in either. :(
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http://www.wmconnect.com/whatsnew/default.jsp?story=20070518-1252
Just a story abour it on my home page, it works for me. ??? ???
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http://www.wmconnect.com/whatsnew/default.jsp?story=20070518-1252
Just a story abour it on my home page, it works for me. ??? ???
Yep, private club. Gotta be a member of walmart or somethin' like that.
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Well durn, it don't work at work either, I'd copy it and post it but it has a link to pictures also. ;D
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membership....does it come with a discount card
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membership....does it come with a discount card
Don't ask me? Some one of my wifes friends told her that was the way to go, heck women's friends always know best right? ;D
All it really is, is a Netscape Connection at a discount. ::)
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On hearing the word "discount", OT and Trinity contact Netscape for some toppless car washers. This time five girls show up with a total of two teeth, seven eyeballs and one nose that isn't crooked.
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:o :o :o :o :o ::) 8) ;D
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I've herd it said of lil roster he don't mind hard work he could set and watch it all day.
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I've herd it said of lil roster he don't mind hard work he could set and watch it all day.
keep it down I'm napping :D
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WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!
YOU'VE BEEN OUT FOR OVER A DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gee! I thought I was lazy!
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;D ;D ;D
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??? ??? ??? What do you call it when three ladies show up with ten teeth five eyeballs and only one streight nose amoung them an Arkansas beauty contest ARKANAS FER LIL ROSTER
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;D but harry, them was such an improvement over last years winner
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEkkkkkk!
some one left the cage unlocked
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well I think she was hanging around looking fer Trinity :o
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she had one of them child carriers with her.
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well I think she was hanging around looking fer Trinity :o
:o :o :o :o :oNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o :o :o :o :o
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Slim faints. :o
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litl' rooster throws bucket of water on Slim :o
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::) lil Roster ya should always remember to unplug ole Slim from anythin e lect ric before ya hit em with water (were they get that picture goin to keep me up all night ugh)
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The shock jolts Slim awake, but litl rooster forgets to hold on to the bucket. It conks Slim on the noggin and puts him out again.
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ooooooops, LR walks away pretending he knows nothing of the incident.
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Trinity walks up, see's Slim and asks litl rooster, "Wha' happent ta Sleeeum? Whah is his he awl wet an' smokin'? An' how did he git that shiner on heeeus lef' ah?"
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Delmonico, walks up looks at Slim and says, "don't know what happed either but I'm sure it's all his fault." ::)
As he leaves he says, "well Slim it's another fine mess you've gotten yerself into." ;D
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it cetinly is Ollie! ;D
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"Boy! Sleeeum's steel out. How much water was lef' in that buckit when ya dropped it on 'im, litl rooster? ...An', who is that skinny feller in tha funny lookin' hat?"
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::) Hes a wern spats must be a city dude saw em with a big feller earler
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The big feller shows up and says, "This is another fine mess Slim has gotten us into Stanley!"
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::) ::) The bigun looks sorta like my x wife except hur mushstash were biger. She drove me to drink see everone has at least one good ting about em.
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designated driver and you drove her off ?!?! ;D
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::) ::) The bigun looks sorta like my x wife except hur mushstash were biger. She drove me to drink see everone has at least one good ting about em.
I once dated a girl with a Coke bottle figure. Too bad it was a 2 liter. :o :(
I second litl rooster's question. ;D ;D
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:-\ :-\ :-\ Well I've been called many things SMART jest wasn't one of them. Besides that hur aim was gettin better the last six rounds didn't miss by much.
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:-\ :-\ :-\ Well I've been called many things SMART jest wasn't one of them.
Well that was a waste of electrons, everyone here already knew that. ::)
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Trinity is busy inside the litl roosterville HOOTERS interviewing a prospective new dancer.
Suddenly, he hears a noise outside and goes to the window to see litl rooster ride up on Pea Eye. litl rooster is busy cussing a sheep which, somehow, had crossed the fence separating litl roosterville and the Dynamite Chicken Ranch. He dismounts and promptly kicks it back over the fence and spits at it. Then, he stomps into his house and slams the door.
"Mister Trinity, how was thayut? Did Ah git tha jawb?"
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"Huh? Uh... Ah reckon. Now, 'member that you's daincin' fer tips only... an' ya gotta share wif tha house. Oh, one maw thang. Ya might orta learn another daince move, if'n ya kin. That'un hurts mah naick lookin' at it. :o"
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Sod Buster walks by and sees the dancer. He quickly runs home and returns with a bushel of zucchini for Trinity to deep fry and serve as app-i-tizers
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When Sod Buster arrives back at the HOOTERS, he is greeted by a sign in the window.
THIS IS A MEATATARIAN ESTABISHMENT.
NO VEGETABLES ALLOWED!!!
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Hearin' the Z word, Delmonico runs like heck and exits the tread before Sodbuster can give him some also. :o :o :o
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A dejected Sod Buster sulks in the alleyway outside the litl roosterville HOOTERS when he sees an elderly suffragette. He quickly runs to her and offers a Zucchini to her. Shocked, she begins to repeatedly smack him hard over the head with her cane and yells for the police.
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Sod Buster takes a zucchini and hollers out one end and puts in some black powder, attaches a fuse lights it and rolls it over by Trinity, when it explodes, it throws zucchini all over Trinity
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Trinity starts to frantically scream and run around in circles. "Git it off! Git if OFFFFF!"
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as Trinity goes running by the fire station, the fireman hose him off,
when Trinity gets back to the Hooters, Sod Buster has a plate full of pancakes to offer him for doing such a thing to him.
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Hearin' the Z word, Delmonico runs like heck and exits the tread before Sodbuster can give him some also. :o :o :o
hehehehe!! <evil grin>
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Trinity looks carefully and sees seeds in the pancakes and is suspious. This time of year you never know where someone will hid zucchini in some sort of food. ;D
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but the smell of the pancakes are too much to resist and it is kinda dark over by his table.
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but the smell of the pancakes are too much to resist and it is kinda dark over by his table.
Zucchini pancakes:
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Used to eat stuff, mostly brownies, with green stuff in them, not no more. ::)
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Trinity shrieks as he nears the table. He tries to back away, but he couldn't move fast enough...
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As morning arrives, litl rooster steps outside his home and stretches. His eyes grow wide in anger when he sees that the sheep has made it's way back over to litl roosterville.
Turning red with anger, he takes a running start at the sheep across the yard and punts him hard back over the fence. The ball of fluff never touches the ground before he is lost from sight. litl rooster then spits in the direction in which the sheep flew and, with a smile, returns to his home.
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As morning arrives, litl rooster steps outside his home and stretches. His eyes grow wide in anger when he sees that the sheep has made it's way back over to litl roosterville.
Turning red with anger, he takes a running start at the sheep across the yard and punts him hard back over the fence. The ball of fluff never touches the ground before he is lost from sight. litl rooster then spits in the direction in which the sheep flew and, with a smile, returns to his home.
That has no phone or internet connection. ::)
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His boot had a connection with a wooly hide and that's good enough for him, for now. ;D
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The Zuchinni hatin' Eller-funk comes over from the Nebrassky thread and stomps on the Zuchinni pancakes and now has Zuchinni and sheep fur 'tween it's toes. ::)
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litl rooster walks outside to wait for the utilities man. After ten hours of sitting and waiting and drinking coffee, he stands up, looks around and cusses. Angry, he crosses the fence into the land of the Dynamite Chicken Ranch and finds a sheep which he promptly kicks over the fence into his yard. He walks back, spits on the sheep and punts it back into the other field. With a smile on his face, litl rooster goes inside.
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When he comes out later with another cup o coffee, he finds out that there are more sheep to punt. ;D
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litl rooster calls behind himself into the house, "Darlin', I'm going to be out here a little while."
A large smile forms as he then begins to swing his leg back and forth to loosen up.
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after booting out bout 20 sheep, litl rooster has to refresh his Copenhagen and comes to conclusion that if that utility man don't get ;D here soon, he's gonna havta have Del send Steel Toed cowboy boots. >:(
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;D
Lll roster starts to count the Sheep, N falls asleeep.ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz.........
He falls face down into the sheep manure. :o
:P
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Which roll away when he hits the ground. ::)
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??? ??? ???Say Rooster what is it with you and sheep anyway, and before ya start yeh I now sheep always lie. ::) ::) ::)
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litl rooster is a cowboy... cowboys and sheepherders, and thereby sheep, don't get along.
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litl rooster is a cowboy... cowboys and sheepherders, and thereby sheep, don't get along.
This hary fella don't seem very bright, ya 'spose he's also a closet sheepman also? ::)
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Hmmm. Could be. ??? ;D
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Trinity looks out the window of the litlroosterville HOOTERS and sees a shocking sight. :o :o :o
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/niemoller/lambs1.jpg)(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/niemoller/lambs1.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/niemoller/sheep_beanies_w.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/niemoller/lambs2.jpg)(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/niemoller/lambs2.jpg)
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;D
8)
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A refuge from Trinityland shows up lookin' for the new manager of litl roosterville. ;D
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/Tag.jpg)
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A few minutes later, they have multiplied :o :o :o
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/niemoller/lambs1.jpg)(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/niemoller/lambs1.jpg)(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/niemoller/lambs1.jpg)(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/niemoller/lambs1.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/niemoller/sheep_beanies_w.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/niemoller/sheep_beanies_w.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/niemoller/lambs2.jpg)(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/niemoller/lambs2.jpg)(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/niemoller/lambs2.jpg)(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/niemoller/lambs2.jpg)
Trinity looks closer and sees the newcomer and decides to leave. Before departing, he packs snack for the road: a keg of beer and thirty turkey wings.
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;D :D ;D
8)
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unbeknownest to Trinity, the Sheep (spit) in the stockings likes beer, so she follows off after him. :o
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:-\ :-\ After seein all of this I think I might need some SERIOUS help from the fellows with the white coat with the long sleaves that buttons up the back???? ::)
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:-\ :-\ After seein all of this I think I might need some SERIOUS help from the fellows with the white coat with the long sleaves that buttons up the back???? ::)
Then ya should go ta http://www.cascity.com/forumhall/index.php/topic,11989
Slim
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Trinity sees some movement around litl roosters place and pulls out his binoculars to see litl rooster fastening a line of barbed wire coming from inside his house to the fence outside. It appears he is trying to circumvent the waiting for the installation people to show up.
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A few days later, Trinity sees litl rooster out fastening five more strands to the fence. Apparently, the single strand wasn't enough and he decided to try broadstrand connection...
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Delmonico comes and sees litl rooster puttin' up the fence and gets a cease order from a judge. Delmonico Enterprizes owns the rights to not only the famous coal oil computors, but also to the bob wire broad band connections. ;D
For more information check out:
www.coaloilcomputors.com
www.bobwirebroadband.con
We have folks standin' around just waitin' to help you with these items. ::)
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Suddenly, five rather large cowboys come up and make Del an offer he can't refuse. The cease order is rescinded and destroyed.
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Go to:
www.cowboypewters.com
a licensed dealer of Coal Oil ComputorsTM and Bob Wire BroadbandTM
Their motto is , If we can't fix you up now we'll fix you at brandin' time. ;D
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Apparently, Bruno, Vinnie, Tony, Jimmy one-eye and Bob didn't make enough of an impression. They go back to Delmonico to empasize and to point out that litl rooster has a broadstrand connection, not a "Bob War Broadband" connection.
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A whole posse of Patent Lawyers show up with a copy of Pantent #35866732, Vinnie, Tony and Jimmy decide that they have better things to do, Bruno and Bob stay for the fun. ::)
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/Hanging.jpg)
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and I thought Barf Brooks was hard on priates!
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Whoa! Cleaning house?...............................Buck 8) ::) :o
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;D
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and I thought Barf Brooks was hard on priates!
Yeah well if he'd a been callin' home instead of Baton Rouge he'd have a lot more money. ::) ;D
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Delmonico sneaks around litl roosterville with a big stack of paper, some tacks and a tack hammer. All over town he tacks up signs that say Coming Soon, wait for it!
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after taking off a few days work, Trinity gets real hungory, so he moseys on down to Hooters for hot dogs and beer.
hoping he don't miss what ever it is.
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A new sign, is now covering the "Welcome to litl roosterville" sign on the one lane dirt road that leads to litl roosterville.
Coming Soon, wait for it
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Trinity hears about the new sign out on the edge of town, so he walks out there to see if he can figure out what's coming ???
inquiring minds want to know ;D
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For inquiring minds, click here. ::)
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/
To find out whats coming to litl roosterville, watch this thread. ;D
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Trinity walks on down to the bus station and pays for a ticket to Nationa Enquirer headquarters,
he figures he'll go right to the source of all information
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Trinity goes to the edge of town, rips down the sign and returns to the littleroosterville HOOTERS, mumbling all the way.
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The Hooters girls are all singin' "Coming Soon, wait for it" when Trinity gets back to the Hooters. An airplane flies over and writes in smoke.
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/FUN/untitlesw.jpg)
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and then has to make an emerengency landing because he's soooooo dizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy ;D
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Trinity is now dizzy from watching the plane spin around in the sky!
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"T'ain' no wonder that feller had ta lain so quickly. His aero-plane was a-smokin' awl that tahm. Prolly fergot ta affix tha cap on tha earl an' when he wen' ta loopin' it about an' he done spilt earl awl over tha engine."
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A rusty black 1963 Ford Station Wagon with fake wood grain paneling slowly drives into town, on it top is roped a giant outdoor speaker of the type they always had on the MASH TV show. When the black car with blacked out windows reaches the town limits it starts broadcastin' through the giant speaker:
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between working hard on the cam-paine trail and trying to get the details from Delmonico on the new big plans Coming Soon he lays his head on the desk and falls off to sleep
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Wakey, wakey, wakey!!!!
heave out, trice up
Reveille
PR
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A rifle chambers in the distance. Click-clack!
;D
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COMING TOMORROW, THEN YOU WILL NO LONGER HAVE TO WAIT FOR IT
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But, tomorrow never comes. :(
Slim
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But, tomorrow never comes. :(
Slim
Tomorrow is now today, and it's here, no waitin', it now comes in an extra strength version. ;D Presenting, Big Blue. ;D
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/FUN/PICT2783.jpg)
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It's for Big Men!
could you heat the soup up for us, please?
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When did they start putting prizes like that in can's of soup? ???
I gotta get out more often! ;D
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When did they start putting prizes like that in can's of soup? ???
I gotta get out more often! ;D
Yes you should
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Holy Cow! :o
You wouldn't be able to walk after taking one of those ;D
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You Waited For It, You Got It
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I forgot to wait... What happened?
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Go back to page 144 and look by the noodle soup can.
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Holy Cow! :o
You wouldn't be able to walk after taking one of those ;D
I don't think they make that to help your walking ;D
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;D ;D ;D :o 8) ;)
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I don't think they make that to help your walking ;D
Unless you learned to walk on three legs. :)
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Unless you learned to walk on three legs. :)
LOL! That's funny, I doan care who ya are! ;)
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Tricycle landing gear ;D ::) 8) ;)
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Tricycle landing gear ;D ::) 8) ;)
:o :o :o I'm staying off anything with spokes going round ;D
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Look Martha, must be one a them alien things from War of the Worlds, It got's three laigs!
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at the entraance of Litl' Roosterville HOOTER's the chaulk board reads
Soup d'Jour
Homestyle Chicken Noodle
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"Is that tha kahnd wif litl teeny peices of chicken or big chunks?"
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:o :o if'n they make it there at Hooters it's bound ta be them big chunks, otherwise they'd cut their finger off trying to get it cut in them little bitty pieces ;D
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"Is that tha kahnd wif litl teeny peices of chicken or big chunks?"
Big chunks, includes the feet and feathers. ;D
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"MMmmmmmm, boy! Maw flavor!"
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Beaks & toenails too!
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"Ah draw mah lahn at toe nails!. :P"
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Trinity decides to begin pouring the beer now in preparation of the influx of visitors from the new place with the doomed-to-fail advertising campaign.
He also draws up a new sign:
All-Drinking, All-Smoking, All-Card Playing, Packed with Hootergirls Saloon
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*seeing the sign Litl Rooster heads back to the office*
Returning a short time later with Trinity's pay including a raise......................good thinking there ;D
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Delmonico see's Trinity has two shiny pennies with this months quarter. ;D
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litl rooster takes the two pennies back when he finds that Trinity drank the first eight beers that he had prepared. :-\
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I learned from the best
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"Oooh! That ree-mahnds me. Ah gotta go check on Miss Joanie..."
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Did you get the .............she speaks Phrench!
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"Ah do believe that Ah hert that she spakes frainch."
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I herd that she was ah <spit> sheep <spit> lover, iz that why she likes ewe Trin-I-Tee?
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Tensleeps you one that posted that on Google? ;D
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Tensleeps you one that posted that on Google? ;D
Knot me.................. :D
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at the entraance of Litl' Roosterville HOOTER's the chaulk board reads
Soup d'Jour
Homestyle Chicken Noodle
WAIT A Minnut
I had soup d'jour once an it t'weren't chicken noodle it was Beef Barley...I think Lil Rooster may be guilty of false advertizin...;)
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Well you durn fool, Major, don't ya know a lot of Pfrench Chefs are named d'Jour? They all gots a soup recipe, so hence "Soup d'Jour." ;D
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figgers tha french would do sumthin like thet
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I herd that she was ah <spit> sheep <spit> lover, iz that why she likes ewe Trin-I-Tee?
"Naw, Ah only got room fer one woman, an' that's Sherlene. Miss Joanie an' me ain' got nothin' goin' on. Wail, nothin' that don' cost money, leastways..."
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Major all them chefs is named d'Jour because, Soup d'Peirre don't sound right
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Free
Today only
Coffee and Sweet Tea
>pssst < Trinity raise the price of the wings today will ya.
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Authors Note:<The big Viagra tablet is one of those squeezzey stress reliver things, a promo Pfizer did a few years ago. Almost forgot.> ;D
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Delmonico goes to the dirt road leadin' into litl roosterville and puts up another sign.
BIG SALE COMING SOON
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Trinity listens to his boss and makes a new sign.
Enjoy a FREE coffee or tea with the purchase of 500 Wings at the value price of $1.00ea.
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mumbles to hisownself has he walks away............."that'll keep the muddleheads confused"
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More signs appear.
BIG SALE COMING SOON
Not at Hooters
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Trinity wonders why signs for sales not at the little roosterville HOOTERS are being pasted there. He quickly tears them down and puts up another sign.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/niemoller/473996480_a20c9fa5a6.jpg)
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With Trinity in prison camp in the littl rooster cam-pain thread, signs appear all over litl roosterville.
BIG SALE COMING SOON
Not at Hooters
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Nobody sees the sign because they can't find litl toosterville! :o :o :o :o
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;D ;D ;D ;D
Slim
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I think that's the kiddie park down the street a bit. ;D
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While Trinity and the others think I suffer from CRS I sneak back in to my Kingdom and plan the next big event.
'Black Widow' to Try Hand at Burritos
By Associated Press
Mon Sep 10, 4:44 PM
Litl' Roosterville- The 100-pound woman who holds the world lobster-eating title will be trying her hand at burritos in a contest far from the land of TexMex.
The diminutive Sonya Thomas of Alexandria, Va., is coming to Maine for the Costa Vida World Burrito Eating Championship on Sept. 22 at the Mexican restaurant.
Thomas, who's known as "The Black Widow," humbled her larger male counterparts by consuming 11.3 pounds of lobster meat in 12 minutes in 2005 in Kennebunk.
Other burrito competitors include Tim "Eater X" Janus, who recently shattered the tamale record by downing 71 of them in 12 minutes, along with Chip "Dr. ChipBurger" Simpson of Birmingham, Ala., Tim "Gravy" Brown of Chicago and Jason "Crazy Legs" Conti of New York.
They'll be chowing down on Costa Vida's 18-ounce "Big Kahuna" burrito.
The burrito record holder, Eric "Badlands" Booker, won't be defending his title. Once weighing in at 420 pounds, he's retired from competitive eating, said Ryan Nerz, spokesman for New York-based Major League Eating, which is overseeing the event.
Booker once polished off 15 BurritoVille burritos in eight minutes, but those burritos were only six ounces apiece. Because Costa Vida's burritos are so big, the eaters will be given 12 minutes to gorge themselves while vying for $3,000 in prize money, Nerz said.
I don't even think Trinity could win this ;D
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"Ah wan'ned ta par-ticipate, but they wouln' let me. The lil feller in tha sign-up box slammed his winder shut when he seen me a-comin'" :( :( :(
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Delmonico comes inta litlroosterville and loads up all the chicken wings and leaves in his pick-up. ::)
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Irish pulls in right after after Del with a bus that looks like the Parteidge Family Bus. He loads up all the Hooters Girls.
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Trinity brings the girls back and has a brief talk with them about the things they might have learned during they brief stay at
Miss Montana Darling's Southern School of CharmTM.
"Don' 'member nothin' you done huhd or seen! An' let them top buttons loose agin'."
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Trinity finds out that some dastardly villian has sewn the top buttons permanently closed!
Not only that but the girls are all offering to serve only Tofu flavored beef!
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Angry, Trinity decides to bring out the Swimwear that the girls were supposed to wear next summer.
(http://www.designer-fashion-trends.com/img/swimwear/main2.jpg)
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Trinity stops in for a few beers and quickly leaves. When litl rooster looks out the window he sees his old neighbors.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/niemoller/SheepFarm.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/niemoller/SheepFarm.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/niemoller/SheepFarm.jpg)
Angry, he rushes out to find a note tied around the biggest one's head:
Don' blame me none, 10zzzz tolt me ta do it.
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;D
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BOOMSPIT SPIT
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<<Only one? ;D>>
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<<Only one? ;D>>
ONE 6 POUNDER ;D
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;D ;D
"Welp, thar goes mah dinner fer a month." :(
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A sign goes up:
THIS MONTH'S SPECIAL
LEG OF LAMB
RACK OF LAMB
LAMB CHOPS
MUTTON STEW
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SPIT..........cheap
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Trinity runs and pushes his way to the front of the line with a napkin tied around his neck.(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/niemoller/emoticons/eat.gif)(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/niemoller/emoticons/eat.gif)(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/niemoller/emoticons/eat.gif)
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"Whar'd all dem sheep come from? Litl Rooster must be raisin' 'em agin." ;D
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Slim, dontcha know that most politico's like litl rooster always got a flock a <spit><spit>sheep <spit><spit>folloerin them around. ;D
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"I didn't know that." ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Delmonico comes into town and tells everyone to get it cleaned up fast and get everything secure, we're havin' a convention the week after next. ;D
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All that's left of the waitresses are the not-so-attractive and misshapen ones. Trinity looks at them and cringes.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/niemoller/seekcodes_227_5922.jpg)
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Delmonico looks at Trinity and says, "durn it yer in charge here, you have till the 10th of Sept to get this straightened out. I'll get you some help.
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Delmonico looks at Trinity and says, "durn it yer in charge here, you have till the 10th of Sept to get this straightened out. I'll get you some help.
OK, I put TL in charge of security. ;D
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A sign goes up:
THIS MONTH'S SPECIAL
LEG OF LAMB
RACK OF LAMB
LAMB CHOPS
MUTTON STEW
I figgured Sherry Lewis would be here an I could get an autograph. Them homely gals looked at me like I was crazy er somethin.
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Trinity finds pictures of two new applicants and screams.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/niemoller/pastorsdaughter2.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/niemoller/HPIM02062.jpg)
"Ah gotta brang this place back up to her foe-muh gloe-ree afore Ah lose mah job." Trinity quickly sends a telegram to the Ozark Tracker.
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Leo screams even louder.
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great googly moogly! this gets skerry evertime some one post here................
Trinity can I have a word with you in my office?
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The Times they are a changin'.
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great googly moogly! this gets skerry evertime some one post here................
Trinity can I have a word with you in my office?
With head hung low:
"Yes sir, sorry sir. It won' happen agin. :-[ :-[ Ah gots a cart-load of womens comin' tomorry fer a inter-vewww."
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>click< Tom, pour Trinity a cold one on me please
Remember now Trinity lovely ladies induce men to eat more wings and drink more sweet tea....The ladies you been hiring lately...well they got nice personalities and all but, they make men wanna drink "Everclear" and get mean
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And chew off their arms the next mornin'.
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lol
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I gotta a couple of suggestions for wimmmen. Flo, the gal on the Nationwide commerical, and the gal on the Planters' Cashew commericals.
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Irish gets Trinity a drink, then whispers to litl rooster, "I wondered why we had a bin full of arms out back!"
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Everclear and ugly women just don't mix well. We brewed up some "Trash Can Punch" one time in a 55 gal plastic trash can. We used a wooden house broom handle to stir it with. Some body left the broom handle in there all night. The next mornin' we found all the paint had been stripped off the broom. What a Party! What A Night!
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May I suggest some beer goggles.
They is magic :D Ya lay down at 2 with a ten then wake up at 10 with a two.
Just a thought.
Leo
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That Everclear Puch does something to your eyesight.
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well you've heard the song,
The girls all get prettier at closing time. ;D ;D
Funny how that works. :o
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Penn and Teller got nuthin on that trick ;D
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I was wakin' up with ugly women, when Penn and Teller were crappin' in their diapers.
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<<What's wrong with Everclear? That's what I started drinking on, back in high school. Man, I tore myself up a few times, but never barfed. MD 20/20 orange was the first stuff that made me barf. :P
That trashcan punch, I think, is a staple for young folks. In my school days here in NC, they called "Party Juice" or just "PJ". In my brother's school days in Texas they called it "Purple Jesus". ;D ;D My favorite part (and still is with the party beverage with more couth: Sangria) is the fruit. I love to just eat on that stuff. At first, I never knew that the alcohol concentrated itself in the fruit. The first several parties, I just wondered how I got drunk so quickly.>>
"Ok, litl rooster, Here's a couple gals who come fer a inter-vewwwww. Ya wan' me ta hahr 'em?"
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That's a nice lookin' kilt. I wonder what Clan she belongs to. The other one looks like a cheerleader for the Carolina Panthers.
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A peanut to the Lawdawg. (Anybody got a knife, it's stuck to the bar.)
I gotta a couple of suggestions for wimmmen. Flo, the gal on the Nationwide commerical, and the gal on the Planters' Cashew commericals.
Fergot to mention. Glad I'm not alone. I'm in love with flo myself. She definitely needs to be hired. Now, that Planter's gal, that's what got me in trouble with the boss in tha first place. :o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHXZvalwFRE
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AH! To be that little cashew!
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Yes, that would be nice. ;D
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okay paper towels please...had Pepsi squirt out my nose damn you
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Uh Tex n rooster, we need a steerin committee to review Trinity's picks. I found a case a Everclear in hiz interview room an there was posters of them two wimmin Trinity submitted on tha wall n that's whut tha camera wuz pointed at. Tha security camera got pictures of tha two he interviewed.
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The one in the green tank top is definitely prime time commerical material. Other one, maybe Plus Size commercial.
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Used ta a Letterman Brothers record with that song on it.
I guess ya should stick with the Everclear, the beer goggles aint workin ::)
Leo
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Y’all do unnerstand them’s pics ah sumbody’s daughter(s)?
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Only the names have changed to protect the innocent. There is nuthin' wrong with yer TV set, Do Not try to adjust it. You're in the "Twilight Zone"! There's a sign up ahead, Ugly Women Ahead! Enter at Your Own Risk! Not Responsible for Accidents!
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Y’all do unnerstand them’s pics ah sumbody’s daughter(s)?
Dang it Arcey. Why'd ya have ta go an be a pill. Boys was just havin fun.
Now I feel bad. Even worse Tex's directions led me ta the Outer Limits an not the Terlit Zone. Guess it's just one a them days.
Leo
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I got pretty daughters. Ya got pretty daughters. Sumbody else don’t need ta be reminded. We describe ‘em nobody knows. Images removes all doubt……
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What Arcey Said!
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bad seed stock I suppose
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Will Expire if not used within 30 days.
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That's a nice lookin' kilt. I wonder what Clan she belongs to. .
Them Scott girls are cutier than a new born speckled calf
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LR, She looks like she is ready for a Highland FLING!
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Used ta a Letterman Brothers record with that song on it.
I guess ya should stick with the Everclear, the beer goggles aint workin ::)
Leo
this one? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-vcIVsu7b4
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LR, I can identify with that. Luckily, it has been long enough that the statutes of limitations have run out since my college days.
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That's a good one, LR!
I had a bad experience once in college and swore off the clear & grain alchohol. It was "Trick or Drink" night at the dorm. You knocked on the door and said "Trick or Drink".....they gave you a drink. The last door had a garbage can full of something grape-tasking. I blacked out after that. The next thing I knew I wsas driving home on the wrong side of the road.
Never again....
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We called that purple stuff "Purple Passion". We mixed by a batch in one of those 55 gal rubber trash can. One of the guys used a wooden broom handle to stir it up with. He left the broom handle in the trash can all night. The next mornin' that stuff had taken the paint off the broom handle. I woke up the next morning sleeping in a lawn chair in the front yard.
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OH! the good ole' days ;D
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LR, I think that nights that that is why I feel so old now.
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TLD, tha funny thing is now you can remember tha start n end to those nights, it's the details in between that will be forever fuzzy! ;D
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Ain't it tha truth. "A Mans' gotta know his limitations"!
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Swore off the hard stuff years ago.
My problem was I never fergot nuthin, just felt real bad about it later. Good thing I had a lot of Pards that never let me go too far. Must be all the sugar in the stuff, I'ds get a little over-energentic ::) Pass me a beer these days an I'm just fine.
Leo
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Beers are like Lay's potato chips, You just can't stop at just one.
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Don't I know it.
Leo
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Leo, you do a lot of wild crap when you're young. I was in college during the early part of Nam. After I joined the Army, I knew I'd be goin' and might not be back. I lived life to the fullest till I was 26 then I got married. I had almost 3 yrs as a cop under my belt by then. My wife and I have been married almost 35 years.
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Leo, you do a lot of wild crap when you're young. I was in college during the early part of Nam. After I joined the Army, I knew I'd be goin' and might not be back. I lived life to the fullest till I was 26 then I got married. I had almost 3 yrs as a cop under my belt by then. My wife and I have been married almost 35 years.
26 must be the magic number. Somethin bad happened to me back then and I handled it like a good trooper for about 6 months. Then one day I snapped like a twig and ran amuck for a bit. Got it out of my system after awhile. Didn't meet Lil til I was 30 and that really settled me down. When I tell the stories of things I did before, they are funny now, but I don't miss those days a single bit.
Leo
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Now boys that can happen at a lot ages :o found myself suddenly single first time at 36, I thought I might have overdone it lots of nights and days, wore out a pair of Tony Lamas just dnacing. but I lived and got married again, wife 2 died when I was 44, now that time I found I could run a little wider swath, no kids at home.
Met Jackie in a few months and we hit it off pretty quick. wish I had met her years and years before. course me and Jackie used to go dancing 2 to 3 times a week for several years, moved over here and been busy with turkeys ever since. ;D
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Know what ya mean about wishin ya met her years before OT. That is 100% understood in this camp ;)
Leo
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Wimmen and drink'n it's why all them country songs is wrote.
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A lot of Ol' cops like me have several ex-wives. This business is hard on relationships. I am lucky to have found my wife and be married for almost 35 years. We are best friends and we are able to have sepaprate careers. We spend as much time as we can on the weekends. The weekdays are hectic. We make time for each other on the weekends and we take Victoria for walks on the weekends.
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Lotta that’s an immature young man makin’ a bad decision. Seen a ton of ‘em.
Have the same one for 37 years come January. Known ‘er since we was kids. Been in the same playpen tagether. We’re business partners these days.
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Arcey, You and I are exceptions to the rule of cops with ex-wives.
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Heck you two are becoming part of a growing minority, regardless of profession. I think the average for marriage nowadays is 7 - 10 years. I'm getting ready to celebrate 36 years, in November, of the same woman putting up with me.
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We live in a disposable society nowdays.
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Me an' Miz Annie got 70 years o' marriage 'tween us...
18 apiece wif each other... ;)
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"for better, or for worse" ought to be changed to "as long as I feel like it" to keep up with the times.
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"for better, or for worse" ought to be changed to "as long as I feel like it" to keep up with the times.
WELL NOW!!! :o
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Me an' Miz Annie got 70 years o' marriage 'tween us...
18 apiece wif each other... ;)
You sound like me I say I got 20 years ....split betwenz 3 wifes ...With Montana now going on....... I run out of fingers
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LR, They always say that the third time is a charm.
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The third time ya deserve what ya get. Rooster got lucky. Ain’t so sure Montana did……
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Arcey, Reckon Miss Montana thinks of LR as a work in progress?
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Ain’t askin’, Tex.
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Arcey, Reckon Miss Montana thinks of LR as a work in progress?
that's not the 'sac werds she uses...but it close ;D
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First wife caught me when I was 17. We were married and had a kid by the time I was 20. I thought I was doin what a guy was supposed to do. Trouble was she didn't like anything I liked and vice-a-versa. Lasted 10 years, but it was a struggle.
What Arcey said about immature young folks makin decisions is sooooo true. Lil made simmilar mistakes in her youth.
Leo
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People always ask me how I ended with such a pretty wife, I just tell em that she felt sorry for me. She has endured more from me than she should have. I was definitely a work in progress when we got married. I think she has whipped me into shape pretty well.
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Well dern fellers. With all this talk about wives and happy marriages, I guess we should put up lace around the winders and put statues of cupid all over the place. ::)
Marriage... phooey! ;D
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Trinity, Don't knock it till you try it.
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Arcey, You and I are exceptions to the rule of cops with ex-wives.
Here's the point of few from the ones who weren't as fortunate as you and Arcey
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyiP805ueUA&feature=related
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No Lace (On the tables or winders) is permit in Little Roosterville...Trinity didn't you read the by-laws in the town charter? ;D
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No Lace (On the tables or winders) is permit in Little Roosterville...Trinity didn't you read the by-laws in the town charter? ;D
It wuz writ on terlit paper in charcoal n tha werds wuz too long fer him ta figger out lr. By tha time he got through tha first paragraph of wherefores, herenows, n fiduciary responsibilities he had ta use it fer other business. :o
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It sounds like you need the services of a Lawyering Person to splain the fine print to Trinity.
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Trinity, Don't knock it till you try it.
After my divorce and quittin a perty serious fling with another gal, I held a "confirmed batchelor" party. I swore I would never jump in again. Now I couldn't be happier.
Goes ta prove that life is what happens when your busy making other plans ;D Look out Tinity, ya never know who's waitin around the next corner.
Leo
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LEO, The Love Bug a Getcha if ya don't watch out!
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Here's the point of few from the ones who weren't as fortunate as you and Arcey
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyiP805ueUA&feature=related
;D ;D ;D
Good, no lace! I'll put the John Wayne statues and the cigar injun back out.
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Trinity, Your Cigar Store Native American Statue is offensive to me and my Cherokee ancestors. It has got to GO!
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It's not a real Native American Cigar statue
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I guess that's okay, I can't be around that cigar smoke anyway.
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Trinity, Your Cigar Store Native American Statue is offensive to me and my Cherokee ancestors. It has got to GO!
The ones I know round here like the term In-done, we call it the Pains Rez accent. :)
BTW if Oboma get erected and I have to learn another laungage gonna go to UNL and learn Lakota, might as well learn the language of the folks who got here first. Know a few who speak it. :)
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Lil wants ta learn Seminole. I hear it's a very complex lanuage an aint nobody around here teaches it. Told her she'd most likely have ta go down Florida way ta find someone who could teach her.
Leo
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Lil wants ta learn Seminole. I hear it's a very complex lanuage an aint nobody around here teaches it. Told her she'd most likely have ta go down Florida way ta find someone who could teach her.
Leo
Very complicated, the reason is that the tribe did not exist till the 18th century, were refugees from the white, and were folks from several tribes plus escaped slaves, besides several Indian languages plus English, it involves several African languages.
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There are a lot of Seminole's in Oklahoma most of em just west of Okmulgee County, that was the Seminole nation of Oklahoma, I've heard em talk lots of times, had a real good friend growing up who spoke nothing but Creek at home, but they could understand English and speak it fine, when I was there, they would speak English so I'd understand, but in Oklahoma, the Creek and Seminole speak basically the same lanuage, what they called Muskogee Creek. I see on the Seminole Nation of Oklahoma is trying to set up an on line learn the lanuage, ya might check over there.
The Mvskoke (Seminole/Creek) Language and Alphabet
By Edwin Marshall, Director
Seminole Nation Family Services
The Mvskoke language, as it is spoken by the Oklahoma Seminoles, is the same as the Mvskoke (Creek) language. This is due, particularly, to the fact that most Seminoles who were removed to Oklahoma, after the Treaty of Payne’s Landing in the 1830’s and subsequent “Great Seminole War,” were descended from the lower Creeks who had migrated to Florida in the 1700s.
Following removal, The Presbyterian Board of Foreign Missions, through their principal missionary, Rev. R.M. Loughridge, already had an active ministry in the Creek Nation, and was educating their children in Boarding Schools. In 1846, the Board instructed Loughridge to visit the recently arrived Seminole Chiefs to inquire of them regarding their willingness to have schools and allow preaching in their Nation. Most were supportive, and thus began the formal education and conversion of many Seminoles in Oklahoma.
Rev. Loughridge, with the assistance of a Mvskoke interpreter, Rev. David Winslett, developed a Mvskoke alphabet which was adopted by many Creek and Seminole interpreters and Chiefs in 1853. The following is presented as it appears in the ENGLISH AND MUSKOKEE DICTIONARY, which wasn’t actually formally published until 1890.
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WOW! Thanks fer the info. :)
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OT is very knowledgeable about the civilzed tribes of Oklahoma.
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OT is very knowledgeable about the civilzed tribes of Oklahoma.
Are you callin' OT civilized? :o
;)
TLD.... ya know he's my cousin doan ya? :)
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Yessir, More civilized than folks I've been around. Bein' cousins ain't that bad.
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Bein' cousins ain't that bad.
As long as it's not cuzzin/brother-in-law. ;D
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As long as it's not cuzzin/brother-in-law. ;D
We is more civilized than them Newbrasskey folks... ::)
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All Righty Then!
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Out here theys just run around in their skivies an throw rocks at one a nother. It's good entertainment on a slow night.
Just gotta keep yer head low. Once in awhile it's fun ta yell "PULL YER DRAWERS UP! I DON NEED TA SEE THAT" That low pants thing never woulda flew when I was younger.
Leo
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We is more civilized than them Newbrasskey folks... ::)
A customer from the state over the river east told me a funny. a friend of his met a gal he was datin', we plannin' on gettin' married. She took him to a family reunion and turned out he knew a lot of the folks there, were from his mother's side of the family, a bit of askin' around among the folks there and it turned out they were first cuzzins. ;D
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Very Interesting!
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I bailed a guy out of jail one time, the story him and his wife (ex) told was strange too. he was adopted and raised in Los Angeles and moved to Kansas when he was about 16, his wife had a similar story about 2 years younger, but was raised around Missouri, they met, got hot and heavy, got married, lived together 2 years and then just by accident discovered that they had the same Mother, well they got divorced but stayed living together, she's the one that bailed him out of jail,
bizzare relationship to say the least.
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OT, That's strange, but not too surprising.
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Truth is stranger than fiction. That one makes ya wanna say, "ewwwwwwwwwwww" but then ya just feel bad fer the folks.
I can't imagine how they felt.
Leo
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We'll be Kissin' Cousins, and that will make it Alright"!
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Always thought marryin' a cuzzin made ya royalty, Victoria married her's as well as a lot of the rest of the royal families in Europe, WWI was just a danged family fued and was pretty much in the same family. ;D
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YESSIR! FUEDIN', FIGHTIN', and FUSSIN'.
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Who's cuzzin did ole Ferdinan kiss? Got his self shot and started the whole mess. Was he related ta the Kaiser?
World history is just one big soap opera. Again, truth is stanger than fiction.
Leo
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The Archduke was shot by a Serb.
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The Archduke was shot by a Serb.
It's Duck
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:o well it's too late to be hollering Duck, been almost 92 years since they shot him.
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:o well it's too late to be hollering Duck, been almost 92 years since they shot him.
ROTFLMFAO!!! :D
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Well all I know is that some guy named Gerry put down a girl named Lucy and from there they all got there a$$es whooped.
Leo
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I guess that's okay, I can't be around that cigar smoke anyway.
I had a friendly argument with a bar owner who wouldn't let me smoke a ceegar. I asked him why I can be choked to death with stale, low quality tobacco, but can't smoke fresher, quality stuff. He said he understood my argument, but he didn't want people complaining about cigar. Now, as I said, it was a friendly argument, so I let it drop but his reasoning did not hold water. ::)
It's Duck
As in "Duck of Death"? ;D ;D
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Yep
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Duck! Duck! GOOSE!
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In light of the drinking habits of some of the regulars, people begin seeing new crates being delivered to the litlroosterville HOOTERS.
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And a new sign.
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HOT DAM! Now yer talkin!
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Tex there's the reason Trinity stays employed at litl Roosterville....He has a keen eye for a good promotion
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It Takes a Village.
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It Takes a Village.
and I am the Idiot
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We are not alone, My Brother!
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I had a friendly argument with a bar owner who wouldn't let me smoke a ceegar. I asked him why I can be choked to death with stale, low quality tobacco, but can't smoke fresher, quality stuff. He said he understood my argument, but he didn't want people complaining about cigar. Now, as I said, it was a friendly argument, so I let it drop but his reasoning did not hold water. ::)
As in "Duck of Death"? ;D ;D
I got a good laugh when the writer kid had listened ta Gene Hackman so much he started sayin "so the duck did this?" an "the duck did that?".
See ya all at the Hooters, I'm buyin taday.
Leo
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Bring on the HOT WINGS and the COLD BEER!
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Ya mean you was lookin at the menu?
If the Hooters folks had any common sense they'd print it on the gals' T-shirts. ;D
Leo
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Leo, Then you would have to get real close to read the fine print.
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And?
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To see If it was regular or extra crispy.
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"Ah thought Ah was the idjut. Mah rights done been vye-o-lated. Ah thank Ah'll take this up with the EEOC/NAACP/NCAA/NAPA." >:( >:( >:(
Since Trinity is the manager of the litlroosterville HOOTERS and can drink and eat all he wants, Leo's offer to foot the bill is not that enticing. Suddenly, Trinity comes up with an idea that will make his boss very happy. First, Trinity serves the brew:
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Then he changes the sign:
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You just lost my bidness. I don't care how good-lookiin' the woemens are and how skimpy their clothes are. I ain;t payin' no $125. a bottle for beer.
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"But you ain' payin'. Leo said he had tha tab. 'Sides, tha pretzels is on tha house... limit two per customer" ;D
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2 per customer, do ya have them giant pretzels
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"Whatchoo see is whatchoo git. If'n ya be wantin' a larger pretzel, we'll haveta charge Leo fer it."
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Gimme 4 o' them extry large pretzels wif cheese ;D
an' 4 o' them Bud's....
charge it to Leo ;)
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well if Leo is paying how bout some sliced thick bologna and a little cheese, and if ya can get that commidity cheese it's sure is good.
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Trinity,
Since it is almost Oktober,.......got any Pumpkin beer?
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"You got it fellers. Sod Buster, we gots plenny of that mess. Some idjut ordered it bah mis-stake. >:( It's got to go!!!
Leo, yer total so far is as follows:
40x beer at $125 = $5,000.00
8x XL Pretzel at $45 = $360.00
40x Cheese $.15 = $6.00
8x Xthick balogna $50 = $400.00
1x Punkin' beer at .10 = $.10
Sub total = $5,766.10
Tip = $2,883.00
"Ah'll keep tha tab a-runnin' fer tha other fellers."
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Sod Buster, we gots plenny of that mess. Some idjut ordered it bah mis-stake. >:( It's got to go!!!
Leo, yer total so far is as follows:
1x Punkin' beer at .10 = $.10
I am happy to know my order didn't hurt Leo's pocketbook any! ;D
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I am happy to know my order didn't hurt Leo's pocketbook any! ;D
"That was tha Deee-posit. If'n ya give tha bottle back, Leo git's a refund. Ya kain' GIVE that stuff ta mos' folk!" :P
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"You got it fellers. Sod Buster, we gots plenny of that mess. Some idjut ordered it bah mis-stake. >:( It's got to go!!!
Leo, yer total so far is as follows:
40x beer at $125 = $5,000.00
8x XL Pretzel at $45 = $360.00
40x Cheese $.15 = $6.00
8x Xthick balogna $50 = $400.00
1x Punkin' beer at .10 = $.10
Sub total = $5,766.10
Tip = $2,883.00
"Ah'll keep tha tab a-runnin' fer tha other fellers."
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Well now, seems I touched a nerve.
Didn't 'spect ya ta feed an water us fer free. But now I see ma bee-nevel-ance has been takin advantage of. Here's yer money pard. I'm gonna use the rest a what I got ta open a REAL strip joint right cross the street.
C'mon girls, let's give Rooville somethin ta talk about.
And without no punkin juice.
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The girls just stare at Leo as he continues to motion to the door. Then they all run over and nuzzle up to Trinity noting that the strange man was scaring them.
"Dontchoo worry 'bout him gals. Ah reckon he don' know that litl rooster owns all the lan' aroun' har an' that his mob po-lice squad is gonna co-reck thangs ifn' he trahs ta open a jernt acrosst tha street.
"Say, Leo, c'mon back. Dontcha wan no beer? We jes had a dee-livery yestidy an' gots plenny lef'. Ah'll give you a discoun' on accounta you's such a good customer. How's $99.95 a bottle soun'?"
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looky thar, he's a nailing up his sign, just outside the boundry of litl roosterville.
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"Look agin. Bruno jes put up another sahn."
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Sorry Bruno, it didn't have ta end this way.
I was just tryin ta buy some folks lunch. Road ta hell's paved with good intentions an all that.
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"Ah don believe ever'body en-joyed they lunch. Ain' heard nary a comp-plaint. ;D Whah, that way ol' Ozark Tracker was a-gobblin' theyum prezels, you'd a thought he h'ain' ate in a monf."
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well it had been since 5 this afternoon :o
I guess we just gonna havta find a copy of that original map Delmonico drew when we set up all the lands, see where all boundries are.
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Alas poor Poor Bruno, for I knowed him well...
Wait a minute, that's the wrong dang story. Where was I... oh yeah
BANG
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well it had been since 5 this afternoon :o
I guess we just gonna havta find a copy of that original map Delmonico drew when we set up all the lands, see where all boundries are.
Trinity runs up and unrolls a piece of parchment.
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T. Phinneus Interlocketer Esq. shows up with a newly drawn boundary map showing property that litl rooster sold to Leo to help fund his campaign.
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Looks to me that we need a survey crew to check the boundaries of the map.
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Leo calls in mega builders and survey crew, satallite survey's are taken and checked,
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The TV crew that is traveling with litl rooster the Peoples Canidate swarm litl roosterville to see if litl rooster is building a bridge to nowhere.
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It takes a village to build a bridge.
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litl rooster counts the money and congratulates Trinity for thinking on his feet. However, the total was $0.10 off, so he took it out of Trinity's tips.
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Tri nity, You can use all this experience when you organize all the inauguration parties for LIL Rooster when he becomes President.
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"That's the plan. Me an' OT have an arrangement fer several waggonloads of potted turkey meat. We' gonna smear it on some of Dail's sourdough braid."
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I was thinkin' about BBQ SPAM finger sammiches too.
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The boundries seem clear per the map.
I felt threatend by that Bruno and all actions on my part fell inta the realm a legality. The freaky liookin dude was shot on spec, no helpin it.
All I's wanted ta do was buy some guys lunch. Jeez, ya'd think there was sheep on the cattle grazin land.
An by the way...
NEKKID CHICKS!!!
Leo
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Didja bring em in special from Slim's Chicken Ranch Leo?
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It's been sorta cool up around Slim's part of the counrty, I figger his chicks won't be nekkid.
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Ya mean you was lookin at the menu?
If the Hooters folks had any common sense they'd print it on the gals' T-shirts. ;D
Leo
I would be lookin at the menu
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Did anyone point out that Leo's new property is part of a yankee controlled statehood....Wait till Tax time ;D
lr >who went to Al Swearengens skool of bidniz<
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OH NO!
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Leo has nothing to worry about, Thet land he bought was sold to him by tha Chief of tha facowie tribe an can't be taxed by no lowdown yankee tax collector, (I used my contacts up here in yankeeland to make sure it was untouchable by yankees)So Leo, Start buildin yer "Gentlemans " Club and lets have a PARTY!! ;D ;D ;D
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Construction has begun.
Thank you all who have supported me in this venture. Major's loophole not only got me a break at tax time but a grant as well. :D
The party will be one ta remember, I gare-un-tee.
Leo
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OT, We oughta get a special discount because of our Cherokee ancestors.
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Oh you will.
An if ya ever get tired of lookin at the wimmin dancin around there's an addition bein put on fer slot machines too!
We're talkin Shangrila here folks :D
Leo
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ah...but we have Faro! ;D wanna buck the Tiger?<our Bandits have 2 arms< :o
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ah...but we have Pharo! ;D wanna buck the Tiger?<our Bandits have 2 arms< :o
Well if ya all's under Egyption law I guess the move ta the rez suited me jus fine.
Let my people go!!!
Wait a minute, I was raised Catholic. Well anyhow, let folks who wanna look at nekkid wimmin swingin around on a pole go!!!. ::)
Leo
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We can have gaming on the reservations, we just can't have all that stuff goin' on in the same bldg.
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We're in uncharted territory here. We'll take it as far as we can til the Feds start pokin their nose in.
Leo
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Feds don't have jurisdiction on the Res, only the BIA or Tribal Police.
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Feds don't have jurisdiction on the Res, only the BIA or Tribal Police.
FBI sez they have jurisdiction nationwide, nothing barred!
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Bruno comes up the river from Trinityland and enters the litlroosterville HOOTERS covered in soot and orders a beer.
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Bruno comes up the river from Trinityland and enters the litlroosterville HOOTERS covered in soot and orders a beer.
A molitov cocktail falls out of his overalls and sets the Hooters on fire.! :o
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looks like remodeling is going to be in order
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Where's the Hootersville FD? Somebody get ahold of MR. Haney, Sam Drucker, Hank Gimble, Uncle Joe, and the Boys on the Cannonball to get the Fire Brigade down there to clean up the mess.
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Arnold the pig shows up at the fire, finds some spilled beer and fills up.
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Arnold just came down for snacks and to watch TV.
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Uncle Joe is movin kinda slow at the junction.
I'm sure he's on the way.
Leo
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Uncle Joe on the FD. He's comin' on the horse-drawn fire appratus.
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Grand re Opening Soonwatch for details
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With a loud "Woo hooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!" Trinity tells Sherlene and the kids that he's going away on a business trip.
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Trinity arrives in litl roosterville and finds these 3 fellers from West Virginny a waitin ta see if they gonna have any BBQ.
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Trinity leans over to the Ozark Tracker and whispers, "Ah thank they's kin. Leastways, they's awlways at tha steeel when granny's a-brewin'. They don' tawlk much, but they do drank!"
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Ozark mentions to Trinity that the one in the middle has them little hat pins of all the places he's had BBQ and his hat ain't full yet. :o
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"Psshhht. He's a dern liar. He done won mos' of 'em when mah own hat got too full an' Ah give 'em to tha church for they raffle. Them folks broke mah co-lection up inta faw lots"
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Stay tuned
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Stay tuned
::)
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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bring yer 2bit coin...it'll be worth the trip to town ;)
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2 Bits, 4 Bits, 6 Bits, A Dollar, All for LR, Stand Up and Holler! Yea! LR!
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bring yer 2bit coin...it'll be worth the trip to town ;)
TWO BITS! :o
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TWO BITS! :o
Ya think we's spected ta all get a shave an a haircut?
Leo
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Leo, I got more hair on my face than I do on my head.
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Leo, I got more hair on my face than I do on my head.
Smile, it could be worse. Lil's oldest has more hair on his back than his head or face :o
Gonna have the Feds bust in fer harborin sasquatch one a these days.
Leo
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Makin' fun of Sasquash!
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Stay tuned
Awlright Del. Whatcha up to? ;D
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With Del, It's always a surprise!
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Kinda hope Litl Rooster is gonna put on ah class in "pen hookin' "
There's ah new Commission yard on tha outskirts o' town an' us oldsters need to make some money in these hard times ;)
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Bro. Sleep, How many is there of us oldsters?
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Bro. Sleep, How many is there of us oldsters?
you, OT, Arcey, Russ T, EP, Litl Rooster, an' me I reckon....
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Bro. Sleep, How many is there of us oldsters?
you, OT, Arcey, Russ T, EP, Litl Rooster, an' me I reckon....
Hey!! Watchout who you're callin' an oldster!!!! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D
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Sleep, What's the cut off age fer "Oldster"?
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Sleep, What's the cut off age fer "Oldster"?
Reckon it would hafta start 'round 55...
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Guess thet gives me another 6 years as a "youngster" ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Yep Major, That does make you a youngster.
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Major, even when ya get ta be an oldster, ya don't have to act like it all the time ;D
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I try to never act my age... ;D ;D ;D
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Hen Pokin'?
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better watch who ya say that around. :o
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I figured it was OK here in the litlroosterville Hooters. ;D
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well I spect you'll be safe enough here. ;D
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I hope he's out there hirin' up some dancin' gals.
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I try to never act my age... ;D ;D ;D
That's a good policy. ;D
Slim
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That's a good policy. ;D
Slim
that is a good policy, it just gets harder ever year to not feel your age. ;D but I'm gonna fight it till it gives up. ;D
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Just one more day
LR.>who-refuses-to-growup< had to hypenate to keep from being beat by the moderators
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well the new sign is werk'n and if the Big Brown stage arrives today, we'll be able to open on time....times were gettin thin here since the elections, and this should put things back inline...just n time I thought I was going to have to lay myself off.
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LR, We can't have that! Maybe we need to have a car wash or a bake sale to earn some capital to keep the office open.
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Reckon it would hafta start 'round 55...
Toss me in there to Sleep, I'll be 58 in a few weeks !
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Tom, seems to be several of us turning 58 here lately ;D,
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There's plenty of room. I think that 55 is a good place to start. I think most of us qualify.
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Buncha old farts………….
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Arcey, The Moose calls me that all the time.
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I was out in the turkey barn the other day and tripped over the feed lines and fell all over the place till I got down, I was trying to dodge everything and just hit the shavings on the floor. I missed everything but the floor, Jackie came over to see if I was alright, I told it was just an old fart glitch. next day she tripped over something, missed everything, just hit shavings, I went over to see if she was ok, before I got there she told me just to go on back, didn't want none of that old fart talk. ;D
I told her she wasn't an official old fart yet, she's just 48, she's been mumbling ever since ;D giving me them hard looks ;D ;D
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Buncha old farts………….
Make mine LITTLE ol' fart!!! ;D ;D
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Make mine LITTLE ol' fart!!! ;D ;D
…skooze me, l’il ole fart.
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All righty then! A bunch of old farts and one lil old fart.
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Leo approaches the meetin hall an sees a bill posted that says
"Youth and speed shall be overcome by old age an tretchery"
He slowly backs away from the buildin nice an easy like.
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A wise decision Leo, We might shoot first, and ask questions never!
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Was tolt a couple years ago, to be an Old Phart ya had to be over 50 or a grandpa, I got it covered both ways. ;D
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Same here, Del 8)
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The big brown stage coach shows up, it has the weapons for the New And Improved litl roosterville security team. ;D
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/FUN/pink2.jpg)
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/FUN/pink.jpg)
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Gawd am I glad I stepped away from that meetin.
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I hope the new team is purtier than them guns! :o :o
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I'm kinda thinkin somebody's gonna hide in amongst a bunch of Flamingso's and jump out on somebody. :o
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Fed-Ex shows up with a delivery.
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/FUN/800px-Lawn-flamingo.jpg)
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I'm kinda thinkin somebody's gonna hide in amongst a bunch of Flamingso's and jump out on somebody. :o
;D ;D ;D ;D
That's two for two! That and your comment late last night about the pink guns... You owe me two monitors.
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Pretty In Pink!
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(http://)
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What about gettin' one of those pink bunny suits like Ralphie got for Christmas in "A Christmas Story".
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I didn't realize Litl Roosterville was located in Florida. No wonder why it's so humid here.
I got the red x on that last photo Roo, dyin ta know what it was.
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Leo, Don't feel bad, I got one of those little red Xs.
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Leo, Don't feel bad, I got one of those little red Xs.
Same here!!!
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Tis just a picture of a red X, nothing more, nothing less. ;D
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But it's a real purty little red X, though, don't ya think? :) :-\
Horse Pen
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Boys, it’s a pic of the ole boy whut fell thru the ski lift seat in Vail ‘n hangin’ upside down from the frame werk with ‘is pants pulled down.
(http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0106091vail4b.jpg)
Cain't ya see it?
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I seen that te other day, if it was me I'd be POed that I didn't have a gun, wonder how well I could hit cell phones hangin' up-side-down. ;D
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(http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0106091vail4b.jpg)
Cain't ya see it?
Del, from the angle the photo was shot, we can't see just how cold he is. :o
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Betcha ‘e’d a loved to. Whut I read sed hundreds ah folks rushed out with cameras ‘n cell phones ta shoot pitchers ah Uncle Dick ‘n the boys hangin’ ‘n tryin’ ta crawl ta someplace warm.
Ole boy’s reputation wit the ski bunnies is shot ta hell…….
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Betcha ‘e’d a loved to. Whut I read sed hundreds ah folks rushed out with cameras ‘n cell phones ta shoot pitchers ah Uncle Dick ‘n the boys hangin’ ‘n tryin’ ta crawl ta someplace warm.
Ole boy’s reputation wit the ski bunnies is shot ta hell…….
Myabe not, I heard it was some sort of malfunction with the lift, bet he's got a lawyer already, money will make them forget. ;D
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They’ll still point ‘n giggle ‘hind is back.
The seats on them things flip up like a toilet seat. Keeps snow from accumulatin’ on ‘em. Lift attendants didn’t put it down it the bottom of the slope. The rest is history but I doubt the yellin’ is over.
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I'm with Del on the gun thing. Cell phone at a 100 hangin upside down would be a great shot, ya could brag about bout it an cancel out all the "hey Tiny" comments.
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Hey Litl Rooster!
STILL WAITIN'!
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Hey Litl Rooster!
STILL WAITIN'!
Yeah, word round the camfire is there was gonna be dancin girls. What's the deal?
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Arcey, That picture gives new meaning to the term "flapping in the breeze"!
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ooops sorry 'bout mine.....still laughin' at Arcey's post...sure hope that fella didn't have to go before he got down :o
fellas the cam- paine is over. All that baby kissin' and traveling took me to all them towns. Every town I went too, Mr McCain or Palin would go to and all the locals would come out and see them. In every town they would bring one of these, heck they put pictures of one up. Heck till I got to the first town I ain't never seen one before...So I figger they must draw attention caus people sure come out and seen it. So since I ain't never seen one I figgered none of you ever seen one... So give yer 2 bit coin to the man at the tent door and step in and see it.
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<------- antes his 2 bits an' steps inside tha big tent....
:o
I'LL BE DERNED!
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LR, Still a bargain at twice the price. I bet that guy on the chair lift wears a one piece unionall suit instead of those skimpy tidey whities next time.
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ain't many been ta see tha ellyfant...
once ya do yer never tha same..
:o
;D
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I ain't been the same since I read "Horton Hears A HOO!
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ain't many been ta see tha ellyfant...
once ya do yer never tha same..
:o
;D
these are some tryin' times were gonin' thru....the e co no mi is weak.... Heck I hate to have enny one miss out on an opportunity like this...so what the
Come see the elephant!
Admission now just 15 cents
rebates will be offered to those who have paid full admission price earlier. Returned ticket stubs, to Litl Rooster inc. RFD., litl roosterville USA..*One per household*
disclaimer Not all persons visiting the elephant became wiser with just one visit. In some cases required multiple visit. Yet some never became wiser. Consult your doctor if this treatment is right for you.
side effect may include. jawdropping, blurred vision, dry mouth, diarreha, constipation, dizziness, hallcinations and mental illiness.
Elephant dung is strictly organic and non toxic but should never be consumed
Thank you for your visit please come again
remember the Flea market is open every Sat and Sun and Holidays...table spaces are available
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What a place! gots everything from fleas to elyphunks..........Buck 8) ;D
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Just doan get tha fleas mixed up with tha ellyfunks, might not be purty! :o
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wish I could find that ticket stub......... ???
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litl rooster, now you have two, you can double the price:
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/FUN/eller-funk.jpg)
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How did I know that was coming?
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I was wonderin' when the eller-funk from the Nebrassky thread would make an appearance! :)
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reckon I'll head out......
seen one ya seen 'em all ain't ya?
;)
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reckon I'll head out......
seen one ya seen 'em all ain't ya?
;)
Wait, don't go to the see the egress, for no extra charge we have on the wall, printed on fine paper, a ski-matt-ick die-oh-grahm of both litle rooster and an elley-funk. ;D
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/FUN/800px-Comparative_view_of_the_human.jpg)
And if you hang around till five o-clock, we have this nice ree-pro-duck-shun copy of a famous magazine that will be given as a door prize to the lucky customer with the winnin' number on their tick-et stub. ::)
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/FUN/magazine.jpg)
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OK, I'm all in. :D
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I guess you have to be present to win?
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I guess you have to be present to win?
No, if you are not here you could still win, but if the prize is not spoken for in 3 minutes it will become readin' material in The litl roosterville Hooters Employee's Men's restroom. (The one with the key, Trinity does not have a key for that one.) ;D
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pssst.....Del, keep it down he thinks the key I give him is for the the new restroom
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pssst.....Del, keep it down he thinks the key I give him is for the the new restroom
Whisper on: Sorry, I simpley told him he was banned from it like the WC room in the ranch house on The Ranch With No Name in the Newbrassky thread. ;D
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Trinity overhears the conversation and dejected, he looks at the key which litl rooster gave him. Upon it is written Ajax Gumball Machine Co.. For a moment, Trinity is excited, but then he remembers that the gumball machine was thrown out with the last set of renovations. :(
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Trinity, All that sugar in those gumballs ain't good for you. It raises your blood sugar and rots your teeth out. It looks like you're only gonna be allowed in the outhouse.
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No one has noticed that one of the eller-funks has slipped out the door. The phone rings and littl rooster answers it and then sends Trinity out with a leash to bring the eller-funk back, seems there is a slight conflict between it and a MVDSM. :o (Mini Van Driving Soccer Mom.) ::)
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/FUN/ellerfunk2.jpg)
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An unsanctioned rollover test?
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I dunno Del, the back winder don't have one a them soccer ball stickers on it. The whole thing coulda been a mistake.
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Then agin, them vans might be what eller-funks use ta play soccer! ;D
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Did that elephant come from the junk yard? I see he's got model information written on his left rear quarter panel.
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Twas wonderin bout that maownself. I guess branding irons have gone too far up in price an grease pencils er the order of the day.
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Well, at least she can't say she hasn't seen the elephant! ::) ;D
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Does that mean she's in the runnin fer them pitchers of Miss Monroe?? That aint fair, she didn't buy a ticket!
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Twas wonderin bout that maownself. I guess branding irons have gone too far up in price an grease pencils er the order of the day.
the leather guys don't like them range marks in the hides they buy....
Well, at least she can't say she hasn't seen the elephant! ::) ;D
;D ;D ;D
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Them elephant hides are pretty tough. I gotta pair of gray Justin ropers that are 20 years old and I can't wear them out. I've had soles and heels put on them 4 times and they still look good. Part of that time I wore spurs and the hide didn't scratch at all.
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Elephant is all my brother would wear until it became illegal.
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Elephant is all my brother would wear until it became illegal.
Yet we can still order up a set a ivory grips ??? I'm tellin PETA.
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Yet we can still order up a set a ivory grips ??? I'm tellin PETA.
PETA don't care if ya hunt a piano!
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LIT, What loads do you prefer for hunting pianos? I alternate slug and 00 Buck in my 97.
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Stay tuned for the next heart stopping episode of "Texas Lawdog, Piano Hunter"...
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well he's gonna havta go some to beat Jerry Lee, he killed em bare handed, just start by tickling em with his fingers, then stomp em with his feet and cook em on the spot.
why do think they called him the Killer.
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Goodness gracious, great balls of fire! :o ;D
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He is a Wild One, one of my favorites, a pant load more talent than that other guy they called the king. Other guys been dead some 30 years er more an Jerry Lee is still killin them pianers and audiences.
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Little Richard ‘n Jerry Lee Lewis on the same stage at the same time, both with hot rod pianos. Be one hell of a show.
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Think Youtube has one a them whith The Killer, Little Richard an Fats Domino. Have ta check.
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The one I was thinkin of was Ray Charles not Little Richard, but this pieced tagether one is fun..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMhld1nRuBY
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OK, it gets a little strange.
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"If I'm goin' to Hell, I'm goin' playin' the piano".
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I've got one cousin that's about 5 years older than I am, he was raised a Seventh Day Adventist, he took Piano lessons for as long as I can remember, when we were kids. he went to Adventist school in the 10th grade through 12 th, when he came back, one day when his Mom was gone, he told me to come to the Piano and he'd show me what he'd learned, man he cut loose on Jerry Lee Lewis, I mean he could make that old Piano rock.
At his Mom's funeral, a few years back, I asked him if his Mom ever knew he played all that Rock & Roll, said no, as far as he knew she never heard it. ;D said she'd a passed out if she knew he was playin it.
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Mickey Gilly weren't too bad on tha keyboard either.
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Was a movie in the 70's on the history of Rock and Roll, called "Let the Good Times Roll." Wasn't a pie-anner but had Bo Diddley and Chuck Berry playin' their gee-tars on stage together. Awsome.
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Got a cassette tape of them two playin tagether in the studio. Other side is just them doin their own stuff but the jam is sweet, well worth the 5 bucks I spent on it.
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Piano sorta runs in that family, Mickey Gilley, Jerry Lee, and Jimmy Swaggart are all cousins.
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Piano sorta runs in that family, Mickey Gilley, Jerry Lee, and Jimmy Swaggart are all cousins.
The Killers wife was a cousin too, don't know if she played the pianer ::)
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I like guitar music. I like the jam sessions with Eric Clapton, Keith Richards,Carl Perkins, Bo Diddley, and others on the stage at the same time.
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Trinity walks into the HOOTERS, rips down the "Now under better management" sign and resumes his rightful place behind the bar.
"Awlraht folks. Let's cut the chatter and get to drankin'! We got us a cam-pain ta set in motion, but kain' no one do that on a empty belly. So step on up tha bar an' bring yer gold nuggets, foldin' money er kerns an' buy some likker to he'p fund the "litl rooster fer 2012©®TM" cam-pain."
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"I'll buy a drink fer anyone older than me" :)
Oh dern, I fergot where I was...
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somebody put the fire out on the pieannie before I have to remodel again....thanks Trinity
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Fire's out!
Sorry Roo thet danged fool Leo insists on playin "Great Balls of Fire" wif lit candles in hiz ears! :o
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heck I thought that was leftover Halloween decoration sherelene left out for the kiddies.
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Woah Leo! More Whiskey!
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Leo tis makin' bullet lube, gonna pat-in-tend it and make big bucks. ;D
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Gonna sell it ta sharks, they's essperts on the subject ;D
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"Sherlene!?? Kiddies?!? Whar." Trinity looks around nervously. Finally secure that he is safe, he glues a squirrel tail to his upper lip, starts saying things like "When I was your age..." and "Back in the 1810s..." and enjoys several drinks paid for by Leo.
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Leo ya might step out to the corral and check the elephant for some ear wax....the stufff coming from under the tail is completely organic and makes good wadding material.
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Elephant Cleanup on Aisle 6!
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Elephant Cleanup on Aisle 6!
7 and 8! :o
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7 and 8! :o
Dang, now I need to watch, "The Gods Must Be Crazy" again. ;D
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any body trying to shoot cuzzin del will find themself with 5 pounds of warents, ritz, and suitz up there "little rooster wounded spots" damm its hell having kin who is ambulintz chasers
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Where's the Monkey with the Cork?
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7 and 8! :o
And 12.
"Hey, it's mah lawyah, he's back!
"Who's buyin' my next fifteen rounds? Boss said I kain' have no free dranks, 'ceptin' what folks buy fer me. Mebbe DArchangel kin look at mah CON-track!"
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I see it didn't take the "hoople heads" >I've been waitin' to use that term< long too figger'd out the need to keep a lawyer around
>whispers to self< >good thng I am also the Judge in Litl' Roosterville
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>>>now I'm going to have to watch that show again! ;D ;D ;D<<<
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that's for them cold rainy days, I watch it between Lonesome Dove episodes
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Or episodes of "Deadwood".
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That's what were talkin' about, ya hoople head. ;D
>Now I got to use it<
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Maybe there needs for a hoople head society to be established.
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SHOT
Society of Hoopleheaded Ol' Texans.
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Smile when you say that you lily-livered varmit!
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Soon to be make an appearance on the litlroosterville HOOTERS Menu:
The bacon roll!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UR3kfP1IQHk
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/niemoller/emoticons/BaconDance.gif)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/niemoller/emoticons/ngbbs450d0391e9c80.gif)
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Trinity, That looks right up your alley.
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course ya need Bacon flavored floss to take care of yer teeth afterward ;D
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That floss will be a good stocking stuffer for Christmas.
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Trin, that was so beatiful it brought a tear ta ma eye. Lil say's "LETS MAKE THAT" :D
It looked at the end like it was gonna be served like a burger. Got check an make sure I'm payed up on the life insurance.
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Leo, You just to make sure that your arteries are open after you eat it.
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Might have to schedule an appointment with Roto-Rooter afterwards ;D
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Might have to schedule an appointment with Roto-Rooter afterwards ;D
It's the poster food fer angioplasty, but they made it look good. The minute they said there was linguica an steak in there too it got tempting. Smother that bad boy in gorgenzola an we got a viable product here.
"LIL, GET MA BIG PANTS. WE GOTTA GO TA THE HORSEPITAL"
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moderation...I 'd have one hold the lettus
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LR, I'm with you on the lettuce. I'll take a big slice of Red Onion and some of Red Hot and Blue "Hoochy Koochy" Hot BBQ sauce.
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now that's good stuff....but I like there Voodoo hot also
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The Voodoo is good also. It's been awhile since I paid them a visit and eat some of their BBQ.
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Wooo Hooo the Voo Doo. Done by the Whoo Whoo whilst wallerin’ in the Doo Doo. Poo Poo…..
Ever stop ‘n think? The ragin’ cajun ain’t nothin’ but somebody from Louisiana pissed off o’er sumthin’……..
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Arcey, You do have a way with words.
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Wooo Hooo the Voo Doo. Done by the Whoo Whoo whilst wallerin’ in the Doo Doo. Poo Poo…..
Ever stop ‘n think? The ragin’ cajun ain’t nothin’ but somebody from Louisiana pissed off o’er sumthin’……..
You mean Cereal? ;D
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You mean Cereal? ;D
Now that's BAD! ::)
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"OT, tha bacon floss is just the thang fer me! Tha dennist been tellin' me that Ah was gonna lose mah toof if'n I don' take better ker of it.
"Now, back to tha videer. Mmmmmmmmmmm, Mmmmmm!"
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You mean Cereal? ;D
Ya know Del some folks over in the UK just call cereal "flakes".
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Now that's BAD! ::)
I know, after I posted it I put myself in time out for 5 minutes. ;)
Ya know Del some folks over in the UK just call cereal "flakes".
I think you need a time-out also. ::)
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I know, after I posted it I put myself in time out for 5 minutes. ;)
I think you need a time-out also. ::)
Yep. ;D
Slim
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Jeez, I was jus doin one a them biscuits/cookies translations ::)
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Now that's BAD! ::)
quick too ;D
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Leo can work on his rims while he's havin' his time-out.
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Leo can work on his rims while he's havin' his time-out.
Ya mean ma 27" spinners? Man they're cool ;D
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Leo, Them ain't rimms, They're wagon wheels!
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Leo, Them ain't rimms, They're wagon wheels!
Model T's only had a 21" one. ;D
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Model T's only had a 21" one. ;D
Yeah, an I bet they had more rubber on em than these "low profile" things folks er payin good money fer. Well OK, I'm sure alot of em er stolen ::)
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/niemoller/car.jpg)
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Damn, Trinity has been takin spy photos a me again.
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not enough "bling"
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It needs to be "slammed".