A rusty black 1963 Ford Station Wagon with fake wood grain paneling slowly drives into town, on it top is roped a giant outdoor speaker of the type they always had on the MASH TV show. When the black car with blacked out windows reaches the town limits it starts broadcastin' through the giant speaker:
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