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Offline Delmonico

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Re: Welcome to litl roosterville-Now under new management
« Reply #1420 on: August 18, 2007, 12:10:42 PM »
Delmonico sneaks around litl roosterville with a big stack of paper, some tacks and a tack hammer.  All over town he tacks up signs that say Coming Soon, wait for it!
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Re: Welcome to litl roosterville-Now under new management
« Reply #1421 on: August 18, 2007, 12:48:14 PM »
after taking off a few days work, Trinity gets real hungory, so he moseys on down to Hooters for  hot dogs and beer.
hoping he don't miss what ever it is.
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

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Re: Welcome to litl roosterville-Now under new management
« Reply #1422 on: August 19, 2007, 06:50:25 PM »
A new sign, is now covering the "Welcome to litl roosterville" sign on the one lane dirt road that leads to litl roosterville.

Coming Soon, wait for it
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Re: Welcome to litl roosterville-Now under better management.
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Re: Welcome to litl roosterville-Now under new management
« Reply #1423 on: August 19, 2007, 07:00:20 PM »
Trinity hears about the new sign out on the edge of town, so he walks out there to see if he can figure out what's coming ???

inquiring minds want to know ;D
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

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Re: Welcome to litl roosterville-Now under new management
« Reply #1424 on: August 19, 2007, 07:10:01 PM »
For inquiring minds, click here. ::)

http://www.nationalenquirer.com/

To find out whats coming to litl roosterville, watch this thread. ;D
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Re: Welcome to litl roosterville-Now under new management
« Reply #1425 on: August 19, 2007, 07:16:29 PM »
Trinity walks on down to the bus station and pays for a ticket to Nationa Enquirer headquarters,

he figures he'll go right to the source of all information
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

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Re: Welcome to litl roosterville-Now under new management
« Reply #1426 on: August 19, 2007, 07:18:03 PM »
Trinity goes to the edge of town, rips down the sign and returns to the littleroosterville HOOTERS, mumbling all the way.
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


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Re: Welcome to litl roosterville-Now under new management
« Reply #1427 on: August 19, 2007, 07:29:23 PM »
The Hooters girls are all singin' "Coming Soon, wait for it" when Trinity gets back to the Hooters.  An airplane flies over and writes in smoke.




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Re: Welcome to litl roosterville-Now under new management
« Reply #1428 on: August 19, 2007, 07:33:45 PM »
and then has to make an emerengency landing because he's soooooo   dizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy ;D
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

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Re: Welcome to litl roosterville-Now under new management
« Reply #1429 on: August 19, 2007, 07:36:40 PM »
Trinity is now dizzy from watching the plane spin around in the sky!
If ya can't be fast it's good to be Lucky!
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Re: Welcome to litl roosterville-Now under new management
« Reply #1430 on: August 19, 2007, 08:03:22 PM »
"T'ain' no wonder that feller had ta lain so quickly.  His aero-plane was a-smokin' awl that tahm.  Prolly fergot ta affix tha cap on tha earl an' when he wen' ta loopin' it about an' he done spilt earl awl over tha engine."
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Re: Welcome to litl roosterville-Now under new management
« Reply #1431 on: August 20, 2007, 06:05:40 PM »
A rusty black 1963 Ford Station Wagon with fake wood grain paneling slowly drives into town, on it top is roped a giant outdoor speaker of the type they always had on the MASH TV show.  When the black car with blacked out windows reaches the town limits it starts broadcastin' through the giant speaker:

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Re: Welcome to litl roosterville-Now under new management
« Reply #1432 on: August 21, 2007, 03:05:59 AM »
   between working hard on the cam-paine trail and trying to get the details from Delmonico on the new big plans Coming Soon he lays his head on the desk and falls off to sleep
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Re: Welcome to litl roosterville-Now under new management
« Reply #1433 on: August 21, 2007, 04:29:09 AM »
Wakey, wakey, wakey!!!!

heave out, trice up

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Re: Welcome to litl roosterville-Now under new management
« Reply #1434 on: August 21, 2007, 09:35:32 PM »
A rifle chambers in the distance.  Click-clack!



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Re: Welcome to litl roosterville-Now under new management
« Reply #1435 on: August 21, 2007, 10:13:39 PM »


COMING TOMORROW, THEN YOU WILL NO LONGER HAVE TO WAIT FOR IT
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Re: Welcome to litl roosterville-Now under new management
« Reply #1436 on: August 21, 2007, 11:36:30 PM »
But, tomorrow never comes.  :(

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Re: Welcome to litl roosterville-Now under new management
« Reply #1437 on: August 22, 2007, 12:15:41 AM »
But, tomorrow never comes.  :(

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Tomorrow is now today, and it's here, no waitin', it now comes in an extra strength version. ;D  Presenting, Big Blue. ;D

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Re: Welcome to litl roosterville-Now under new management
« Reply #1438 on: August 22, 2007, 02:39:45 AM »
It's for Big Men!





could you heat the soup up for us, please?
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Re: Welcome to litl roosterville-Now under new management
« Reply #1439 on: August 22, 2007, 04:58:57 AM »
When did they start putting prizes like that in can's of soup?  ???

I gotta get out more often!  ;D
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