Welcome to litl roosterville-Now under better management.

[Trinity]

Trinity has Sodbuster arrested and also thrown into the jail where the OCC team is still fighting.

[Sod Buster]

Trinity has Sodbuster arrested and also thrown into the jail where the OCC team is still fighting.

Sod Buster offers the banana he had in his pocket to the OCC team and they leave him alone.

[litl rooster]

litl' rooster see's Sod Buster's load of Veggies with the Cantelopes on the tail end..........He gets his  recently aquirred (but not boughtn') Henry's Repeating Rifle in .22 Rim fire and shoots the Melons.....................Melons is fun to shoot

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[Trinity]

"Yep, but ya orta not waste yer tahm with tha "Little Golden Lad".  Hair, Ah foun' this in tha los' an' foun'.  Ah thank she bee-longs to you."  Trinity hands him his old Henry back.

[Delmonico]

<Them is muskmelons, not canter-lopes, all canter-lopes is muskmelons, but not all muskmelons are canter-lopes, look like Rocky Fords to me.>

[Ozark Tracker]

Ain't ole Rocky Ford, that fellar that's always trying to grow a bigger melon than Sod Buster?

[litl rooster]

"Yep, but ya orta not waste yer tahm with tha "Little Golden Lad".  Hair, Ah foun' this in tha los' an' foun'.  Ah thank she bee-longs to you."  Trinity hands him his old Henry back.

sigh...............................gently caressing the cold blue steel with his nekkid hand, gently pulling the follower towards the end on the barrel till it locks. With a gentle twist, it opens, he begins dropping freshly loaded cases one at a time in the magazine. Another twist and a movement of the Lever.  The 2 are 1 again and in Heaven....................Rocky Fords- Huney do's-Musk, whatever     just get out of the way we have werk to do......


Trinity you should come by my office I think we could sceme up up with a business plan.

[Sod Buster]

Ain't ole Rocky Ford, that fellar that's always trying to grow a bigger melon than Sod Buster?

Remind me to send some grubs that way. 

[Trinity]

<Them is muskmelons, not canter-lopes, all canter-lopes is muskmelons, but not all muskmelons are canter-lopes, look like Rocky Fords to me.>

All of America has been deceived for so long that just about only the farming community and folks outside of the country know that.

Remind me to send some grubs that way. 

"Psssst.  Don' fergit ta send them grubs."

...

Trinity you should come by my office I think we could sceme up up with a business plan.

Trinity walks into litl rooster's office after he has destroyed all of the melons.  "Reportin' fer dooooty, sir!"

[Delmonico]

A Rocky Ford has green flesh when ripe like a Honey Dew but it has a rough veined skin like a canter-lope, they is the best, wish I had some fresh oout of my grandpa's garden.   

"Bout 30 years ago I had a muskmelon patch out at a friends place, my cuzzin' and I decided to go out there one night to watch some metor shower.  Well we got to eatin' muskmelons right out of the garden.  T'ain't my fault he got sicker n dog.   Guess some folks can't handle muskmelon and Scotch.

[Sod Buster]

T'ain't my fault he got sicker n dog.   Guess some folks can't handle muskmelon and Scotch.

They don't make a good combination?

[Delmonico]

I didn't have no problem, just him.

[Montana Darlin]

ATTENTION


litlrooster and Trinity, ya might wanna move HOOTERS away from that dry crick bed..............







THERE'S OIL IN THAT MUD

[Montana Darlin]

As a brand new oil baroness Miss Montana posts a sign outside of littleroosterville:




Sheep (spit) herders are strictly forbidden to pass into the city limits of litlroosterville and any violaters will be dealt with accordingly.

[Marshal harpoluke]

As a brand new oil baroness Miss Montana posts a sign outside of littleroosterville:




Sheep (spit) herders are strictly forbidden to pass into the city limits of litlroosterville and any violaters will be dealt with accordingly.

Sounds like an invite ta me.  So You is callen Me out, OK but You has to come to Rio Salido Az.  Gots a reception ready fer Ya.

What do Ya want on Your Tomestone, Anchovies, Mushrooms, Pinenaple, Olives?

Little Rooster, N Delmonico, Ozark n Who ever Ah is shure to have a fine reception arranged fer You'ts.

 

[Delmonico]

Ignore the sheepherder, he's in the peyote again.

Montana, thats fish oil left from the carp.

[Trinity]

"She kin make vitermins outa that fish earl."

[litl rooster]

"She kin make vitermins outa that fish earl."

Trinity, I've arranged a small investment loan from the Fish Earl Baroness   I've also think I might be gettin' a raise in my allowance..........So with your knack with the ladies. I was thinkin' mebbe we could open one them there saloons. Where the wimmen serve the drinks and dance on the bar too.....But we don't want no Ugly wimmen .............that's where you come in.............This means the car hop girl Ilene at Hooter's would have to do somethin else

[Marshal harpoluke]

Trinity, I've arranged a small investment loan from the Fish Earl Baroness   I've also think I might be gettin' a raise in my allowance..........So with your knack with the ladies. I was thinkin' mebbe we could open one them there saloons. Where the wimmen serve the drinks and dance on the bar too.....But we don't want no Ugly wimmen .............that's where you come in.............This means the car hop girl Ilene at Hooter's would have to do somethin else

 

Ah here Sade hawkins is on Her way for Trinity.

[Marshal harpoluke]

Ignore the sheepherder, he's in the peyote again.

Montana, thats fish oil left from the carp.

There Ya go again trying to shoot off someone elses mouth.

Ah said waht Ah said, don't use peyote, or the wild-wood weed.