Welcome to litl roosterville-Now under better management.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Irish gets Trinity a drink, then whispers to litl rooster, "I wondered why we had a bin full of arms out back!"

[Texas Lawdog]

Everclear and ugly women just don't mix well.  We brewed up some "Trash Can Punch" one time in a 55 gal plastic trash can.  We used a wooden house broom handle to stir it with. Some body left the broom handle in there all night. The next mornin' we found all the paint had been stripped off the broom.   What a Party!    What A Night!

[Leo Tanner]

May I suggest some beer goggles.
     They is magic   Ya lay down at 2 with a ten then wake up at 10 with a two.
Just a thought.


Leo

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[Texas Lawdog]

That Everclear Puch does something to your eyesight.

[Ozark Tracker]

well you've heard the song,

The girls all get prettier at closing time.   

Funny how that works.

[Leo Tanner]

Penn and Teller got nuthin on that trick

[Texas Lawdog]

I was wakin' up with ugly women, when Penn and Teller were crappin' in their diapers.

[Trinity]

<<What's wrong with Everclear?  That's what I started drinking on, back in high school.  Man, I tore myself up a few times, but never barfed.  MD 20/20 orange was the first stuff that made me barf. 

That trashcan punch, I think, is a staple for young folks.  In my school days here in NC, they called "Party Juice" or just "PJ".  In my brother's school days in Texas they called it "Purple Jesus".   My favorite part (and still is with the party beverage with more couth: Sangria) is the fruit.  I love to just eat on that stuff.  At first, I never knew that the alcohol concentrated itself in the fruit.  The first several parties, I just wondered how I got drunk so quickly.>>

"Ok, litl rooster, Here's a couple gals who come fer a inter-vewwwww.  Ya wan' me ta hahr 'em?"

[Texas Lawdog]

That's a nice lookin' kilt. I wonder what Clan she belongs to.   The other one looks like a cheerleader for the Carolina Panthers.

[Trinity]

A peanut to the Lawdawg.  (Anybody got a knife, it's stuck to the bar.)

I gotta a couple of suggestions for wimmmen.    Flo, the gal on the Nationwide commerical, and the gal on the Planters' Cashew commericals. 

Fergot to mention.  Glad I'm not alone. I'm in love with flo myself.  She definitely needs to be hired.  Now, that Planter's gal, that's what got me in trouble with the boss in tha first place.

[Texas Lawdog]

AH! To be that little cashew!

[Trinity]

Yes, that would be nice.

[litl rooster]

okay paper towels please...had Pepsi squirt out my nose damn you

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Uh Tex n rooster, we need a steerin committee to review Trinity's picks.  I found a case a Everclear in hiz interview room an there was posters of them two wimmin Trinity submitted on tha wall n that's whut tha camera wuz pointed at.  Tha security camera got pictures of tha two he interviewed.

[Texas Lawdog]

The one in the green tank top is definitely prime time commerical material.  Other one, maybe Plus Size commercial.

[Leo Tanner]

Used ta a Letterman Brothers record with that song on it.
     I guess ya should stick with the Everclear, the beer goggles aint workin


Leo

[Arcey]

Y’all do unnerstand them’s pics ah sumbody’s daughter(s)?

[Texas Lawdog]

Only the names have changed to protect the innocent.  There is nuthin' wrong with yer TV set, Do Not try to adjust it.  You're in the "Twilight Zone"!   There's a sign up ahead,   Ugly Women Ahead! Enter at Your Own Risk! Not Responsible for Accidents!

[Leo Tanner]

Y’all do unnerstand them’s pics ah sumbody’s daughter(s)?

Dang it Arcey.  Why'd ya have ta go an be a pill.  Boys was just havin fun.
     Now I feel bad.  Even worse Tex's directions led me ta the Outer Limits an not the Terlit Zone.  Guess it's just one a them days.


Leo

[Arcey]

I got pretty daughters. Ya got pretty daughters. Sumbody else don’t need ta be reminded. We describe ‘em nobody knows. Images removes all doubt……