Welcome to litl roosterville-Now under better management.

[Delmonico]

The black Suburban guys find the trapdoor and end up in litl rooster's cave.

[Sod Buster]

The black Suburban guys find the trapdoor and end up in litl rooster's cave.

Where they find Litl Rooster bent over his latest batch of 12ga reloads.  LR has been trying to get some "Purple Haze" into the shells.

[Delmonico]

They leave with litl rooster handcuffed and tied to the top rack of the lead black Suburban.  He smells to much like a horse to be allowed inside.

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[Ozark Tracker]

Sod Buster quickly covers up the trapdoor that leads to the portion of LR's cave where he found the mushrooms.  He hopes LR doesn't find out that he was selling him mushrooms from LR's very own cave! 

naw. he won't know,  why,  how would he find out??

[Trinity]

note from the management>.................Oreintal Buffett serves no food with MSG and no "cats" were harmed in the processing of meals

However, Trinity notes that there is a suspicious lack of stray cats in the area lately.

"Say, litl rooster.  What in tarnation is a vegematibble melody anyway?"

[litl rooster]

"Say, litl rooster.  What in tarnation is a vegematibble melody anyway?"

 A song? With many songs thrown into one

[Trinity]

litl rooster shooting his buddy Trinity in the back:

Click once below

[Top Dawg]

They leave with litl rooster handcuffed and tied to the top rack of the lead black Suburban.  He smells to much like a horse to be allowed inside.

Top Dawg pads up to the men in the blak suburban and drops a legal notice next the person in charge, who in turn picks it up and reads it and starts cursing in a foreign language.  Top Dawg waits with a snarl on his face, he doesn't like the tone of his voice.  

The man hands the papers to the next person in charge and he reads them also:

WRIT OF HABIUS CORPUS

The don't like it but they have to let litlrooster loose.  

Top Dawg then drops another legal paper and the person in charge reads it:

PERMANENT RESTRAINING ORDER

The men in the black surburban are forbiddin to ever step foot in litlroosteville or his cave ever again.  These two documents were signed by THE SUPREMEM COURT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico finds litl roosters hat layin' in the road where it blew off.  It has lost it's shape so he picks it up and takes it to the steamer and Taco's it.

[Ozark Tracker]

Delmonico finds litl roosters hat layin' in the road where it blew off.  It has lost it's shape so he picks it up and takes it to the steamer and Taco's it.

now litl rooster's gonna havta git him a guitar, he'll be looking like Jr. Brown or little Jimmy Dickens

[Trinity]

"Hey look, it's Top Dawg.  He's back agin!  Welcome."

[Sod Buster]

Delmonico finds litl roosters hat layin' in the road where it blew off.  It has lost it's shape so he picks it up and takes it to the steamer and Taco's it.

Super Taco?
From Jack N the Box?  <slobber><drool>

[Sod Buster]

now litl rooster's gonna havta git him a guitar, he'll be looking like Jr. Brown or little Jimmy Dickens

Jr. Brown plays the Guit-Steel

[Delmonico]

Hey, I gots that CD.   His "Surf Medley"  on that is just plain awsome.

[Sod Buster]

Hey, I gots that CD.   His "Surf Medley"  on that is just plain awsome.

I've got a few CDs and have seen him in concert a couple of times.  I love his song "My Wife Thinks Your Dead":

It's good to see you baby it's been a long long while
We're both a whole lot older and seen a lot of miles
But thing are different now since the good ol days
And youve been in some trouble
Since we went our separate ways
Well have to say hello maybe some other time instead
Cause youre wanted by the police
And my wife thinks youre dead.

Somebody spread the rumor that you had lost your life
Least thats the way I heard it and what I told my wife
Now here youre showing up again and talk is getting round
And I can see that one of us will have to leave this town
If you think that I want trouble
Than youre crazy in your head
Cause youre wanted by the police
And my wife thinks youre dead.

You never called or wrote me just up and disappeared
Nobody knew what happened
Where you been for all these years
Now troubles what youre lookin like
Cause troubles where you been
And I can see the kind of trouble you could get me in
You better pay attention to every word I said
Cause youre wanted by the police
And my wife thinks youre dead.

So goodbye to you baby Im glad weve got to talk
But Im faithful to my wife and I dont ever break the law
I dont know where youre headed for
But I know where you been
Were reminisced now lets just go our separate ways again
Go find another ex-sweetheart to hang around instead
Because youre wanted by the police
And my wife thinks youre dead.

[Top Dawg]

"Hey look, it's Top Dawg.  He's back agin!  Welcome."

After seasoning the tires of the lead black suburban, Top Dawg pads over to Trinity and sniffs......


I think in smell puddy tat, just can't figure out where it's coming from.


woof

[litl rooster]

  After thanking Top Dawg properly...................litl' rooster takes his hat to the water tank and dips it , shaking the excess water off places it back on his head.  The elements will shape it properly now.






I like the Surf Medley and some of the others........Venom Wearing Denium and My Wife thinks

[Ozark Tracker]

them surf songs will get ya in trouble, I went to Florida when I was 32,   several years ago, well when I got there and to the beach, I decided to rent a surf board and give it a shot.  well them surf boards had a long rubber band attached to the board and then on the other end you had a strap to go around yer ankle. so I bucklled it up and got on the board and paddled out to where everybody else was,

long story short, them rubber bands streatch quite a bit and the board zooms right back out ya. 

it was fun though, after learning to dodge the board.

[Trinity]

After seasoning the tires of the lead black suburban, Top Dawg pads over to Trinity and sniffs......


I think in smell puddy tat, just can't figure out where it's coming from.


woof

Yer probably smellin' my puddy tat TC.  If not, I don't know what it is that yer smellin'.

[Ozark Tracker]

Are you implying that TC smells?  that's probally goin be offending to him.