Author Topic: Welcome to litl roosterville-Now under better management. (Read 437505 times)

litl rooster · « **Reply #900 on:** September 12, 2006, 03:59:29 PM »

Not smelling like bbq egg plant, litl' rooster decides to take a rope along

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #901 on:** September 12, 2006, 04:05:54 PM »

the closer litl rooster gets the more it smells like beef bbq, so litl rooster hurries a little.

litl rooster · « **Reply #902 on:** September 12, 2006, 04:32:57 PM »

Slowing only to spot a strong Oak brow.

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Trinity · « **Reply #903 on:** September 12, 2006, 07:34:40 PM »

It seems that litl rooster has become turned around. He's still in litl roosterville.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #904 on:** September 12, 2006, 07:51:03 PM »

he musta tuke a wrong turn outa the back door

litl rooster · « **Reply #905 on:** September 13, 2006, 04:15:18 PM »

Quote from: Ozark Tracker on September 12, 2006, 07:51:03 PM

he musta tuke a wrong turn outa the back door

stops back at his office and get's his spectacles and a map

Trinity · « **Reply #906 on:** September 13, 2006, 06:32:36 PM »

...And takes a tour of all Tall Tales.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #907 on:** September 15, 2006, 08:42:38 PM »

That musta been his summer vacation

Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #908 on:** September 16, 2006, 07:24:36 AM »

Nope, lR kent read, that map aint no help at all. After lR has rambled aimlessly in circles for a week one of tha Hooters girls puts tha spectacles on Pea Eye an show the hoss tha map n points out whar lR needs to go. She puts tha spectacles an tha map in tha saddlebags an Pea Eye takes off in a straight line towards there destination. About an hour later Pea Eye returns to pick up lR who had gotten off to go to tha necessary room whilst Pea Eye wuz readin tha map. Once lR mounts up Pea Eye heads out agin.

litl rooster · « **Reply #909 on:** September 16, 2006, 02:16:37 PM »

Pea Eye got me over to that beef stealin' Sod Buster's Township but by time we got there they'd ate the evidence

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #910 on:** September 16, 2006, 02:28:32 PM »

when litl rooster asks about any beef being cooked, Trinity speaks up first, beef ?

beef?

why! why! we having bbq'd eggplant,

yeah,

that's what we been eating

Sod Buster · « **Reply #911 on:** September 16, 2006, 09:17:56 PM »

Quote from: litl rooster on September 16, 2006, 02:16:37 PM

Pea Eye got me over to that beef stealin' Sod Buster's Township but by time we got there they'd ate the evidence

Wait a minute...Trinity brought over 50 head and we only cut up one of them.....did Trinity eat the other 49 by himself? <BURP>

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #912 on:** September 16, 2006, 09:25:46 PM »

ssssssshhhhhhhhh, he's got them hid out till he gets enough pits dug to cook all of em.

Trinity · « **Reply #913 on:** September 17, 2006, 05:18:47 PM »

"An' they's hahdin' mighty good, Ah'd say."

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #914 on:** September 17, 2006, 05:28:56 PM »

must be stealth cattle

litl rooster · « **Reply #915 on:** September 17, 2006, 05:44:05 PM »

'Cept for the blue speckeled steer behind the cactus

Trinity · « **Reply #916 on:** September 17, 2006, 05:45:02 PM »

Trinity gets and idea and runs to the barn for some black paint.

Sod Buster · « **Reply #917 on:** September 17, 2006, 06:05:15 PM »

Quote from: Trinity on September 17, 2006, 05:45:02 PM

Trinity gets and idea and runs to the barn for some black paint.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #918 on:** September 19, 2006, 05:07:00 PM »

after dark falls, Trinity herds all the cattle to a better hiding place.

litl rooster · « **Reply #919 on:** September 19, 2006, 06:51:27 PM »

Some one may want to warn Trinity about the dangers of Methane, before he lights a candle or a Kerosene Lantern

ahhhh never mind

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