Author Topic: Welcome to litl roosterville-Now under better management. (Read 439055 times)

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #1220 on:** December 12, 2006, 07:43:31 PM »

hearing all this news about things going to the wrong address, Trinity sits down and writes out a letter to Santa, to make sure he's knows the right address to bring his stuff to.

Trinity · « **Reply #1221 on:** December 12, 2006, 08:37:25 PM »

Delmonico · « **Reply #1222 on:** December 12, 2006, 08:42:05 PM »

Santa has trouble readin' it and so buys some calico and has the elfs make Trinity A dress

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Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #1223 on:** December 12, 2006, 08:44:12 PM »

with poodles

Trinity · « **Reply #1224 on:** December 12, 2006, 08:46:36 PM »

Santa delivers it early causing Trinity to run off in embarrassment. "That dern Santer, he don' know nuffin!"

Sod Buster · « **Reply #1225 on:** December 12, 2006, 08:47:49 PM »

Now Trinity, you know there is no Sanity Clause.

Delmonico · « **Reply #1226 on:** December 12, 2006, 08:48:00 PM »

Naw skirts have poodles, Santa made him a full blown Laura Ingalls/Little House on the Prairie, prairie dress out of pink flowerdy calico.

Trinity · « **Reply #1227 on:** December 12, 2006, 08:49:46 PM »

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #1228 on:** December 12, 2006, 08:53:24 PM »

Trinity walks back and forth a fretting over the new dress, when he spies a boost-te-a that one of the Hooters girls had left behind, he takes a close look at it. holds it up to the mirror in front of him.

Trinity · « **Reply #1229 on:** December 12, 2006, 09:06:03 PM »

Soon, Trinity is all dressed up, complete with lip stick when litl rooster walks in.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #1230 on:** December 12, 2006, 09:11:57 PM »

litl rooster, seeing the lady, thinks this is Trinity's date, he greets her and asks what her plans are for the evening, thinking her and Trintiy is going out to the diner.

litl rooster · « **Reply #1231 on:** December 13, 2006, 03:08:34 PM »

after a short conversation I find out it's his date and his Cousin

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #1232 on:** December 13, 2006, 06:38:55 PM »

well it was easier to talk to relatives

Trinity · « **Reply #1233 on:** December 14, 2006, 07:37:00 PM »

Embarassed at being seen in the dress, Trinity decides to let litl rooster continue believing that he is Trinity's cousin. To litl rooter, he says "Me an' ol' Trinity done had a hoot down to tha fambly ree-youuunion las' summer... Wail, Ah best be goin'. It don' look lahk ol' Trinity is nowhar 'bouts."

Trinity runs out the door and around the corner where he finds his union suit hanging on the line after it's yearly wash. He quickly changes out of the dress and the make up.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #1234 on:** December 14, 2006, 07:51:54 PM »

about the time Trintiy gets changed, litl rooster comes out the back door and sees Trinity a standing there in his union suit.

Trinity, yer cousin is around here somewhere a looking fer ya, what's her name?

litl rooster · « **Reply #1235 on:** December 14, 2006, 08:03:29 PM »

.>author's note litl rooter knows it's really Trinity, he didn't bother changin his sock and recognize it.<

Trinity · « **Reply #1236 on:** December 14, 2006, 08:11:28 PM »

Startled, Trinity nervously answers "Huh, Who? Uhhh... Ah don' got no girl cousins in these parts. Mus' be a theeef. Bes' go git her afore she takes tha good chiner!!"

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #1237 on:** December 14, 2006, 08:15:41 PM »

Trinity runs around the corner and puts the womens clothes back on and comes hobbling around the corner, he tells litl rooster that when he see's Trintiy just tell him she went on down to the diner.

Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #1238 on:** December 20, 2006, 03:30:08 PM »

An insidious Private Eye takes pictures of Trinity in the dress standing with litl rooster, then a picture of Trinity in his Uunion suit with litl rooster, noting that Trinity fergot to remove the lipstick. The Private Eye sells the pictures to Hillary to use against litl rooster in the campaign.

Delmonico · « **Reply #1239 on:** December 20, 2006, 03:40:35 PM »

Hillary sees the pictures and decides she wants a date.

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