Author Topic: Welcome to litl roosterville-Now under better management. (Read 439019 times)

Montana Darlin · « **Reply #660 on:** August 05, 2006, 12:27:52 PM »

Quote from: Marshal harpoluke on July 30, 2006, 01:27:09 PM

Why Miss Darling,I didn't know You cared.

Just the point sheep (spit) herder,,,, I DON'T CARE!!!

Montana Darlin · « **Reply #661 on:** August 05, 2006, 12:33:06 PM »

Quote from: Delmonico on July 30, 2006, 02:06:17 PM

103 here right now, I hope it don't get hot, I hate it when it gets over 105.

Yer right Slim, hate it when it gets past 115 with the heat index, been hotter then hades here. Might go to AZ and cool off, need a jacket or something, might only be 99 there.

Delmonico · « **Reply #662 on:** August 05, 2006, 01:09:53 PM »

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Yer right Slim, hate it when it gets past 115 with the heat index, been hotter then hades here. Might go to AZ and cool off, need a jacket or something, might only be 99 there.

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You've mistaken me for Slim, we ain't interchangable.

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litl rooster · « **Reply #663 on:** August 05, 2006, 01:56:40 PM »

he he he he

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #664 on:** August 05, 2006, 02:08:37 PM »

Marshal harpoluke · « **Reply #665 on:** August 05, 2006, 03:04:50 PM »

Quote from: Montana Darlin on August 05, 2006, 12:33:06 PM

Yer right Slim, hate it when it gets past 115 with the heat index, been hotter then hades here. Might go to AZ and cool off, need a jacket or something, might only be 99 there.

Yer artillery (12ga is a bit light) We Speak 10ga round here

, but I guess it will have ta do, Ah carry three 12ga as backups., never had to use em.

It has been a little cooler here in Arizona territory.

Come on down, I'll make a 'Reception' fer Ya.!

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #666 on:** August 05, 2006, 09:00:51 PM »

cooling off in Arizona and warming up in Nebraskey, now that's kinda messed up

ain't it

Delmonico · « **Reply #667 on:** August 05, 2006, 11:21:46 PM »

We do that all the time, I've seen -27 and 107 both. I've worn a jacket on the 4th of July watchin' fireworks and hunted in a T-shirt and seen frogs out on New Years day.

In 89 it was -18 on Christmas Eve and we seen gnats out when we were huntin' in 65 degee weather on the 26th.

Make us tough.

Also been in 100 mph straight winds.

Trinity · « **Reply #668 on:** August 06, 2006, 12:24:35 PM »

I was camping in Spain in '97 wearing a jacket on July 4 with nightime sub zero temps. Ok ok, that was celcius, but they were sub freezing temps.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #669 on:** August 06, 2006, 12:33:56 PM »

Quote from: Delmonico on August 05, 2006, 11:21:46 PM

26th. Make us tough.

If'n it don't kill ya outright.

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #670 on:** August 07, 2006, 01:04:14 PM »

Quote from: Montana Darlin on August 05, 2006, 12:33:06 PM

Yer right Slim, hate it when it gets past 115 with the heat index, been hotter then hades here. Might go to AZ and cool off, need a jacket or something, might only be 99 there.

Quote from: Delmonico on August 05, 2006, 01:09:53 PM

You've mistaken me for Slim, we ain't interchangable.

Slim

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #671 on:** August 08, 2006, 04:05:40 PM »

Quote from: Trinity on August 06, 2006, 12:24:35 PM

I was camping in Spain in '97 wearing a jacket on July 4 with nightime sub zero temps. Ok ok, that was celcius, but they were sub freezing temps.

the only times I been camping out in sub feezing temps, I was in basic training and that were'nt much fun. snowing and sleeting. Ft. Leonard Wood Missouri

Trinity · « **Reply #672 on:** August 08, 2006, 06:03:17 PM »

Quote from: Ozark Tracker on August 08, 2006, 04:05:40 PM

the only times I been camping out in sub feezing temps, I was in basic training and that were'nt much fun. snowing and sleeting. Ft. Leonard Wood Missouri

It weren't no fun for me either. I was packed for summer! I didn't have a sleeping bag, I only had a summer blanket. It is terrible to have your shivering wake you up!

Trinity · « **Reply #673 on:** August 08, 2006, 06:04:09 PM »

The mega mover team comes in over at the Sodbuster Township to jack up the Hooters and moves it litlroosterville. The first thing Trinity does is remove every bit of vegetation and adds ten new animals. The new menu starts with Lamb Stew, Fried Horse and Gator soup.

Delmonico · « **Reply #674 on:** August 08, 2006, 06:07:57 PM »

They stop to eat afore they take off the wheels and forget to block them.

As they sit in the shade and eat, it rolls down the hill and into the large mud hole that used to be Lake litl roosterville.

It sinks into the mud up to the middle of the windows.

Delmonico · « **Reply #675 on:** August 08, 2006, 06:08:38 PM »

BTW, the mud smells like dead carp.

Trinity · « **Reply #676 on:** August 08, 2006, 06:11:44 PM »

Trinity goes to round up litl rooster. Soon they are in front of DArchangel-A-turn-ee At Law explaining the situation. The proposed course of action is to sue the History Channel.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #677 on:** August 08, 2006, 06:28:29 PM »

The History Channel talks to Trinity and litl rooster, tells them they got a pyamid loaded up right now and if they don't sue, they'll just bring it over and set it up

Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #678 on:** August 08, 2006, 06:30:47 PM »

Tha Eller-funk pops into tha thread an runs over Trinity an litl rooster's A-turn-nee, since he will be laid up in the hospital for awhile they will have to wait to sue tha History Channel and might want to think about tha pyramid. The Eller-funk poops on litl rooster's boots an runs out of the thread into No-Persons Land, between the threads.

Delmonico · « **Reply #679 on:** August 08, 2006, 06:36:58 PM »

<Wonder if the "Dirty Jobs" guy could clean it up if the Mega-Movers could get it out."

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<Marla Perkins could take care of the eller-funk, he could have Jim rope it and then Marlan could 'splain all 'bout it while it drug Jim all over heck.

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