Author Topic: Welcome to litl roosterville-Now under better management. (Read 437528 times)

Trinity · « **Reply #800 on:** August 21, 2006, 07:17:51 PM »

The problem is that the swatter is now striking Trinity's hand every time he reaches for a wing. He begins to grow impatient, but keeps trying.

litl rooster · « **Reply #801 on:** August 21, 2006, 07:20:05 PM »

Onlookers are amazed with Trinity's determindation and keep feeding coins in the slot.

Trinity · « **Reply #802 on:** August 21, 2006, 07:21:36 PM »

Trinity gets angrier and angrier. His face is now flaming red... oh wait, that's due to the original placement of the swatter.

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Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #803 on:** August 21, 2006, 07:31:59 PM »

suddenly the swatter misses a beat, Trinity grabs the wings and being so hungry bites his red hand instead of the wing,

meanwhile litl rooster puts on a new stronger rope and the people start feeding the machine again.

litl rooster · « **Reply #804 on:** August 21, 2006, 07:37:26 PM »

We going to be rich now fella's just got word from thr U.S. patent office(that's located in Washington D.C. in the U.S.) we got a patent now for the Swat o Matic game......

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #805 on:** August 21, 2006, 07:42:03 PM »

Is it going to come with a Trinity Doll for swatting.

litl rooster · « **Reply #806 on:** August 21, 2006, 07:50:59 PM »

<<<< fires off letter to "Ozark Cowboy Skunk Works": Dear Sir, Please start production of the Swat o Matic machines, include lifesize "Sleeping Trinity Doll", with computor sofeware. Please rush orders are coming in. Respectfully, litl' rooster

Trinity · « **Reply #807 on:** August 21, 2006, 07:54:58 PM »

Trinity finishes the turkey wing and reaches for another...

Delmonico · « **Reply #808 on:** August 21, 2006, 07:56:04 PM »

It's not a doll, it's a no action figure.

litl rooster · « **Reply #809 on:** August 21, 2006, 07:59:55 PM »

Quote from: Delmonico on August 21, 2006, 07:56:04 PM

It's not a doll, it's a no action figure.

<<<<reaches for new roll of paper towels............

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #810 on:** August 21, 2006, 08:02:26 PM »

litl rooster recieves a package from Ozark Cowboy Skunk Works, he takes the game out of the box and sets it up. and steps back to look at the Trinity Doll

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #811 on:** August 21, 2006, 08:03:52 PM »

the second one is for when you swat the head off the first one.

Trinity · « **Reply #812 on:** August 21, 2006, 08:27:03 PM »

Trinity finally gets another wing. By now there is a long line at the Swat o Matic Machine and everybody boos Trinity's success.

Trinity looks over as litl rooster walks toward him with the "action figgure" that looks vaguely familiar. "What's that thang thar?"

Not waiting for an answer, Trinity reaches for another wing. The crowd screams in delight as another round begins.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #813 on:** August 22, 2006, 06:47:28 AM »

the crowd enjoys the game but a few are starting to get bored with the doll not makeing the same noises as Trinity was when he was being hit,

some of the patrons start a chant,

we want Trinity
we want Trinty

litl rooster · « **Reply #814 on:** August 22, 2006, 04:41:53 PM »

Quote from: Ozark Tracker on August 22, 2006, 06:47:28 AM

the crowd enjoys the game but a few are starting to get bored with the doll not makeing the same noises as Trinity was when he was being hit,

some of the patrons start a chant,

we want Trinity
we want Trinty

Seeing the trouble brewing trouble litl' rooster downloads the software, which enables the "No Action Figguer" to have slight motions, snoreand groan "I'm Hongry".....Coins begin to fall in the coin slot once again. Handing Trinity, a plate of Turkey wings and this weeks check...(minus the $3.25 advance from last week) The 2 men smile.

Trinity · « **Reply #815 on:** August 22, 2006, 06:49:35 PM »

"Uh, litl rooster. Kin Ah have a raise? Ah was hopin' Ah could have a extry ham-burger a day."

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #816 on:** August 25, 2006, 04:09:38 PM »

litl rooster and Trinity finally come to an agreement, one childs burger and fries, twice a week, Tuesdays and Thursdays.

litl rooster · « **Reply #817 on:** August 25, 2006, 08:19:33 PM »

Quote from: Ozark Tracker on August 25, 2006, 04:09:38 PM

litl rooster and Trinity finally come to an agreement, one childs burger and fries, twice a week, Tuesdays and Thursdays.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #818 on:** August 25, 2006, 08:40:31 PM »

litl rooster makes one more offer to Trinity to keep him happy, extra pickles, lettuce and tomatoes, Trinity leaves to go to work smiling from ear to ear,

(even though he don't like vegatables)

Trinity · « **Reply #819 on:** August 26, 2006, 05:09:31 PM »

Trinity says to himself: "Ah really done NEE-gotiated mahsef a better deal this tahm! Ah'll give them vegamatables ta Sherlene."

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