Author Topic: Welcome to litl roosterville-Now under better management. (Read 437533 times)

Sod Buster · « **Reply #1100 on:** October 15, 2006, 03:19:14 PM »

Quote from: Ozark Tracker on October 15, 2006, 06:20:36 AM

ya mean them folks out in Verginny don't celebrate? we just look fer a reason to ta have a drink round here. usually don't need one though.

Yes we do! I usually celebrate Oktoberfest at Mountain Lake, just outside of Blacksburg VA (where Dirty Dancing was filmed). This year I am missing it due to the project in Columbus, OH

http://www.mtnlakehotel.com/oktoberfest.htm

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #1101 on:** October 15, 2006, 05:48:49 PM »

they always have a wine festival here along about the end of September, with wine and beer booths

tis winery is about 10 miles down the road from us,

http://www.wiederkehrwines.com/fest.html#activ

litl rooster · « **Reply #1102 on:** October 15, 2006, 06:39:48 PM »

noon tomorrow...to start offf the first annual litl' roosterville Octoberfest free draft beer with all meals>>>>While supply lasts

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Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #1103 on:** October 16, 2006, 08:39:57 AM »

Unfortunately while litl Rooster is painting the signs Trinity finds the draft beer and supplies don't last very long at all!

Delmonico · « **Reply #1104 on:** October 16, 2006, 08:55:19 AM »

No problem, litl rooser (small chicken) gets on E-Bay and buys a hundred cases of Billy Beer some fool had been saving till it got valuble. litl rooster starts pouring cans of Billy Beer back into the kegs.

Four-Eyed Buck · « **Reply #1105 on:** October 16, 2006, 10:32:56 AM »

Yuuuuuuuuuuuuck

$:-\$

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #1106 on:** October 16, 2006, 11:34:00 AM »

litl rooster has the omp pa band strike up a song, but the crowd grows restless as more Billy Beer is served

litl rooster · « **Reply #1107 on:** October 16, 2006, 11:38:16 AM »

Quote from: Ozark Tracker on October 16, 2006, 11:34:00 AM

litl rooster has the omp pa band strike up a song, but the crowd grows restless as more Billy Beer is served

restless or nausiated?

??

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #1108 on:** October 16, 2006, 11:47:47 AM »

Quote from: litl rooster on October 16, 2006, 11:38:16 AM

restless or nausiated???

Both as they drink more, then they see Trinity walking by with his mug full of dark beer and the riot begins

Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #1109 on:** October 16, 2006, 01:45:49 PM »

Half the crowd goes after litl Rooster and half the crowd goes after Trinity!

litl rooster · « **Reply #1110 on:** October 16, 2006, 03:52:27 PM »

litl' rooster leads his half to the "Cosies" thread to riot there.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #1111 on:** October 16, 2006, 06:19:15 PM »

the other half chase Trinity back and forth thru litl roosterville up and down every street

Delmonico · « **Reply #1112 on:** October 16, 2006, 06:20:09 PM »

The rioters that left come back to litl roosterville all covered in sorgum moooolasses and in crossing No Mans Land, the draw a large horde of ants. The ants invade the little roosterville buffet and eat the cook and three waitresses.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #1113 on:** October 16, 2006, 06:28:03 PM »

litl rooster grabs a keg of the Billy Beer and pours it in a circle around him. The ants are afraid to cross the lliquid as it smells just like bug bomb

Delmonico · « **Reply #1114 on:** October 16, 2006, 06:31:18 PM »

The ants go to the litl roosterville toy store and buy a set of Tinker Toys and start to build a bridge over the Billy Beer.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #1115 on:** October 16, 2006, 06:57:45 PM »

with the Billy Beer running low, litl rooster hollers fer Trinity

Delmonico · « **Reply #1116 on:** October 16, 2006, 07:02:28 PM »

But Trinity remembers how cruel litl rooster was when Trinity worked at the litl roosters Hooters.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #1117 on:** October 16, 2006, 07:05:28 PM »

Trinity remembers where he hid a couple of cans of potted meat and goes to get it

Delmonico · « **Reply #1118 on:** October 16, 2006, 07:08:34 PM »

Deciding to make this a massey-cur, the ants recruit the cockroaches in the buffet's kitchen.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #1119 on:** October 16, 2006, 07:15:35 PM »

litl rooster, with his back to the wall, pulls his guns and starts shooting

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