Author Topic: Welcome to litl roosterville-Now under better management. (Read 438989 times)

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #380 on:** July 12, 2006, 12:29:32 PM »

Slim awakes on the ground and smells something burnt. He figgers Litl Rooster burnt some wings agin. He gits up, brushes the dust off his clothes, and goes back to his county to make more sausage.

<Arthur's note: Trinity how did yer HO turn lime green?

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Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #381 on:** July 12, 2006, 02:31:57 PM »

Trinity give her Lime Kool Aid!

Trinity · « **Reply #382 on:** July 12, 2006, 05:30:21 PM »

Quote from: Silver Creek Slim on July 12, 2006, 12:29:32 PM

Slim awakes on the ground and smells something burnt. He figgers Litl Rooster burnt some wings agin. He gits up, brushes the dust off his clothes, and goes back to his county to make more sausage.

<Arthur's note: Trinity how did yer HO turn lime green? >

<Arthurs note: I'm not quite sure.... but Miss Annie told me once or twice that

IT'S ALL SLIM'S FAULT!!!

>

Trinity enjoys the last of the sausage and considers making another trip to get more.

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Sod Buster · « **Reply #383 on:** July 12, 2006, 07:43:42 PM »

Quote from: Trinity on July 12, 2006, 05:30:21 PM

Trinity enjoys the last of the sausage and considers making another trip to get more.

<<Author's Note: What Trinity doesn't know is that 'sausage' is a new VEGAN blend of veggies and soy with some of Del's special spices>>

Delmonico · « **Reply #384 on:** July 12, 2006, 07:45:17 PM »

The veggies are rude-begas, turnips and some bleedin' beets to give it color.

Trinity · « **Reply #385 on:** July 12, 2006, 08:13:28 PM »

<< I must admit... I have eaten vegan meals that are supposed to taste like meat. I find the chicken patties, sausage (patties and links) and corn dogs among the best.

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Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #386 on:** July 12, 2006, 08:16:20 PM »

I can make several meals from veggies but eventually I got to have some meat.

Delmonico · « **Reply #387 on:** July 13, 2006, 12:10:51 AM »

I have a solution, since vegans like to make meat out of veggies, why not make veggies out of meat?

Myself I'll eat veggies that are veggies, to make somthing that is said/rumored to taste and look like meat just shows that they should give it up and go buy some meat. Be like me making Iced Tea and tryin' to tell you it was single malt Scotch, it ain't meat and it ain't Scotch.

litl rooster · « **Reply #388 on:** July 13, 2006, 04:31:21 AM »

In the space behind the Village Hall....................Work continues

Delmonico · « **Reply #389 on:** July 13, 2006, 09:07:12 AM »

This might work better than the Neandertals and their grill.

They'd see the 'tators and the carrots, they'd find out they were the bestest they ever et and then they find the fork-tender sirloin steak under them was the reason.

Arcey · « **Reply #390 on:** July 13, 2006, 09:24:40 AM »

Make no mistake, I throughly enjoy eating well prepared flesh of dead animals.

But I gottah brag, I did the 'taters yesterevenin' - on a dare. Brushed 'em clean. Cut 'em up. Tossed 'em in a pot. Salted 'em down 'til they looked right. Stuck in 'bout 3/4" of butter - that looked right too. Followin' Del's example I didn't measure nuttin'. Put water in 'til they were covered then boiled the hell out 'em. Goods I ever et.

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #391 on:** July 13, 2006, 09:56:50 AM »

Quote from: Trinity on July 12, 2006, 05:30:21 PM

<Arthurs note: I'm not quite sure.... but Miss Annie told me once or twice that

IT'S ALL SLIM'S FAULT!!!
>

Trinity enjoys the last of the sausage and considers making another trip to get more.

Slim

litl rooster · « **Reply #392 on:** July 13, 2006, 04:18:27 PM »

Emergency meeting of the Village Fathers>that's me< is called to pass Legisration to stop endless waste of meat >especially Beef< Seasonin' potatoes with it.

With in the Village limits..................

Forty Rod · « **Reply #393 on:** July 13, 2006, 07:49:39 PM »

TOFURKEY RULES!!!

Delmonico · « **Reply #394 on:** July 13, 2006, 07:51:17 PM »

litl rooster · « **Reply #395 on:** July 13, 2006, 08:32:35 PM »

Grand daddy use to say, Grannie could make a boot taste good cooked in the Dutch Oven....In the 60's thing's got tight had have the boot a time or two.

Trinity · « **Reply #396 on:** July 13, 2006, 09:33:21 PM »

I've had meats that tasted like boots. Mostly when I was doing the cooking.

Marshal harpoluke · « **Reply #397 on:** July 13, 2006, 09:53:51 PM »

Dell Ah Ain't saying that this steak is tough, I don't see that Ol mule that was tied up here an hour ago.

Delmonico · « **Reply #398 on:** July 13, 2006, 10:03:23 PM »

Only a sheep herder is durn fool enough to insult a cook. Oh well, no plate fer him if'n our paths cross.

Sides that grilled steaks are the ones that be tough, I don't grill, what ya think I am, a Neanderthal?

Marshal harpoluke · « **Reply #399 on:** July 13, 2006, 10:15:17 PM »

Quote from: Delmonico on July 13, 2006, 10:03:23 PM

Only a sheep herder is durn fool enough to insult a cook. Oh well, no plate fer him if'n our paths cross. Sides that grilled steaks are the ones that be tough, I don't grill, what ya think I am, a Neanderthal?

In Your case Dell that was a complement.

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