Author Topic: Welcome to litl roosterville-Now under better management. (Read 437502 times)

Tensleep · « **Reply #1760 on:** January 11, 2009, 07:53:04 AM »

ain't many been ta see tha ellyfant...
once ya do yer never tha same..

Texas Lawdog · « **Reply #1761 on:** January 11, 2009, 08:08:22 AM »

I ain't been the same since I read "Horton Hears A HOO!

litl rooster · « **Reply #1762 on:** January 11, 2009, 08:50:59 AM »

Quote from: Tensleep on January 11, 2009, 07:53:04 AM

ain't many been ta see tha ellyfant...
once ya do yer never tha same..

these are some tryin' times were gonin' thru....the e co no mi is weak.... Heck I hate to have enny one miss out on an opportunity like this...so what the

Come see the elephant!

Admission now just 15 cents

rebates will be offered to those who have paid full admission price earlier. Returned ticket stubs, to Litl Rooster inc. RFD., litl roosterville USA..*One per household*

disclaimer Not all persons visiting the elephant became wiser with just one visit. In some cases required multiple visit. Yet some never became wiser. Consult your doctor if this treatment is right for you.
side effect may include. jawdropping, blurred vision, dry mouth, diarreha, constipation, dizziness, hallcinations and mental illiness.
Elephant dung is strictly organic and non toxic but should never be consumed

Thank you for your visit please come again

remember the Flea market is open every Sat and Sun and Holidays...table spaces are available

Advertising · « **Reply #1763 on:** **Today** at 06:06:16 PM »

Four-Eyed Buck · « **Reply #1763 on:** January 11, 2009, 08:59:31 AM »

What a place! gots everything from fleas to elyphunks..........Buck

Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #1764 on:** January 11, 2009, 09:04:38 AM »

Just doan get tha fleas mixed up with tha ellyfunks, might not be purty!

Tensleep · « **Reply #1765 on:** January 11, 2009, 09:05:27 AM »

wish I could find that ticket stub.........

Delmonico · « **Reply #1766 on:** January 11, 2009, 10:57:24 AM »

litl rooster, now you have two, you can double the price:

Trinity · « **Reply #1767 on:** January 11, 2009, 10:59:13 AM »

How did I know that was coming?

Sod Buster · « **Reply #1768 on:** January 11, 2009, 11:01:17 AM »

I was wonderin' when the eller-funk from the Nebrassky thread would make an appearance!

Tensleep · « **Reply #1769 on:** January 11, 2009, 11:42:30 AM »

reckon I'll head out......

seen one ya seen 'em all ain't ya?

Delmonico · « **Reply #1770 on:** January 11, 2009, 01:22:19 PM »

Quote from: Tensleep on January 11, 2009, 11:42:30 AM

reckon I'll head out......

seen one ya seen 'em all ain't ya?

Wait, don't go to the see the egress, for no extra charge we have on the wall, printed on fine paper, a ski-matt-ick die-oh-grahm of both litle rooster and an elley-funk.

And if you hang around till five o-clock, we have this nice ree-pro-duck-shun copy of a famous magazine that will be given as a door prize to the lucky customer with the winnin' number on their tick-et stub.

Leo Tanner · « **Reply #1771 on:** January 11, 2009, 01:34:23 PM »

OK, I'm all in.

Texas Lawdog · « **Reply #1772 on:** January 11, 2009, 02:01:32 PM »

I guess you have to be present to win?

Delmonico · « **Reply #1773 on:** January 11, 2009, 02:05:29 PM »

Quote from: Texas Lawdog on January 11, 2009, 02:01:32 PM

I guess you have to be present to win?

No, if you are not here you could still win, but if the prize is not spoken for in 3 minutes it will become readin' material in The litl roosterville Hooters Employee's Men's restroom. (The one with the key, Trinity does not have a key for that one.)

litl rooster · « **Reply #1774 on:** January 11, 2009, 02:10:39 PM »

pssst.....Del, keep it down he thinks the key I give him is for the the new restroom

Delmonico · « **Reply #1775 on:** January 11, 2009, 02:13:01 PM »

Quote from: litl rooster on January 11, 2009, 02:10:39 PM

pssst.....Del, keep it down he thinks the key I give him is for the the new restroom

Whisper on: Sorry, I simpley told him he was banned from it like the WC room in the ranch house on The Ranch With No Name in the Newbrassky thread.

Trinity · « **Reply #1776 on:** January 11, 2009, 02:17:08 PM »

Trinity overhears the conversation and dejected, he looks at the key which litl rooster gave him. Upon it is written Ajax Gumball Machine Co.. For a moment, Trinity is excited, but then he remembers that the gumball machine was thrown out with the last set of renovations.

Texas Lawdog · « **Reply #1777 on:** January 11, 2009, 02:34:03 PM »

Trinity, All that sugar in those gumballs ain't good for you. It raises your blood sugar and rots your teeth out. It looks like you're only gonna be allowed in the outhouse.

Delmonico · « **Reply #1778 on:** January 11, 2009, 02:39:01 PM »

No one has noticed that one of the eller-funks has slipped out the door. The phone rings and littl rooster answers it and then sends Trinity out with a leash to bring the eller-funk back, seems there is a slight conflict between it and a MVDSM.

(Mini Van Driving Soccer Mom.)

Texas Lawdog · « **Reply #1779 on:** January 11, 2009, 02:48:31 PM »

An unsanctioned rollover test?

News:

Author Topic: Welcome to litl roosterville-Now under better management. (Read 437502 times)

Advertising