Welcome to litl roosterville-Now under better management.

[Marshal harpoluke]

 

You'll been drinken too mutch of Da Sheep Dip again.

 

[Ozark Tracker]

Are you opening a new bar to compete with hooters?  What are you going to call it?  Knockers?  You can use a woodpecker as a mascot.

would it be a red headed woodpecker,  would he look like woody woodpecker,  would he laugh like woody woodpecker?

[Trinity]

Probably a red headed woodpecker knocking on one of the Knockergirls.


Of course, if he wanted to open up a gay version of Hooters, he could still use the bird as a mascot...

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[Ozark Tracker]

what kind of bird 

[litl rooster]

  Finding Trinity at the new Knockers location, I buy him a another glass of his Morning Barley juice. Then hand him the Keys to litl' roosterville.  Trinity, I have some political aspiration to ensue, and hope I can count on you to oversee the day to day operations of litl' roosterville, aka litl' roosterville inc.  You are now Supreme Ruler of my domain Provost{you will notice I have removed the key to the cave from the ring}
  Remember sheep(spit) are not welcomed or allowed within the village limits



Litl' Rooster forPresident 2008

[Delmonico]

Trinity chews on the keys.

[litl rooster]

? Del it say's ya posted but there's no message ?

[Delmonico]

I fixed it, got in a hurry, Rowdy was dancin' in the kitchen.

[litl rooster]

I fixed it, got in a hurry, Rowdy was dancin' in the kitchen.

much more better

[Trinity]

what kind of bird 

"Geez.  Do Ah gotta spail it out.  That wood pecker." 

Trinity chews on the keys.

"Dail done tolt me these hair keys was made outta chawklet.  It mus' be old chawklet is all Ah'm sayin'."

[Delmonico]

That stuff ain't chok-o-late, I said the stuff that "LOOKS" like chock-o-late is cow poop that litl rooster got on them.

[Ozark Tracker]

we may never know now, Trinity done gnawed it all off the keys.

[litl rooster]

  Yep the village is safe now

[Trinity]

"It din't taste lahk no cow poop neither.  Don' ask how Ah know."

[Ozark Tracker]

well it's been an hour or so since ya said this,

But,  I gots ta  ask, 

How would ya know 

[Trinity]

"Ah done tolt ya not ta ask!

In order ta celemebrate mah new PO-sition hair at tha litl roosterville eatin' ee-stabishment AND in effort ta hailp litl rooster wif heeus campaign, we're servin' up lamb chops.  One dozen fer $1.49."

"Say, uh, Ozark.  How many's in a dozen?"

[Ozark Tracker]

In order ta celemebrate mah new PO-sition hair at tha litl roosterville eatin' ee-stabishment AND in effort ta hailp litl rooster wif heeus campaign, we're servin' up lamb chops.  One dozen fer $1.49."

"Say, uh, Ozark.  How many's in a dozen?"

well I'll take 2 dozen, I thank that'll be 36 of em ta go.

[Trinity]

"Ah kain' coun' no higher than 8.  Come in hair an' git theeeum.  Lessee.  That'll be $30.06 with tax."

[Ozark Tracker]

well if you got ta 8 on your hands with mine that would be 15,  how many fingers did litl rooster have on his hands,  he was good at hat counting.

[litl rooster]

  Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....This place looks like a ghoast town. Hope the weather warms up and the Tourist starting coming around soon.