Author Topic: Welcome to litl roosterville-Now under better management. (Read 439010 times)

Trinity · « **Reply #520 on:** July 25, 2006, 05:29:34 PM »

Trinity steps up to the counter, fully clothed. "Kin Ah please have nine turkey cone-dawgs an' three cold German style brewed malt beverages?"

litl rooster · « **Reply #521 on:** July 25, 2006, 06:45:58 PM »

9 Turkey cone dawgs and 3 cold German Malt sumethings.....right away Sir.....................Would you like fries or some catfish bait with that?

That'll be $14.23 sir.

Delmonico · « **Reply #522 on:** July 25, 2006, 06:51:41 PM »

Quote from: litl rooster on July 25, 2006, 04:39:03 PM

Today's Special
3 Turkey Dogs and a cold one of yer choosen $3 Have a Nice Day

"The math don't add up Trinity, I don't think he's learned his lesson yer."

Then just like a cartoon, Delmonico reaches down in to Lake littl rooserville and pulls the plug. There is a small whirlpool that keeps gettin' bigger and all of a sudden there is nuthin' but floppin' fish, stranded boats and a bunch of upset Zebra Mussels.

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litl rooster · « **Reply #523 on:** July 25, 2006, 07:06:30 PM »

Just like the cartoons the "Trouble makin' Cosie" gets sucked into the Whirlpool of water and down the drain he goes. Adios mi amigo

Trinity, I did the Math....3 Turkey cone dogs is higher priced than 3 Turkey dogs...............

But that's why he's a Cosie and not a Banker.

Delmonico · « **Reply #524 on:** July 25, 2006, 07:27:05 PM »

Floatin' down The Ralph River, Delmonico is washed up on the bank in Silver Creek Slim Couty, just in time to see The Silver Creek Slim Sausage and Cheese Fartory workers head to the now "Silver Creek Slim County Hooters.

Trinity · « **Reply #525 on:** July 25, 2006, 08:34:13 PM »

"Wait!

Fust: Ah unnerstood it to be cone dawgs too. In that case, lemme have nine turkey dawgs. How much extry is chili?

Secont: Jes how in tarnation did mah HOOTERS end up in Si'ver Crick Sleeeum Coun'y? Ah jus' don' thank he's got what it takes ta run a EEE-stablishment lahk Hooters. *Pssssst!* Dontcha know he's a diddy ... to girls(!)?"

Trinity · « **Reply #526 on:** July 25, 2006, 08:38:53 PM »

<<The author would like to retract question 2a. He has learned for the second time tonight that he must first read ALL threads before attempting post anything.

Question 2b still stands.

>>

Delmonico · « **Reply #527 on:** July 25, 2006, 09:48:08 PM »

The foreman of The Silver Creek Slim Sausage and Cheese factory will run it.

I'll be back when I get that taken care of.

Delmonico · « **Reply #528 on:** July 25, 2006, 09:52:32 PM »

Ok Trinity, I fixed it, BTW Slim needs a new foreman for The Silver Creek Slim Cheese and Sausage Factory, if ya want to apply.

Delmonico · « **Reply #529 on:** July 26, 2006, 11:50:01 AM »

Delmonico goes down to Like litl roosterville and sees nuthin' but mud dryin' and crackin' in the sun.

And a sign that says.

Goin' Out of Bizzness Sale

Fish Bait Cheap

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #530 on:** July 26, 2006, 12:02:46 PM »

litl rooster goes walking out across the drying lake bed, mostly mud holes now. while looking at the mud holes he slips and falls head first into the mud, muttering and cussing to himself, he walks back to the ranch and goes into the bathroom to wash up and looks into the mirror

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #531 on:** July 26, 2006, 12:07:22 PM »

all the lava flow has brought up minerals that are unknown to man,

people from all over the world come running to get their hair treatment.litl rooster's hair tonic is a new money maker.

Trinity thinks about becoming a barber and opening a chain of hair care salons' Mr. Trinity's Hair Care.

Miss Montana takes care of the money this time.