"An' ah kain' git these shoes on. Ah ain' gonna do it! "
NO!
I ain't hangin' out over here any more. This dang weirdness could be contagious.
"Now Fancy don't let us down."
A town here close called South Bend (it on the southern bend of the Platte river) has a deal every year they call The South Bend Testicle Festival they even sell T-Shirts.