Author Topic: Welcome to litl roosterville-Now under better management. (Read 437530 times)

litl rooster · « **Reply #440 on:** July 15, 2006, 05:11:30 PM »

Quote from: Trinity on July 15, 2006, 04:59:53 PM

Miss Montana is robbed on the way to invest. It seems her own fire arms had been used without approval the night before by litl rooster and never cleaned. The black poweder and oil residue caused the guns to misfire. The crook took the guns too.

Everybody hears what litl rooster did to his darling wife and they leave for the Trinityland HOOTERS.

Why don't just call her and tell her I play with her guns when she's not around........I'm going to have to leave come to your Place now...........Geeze am I in trouble

Delmonico · « **Reply #441 on:** July 15, 2006, 05:11:51 PM »

The ash also turns out to be toxic and the EPA prepares to start a Mega-Clean Up, They bring along 4 no account accountants just to figger litl roosters bill.

litl rooster · « **Reply #442 on:** July 15, 2006, 05:14:28 PM »

Quote from: Delmonico on July 15, 2006, 05:11:51 PM

The ash also turns out to be toxic and the EPA prepares to start a Mega-Clean Up, They bring along 4 no account accountants just to figger litl roosters bill.

$14 to burn a Sheep (spit) Herder is worth it.

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Delmonico · « **Reply #443 on:** July 15, 2006, 05:14:51 PM »

<I'm glad my wife doesn't read Cas-City,

she thinks anyone who hangs around me, even in Cyberspace is weird. I may have to come live with Trinity also, she was still sleepin' when I got up, after I showered, I pulled the sheet up and said, "I got to start leavin' before closin' time.

>

Delmonico · « **Reply #444 on:** July 17, 2006, 01:41:34 AM »

Delmonico looks over the sooty mess of litl roosterville, as he looks over the empty spot where the Hooters was, there is a slight tremor, smoke and steam come out of the vacant lot as the ground starts to swell, the mound gets higher and higher as steam and smoke start comin' out more. Soon lave is comin' out and Delmonico fleels back to Trinityland, because a volcano is now takin' over litle roosterville.

Delmonico · « **Reply #445 on:** July 17, 2006, 06:13:14 PM »

Delmonico goes over to Silver Creek County and gets a large red Wissy-consion boulder and takes it back to litl roosterville. He tosses it into the mouth of the volcano. It quits eruptin'.

Trinity · « **Reply #446 on:** July 17, 2006, 07:09:33 PM »

The HOOTERS corporation awards Delmonico with a commendation because he had the foresight to move the litlroosterville HOOTERS away from above the deadly volcano to the safe and thriving Trinityland.

litl rooster · « **Reply #447 on:** July 17, 2006, 07:15:40 PM »

Quote from: Trinity on July 17, 2006, 07:09:33 PM

The HOOTERS corporation awards Delmonico with a commendation because he had the foresight to move the litlroosterville HOOTERS away from above the deadly volcano to the safe and thriving Trinityland.

You can run but you caint HIDE ............................litl' rooster hooks a Big JD (one that bends in the middle) to the big Red rock and pulls it out of the Volcano, Lava spews towards Trinityland........

Trinity · « **Reply #448 on:** July 17, 2006, 07:32:47 PM »

On it's way, it hits one of Trinity's Stills which explodes with such a force that the earth is pushed upward and forms a blockade. The lava pools up then starts to curve around in the direction of southside litleroosterville where none of the citizens listened to the warnings. Two citizens are about to be engulfed in lava so they start to loot. One takes the other's AM radio while the other takes the one's "Beer Buddy" beer helmet.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #449 on:** July 17, 2006, 07:41:57 PM »

running amock, the man breaks into the Hooters and steals cans of beer, a late report on T V shows the madman.

Delmonico · « **Reply #450 on:** July 17, 2006, 07:42:34 PM »

The lava then engulfs litl rooster's "bend in the middle" Johnny Popper and it is entombed like some Roman who didn't get away quck enogh. This will marvel ark-ee-olly-gists in years to come.

Delmonico · « **Reply #451 on:** July 17, 2006, 07:52:20 PM »

No matter how bad things are they could get worse, dark greenish black clouds form, it starts to hail and a long finger of a cloud drops down and heads for litl roosterville.................................

<Author's Note: They called close, got to shut down, will be back for more may-hem later.>

Trinity · « **Reply #452 on:** July 17, 2006, 08:10:29 PM »

<<Early night!?>>

The newly formed tornado touches down and lays waste to what's left of downtown litlroosterville. The courthouse is destroyed and the ~~King's~~ Mayor's mansion is reduced to kindling. Suddenly an errant spark settles on the pile of wood and starts the building ablaze.

Delmonico · « **Reply #453 on:** July 17, 2006, 10:39:43 PM »

Delmonico warns Lula, the last litl rooserville Hooters girl and her husband that the town is about to be destroyed. He tells them to flee and not to look back. Lula disobeys and looks back, she is instantly turned into a pillar of salt substitute.

Marshal harpoluke · « **Reply #454 on:** July 17, 2006, 10:41:51 PM »

Quote from: Delmonico on July 17, 2006, 10:39:43 PM

Delmonico warns Lula, the last litl rooserville Hooters girl and her husband that the town is about to be destroyed. He tells them to flee and not to look back. Lula disobeys and looks back, she is instantly turned into a pillar of salt substitute.

Ya ain't going Blblical on us Del?

Delmonico · « **Reply #455 on:** July 17, 2006, 10:46:16 PM »

Delmonico the Arc'welding Angel looks at the unwashed heathen sheep herder and says, "Go thou and warsch thyself in the Ralph River 3 times and then go forth and bother us no more."

Marshal harpoluke · « **Reply #456 on:** July 18, 2006, 03:05:17 AM »

Quote from: Delmonico on July 17, 2006, 10:46:16 PM

Delmonico the Arc'welding Angel looks at the unwashed heathen sheep herder and says, "Go thou and was thyself in the Ralph River 3 times and then go forth and bother us no more."

litl rooster · « **Reply #457 on:** July 18, 2006, 04:28:44 PM »

Quote from: Delmonico on July 17, 2006, 10:46:16 PM

Delmonico the Arc'welding Angel looks at the unwashed heathen sheep herder and says, "Go thou and warsch thyself in the Ralph River 3 times and then go forth and bother us no more."

You forgot ........don't pee in it either

and amen

Delmonico · « **Reply #458 on:** July 18, 2006, 04:38:38 PM »

PC, (not period corect) amen and awomen.

Trinity · « **Reply #459 on:** July 18, 2006, 05:22:48 PM »

Quote from: litl rooster on July 18, 2006, 04:28:44 PM

You forgot ........don't pee in it either

and amen

Why not? He just washed all the sheep stuff off of him, what worse can he do?

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