Author Topic: Welcome to litl roosterville-Now under better management. (Read 439035 times)

Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #1360 on:** June 29, 2007, 07:56:32 PM »

The shock jolts Slim awake, but litl rooster forgets to hold on to the bucket. It conks Slim on the noggin and puts him out again.

litl rooster · « **Reply #1361 on:** June 30, 2007, 03:45:39 AM »

ooooooops, LR walks away pretending he knows nothing of the incident.

Trinity · « **Reply #1362 on:** June 30, 2007, 07:56:39 AM »

Trinity walks up, see's Slim and asks litl rooster, "Wha' happent ta Sleeeum? Whah is his he awl wet an' smokin'? An' how did he git that shiner on heeeus lef' ah?"

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Delmonico · « **Reply #1363 on:** June 30, 2007, 09:39:58 AM »

Delmonico, walks up looks at Slim and says, "don't know what happed either but I'm sure it's all his fault."

As he leaves he says, "well Slim it's another fine mess you've gotten yerself into."

litl rooster · « **Reply #1364 on:** June 30, 2007, 02:37:52 PM »

it cetinly is Ollie!

Trinity · « **Reply #1365 on:** June 30, 2007, 05:51:07 PM »

"Boy! Sleeeum's steel out. How much water was lef' in that buckit when ya dropped it on 'im, litl rooster? ...An', who is that skinny feller in tha funny lookin' hat?"

harycalahand · « **Reply #1366 on:** July 02, 2007, 03:23:57 PM »

Hes a wern spats must be a city dude saw em with a big feller earler

Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #1367 on:** July 09, 2007, 10:01:46 AM »

The big feller shows up and says, "This is another fine mess Slim has gotten us into Stanley!"

harycalahand · « **Reply #1368 on:** July 11, 2007, 03:55:56 PM »

The bigun looks sorta like my x wife except hur mushstash were biger. She drove me to drink see everone has at least one good ting about em.

litl rooster · « **Reply #1369 on:** July 11, 2007, 06:05:27 PM »

designated driver and you drove her off ?!?!

Trinity · « **Reply #1370 on:** July 11, 2007, 07:44:57 PM »

Quote from: harycalahand on July 11, 2007, 03:55:56 PM

The bigun looks sorta like my x wife except hur mushstash were biger. She drove me to drink see everone has at least one good ting about em.

I once dated a girl with a Coke bottle figure. Too bad it was a 2 liter.

I second litl rooster's question.

harycalahand · « **Reply #1371 on:** July 20, 2007, 04:10:57 PM »

$:-\$ $:-\$ $:-\$ Well I've been called many things SMART jest wasn't one of them. Besides that hur aim was gettin better the last six rounds didn't miss by much.

Delmonico · « **Reply #1372 on:** July 20, 2007, 05:06:50 PM »

Quote from: harycalahand on July 20, 2007, 04:10:57 PM

$:-\$ $:-\$ $:-\$ Well I've been called many things SMART jest wasn't one of them.

Well that was a waste of electrons, everyone here already knew that.

Trinity · « **Reply #1373 on:** July 20, 2007, 05:38:43 PM »

Trinity is busy inside the litl roosterville HOOTERS interviewing a prospective new dancer.

Suddenly, he hears a noise outside and goes to the window to see litl rooster ride up on Pea Eye. litl rooster is busy cussing a sheep which, somehow, had crossed the fence separating litl roosterville and the Dynamite Chicken Ranch. He dismounts and promptly kicks it back over the fence and spits at it. Then, he stomps into his house and slams the door.

"Mister Trinity, how was thayut? Did Ah git tha jawb?"

"Huh? Uh... Ah reckon. Now, 'member that you's daincin' fer tips only... an' ya gotta share wif tha house. Oh, one maw thang. Ya might orta learn another daince move, if'n ya kin. That'un hurts mah naick lookin' at it.

"

Sod Buster · « **Reply #1374 on:** July 20, 2007, 06:37:51 PM »

Sod Buster walks by and sees the dancer. He quickly runs home and returns with a bushel of zucchini for Trinity to deep fry and serve as app-i-tizers

Trinity · « **Reply #1375 on:** July 20, 2007, 06:42:56 PM »

When Sod Buster arrives back at the HOOTERS, he is greeted by a sign in the window.

THIS IS A MEATATARIAN ESTABISHMENT.
NO VEGETABLES ALLOWED!!!

Delmonico · « **Reply #1376 on:** July 20, 2007, 06:50:10 PM »

Hearin' the Z word, Delmonico runs like heck and exits the tread before Sodbuster can give him some also.

Trinity · « **Reply #1377 on:** July 20, 2007, 07:07:08 PM »

A dejected Sod Buster sulks in the alleyway outside the litl roosterville HOOTERS when he sees an elderly suffragette. He quickly runs to her and offers a Zucchini to her. Shocked, she begins to repeatedly smack him hard over the head with her cane and yells for the police.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #1378 on:** July 20, 2007, 07:13:56 PM »

Sod Buster takes a zucchini and hollers out one end and puts in some black powder, attaches a fuse lights it and rolls it over by Trinity, when it explodes, it throws zucchini all over Trinity

Trinity · « **Reply #1379 on:** July 20, 2007, 07:18:48 PM »

Trinity starts to frantically scream and run around in circles. "Git it off! Git if OFFFFF!"

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