I was out in the turkey barn the other day and tripped over the feed lines and fell all over the place till I got down, I was trying to dodge everything and just hit the shavings on the floor. I missed everything but the floor, Jackie came over to see if I was alright, I told it was just an old fart glitch. next day she tripped over something, missed everything, just hit shavings, I went over to see if she was ok, before I got there she told me just to go on back, didn't want none of that old fart talk.
I told her she wasn't an official old fart yet, she's just 48, she's been mumbling ever since
giving me them hard looks