Author Topic: Welcome to litl roosterville-Now under better management. (Read 437508 times)

Trinity · « **Reply #500 on:** July 23, 2006, 12:29:39 PM »

"Ah kin brang Sherlene?!!? Wail, that'll jest tickle her silly."

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #501 on:** July 23, 2006, 12:32:29 PM »

Oh she'll be fine, tell her to go ahead and dress casual, they got bibs there.

Trinity · « **Reply #502 on:** July 23, 2006, 01:23:15 PM »

"Does that mean she don' have ta wear no clothin'?"

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Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #503 on:** July 23, 2006, 01:42:42 PM »

I guess we'll have to call an see if they got one of them clothing optional rooms

Trinity · « **Reply #504 on:** July 23, 2006, 01:46:38 PM »

"Naw. Best not cuz she'd prolly charge us. You know how it is with Mrs. Collin'wood's ladies."

litl rooster · « **Reply #505 on:** July 24, 2006, 06:37:43 PM »

New signs are posted along the shores of Roosterville Lake, No Skinny Dippin' during daylight hours................Trinity

Trinity · « **Reply #506 on:** July 24, 2006, 06:50:59 PM »

"But litl rooster! It's part of mah national prahd ta skinny dip. Why, don' no one back in Car'liner swim wif clothes on!"

Arcey · « **Reply #507 on:** July 24, 2006, 07:09:14 PM »

Gives 'noodlin'' ah new meanin'.........

Where's them snappin' turtles?

Delmonico · « **Reply #508 on:** July 24, 2006, 07:20:36 PM »

And leeches.

Trinity · « **Reply #509 on:** July 24, 2006, 07:20:49 PM »

"Don' no critter lahk ta sweeeum 'roun' me. Don' rightly know whah.

"

Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #510 on:** July 24, 2006, 07:23:09 PM »

Might be cause there aint no livin critters near ya whan ya git in water Trinity!

Trinity · « **Reply #511 on:** July 24, 2006, 07:50:51 PM »

"Sometahms Ah fin' some a-floatin', though.

Sod Buster · « **Reply #512 on:** July 24, 2006, 09:08:30 PM »

Quote from: Trinity on July 24, 2006, 07:20:49 PM

"Don' no critter lahk ta sweeeum 'roun' me. Don' rightly know whah. "

litl rooster · « **Reply #513 on:** July 25, 2006, 04:31:32 AM »

Trinity, the managment of Roosterville Lake Marina and RV Resort don't car if ya Skinny Dip jist do it after the sun goes down..............BTW you will of course at yer own risk.....the management can not be held liabable fer injuries.

Trinity · « **Reply #514 on:** July 25, 2006, 06:10:40 AM »

Trinity's lawyer writes a letter to the management of Roosterville Lake Marina and RV Resort suggesting that it may be a good idea to allow Trinity to skinny dip during peak hours because the dirt will absorb most of the toxic waste and make it safer for the other visiters.

The letter ends with "Never mind. Please forbid Trinity to swim. I'll set up a stand at water's edge to consult with those that live and the family of those that don't."

Marshal harpoluke · « **Reply #515 on:** July 25, 2006, 06:20:25 AM »

Would remind You'll that Merytle the Turttle resides in the lake a 60" Alegator Snappin Turttle.

could get a little dangerous down there.

litl rooster · « **Reply #516 on:** July 25, 2006, 04:39:03 PM »

Quote from: Trinity on July 25, 2006, 06:10:40 AM

Trinity's lawyer writes a letter to the management of Roosterville Lake Marina and RV Resort suggesting that it may be a good idea to allow Trinity to skinny dip during peak hours because the dirt will absorb most of the toxic waste and make it safer for the other visiters.

The letter ends with "Never mind. Please forbid Trinity to swim. I'll set up a stand at water's edge to consult with those that live and the family of those that don't."

Reply

Dear Trinity's Lawyer,

Hell no..............the management at Roosterville Lake Marina and RV Resort Reserve the rights to refuse Access to anyone. This includes Lawyers Sheep (spit) Herders and trouble making Cosie's and generally anyone we don't want.

Respectfully submitted
litl' rooster
~~King~~ the Mayor

Today's Special
3 Turkey Dogs and a cold one of yer choosen $3

Have a Nice Day

Delmonico · « **Reply #517 on:** July 25, 2006, 05:05:41 PM »

I thought Slim was gonna bring over some Eller-funk dogs?

When ya gonna have the Zebra Mussel bake?

I can see plenty of them in the lake.

litl rooster · « **Reply #518 on:** July 25, 2006, 05:12:34 PM »

Quote from: Delmonico on July 25, 2006, 05:05:41 PM

I thought Slim was gonna bring over some Eller-funk dogs?

When ya gonna have the Zebra Mussel bake? I can see plenty of them in the lake.

There was a delay in the processing of Eller-Funk dogs......something to do with protected speices.......This is not a Great Lakes shipping Lane, there's no Zebra Mussel's

Delmonico · « **Reply #519 on:** July 25, 2006, 05:23:59 PM »

They came in on Slim's boat.

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