Author Topic: Welcome to litl roosterville-Now under better management. (Read 437541 times)

Trinity · « **Reply #780 on:** August 13, 2006, 02:06:56 PM »

"Oooooooooooooh! Shiny!!!!!!!!"

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #781 on:** August 14, 2006, 03:31:35 PM »

Slim suddenly pops up in front of Trinty and knocks the shinny new coin out of his hand

Trinity · « **Reply #782 on:** August 14, 2006, 07:42:29 PM »

Trinity looks down at the quarter in the mud. "That weren't nahce, Sleeeeum. Why'dja do that?"

Fishing around in his pocket he finds a Wissyconsoin quarter and throws it in the mud and mashes it in. "Thar! See?"

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Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #783 on:** August 14, 2006, 07:46:48 PM »

two of the three Slim's grab the 2 quarters out of the mud, and run off from Trinity, then turn around and stick their tounges out and run again

Trinity · « **Reply #784 on:** August 14, 2006, 07:52:25 PM »

"Dernit!"

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #785 on:** August 15, 2006, 11:18:30 AM »

Trinity picks up a rock and gives it a chunk at one of the Slims, as they run away. stomps back into the Hooters and asks litl rooster for an advance on next weeks pay, seems he's a little short right now $:-\$

litl rooster · « **Reply #786 on:** August 15, 2006, 04:10:33 PM »

Handing Trinity a few Yankee notes and another Nofe Carliner quarter................Hey Trinity on the way out would you hang the new sign, near the entrance?

Happy Hour

Draft Beer Half price

Free Popcorn

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #787 on:** August 15, 2006, 04:24:45 PM »

Trinity being Trinity takes the sign, starts looking at the new shiny quarter, trips going out the door, but finally gets the sign hung and a big crowd gathers. all wanting to watch the golf channel

Trinity · « **Reply #788 on:** August 15, 2006, 06:52:15 PM »

Trinity has someone read the sign to him and decides to add a couple lines to the sign:

Happy Hour

Draft Beer Half price

Free Popcorn

Happy Our at 4:00AM

We Close at 3:00 AM

litl rooster · « **Reply #789 on:** August 16, 2006, 08:34:51 PM »

Quote from: Trinity on August 15, 2006, 06:52:15 PM

Trinity has someone read the sign to him and decides to add a couple lines to the sign:

Happy Hour
Draft Beer Half price
Free Popcorn
Happy Our at 4:00AM
~~We Close at 3:00 AM~~

Sorry folks

Trinity · « **Reply #790 on:** August 16, 2006, 08:39:01 PM »

"Ain' no problem. Ah'm usually asleep long afore that anyhows. You'da hadta get someone ails ta run tha place after Ah ~~pass out~~ fall asleep."

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #791 on:** August 18, 2006, 06:31:38 PM »

litl rooster rigs up some rope and pulleys so a fly swatter slaps Trinity when litl rooster pulls the rope upstairs. just in case he catches Trinity asleep.

Swat

litl rooster · « **Reply #792 on:** August 18, 2006, 07:30:40 PM »

Quote from: Ozark Tracker on August 18, 2006, 06:31:38 PM

litl rooster rigs up some rope and pulleys so a fly swatter slaps Trinity when litl rooster pulls the rope upstairs. just in case he catches Trinity asleep.

Swat

Trinity · « **Reply #793 on:** August 19, 2006, 08:21:28 AM »

"Wha! Ow! What in tarnation is theeus! It looks lahk a... <SNAARRRRRXXXXX>" It doesn't take long for Trinity to fall back asleep.

litl rooster · « **Reply #794 on:** August 20, 2006, 04:36:51 AM »

Quote from: Trinity on August 19, 2006, 08:21:28 AM

"Wha! Ow! What in tarnation is theeus! It looks lahk a... <SNAARRRRRXXXXX>" It doesn't take long for Trinity to fall back asleep.

Seein' oppourtunity to increase the incomes of Trinity and self, off to the cave, where litl' rooster dis assembles one of the leftover 1 arm bandits. with the pieces the (coin slot and mechanized arm) additional rope and and pulleys. Hooters now has a new arcade game, depending on the amount of quarters a guest puts in the slot................will determind how many times the fly swater will wack Trinity............

The new game is imediate success with the Happy hour crowd and the income starts to flow.

litl rooster · « **Reply #795 on:** August 20, 2006, 07:41:22 AM »

a small sign is placed above the coin slot:

This Arcade devise is for amusement Only

Family planning center's are located in both "Outhouses"

Trinity · « **Reply #796 on:** August 20, 2006, 09:44:37 AM »

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litl rooster · « **Reply #797 on:** August 20, 2006, 03:50:31 PM »

>Just remember Trinity you get a percentage of the take<

Trinity · « **Reply #798 on:** August 20, 2006, 03:59:53 PM »

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Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #799 on:** August 20, 2006, 08:56:38 PM »

during working hours litl rooster sends down some hot turkey wings fer Trintiy, that keeps Trinity close to the swatter , he keeps anticipating the next delivery of wings.

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Author Topic: Welcome to litl roosterville-Now under better management. (Read 437541 times)

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