Author Topic: Welcome to litl roosterville-Now under better management. (Read 437520 times)

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #240 on:** June 21, 2006, 10:18:52 PM »

I think she's been toting the 55 gal barrels of wings.

Pawnee Bill · « **Reply #241 on:** June 21, 2006, 10:27:39 PM »

Quote from: Trinity on June 21, 2006, 07:18:00 PM

"Yep, yer raght. Ah'll git tha seamstress on it right away. In tha mean tahm, they kain' be wearin' no blue, so ... Hootergirls: Off with tha dresses!"

Trinity takes the hot roll, makes a small incision in one end, pokes two fingers in and makes a pocket. Then he shoves the stick of butter in and seals the outside with peanut butter so none of the melted butter escapes. With a look of bliss, Trinity takes a large bite.

Well It's not Hooters but here is one of our local Hurdy Gurdy Girls

Cheers

litl rooster · « **Reply #242 on:** June 22, 2006, 04:18:03 AM »

Pawnee Bill, I have been looking fer a new assisant, fer Village of Litl' Roosterville and we are EOE. Trinity your no longer needed here, a a a a h why don't you go see if yer Brother Bambino needs some help in the collections department

BTW, Pawnee Bill, to run a Wild West Show in the Village limits, you must first seek a permit from the acting Zoning Inspector>which is me< and must be approved by the Village ~~Ruler~~ ah Mayor> who is also me<

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litl rooster · « **Reply #243 on:** June 22, 2006, 04:25:45 AM »

Quote from: Ozark Tracker on June 21, 2006, 10:17:00 PM

I think Slims coming by tomorrow, maybe slim can fire her, yeah slim can do it

Fire her no no no no....Friday Saturday nites get pretty ruff at Hooters, shes the new Bouncer, I just leave the cell doors open and she tosses 'em in there fer me

She generates revenues fer the Me I mean the Village.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #244 on:** June 22, 2006, 06:49:24 AM »

Well that will be easier on Slim, I was kinda feeling sorry for him a firing that gal.

Camille Eonich · « **Reply #245 on:** June 22, 2006, 08:14:42 AM »

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #246 on:** June 22, 2006, 11:02:56 AM »

Quote from: Ozark Tracker on June 22, 2006, 06:49:24 AM

Well that will be easier on Slim, I was kinda feeling sorry for him a firing that gal.

I dodged a boolit that time.

Slim

Delmonico · « **Reply #247 on:** June 22, 2006, 06:07:20 PM »

I'd call that an artillery shell.

Trinity · « **Reply #248 on:** June 22, 2006, 06:36:54 PM »

"Kin it be true? Ah ain' really fahrd, is Ah? Ah love this job... it's tha only reason Ah git up in tha moanin'"

Delmonico · « **Reply #249 on:** June 22, 2006, 06:49:53 PM »

Trinity do not post in this thread agin, I'll talk to yer lawyer tonight. In fact if you read it, log out first so no one will know yer here.

Marshal harpoluke · « **Reply #250 on:** June 22, 2006, 09:39:18 PM »

Marshall goes down to Lil Roosterville ta see about some rustled Sheep. finds the working conditions terrible, organizezes the Barmaids--(take out girls)(Hooters) Stands up for Trinities rights.

Forms New Service Guild--'The Molly Maguires'

Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #251 on:** June 23, 2006, 08:15:11 AM »

Irish pops into litl roosterville an shoots Marshal Harpoluke in tha butt with rock salt fer stirrin up union problems!

DArchangel · « **Reply #252 on:** June 23, 2006, 09:08:41 AM »

Assaults, sheep running loose, union troubles,and illegal fireings. There is a God and I will be rich.

Forty Rod · « **Reply #253 on:** June 23, 2006, 01:54:28 PM »

If you took better care of them sheep, Harpo, they wouldn't get rusted. Mebbe rub 'em down with some lanoline from time to time. It's supposed to waterproof 'em.

Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #254 on:** June 23, 2006, 02:38:23 PM »

If he's in a hurry he could spray them all with Thompson's Water Seal!

Delmonico · « **Reply #255 on:** June 23, 2006, 03:05:33 PM »

Send them to the Sahara Desert, then they won't rust.

Marshal harpoluke · « **Reply #256 on:** June 23, 2006, 03:43:45 PM »

Quote from: Lucky Irish Tom on June 23, 2006, 08:15:11 AM

Irish pops into litl roosterville an shoots Marshal Harpoluke in tha butt with rock salt fer stirrin up union problems!

Ouch! Dag gon Orangeman, mugwampe. Sheep Blows Up Irish Toms bar.

My sheep are just fine, mowing down Sod Busters corn n wheat. The good news is their dropings have the good parisitic Nemotodes dat kill the bad ones, so there'll be squeezings next harvist.

My Sheeps coat is just fine, He uses Cattle fat, coal tar, N Chickin grease--preferably from a small rouster.

Marshal harpoluke · « **Reply #257 on:** June 23, 2006, 04:36:14 PM »

Here chiki, chicki, Chicki---Ah don't wan't to hurt Ya, Ah jus wan'ts ta eat Ya.

(Frisco Kid)

Marshall rounds up His Sheep, Saddles Up Da Sheep n heads back to the Dynomite Chicken Ranch.

Sod Buster · « **Reply #258 on:** June 23, 2006, 08:39:33 PM »

Quote from: Marshal harpoluke on June 23, 2006, 03:43:45 PM

My sheep are just fine, mowing down Sod Busters corn n wheat. The good news is their dropings have the good parisitic Nemotodes dat kill the bad ones, so there'll be squeezings next harvist.

The sheep also eat the azalea, which is also known as "sheep-poison" and they all die. Sod Buster puts on his protective gloves, piles them up and makes a bon-fire to celebrate!

Marshal harpoluke · « **Reply #259 on:** June 23, 2006, 08:49:07 PM »

Quote from: Sod Buster on June 23, 2006, 08:39:33 PM

The sheep also eat the azalea, which is also known as "sheep-poison" and they all die. Sod Buster puts on his protective gloves, piles them up and makes a bon-fire to celebrate!

It's a good thing Yeh can't read, Can't see either. Those it Little Roosters Sheep, (He won't mind), But Slims Cattle eat the bush an die too. He will mind.

Marshal N Da Sheep have the caldeara hot waiting for Little Rooster to drop in fer dinner.

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