Author Topic: Welcome to litl roosterville-Now under better management. (Read 437531 times)

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #740 on:** August 10, 2006, 02:15:46 PM »

I seen that episode, eller-funks go wild on spring break, this next one ourght to be good with Slim a staring

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #741 on:** August 10, 2006, 02:20:01 PM »

Slim loads the "Mighty Ten" with lead slugs.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #742 on:** August 10, 2006, 02:24:53 PM »

hot dang, this is goin be a good episode, it's goin to have fireworks too.

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Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #743 on:** August 10, 2006, 02:35:04 PM »

Slim follows the hemphalumps tracks outta Roosterville.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #744 on:** August 10, 2006, 02:39:26 PM »

I think he'll be able to follow that smell if he loses his tracks

litl rooster · « **Reply #745 on:** August 10, 2006, 07:10:56 PM »

Glad that darn Eller Funk left iI was ready to call "Top Dawg" out see if he had any heeler in him.

Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #746 on:** August 10, 2006, 08:27:44 PM »

litl rooster starts to clean up and discovers that tha Eller-funk pooped in tha Hooters burger mix. Not being one to waste things litl rooster gets out his FDA food manual and turns to the Chapter on how much Eller-funk poop in allowed in beef products.

Trinity · « **Reply #747 on:** August 10, 2006, 09:28:02 PM »

"FDA? Thar's one of them fellers over yonder. Lemme take him this burger. If'n he don' croak, we kin put it on the min-yooo"

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #748 on:** August 11, 2006, 09:52:23 PM »

the FDA fellar takes a bite of the burger, falls over dead

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Trinity acting as if nothing had happpened goes back to litl rooster and suggests he make up some new burger mix.

litl rooster · « **Reply #749 on:** August 12, 2006, 03:40:47 AM »

Trinity.........you kilt that fella you drag him out of here

Trinity · « **Reply #750 on:** August 12, 2006, 12:00:49 PM »

Trinity grabs the FDA man's collar and drags him to the trap door in the floor of the litleroosterville HOOTERS. The body falls down deep into the earth. Trinity then pulls on a rope which raises a trap door which releases built up water from a natural spring. The waterflow pushes whatever is in the way into the Ralph and down to Trinityland where a thick growth of brush filters the water which is used for the stills. The body then decomposes and provides nourishment for Trinity's grain and corn.

Delmonico · « **Reply #751 on:** August 12, 2006, 12:19:12 PM »

What Trinity don't see is the black helly-copter takin' pictures of all this.

Sod Buster · « **Reply #752 on:** August 12, 2006, 12:24:01 PM »

Quote from: Trinity on August 12, 2006, 12:00:49 PM

The body then decomposes and provides nourishment for Trinity's grain and corn.

Trinity's grain and corn?

Sod Buster is gonna have to send the Teamsters over there to explain to Trinity that he is to only get his grain and corn from Sodbuster Township. Perhaps a little friendly persuasion will be of assistance.

litl rooster · « **Reply #753 on:** August 12, 2006, 12:38:34 PM »

Quote from: Sod Buster on August 12, 2006, 12:24:01 PM

Trinity's grain and corn?

Sod Buster is gonna have to send the Teamsters over there to explain to Trinity that he is to only get his grain and corn from Sodbuster Township. Perhaps a little friendly persuasion will be of assistance.

Man much in the likeness of Jimmy Hoffa appears and inquires about Trinity....2 men waiting by the Limo spot the BBlack helicopter and make a phone call. Helicopter dissappears

litl rooster · « **Reply #754 on:** August 12, 2006, 12:43:37 PM »

After Ilene, and the other HOOTER girls serve the 3 men a fine meal of, Turkey wings, eller funk brats, and assorted fresh fried veggies........They inquire about contracting the use of the ~~trap door~~ building. After hours of course, said they would us a "offer we couldn't refuse">>>>>>>what ever that means

Delmonico · « **Reply #755 on:** August 12, 2006, 12:49:39 PM »

Since the wimps Sodbuster hires the first time fail, he hires a real group of Heavies.

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Sod Buster · « **Reply #756 on:** August 12, 2006, 12:53:44 PM »

Quote from: Delmonico on August 12, 2006, 12:49:39 PM

Since the wimps Sodbuster hires the first time fail, he hires a real group of Heavies.

Now we will see some action!

Trinity · « **Reply #757 on:** August 12, 2006, 12:57:39 PM »

Trinity agrees to the deal but stipulates that there must be no plant matter discarded down the trap door. Just then, Sodbuster's next group of heavies walk in. Hoffa's people seem to know these guys and their connection is not a friendly one. Soon the last one of the newcomers is flushed down the trap door.

Trinity goes over to the Sodbuster Township to have a discussion with Sodbuster.

litl rooster · « **Reply #758 on:** August 12, 2006, 01:02:56 PM »

litl' rooster recognizes the group of thugs, assorted murders, rackteers, theives. and one newspaper sports coloumist.. Takes to his guard like he's watch'n for a momma cow while he's doctorin her calf.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #759 on:** August 12, 2006, 09:47:11 PM »

ya gotta be watching them former lawmen and especially

them sports coloumist

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