Author Topic: Welcome to litl roosterville-Now under better management. (Read 438991 times)

Trinity · « **Reply #220 on:** June 15, 2006, 09:38:17 PM »

"Thass mah brother! He don' like nothin' better than stealin' hosses an' hittin' folks over tha haid.

"

litl rooster · « **Reply #221 on:** June 16, 2006, 04:25:38 AM »

Quote from: Trinity on June 15, 2006, 09:38:17 PM

"Thass mah brother! He don' like nothin' better than stealin' hosses an' hittin' folks over tha haid. "

That's why we hired him.......You get some time have one of the girls get a ladder and hang yer sign up.

Trinity · « **Reply #222 on:** June 16, 2006, 10:27:01 PM »

*YAWN* "Yeah, we'll git to it later."

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litl rooster · « **Reply #223 on:** June 17, 2006, 04:40:11 AM »

watching from the winda at litl' roosterville HOOTER's a man on crutches leaves the new Pawn and gun shop, with his huntin' rifle......another satisfied customer

I knew Trinity would like this new business................

Delmonico · « **Reply #224 on:** June 17, 2006, 12:35:10 PM »

Delmonico sees a lot of black smoke coming from the back of the litl roosterville Hooters.

He goes around back and sees flames coming out of the kitchen door.

He tries to call 911 and finds out that litl rooster does not provide this service to his town.

Driving fast to the fire station he finds NO PARKING signs all around the fire station, knowing he will be towed and fined, Delmonico has to park 8 blocks away and run a half mile to report the fire.

By the time they get there the only thing they save is part of the sign which now says:

HOOT

Trinity · « **Reply #225 on:** June 17, 2006, 10:36:21 PM »

Unaware of how the business works, Delmonico has worried for no reason. The market is very fickle and for that reason each restaurant must renovate every six months to remain being the "cool" place to go. Instead of financing the entire renovation job through his own pocket, litl rooster hired Bambino to take care of "demolition" for him. Part of the service is that Bambino will file the insurance claim too.

A new Hooters will be open Sunday Morning with even more debauchery.

litl rooster · « **Reply #226 on:** June 18, 2006, 04:23:50 AM »

Quote from: Trinity on June 17, 2006, 10:36:21 PM

Unaware of how the business works, Delmonico has worried for no reason. The market is very fickle and for that reason each restaurant must renovate every six months to remain being the "cool" place to go. Instead of financing the entire renovation job through his own pocket, litl rooster hired Bambino to take care of "demolition" for him. Part of the service is that Bambino will file the insurance claim too.

A new Hooters will be open Sunday Morning with even more debauchery.

Grand re Opening

Litl' Roostervilles HOOTERS

Free Breakfast Buffet till Noon today

Father's love Hooter's wings?

Trinity · « **Reply #227 on:** June 18, 2006, 11:49:51 AM »

Trinity takes the paint brush and adds a line to the bottom:

Grand re Opening

Litl' Roostervilles HOOTERS

Free Breakfast Buffet till Noon today

Father's love Hooter's wings?

If'n they din't, you wouldn' be here

Trinity · « **Reply #228 on:** June 21, 2006, 06:47:18 PM »

"litl rooster, we's gotta run another sale. Tha visitors don' seem ta be comin' by as much as we done thought. Ah figgert that EVERY one woulda loved tha lisence plates on tha wall yonder or tha ol' flour boxes on tha other wall. An' best of all, all tha Hoootergirls is wearing blue an' whaht gingham check lahk Ellie Mae!"

litl rooster · « **Reply #229 on:** June 21, 2006, 06:57:10 PM »

Needs something I think that Hooter girls should be wearin' orange whaht gingham but in the Elle Mae style

Why don't you go in the kitchen and whip up some little sandwiches and put them on the Bar fer Happy Hour

Delmonico · « **Reply #230 on:** June 21, 2006, 07:07:40 PM »

Delmonico comes in bearin' gifts, "hear Trinity, I got ya the fixin's, make yerself one, I know yer hungry."

Trinity · « **Reply #231 on:** June 21, 2006, 07:18:00 PM »

Quote from: litl rooster on June 21, 2006, 06:57:10 PM

Needs something I think that Hooter girls should be wearin' orange whaht gingham but in the Elle Mae style

Why don't you go in the kitchen and whip up some little sandwiches and put them on the Bar fer Happy Hour

"Yep, yer raght. Ah'll git tha seamstress on it right away. In tha mean tahm, they kain' be wearin' no blue, so ... Hootergirls: Off with tha dresses!"

Quote from: Delmonico on June 21, 2006, 07:07:40 PM

Delmonico comes in bearin' gifts, "hear Trinity, I got ya the fixin's, make yerself one, I know yer hungry."

Trinity takes the hot roll, makes a small incision in one end, pokes two fingers in and makes a pocket. Then he shoves the stick of butter in and seals the outside with peanut butter so none of the melted butter escapes. With a look of bliss, Trinity takes a large bite.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #232 on:** June 21, 2006, 07:24:17 PM »

samwiches, where is them little things hiding at.

litl rooster · « **Reply #233 on:** June 21, 2006, 07:29:12 PM »

I think Trinity Is taste testing them now

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #234 on:** June 21, 2006, 07:36:40 PM »

well we better get in there, his mouth has got to fill up pretty soon, and when he slows down for a munute, we'll grab a few and run.

Trinity · « **Reply #235 on:** June 21, 2006, 07:38:27 PM »

Trinity orders fifty dozen of the sandwiches in a scaled down size from Delmonico.

"Our customers lahk fanger foods. We'll sell them four to a servin'. Ya got any lil' jars of peanut butter an lil' butters that we kin send out wif each plate? Ah don' wanna have ta be in tha kitchen all naght, an' some of tha girls we hahrd ta do tha food prep ain' too bright."

Camille Eonich · « **Reply #236 on:** June 21, 2006, 08:25:50 PM »

Be careful whut you ask for....

Trinity · « **Reply #237 on:** June 21, 2006, 08:41:08 PM »

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaarrrrrrrgh!!! Ah done tolt her she weren't hahrd!... Who's gonna tail her ta leave??"

Sod Buster · « **Reply #238 on:** June 21, 2006, 10:13:08 PM »

Quote from: Camille Eonich on June 21, 2006, 08:25:50 PM

Be careful whut you ask for....

Jeez...is that what happens when they lift too many 50-wing orders?

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #239 on:** June 21, 2006, 10:17:00 PM »

I think Slims coming by tomorrow, maybe slim can fire her, yeah slim can do it

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