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Leo Tanner · « **Reply #1600 on:** September 06, 2008, 03:37:53 PM »

Out here theys just run around in their skivies an throw rocks at one a nother. It's good entertainment on a slow night.
Just gotta keep yer head low. Once in awhile it's fun ta yell "PULL YER DRAWERS UP! I DON NEED TA SEE THAT" That low pants thing never woulda flew when I was younger.

Leo

Delmonico · « **Reply #1601 on:** September 06, 2008, 03:45:33 PM »

Quote from: Tensleep on September 06, 2008, 09:10:54 AM

We is more civilized than them Newbrasskey folks...

A customer from the state over the river east told me a funny. a friend of his met a gal he was datin', we plannin' on gettin' married. She took him to a family reunion and turned out he knew a lot of the folks there, were from his mother's side of the family, a bit of askin' around among the folks there and it turned out they were first cuzzins.

Texas Lawdog · « **Reply #1602 on:** September 07, 2008, 07:56:05 AM »

Very Interesting!

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Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #1603 on:** September 07, 2008, 12:38:01 PM »

I bailed a guy out of jail one time, the story him and his wife (ex) told was strange too. he was adopted and raised in Los Angeles and moved to Kansas when he was about 16, his wife had a similar story about 2 years younger, but was raised around Missouri, they met, got hot and heavy, got married, lived together 2 years and then just by accident discovered that they had the same Mother, well they got divorced but stayed living together, she's the one that bailed him out of jail,

bizzare relationship to say the least.

Texas Lawdog · « **Reply #1604 on:** September 07, 2008, 01:58:38 PM »

OT, That's strange, but not too surprising.

Leo Tanner · « **Reply #1605 on:** September 07, 2008, 02:29:05 PM »

Truth is stranger than fiction. That one makes ya wanna say, "ewwwwwwwwwwww" but then ya just feel bad fer the folks.
I can't imagine how they felt.

Leo

Texas Lawdog · « **Reply #1606 on:** September 07, 2008, 03:40:01 PM »

We'll be Kissin' Cousins, and that will make it Alright"!

Delmonico · « **Reply #1607 on:** September 07, 2008, 03:58:39 PM »

Always thought marryin' a cuzzin made ya royalty, Victoria married her's as well as a lot of the rest of the royal families in Europe, WWI was just a danged family fued and was pretty much in the same family.

Texas Lawdog · « **Reply #1608 on:** September 07, 2008, 04:02:47 PM »

YESSIR! FUEDIN', FIGHTIN', and FUSSIN'.

Leo Tanner · « **Reply #1609 on:** September 07, 2008, 05:11:41 PM »

Who's cuzzin did ole Ferdinan kiss? Got his self shot and started the whole mess. Was he related ta the Kaiser?
World history is just one big soap opera. Again, truth is stanger than fiction.

Leo

Texas Lawdog · « **Reply #1610 on:** September 07, 2008, 05:17:01 PM »

The Archduke was shot by a Serb.

litl rooster · « **Reply #1611 on:** September 07, 2008, 05:20:02 PM »

Quote from: Texas Lawdog on September 07, 2008, 05:17:01 PM

The Archduke was shot by a Serb.

It's Duck

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #1612 on:** September 07, 2008, 05:27:59 PM »

well it's too late to be hollering Duck, been almost 92 years since they shot him.

Tensleep · « **Reply #1613 on:** September 07, 2008, 05:31:19 PM »

Quote from: Ozark Tracker on September 07, 2008, 05:27:59 PM

well it's too late to be hollering Duck, been almost 92 years since they shot him.

ROTFLMFAO!!!

Leo Tanner · « **Reply #1614 on:** September 07, 2008, 06:11:07 PM »

Well all I know is that some guy named Gerry put down a girl named Lucy and from there they all got there a$$es whooped.

Leo

Trinity · « **Reply #1615 on:** September 07, 2008, 06:53:43 PM »

Quote from: Texas Lawdog on September 05, 2008, 12:01:21 PM

I guess that's okay, I can't be around that cigar smoke anyway.

I had a friendly argument with a bar owner who wouldn't let me smoke a ceegar. I asked him why I can be choked to death with stale, low quality tobacco, but can't smoke fresher, quality stuff. He said he understood my argument, but he didn't want people complaining about cigar. Now, as I said, it was a friendly argument, so I let it drop but his reasoning did not hold water.

Quote from: litl rooster on September 07, 2008, 05:20:02 PM