Welcome to litl roosterville-Now under better management.

[Delmonico]

Natural Hall-loos-i-nations, 'nuther word for plain crazy.

[Trinity]

Trinity, I've arranged a small investment loan from the Fish Earl Baroness   I've also think I might be gettin' a raise in my allowance..........So with your knack with the ladies. I was thinkin' mebbe we could open one them there saloons. Where the wimmen serve the drinks and dance on the bar too.....But we don't want no Ugly wimmen .............that's where you come in.............This means the car hop girl Ilene at Hooter's would have to do somethin else

"We kin open up a Hostler an' have her brang tha hosses from tha bar to tha stables.  How 'bout that idear?"

[litl rooster]

Natural Hall-loos-i-nations, 'nuther word for plain crazy.

I think he gots to close to the "Bomb" test site when he was younger

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[litl rooster]

Sounds like an invite ta me.  So You is callen Me out, OK but You has to come to Rio Salido Az.  Gots a reception ready fer Ya.

What do Ya want on Your Tomestone, Anchovies, Mushrooms, Pinenaple, Olives?

Little Rooster, N Delmonico, Ozark n Who ever Ah is shure to have a fine reception arranged fer You'ts.

 

Marhshall sheep(spit)herder, take some ad vise from a man whod' been married a couple of times..................................Never Never Never ever "Tick Off" a Redheaded Irish women.......................It won't be safe fer any of us.

[Trinity]

"Who's makin' pizzas?  Ah'll have all tha meats ya kin git on it an' still have a crispy crust!"



<<I used to work at a pizza place when I was in school.  When I made a pizza for myself, I had to run it through the oven twice! >>

[Marshal harpoluke]

Marhshall sheep(spit)herder, take some ad vise from a man whod' been married a couple of times..................................Never Never Never ever "Tick Off" a Redheaded Irish women.......................It won't be safe fer any of us.

My Mother Mother was one, You is right, anger a redhead=No Survivers. , Marshall Who usesd to have a Red Beard, its gray now.

An if'in You must be spittin, use the Cuspidor or better than that, dem dar Doon Goons.

Remember if Ya din't have Us Sheephearders You wodn't have anyone to look down upon.

Its not wise to anoy any of us with red hair, male or female--We is known to have a Terrible Resolve.

Also a Long, long memory.

Trinity say a while back that We would all be better off if we lightened up a bit; He was right.

 

[litl rooster]

"Who's makin' pizzas?  Ah'll have all tha meats ya kin git on it an' still have a crispy crust!"



<<I used to work at a pizza place when I was in school.  When I made a pizza for myself, I had to run it through the oven twice! >>

Trinity, why didn't you fold it in half and use the Deep Fryer?

[Trinity]

Trinity, why didn't you fold it in half and use the Deep Fryer?

While that would be a good idea, it's kinda hard to fold a triple decker in half.  ...a personal sized, one topping pizza my foot!

Trinity (what likes them red headed ladies, but is likely to piss 'em off so he keeps away. )

[Delmonico]

An if'in You must be spittin, use the Cuspidor or better than that, dem dar Doon Goons.


 

Awful bossy fer being in litl roosterville.

[Delmonico]

litl rooster, can I spit on the ground in litl roostervile when I talk of sheep (spit) herders.

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity, why didn't you fold it in half and use the Deep Fryer?

Now then he's got a new idea for Thanksgiving,  get him a  few pizza's shap'em like a turkey and  deep fry  it.

[litl rooster]

Awful bossy fer being in litl roosterville.

glad I wasn't in Az I'd been backshot with da 10ga...................

litl rooster, can I spit on the ground in litl roostervile when I talk of sheep (spit) herders.

Yes and 2 or 3 other werds also.........................however my boss the "Redheaded  lady" may draw a line in the house

[litl rooster]

Now then he's got a new idea for Thanksgiving,  get him a  few pizza's shap'em like a turkey and  deep fry  it.

Served with Ranch or Blu Cheese dressing................uuuummmmmmm that'll jump start the colestrol

[Delmonico]

Keep that damned mouldy cheeese stuff clear away from me.   If'n ya don't the blue plates will get me again.

[litl rooster]

Keep that damned mouldy cheeese stuff clear away from me.   If'n ya don't the blue plates will get me again.

makes note>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Blu Cheese is like kriptonite to Delmonico

[Trinity]

I wonder if I can get someone to make a tripple decker pizza for me.  Then I'll take it over to McDonalds and have them fry it up for me.  Hold the dressing, though.  I'm hongry!

[Ozark Tracker]

we were down at the pizza hut one time, a man and his wife were going through the alll you can eat line, several times,  I looked over and they were taking the pizza back to the table and pealing off the meat and cheese upper layer and putting it all on one piece of pizza, eating it  when they got about 6 or 7 layers, putting the crust all back on a tray,  the people in the pizza place finally came out and asked them to leave.

[Trinity]

Why?  They had a right to eat the pizza any way they want.  What is this nation becoming?!??

 

[Montana Darlin]

Ah said waht Ah said, don't use peyote, or the wild-wood weed.

 

 

Ya don't need no peyote Harpaluke,,,,, yer alrealy crazier then a loon.

[Montana Darlin]

Miss Montana raises litl roosters allowance to 1.35 a week and also makes a suggestions for roosterville since Trinity didn't bite on it.


How's about one of them there Coyote Ugly bars where the bartenders and servers are all women and dance and sing on the bar?