Author Topic: Newbrassky (Read 1820501 times)

Marshal harpoluke · « **Reply #8040 on:** October 09, 2006, 08:50:16 PM »

Who says rats are stupid?

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8041 on:** October 09, 2006, 08:53:56 PM »

The rat runs off with all the chunks of cheese, goes down by the Dismal and opens the first, Chunky Cheese,

Delmonico · « **Reply #8042 on:** October 09, 2006, 09:53:18 PM »

Quote from: Marshal harpoluke on October 09, 2006, 08:50:16 PM

Rats are the only animal in the world stupider than a sheep

Guess yer the only one.

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Marshal harpoluke · « **Reply #8043 on:** October 10, 2006, 12:47:35 PM »

Quote from: Delmonico on October 09, 2006, 09:53:18 PM

Guess yer the only one.

Rats are the smart ones according to the Chineeze Zodiac. They even outsmarted Da Ol Dragon--like You.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8044 on:** October 10, 2006, 05:39:12 PM »

Trinity hears Delmonico talking about the cold weather coming, so he go out to the stroage cellar and retrieves a weeks worth of potted meat so if he gets trapped in the house he'll have provisions.

Sod Buster · « **Reply #8045 on:** October 10, 2006, 08:32:00 PM »

Quote from: Ozark Tracker on October 10, 2006, 05:39:12 PM

Trinity hears Delmonico talking about the cold weather coming, so he go out to the stroage cellar and retrieves a weeks worth of potted meat so if he gets trapped in the house he'll have provisions.

Sod Buster starts twistin' straw together to use a fuel incase there ain't enough dried buffalo poop!

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8046 on:** October 10, 2006, 08:50:01 PM »

with all the goings on round here, we done plum forgot to gather any chips

$:-\$

Trinity · « **Reply #8047 on:** October 10, 2006, 08:52:52 PM »

Trinity has his potted meat, but still cries over the loss of the cheese.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8048 on:** October 10, 2006, 09:00:15 PM »

Trinity hugs his potted meat cans as he crys, then decides a sip from his jug will make his troubles dissapear.

Trinity · « **Reply #8049 on:** October 10, 2006, 09:19:14 PM »

He fills a large cup recipe. Then he spreads some potted meat on a cracker and dips it into the cup. "Yummmmmmmmmmm!"

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8050 on:** October 10, 2006, 09:30:18 PM »

Quote from: Trinity on October 10, 2006, 09:19:14 PM

He fills a large cup recipe. Then he spreads some potted meat on a cracker and dips it into the cup. "Yummmmmmmmmmm!"

and thinks how good a slab of cheese would be on the cracker, he then remembers when slim came in last night, he had a couple of saddlebags on his horse and there was cheese in one. so?

Delmonico · « **Reply #8051 on:** October 10, 2006, 09:43:04 PM »

Going to the barn Ozark finds out the sheepherder's little brother the rat has found it and ate it all.

Delmonico follow and shoots the rat with his 22. "If that rat was as smart as the sheepherder said he was, why did he sit there and let me shoot him."

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8052 on:** October 10, 2006, 09:47:55 PM »

Trinity, who is close behind, runs to the rat and searches him fer more cheese

Trinity · « **Reply #8053 on:** October 10, 2006, 09:50:10 PM »

Trinity cries as he sees the wasted contents of the rat's belly splattered all over the wall. Suddenly Trinity decides to try something new. He takes a cracker and dips it into the acidic, cheesy brew and eats. With a grimace, he throws the cracker down and returns to his jug on the porch and his frown.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8054 on:** October 10, 2006, 09:54:31 PM »

Seeing this Del and Ozark throw up a little, they too go fer a drink, but they find a different jug

Delmonico · « **Reply #8055 on:** October 10, 2006, 10:46:47 PM »

Delmonico kind of feels a tiny bit sorry for the sheepherder cause Delmonico shot his little brother, so Delmonico gets his phooney-graf from the barn and plays a tribute to the rat.

Ben, the two of us need look no more
We both found what we were looking for
With a friend to call my own
I'll never be alone
And you my friend will see
Youve got a friend in me
(youve got a friend in me)

Ben, you're always running here and there
(here and there)
You feel youre not wanted anywhere
(anywhere)
If you ever look behind
And dont like what you find
Theres something you should know
Youve got a place to go
(youve got a place to go)

I used to say, I and me
Now its us, now its we
(I used to say, I and me)
(now its us, now its we)

Ben, most people would turn you away
I don't listen to a word they say
They don't see you as I do
I wish they would try to
Im sure theyd think again
If they had a friend like Ben
(a friend)
Like Ben
(like Ben)
Like Ben

Delmonico then tosses Ben into the burnin' barrel with a pitchfork tosses in the trash and lights a lucifer and drops it in.

Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #8056 on:** October 11, 2006, 04:29:52 AM »

Tha rat version of Taps drifts across the dooryard as the lucifer catches and the flames grow higher.

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #8057 on:** October 11, 2006, 09:12:21 AM »

Slim climbs done from the hayloft, and gathers eggs and milch. He takes 'em into the kitchen and starts breakfast. "Breakfast is ready!"

Delmonico · « **Reply #8058 on:** October 11, 2006, 09:15:38 AM »

Delmonico says, everyone wash real good and make sure you don't have any fleas, rats can carry boob-bon-ick plauge.

If that sheep herder brings any more, shoot both of them.

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #8059 on:** October 11, 2006, 09:37:39 AM »

Slim washes out his warbags.

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