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Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8100 on:** October 17, 2006, 10:06:12 AM »

Quote from: Silver Creek Slim on October 17, 2006, 09:57:16 AM

"By the by, why do I need new chickens? My chickens were layin' just fine."

well Slim ya see the key words in that sentence was were laying now they just laying around the country side after the splosion.

not mentioning the fact that they were cooked when they left so suddlenly.

and ain't it strange how them feathers got blowed inta the bags

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #8101 on:** October 17, 2006, 10:42:54 AM »

"Alright who dun it!"

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8102 on:** October 17, 2006, 05:25:17 PM »

well lets see now, Trinity was a getting ready to go and plow the south 40 up and Sodbuster was gonna plant something. and the pressure got away from him and the chickens was standing too close and and and

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Delmonico · « **Reply #8103 on:** October 17, 2006, 05:26:50 PM »

Duke wanders in and give Ozark that "yer not tell the truth" look."

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8104 on:** October 17, 2006, 05:35:04 PM »

Just at that moment, Trinity, who had been trying ta hide behing the barn, trips and falls out in plain sight,

Delmonico · « **Reply #8105 on:** October 17, 2006, 05:44:49 PM »

Duke grabs him by the collar, shakes him and drops him at Slim's feet.

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #8106 on:** October 17, 2006, 06:54:04 PM »

"So, Duke, yer sayin', in yer own way, that Trinity dun away with ma chickens?"

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8107 on:** October 17, 2006, 07:08:57 PM »

aw I can't let ole Trinity take all the blame, I just figured that with everybody being out of pocket this weekend and missing ole Trinity's birthday, we'd just smoke up a bunch of food and have a party when yall got home, it woulda worked OK if'n Trinity hadn't thought the relief valve would shut off the fire.

Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #8108 on:** October 18, 2006, 04:56:56 AM »

Now ya know why Del doan let Trinity operate none a tha machinery. Heck Trinity blows up 10 stills fer every one he gits ta werkin.

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #8109 on:** October 18, 2006, 09:02:40 AM »

"I guess I'll forgive ya this time."

Delmonico · « **Reply #8110 on:** October 18, 2006, 09:08:48 AM »

Delmonico heads to the kitchen with a sad look on his face, "dern, I thought Slim was gonna give Trinity a good whoopin. Guess the rumors of Slim bein' a pantywaist are true."

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8111 on:** October 18, 2006, 08:06:08 PM »

with his chickens on order, Slim sets about rebuilding his chicken coop and pen. Trinity carries in a few new posts where the old ones were blown out by the explosion. Slim puts in more boxes fer the egss and rebuilds the door into the barn.

Delmonico · « **Reply #8112 on:** October 18, 2006, 10:53:47 PM »

As the chickens head into the barn, the DJ starts to play the Chicken Dance.

Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #8113 on:** October 19, 2006, 04:45:17 AM »

A shaft of sunlight coming in through the barn door catches the glitter ball that Trinity left in the corner. With the glittering reflections and the music Trinity iz mezmerized an starts to dancin.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8114 on:** October 19, 2006, 06:53:18 PM »

suddenly Trinity remembers what happened the last time he was mezmerized by the light ball and walks over and stands in the corner.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8115 on:** October 20, 2006, 07:28:25 PM »

everybody pitches in and rebuilds the end of Del's shop where the explosion knocked it off, they have enough lumber that they are able to enlarge the workshop for larger experiments.

Delmonico · « **Reply #8116 on:** October 20, 2006, 07:29:33 PM »

Delmonico goes into his "New Improved Workshop" and closes the door.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8117 on:** October 20, 2006, 07:34:34 PM »

everybody relaxes on the porch, Ozark finds a full jug of Trinity's brew and passes it around.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8118 on:** October 20, 2006, 07:44:44 PM »

Trinity comes out of the corner and out of the barn, and being upset about the dancing, he gets his bedroll out of the house and heads off down to the Dismal to camp out fer a few days and clear his mind.

oh yeah and finish off a few jugs of corn squeezings

Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #8119 on:** October 20, 2006, 08:43:08 PM »

Clatters n clangs are soon heard coming from Del's New and Improved Workshop.

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