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Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8060 on:** October 11, 2006, 06:53:09 PM »

after eating their fill, Del again sticks his head out the door and hollers fer Trinity.

Trinity · « **Reply #8061 on:** October 14, 2006, 12:00:32 PM »

Trinity looks up from his plate of eggs like a hungry wolf from a fresh kill. "Ah ain' ate sin' Ah trahd that dern rat cheese, whaddya wan'?"

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8062 on:** October 14, 2006, 07:12:02 PM »

I reckon he musta had him some of that red eye gravy, cause that one eye sure is glowing.

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Trinity · « **Reply #8063 on:** October 14, 2006, 07:30:00 PM »

"Them aigs was good oncet Dail stopped botherin' me."

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8064 on:** October 14, 2006, 07:31:44 PM »

ya didn't harm none of Slim's chickens when ya was getting them eggs did ya.

Trinity · « **Reply #8065 on:** October 14, 2006, 07:34:32 PM »

"Uhhh... naw, naw Ah din't. An' don' go lookin' in tha garbage pit, now."

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8066 on:** October 14, 2006, 07:53:27 PM »

Dern, now we gonna havta get some more chickens fer Slim, he done counted em before he took off fer parts unknown this weekend.

Trinity · « **Reply #8067 on:** October 15, 2006, 12:19:51 AM »

"Ah hope he di'n't count the unhatched ones!"

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8068 on:** October 15, 2006, 06:25:12 AM »

I don't think he counts his chickens before they're hatched, where have I heard that

Trinity · « **Reply #8069 on:** October 15, 2006, 10:42:08 AM »

"Good, 'cause they's a few less this mornin'."

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8070 on:** October 15, 2006, 10:47:36 AM »

we might as well get a few more of the chickens and smoke em, we'll just light up the fire in the traction engine and add on a smoke chamber, Del ain't here anyways, he'll never know.

Trinity · « **Reply #8071 on:** October 15, 2006, 10:53:34 AM »

"May as well th'ow on a few of Stoney's pigs too. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!"

Trinity walks off to build the fire.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8072 on:** October 15, 2006, 11:02:22 AM »

Ozark begins to rig up a smoker box on the side of the tractor big enough to hold a few pigs and several dozen chickens.

Trinity · « **Reply #8073 on:** October 15, 2006, 11:21:36 AM »

All of a sudden Trinity screams and jumps back as a huge tongue of flame leaps out at him. Trinity's clothing and hair are smoking as he says: "Ya reckon Ah used too much coal earl on tha wood?"

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8074 on:** October 15, 2006, 11:25:42 AM »

after rolling Trinity around the yard a time or two to put him out, Ozark closes the fire box door and soon the smoke starts coming through the smoker.

Sod Buster · « **Reply #8075 on:** October 15, 2006, 03:14:41 PM »

Sod Buster arrives at the Ranch with No Name with a BIRTHDAY preset for Trinity....a whole wagonload of sour mash whiskey!

Even tho' he and Trinity have never been formally introduced, Sod Buster enjoys his company.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8076 on:** October 15, 2006, 05:51:33 PM »

Trinity and Ozark invite Sod Buster to stay awhile and enjoy the meat they are smoking. Trinity goes out and puts a couple of logs in the fire box.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8077 on:** October 15, 2006, 07:37:49 PM »

Trinity runs okut and gets all the chickens and hogs outa the smoker and shuts off what he thinks is the air to the fire and runs back up to the house with supper.

Delmonico · « **Reply #8078 on:** October 15, 2006, 08:38:10 PM »

Delmonico comes ridin' in from the south-east after hangin' round Mr. Elija Filleys barn all weekend, cooking for the corn huskers (note two words) and the threashin' crew. As he nears the ranch he hears a boom and chunks of metal, drumsticks and bacon shower down on him.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8079 on:** October 15, 2006, 08:42:53 PM »

Sodbuster and Ozark are sitting on the front porch when they hear the boom, one hog lands on the front porch and Trinity clears all the buildings by about 30 ft a heading fer the Dismal

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