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[Trinity]

...and he begins to sing:

"Whether yer a brother or whether yer a mother, yer stayin' alive, stayin' alive! ..."

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity gets ta gyrating around the room and he discovers the glass ball reflecting all the light is  almost as good as the jug.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico offers Trinity some white powder on a little spoon and tells him to snort it.  Soon his nostril hairs are stuck together with Plaster of Paris.

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[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity stops dancing and trys to get the plaster out of his nose when he pulls it out, it rips out all the nose hair  on one side, he rolls back on his heels and puts both hands straight up in the air and screams, thens starts walking backwards across the floor dragging his feet,  then slams down to his knees,

every cheers for his dancing skills.

[Trinity]

Still with a high pitch to his voice, Trinity grabs his nose and says "Oooh!"  all the while still walking backwards and dragging his feet.

[Ozark Tracker]

Somebody tells Trinity that he needs to go out fer a walk in the moon light where nobody cant' see him picking his nose. he does and gets everything outa there, he comes back in to the dance floor and starts a dancing again adding that move he invented when the plaster was in his nose, 

he calls it his moon walk and starts singing again, staying alive staying alive,  I got the plaster out so I'm staying alive.

[Trinity]

Then Trinity turns to the people staring at him and in an ernest tone he says:

"Darkness Falls Across The Land
The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand
Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood
To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood
And Whosoever Shall Be Found
Without The Soul For Getting Down
Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell
And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell
The Foulest Stench Is In The Air
The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years
And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb
Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom
And Though You Fight To Stay Alive
Your Body Starts To Shiver
For No Mere Mortal Can Resist
The Evil Of The Thriller
AH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH"

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim comes in wearing a garlic necklace, holding a wooden stake in his hand, and has silver boolits in his pistol.

[Chance]

Meanwhile a feller in the corner of the room who's been watching Trinity's girations comes across and put his arm around Trinity's shoulder.
"Son, I've been watching you and I think you got the makin's of a star. How'd you like to be in my new movie?"
Trinity's not sure what a movie is but doesn't like the way the feller is cuddling him.

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity leans over and whispers ta the fellar,  if'n yer paying attention to that thar song, staying alive and ya want ta stay alive to hear it, ya better let me go.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Tha feller pats Trinity on tha bottom n sez I'll be back later wif yer contract!

[Trinity]

 

[Trinity]

"What?  What in tarnation!?  Jes what did he mean?  Ah don' thank Ah like his lookin' at me lahk that!"

[Ozark Tracker]

Their gonna put ya in the movies, they gonna make a big star outa you

[Trinity]

"Nope!"


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"What's a mooovie?"

[Delmonico]

Delmonico sees the guy in the high heeled Eye=talian shoes pat Trinity on the butt and a song comes to mind.

Got my irons in the fire down in Texas
Got a toe hold in Tennessee
Got my foot in the door of that California Store
Now I'm up to my ears in me

Don't be concerned if the song sounds familiar
Don't be concerned if it all seems the same
Just be concerned that your policies will kill you
It's all just public domain

I took a bite of the Big Apple
And I dabbled in that forbidden fruit
No they promised me points
And they slipped me skinny joints
And I've yet to see me any loot
From that man in the high-heeled Gucci shoes

Don't be concerned if the song sounds familiar
Don't be concerned if it all seems the same
Just be concerned that your policies will kill you
It's all just public domain

I sang in the Red River Valley
I've drank with the whores in Santa Fe
Yeah, I ran with the snuff queens in Dallas
Like I ran from Snow White in L.A.
Now I've broken all my vows to Demola

Don't be concerned if the song sounds familiar
Don't be concerned if it all seems the same
Just be concerned that your policies will kill you
And it's all just public domain


And with a flash, Delmonico decides Disco Sucks and starts to clear out the barn.

As he works he sings,


Pissin' in the wind, bettin' on a losing friend
Makin' the same mistakes, we swore we'd never make again
And we're pissin' in the wind, but it's blowing on all our friends
We're gonna sit and grin and tell our grandchildren

About the time I called this Guy it was four in the morning
Teach me the words to the song I was humming

He just laughed and he said that the ole grey cat is sneakin' down the hall
But all he wants to know is who in the hell is paying for the call

Pissin' in the wind, bettin' on a losing friend
Makin' the same mistakes, we swore we'd never make again
And we're pissin' in the wind, but it's blowing on all our friends
We're gonna sit and grin and tell our grandchildren

Now this Nunn called me up, it was eight in the morning
Wanted to know how in the world am I doin'
He just laughed and he said get together boy, and fall on by the house
Some Gonzo buddies would like to play anything your's picking now

Pissin' in the wind, bettin' on a losing friend
Makin' the same mistakes, we swore we'd never make again
And we're pissin' in the wind, but it's blowing on all our friends
We're gonna sit and grin and tell our grandchildren

Now we worked and we suffered and struggled
Makin' our record till we got it right
Now we're waiting on the check to come sneaking down the hall
Like that old time feeling
That we never should have ever put the record out at all

Pissin' in the wind, bettin' on a losing friend
Makin' the same mistakes, we swore we'd never make again
And we're pissin' in the wind, but it's blowing on all our friends
We're gonna sit and grin and tell our grandchildren

That the answer my friend is just pissin' in the wind
The answer is pissin' in the sink


And with everyone cleared out Delmonico shuts the doors and stats to clear out the disco mess.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

The round Disco ball slips out of Del's hands as he takes it down and it starts to roll down the hill toward the Dismal.  As the sun hits it it sparkles and shoots off little rays of light.  Trinity is hynotized by it and begins to chase the rolling ball.

[Sod Buster]

"What?  What in tarnation!?  Jes what did he mean?  Ah don' thank Ah like his lookin' at me lahk that!"

I don't think Sherlene would like it either.

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity runs on down the hill after the ball and right into the dismal. 

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim comes outta the house with the "Mighty Ten" and warbags. He saddles his horse and rides east. "See y'all on Monday."