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Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #8080 on:** October 16, 2006, 08:36:26 AM »

Irish hears the boom and looks out the winder in time to see a wheel from Del's Steam Tractor come flying by.

Delmonico · « **Reply #8081 on:** October 16, 2006, 08:39:01 AM »

As Delmonico comes in from the south-east and Slim comes in from the north-east Trinity slips straight west on the Dismal, he knows he's gonna get in trouble big time.

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #8082 on:** October 16, 2006, 10:43:49 AM »

Slim reaches the ranch and looks at the mess. "Trinity was tryin' to cook agin I see."

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Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8083 on:** October 16, 2006, 11:29:50 AM »

Sodbuster and Ozark carry the hog that landed on the porch into the kitchen table and get the potato's from the stove and Del whips up some biscuts and they all gather round to eat.

Trinity · « **Reply #8084 on:** October 16, 2006, 07:33:13 PM »

Trinity sneaks back into the house and in an effort to draw attention away from himself, he says:

"Why look! It's tha stranger from tha soddy!! Howdy thar stranger. How long you been hair? Ya gonna stay long? Oooooh! Is that thar wagonload of whiskey fer me? Thankee pard! MMMMMMMMMMM, MM!"

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8085 on:** October 16, 2006, 07:36:37 PM »

Trinity pours everybody a great big drink and hopes this dulls their memory

Trinity · « **Reply #8086 on:** October 16, 2006, 07:43:03 PM »

"Hair Sleeum. Have another one, Ah will."

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8087 on:** October 16, 2006, 07:47:59 PM »

Slim drinks another shot and then starts talking about going to gather eggs.

Delmonico · « **Reply #8088 on:** October 16, 2006, 07:49:00 PM »

Delmonico says, "don't walk, take The Steam Traction Engine.

Trinity · « **Reply #8089 on:** October 16, 2006, 07:57:36 PM »

"T'ain' no need fer aigs, Sleeum. Hair, have another one!"

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8090 on:** October 16, 2006, 08:03:50 PM »

Slim takes another one, at least before going to gather eggs and feeding the chickens.

Trinity · « **Reply #8091 on:** October 16, 2006, 08:29:48 PM »

"Hair! Ya wanna have another one? Have another one!!!"

Sod Buster · « **Reply #8092 on:** October 16, 2006, 09:05:07 PM »

Quote from: Trinity on October 16, 2006, 07:33:13 PM

Trinity sneaks back into the house and in an effort to draw attention away from himself, he says:

"Why look! It's tha stranger from tha soddy!! Howdy thar stranger. How long you been hair? Ya gonna stay long? Oooooh! Is that thar wagonload of whiskey fer me? Thankee pard! MMMMMMMMMMM, MM!"

I'z been fine.
Yup, it is all fer you.
33 jugs - one for every year of your life!
I'll stay until my welcome is worn out.

Sod Buster · « **Reply #8093 on:** October 16, 2006, 09:05:54 PM »

Quote from: Ozark Tracker on October 16, 2006, 07:36:37 PM

Trinity pours everybody a great big drink and hopes this dulls their memory

I call this batch "MIND ERASER".

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8094 on:** October 16, 2006, 09:09:23 PM »

well when Trinity hears this mind eraser he pours Del and Slim a tea glass full and urges them to drink up

Delmonico · « **Reply #8095 on:** October 16, 2006, 11:25:08 PM »

Delmonico says, "nope, I have to go order a new Steam Traction Engine. Slim do you want me to order you some new chickens."

"just let me know I'll order them on my coal oil powered computor."

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Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8096 on:** October 17, 2006, 07:40:31 AM »

Slim looks over the selection of chickens on the coal oil computor and picks out several fancy breeds to order. known for their extra large egg production. and several standard breed known to be good fryers. and 2 extra fancy peacocks just fer show around the ranch.

Delmonico · « **Reply #8097 on:** October 17, 2006, 08:10:01 AM »

Delmonico does not type in the number for the loud and obnoxious peacocks.

Saves him the trouble of shooting them.

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #8098 on:** October 17, 2006, 09:57:16 AM »

"By the by, why do I need new chickens? My chickens were layin' just fine."

Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #8099 on:** October 17, 2006, 10:04:56 AM »

irish guides his wagon and team into the yard. He goes to the back of the wagon and levers off one of the big wheels from the Steam Tractor Engine and says, Hey Del I found this down by tha Dismal is it yours?

Then Irish looks at Slim, Yanno its a funny thing, as I was pullin in here I noticed some bags in tha bushes so I stop an looked in em and thought you might want these. Irish hands two bags full of bloody chiken feathers to Slim.

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