Newbrassky

[Trinity]

Suddenly Trinity comes to and wonders where he is.  He beings to worry as there appears to be a lack of oxygen.  In a last ditch effort he takes a deep breath only to have his lungs fill with water causing him to choke and thrash about, destroying the trough.  Finally the air returns to Trinity's lungs, but he has fallen asleep again.

[Ozark Tracker]

Ozark comes over and wakes Trinity up and tells him he better stay awake,  that ole doctor is just aching a give ya a gizzard transplant if'n he catches ya napping again

[Trinity]

"Sobody say gizzards?  Ah'll have me a dozen!"





<<Author's note:  Actually, I hate gizzards, but love the word >>

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[Ozark Tracker]

Feeling better, Trinity eats the rest of the giblet gravy and begins to wonder where the smoked turkeys that came with the gizzard went too.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico goes back to the workshop out in the barn and soon all the horses and mules are out in the corral and the doors are all shut.

[Ozark Tracker]

Everybody eases on out to the porch to see what comes out of the barn,  if anything

Trinity brings along an extra jug for the festivities

They all begin to wonder again what Del is making in the barn.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico goes to the house and goes to his room and gets all the wax discs and the phoney-grapf and takes them to the barn.  He also goes to the shed and gets a can of coal oil.

[Ozark Tracker]

I just hope he don't get none of that coal oil on the bottom of the phoney-grapf,  that thing'll be rocking and rolling all over the table.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico fires up The Steam Traction Engine and runs it over to the side of the barn.  He hooks the drive belt up to a pulley hangin' out of the hayloft and kicks in the PTO.

He heads back in.

[Ozark Tracker]

everybody takes cover, just in case something flys out from the barn

[Trinity]

Trinity lays back in the hammock and take a large sip out of the jug.  "Anybody make some food?"

[Ozark Tracker]

Ozark comes out from around the edge of the house,  Did you say somebody was making food? 

I am houngry, even though when Del starts whatever he's a building it may change the world as we know it.

[Trinity]

"Naw.  Ah was a-askin' ifn' anybody done made some food.  Mah belly is a-rumblin'.  Didja brang anythin?"

[Delmonico]

Delmonico comes to the house to make gravy and biscuits fer supper.  "Yep it will change the world as we know it."

[Ozark Tracker]

Delmonico comes to the house to make gravy and biscuits fer supper.  "Yep it will change the world as we know it."

the invention or the gravy and biscuits,  Ozark tells Trinity, Del musta got some new kinda flour.

[Chance]

Del makes enough biscuits and gravy for everyone, then some extra for Trinity.
"This is a sellybrashun supper" he declares. "When y'all done finished eatin' I will open the barn doors and your lives will change forever!"
Everyone looks at Del in awe, except Trinity, who finds it hard to be enthusiastic about anything but the food in front of him.

[Trinity]

Trinity is busy licking the gravy pan as everybody follows Delmonico out to the barn.

[Delmonico]

There in the barn, the belt from The Steam Traction engine is turnin' a glass ball hangin' from the rafters, a coal oil lantern has a reflector pointed at it and light is bounchin' all around the barn.  There are folks dressed real funny, do a weird dance and the fony-graf is planin' some music by some guy who sounds like he's been neutered.  "Stayin' alive, stayin' alive awww awww awww awww stayin' alive."

[Ozark Tracker]

All the men of the ranch go inside and the sparkley light hits Trinity in the eyes,  he stumbles backwards and falls down,  Ozark, passes smooth out, thinking Trinity had been  zapped by the light.

[Ozark Tracker]

the lights, music and bump on the head has affected Trinity, suddenly he jumps off the floor rolls up his britches legs and starts to dance