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[Ozark Tracker]

with the awfkul taste of cabbage in his mouth, Trinity lifts up the jug and takes a big swig to wash out the memory.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

As he finish his swallow from the jug Del is there to hand him a bucket and mop.  He tells Trinity to clean up his mess or he'll get no more food from Del's kitchen.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Climbing the steps, he passes Slim and thanks him for forgiving him.  Then he asks when the new chickens are due.

"They should be arrivin' today. Now, these chickens ain't fer eatin'. They'z fer layin' eggs!" 

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[Ozark Tracker]

after Slim's chickens arrive during the afternoon,  Trinity gets a bucket and goes out to check for eggs.  he looks around the chicken yard and see's nothing, going into the chicken house baby chickens sukrrond his feet.  he bends down and looks the babies over, takes his bucket back into the house and tells Slim not to get too excited about getting any eggs soon.

[Delmonico]

Most likey won't see no eggs till spring, unless Slim hooks up lights and a heater in the chicken coop.

Delmonico goes and orders a couple of cases of eggs.

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity goes out to the storage shed and looks over his supply of potted meat,  counting the cans, he scratches the number on the wall and comes back to the house.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Slim and Tom look in tha storage shed before Trinity closes the door, they see hundreds and hundreds of cans of potted meat piled up, but Trinity scratches 11 into the wall.  They follow Trinity into the house and Slim asks Trinity why he scratched eleven into the wall of tha shed.  Trinity replies I didn't Sleeeum ah scratched a two into tha wall cuz I gots two piles a cans.  That means I got ta git some more afore Winter cuz thet aint gonna last me, need at least six piles, last Winter ah had five piles an had ta ration mahself ta twelve cans a day fer tha last week afore thaw.

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity goes in and gets on the coaloil computer and finds a potted meat company that delivers and makes out his order and tells them to send 1111  more piles of potted meat.  now that's 4 by Trinity's count.

[Trinity]

"Ah shore is glad Ah got that done.  Don' wanna go tha win'er wifout food.  Now, Ah kin go ask Sleeum if'n we kin frah a couple of them little birds up.  They shore is cute... it makes me hongry"

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity takes an 8 inch cast iron skillet out to the chicken house and looks around at the chicks to pick out a big one,  he grabs the biggest one and holds him up to the skillet after seeing how small the chicken is he puts him back down and pats his little head and tells him he's to little to waste the oil and flour on.

[Trinity]

Then Trinity fondly remembers how he liked to fry the whole thing last year.  Just pop them into the fryer and then into his mouth. 

Looking again at the little fellow that he just set down, he realizes that he's just too cute, so Trinity names him litl chicky and sends him on his way. 

In the kitchen, Trinity rummages through the ice box and finds an old, moldy wheel of cheese to eat.

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity trims okff the fuzzy parts of the wheel and sits the cheese on his plate and gets some saltines out of the cabinet.  Monkey comes in sees Trinity sad and goes out to the barn loft and brings him back a few bananas that he had hid out.

[Trinity]

"Thanks Monkey!  They ain' nothin' lahk 'nanners an' ol' cheese."  Trinity takes the bananas and alternates bites out of the banana and cheese.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Unfortunately Trinity misses cuttin off some of the moldy parts an soon he starts to hallucimanating

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity thinks he sees a whole ham hanging on the wall in the kitchen,  he grabs it and starts chewing,  after about 10 minutes he realizes he just chewed up Slim's war bags.

[Sod Buster]

Sod Buster walks into his barn after being on a trip for a few weeks and is stunned by the vision of what is hanging above him.
What is that and where did it come from?

[Ozark Tracker]

All the fellars come take a look and agree it must be a gift to Sodbuster from heaven.  fer a trying to straighten them thar Yankees out.     one of them new fangled farming rigs.

they just wonder how he's gonna get it down ta the ground

[Trinity]

After realizing that he has Slims war bags in his mouth, Trinity was relieved for he thought that Del had overcooked a ham.  After unsuccessfully looking around for something else to eat, Trinity returns to the war bags. 

"Done softened 'em up a mite.  Just a bit more chewin' an' they'll be right palatable."

[Ozark Tracker]

After realizing that he has Slims war bags in his mouth, Trinity was relieved for he thought that Del had overcooked a ham.  After unsuccessfully looking around for something else to eat, Trinity returns to the war bags. 

"Done softened 'em up a mite.  Just a bit more chewin' an' they'll be right palatable."

ya know tomorrow Slim's gonna come out here ta check his chickens and  he always checks on his war bags while he's out here,  maybe ya can make him some new ones.

[Trinity]

Trinity takes the hard rind of the cheese and stitches it together to resemble Slim's saddlebags (Well sort of) and hangs them on their post in the barn.