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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #4140 on: September 26, 2005, 06:22:17 AM »
Rubbin he head from being whacked twice for nuttin' he turn to the FFG, "Tom's alot more than my friend.  He's family.  He's my seconds cousin's, nephew's uncle's bother's dog's owner's 3rd cousin by marriage on my father's side."

Stoney goes to the stove and takes the greasey bacon skillet from the other days' breakfast and thwacks Del on the head.  "Wow that was theraputic." 

Feeling better, he makes breakfast.  Eggs, bacon, buscuits and gravy and LOTS of coffee.  When all was ready he fulls his cup and plate and one for Tom,  "Here Tom, right now your guest.  By lunch you will be on your own."

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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #4141 on: September 26, 2005, 12:27:58 PM »
Slim rides into the yard, put his horse away, and takes the saddlebags to the house. "Morning, Stoney. I'll put the cheese the the icebox, grab some grub, and back back out." Slim puts the cheese in the icebox. He fills a cup with coffee and a plate with grub. He takes a seat on the porch.
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #4142 on: September 26, 2005, 01:37:16 PM »
The Frumpy Fairy Godmother joins Slim on the porch. Her legs swing back and forth like a little gerl's as she sips her coffee.  Daisy and Claire, both now bulging like footballs, beg for food.


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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #4143 on: September 26, 2005, 01:50:48 PM »
"Morning, ma'am."
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #4144 on: September 26, 2005, 04:32:44 PM »
Delmonico still lays there out cold, Brazo's is gettin' mighty hungry because of the two day ride to town. ;D  Trinity feasts on all the leftover cooked beef in the icebox. ;D
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #4145 on: September 26, 2005, 05:07:43 PM »
Slim pours a bucket of water on Del.
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #4146 on: September 26, 2005, 05:46:26 PM »
But he's still out cold.  The cut on his head is startin' to get red and inflammed. ;D
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #4147 on: September 26, 2005, 06:57:54 PM »
 Author's note>>>>at the wagon tonight the cosie complained that some one rode out of camp on a mouse colored horse...He said, before he could figured out who what why...He found our dried beef for the trail had been swapped for Mutton.... Tommorow I will kill a Deer to replace the Mutton, till a dry cow can be culled. My men can't work ifn' all they get to eat is mutton. No sign of trouble from the Dalton but the night hawk has  been doubled.
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #4148 on: September 26, 2005, 07:13:46 PM »
But he's still out cold.  The cut on his head is startin' to get red and inflammed. ;D
<Auhor's note.  Since I know we're all toons, Does this mean we get to see his head explode and him grow a new one?


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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #4149 on: September 26, 2005, 07:16:36 PM »
Most likey will see, cause Delmonico has came to enough to crawl to his bed as the pus starts to ooze from the head wound. ;D  In his blurred state he knows his fever is startin' to rise to the danger point.  The faithful yaller dog guards stands guard. ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #4150 on: September 26, 2005, 07:19:17 PM »
whisper mode on>  Del tye a note around the yallar dogs collar send him for help>>>>whisper mode off
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #4151 on: September 26, 2005, 07:21:22 PM »
Delmonico tries to write a note with his pencil stup, but passes back out. ::)
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #4152 on: September 27, 2005, 01:19:55 AM »
Brazos comes in filled to the gills with all the beef from town, not to mention the wonderful two days laid up with a cosie! :D  Takes a look in on Del, and says "Poor fella, your heads ten sizes to big! (from the injury FFG not from his personallity side!)"  Ol' Brazos pulls from his pocket (Arthur Note, {see I know that guy too} Brazos his big pockets too) a liniment gar with stuff he uses on his horse fer wire and steer hornh scrapes, and salves some on Del's wounded head. :P

Then he exits ol' Del's room and hits the kitchen just in time to get the last of the bacon and eggs.  Maybe six or eight eggs and a side of bacon.  See he is a might hungry from his time with the cosie. :o  Another word from the Arthur Note fella, Brazos head is a little too big to! ;D
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #4153 on: September 27, 2005, 04:49:35 AM »
 :D Stoney thinks it's funny that brazo's used horse liniment on Del's head.  He's thought of Del as a horses rearend before but never the other end of the spine. ;) ;D

Extatic that Brazo's brought beef, Stoney makes Steak and eggs for breakfast.  Coffee is hot and there's even water on for tea should someone prefer.


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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #4154 on: September 27, 2005, 04:59:41 AM »
Irish goes to the wagon and pulls out a kit with bandages and betadine (Author's note >> Also used on horses cuts and infected areas<<) He brings the kit back to the Frumpy Fairy Godmother, "Ma'm (tip hiz hat) don't you think we should clean thet wound an bandage thet Del feller up right proper?"
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #4155 on: September 27, 2005, 09:16:12 AM »
Slim goes into the kitchen and puts on a fresh pot of coffee.
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #4156 on: September 27, 2005, 03:12:30 PM »
The Frumpy Fairy Godmother blinks as though coming out of a daze. She looks at the two female dogs.

"Gads you two are fat!"

Daisy and Claire give her very hurt looks and slowly waddle away. With great effort they climb the stairs and go into Trinity's room.

The Frumpy Fairy Godmother gets up and goes into the kitchen.

"I smell liniment. Did Delmonico get hurt again?"

Then she hears Irish and turns to him. "Well, if it's a head wound, you may not be able to help. I've found that stuff on or in Delmonico's head tends to fester until it is ripe, then it explodes... one way or another. But I reckon it wouldn't hurt to try."


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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #4157 on: September 27, 2005, 05:13:11 PM »
Ever lost ennyone when hiz head explodes?  Nevermind, I reckon if we put up a rope to keep people far enough away nobody would get hurt.  That way we could sell tickets cause I imagina a lotta people would pay to see the exploding head.  How long ya reckon it'll take FFG?
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #4158 on: September 27, 2005, 06:11:13 PM »
 ;) ;) ;)

"Not more than a few pages of this here thread!" Brazos pipes in!  "Ol' Del can't be down for long, he has too many Irons in the fire."  Braozs goes to check on Delmonico and can hardly squeeze the door open to get in Del's room. :o  Del's head is startin' to look like one of them there hot air ballons! :o  "Boy, good thing we all is toons" chortles Brazos.  "Otherwise your head would have exploded real ugly stuff all over your room!"


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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #4159 on: September 27, 2005, 10:06:47 PM »
The horse linny-mint draws out the bad stuff and breaks Delmonico's fever.  ;D ;D  all covered with quilts he is still out cold, but starts to sweat. :o :o  Soon there is a river of sweat coming out from under his door and running down the hall way. :P :P :P

<Authors Note:  Delmonico uses Horse Linny-mints on his wounds quite often fer real.  As good as most human stuff and a lot cheaper. ;D ;)>
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