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[Trinity]

Trinity gets off of the floor and nudges Sheep to see if he's still alive.  Sheep breathes in heavily, but does not wake.  Trinity then goes to the stove where he sees his favorites:  Bacon, Sausage and Eggs.  He takes both skillets with him outside and hunkers down in the rocker next to Stoney and Brrazos and begins to eat.

[Scattered Thumbs]

(Perspective man, is he related to that Authur Note fella?)

not sure if he is or not......but you can count on it if he is in here he's a BOZO

Arthur's note: Just why are you calling aunt Perspective a Bozo?

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Smelling eggs, bacon, and sausage, Irish awakes to find himself stuffed in a tree.  Around him are hundreds of nuts and a pair of sleeping squirrels. Following his nose he quietly slides out of the tree and discovers he's thirty feet up!  Quickly blowing himself up he bounces when he hits the ground, about ten minutes later he has lost momentum and rolls to a stop.  He grabs some supplies out of his wagon and heads to the kitchen.  Once he has prepared more food he joins the others on the porch.  As he walks past Brazos some funny colored dust drifts off of him and when it touches the pan two sausage disappear.

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[Stoney Pete]

This moring, Stoney did not make breakfast.  He ate enough yesterday to last him for the morning.  He did put on coffee.  When it was done he goes back to his rocker on the porch.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim rides into the yard. "Morning y'all." He waves at the Bozos assembled on the porch. He mumbles to himself, "Looks like a clown convention."  He puts his horse away, takes his saddlebags and Mighty Ten into the house. He puts the cheese in the icebox. He gets some coffee and takes a seat on the porch.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

As Slim sits down there is a loud honk. Quickly getting up he turns around and looks, sure enough some Bozo has left a large red bulbous nose on his chair.  None of the assembled Bozos lay claim to it!

[Stoney Pete]

"The ranch is turning into a circus."

[Delmonico]

Delmonico grabs the nose and squeeze's the wheeze.  A flock of Canada Geese lands in the door yard.      He hands the Bozo nose to Slim.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim runs to the kitchen to get the "Mighty Ten". 

[Delmonico]

Delmonico watches Slim ground shoot the flock.  

[Stoney Pete]

"Hey Slim, It won't be long now and your goose will be cooked."

[Delmonico]

Delmonico tells Slim, "you shot 'em you clean 'em and I'll cook 'em.  Roast goose em em."  

[Brazos Bucky Smith]

Well, that is one way to get the flock out of here!   Brazos waits with his trusty fork to have a good portion of the Roasted Goose's!

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Well git on out thar and git yer goose, Slim! Time's a wastin  an ya got a crowd  a hungry folks on the porch.  Ya kin even surprise tha FFG by givin er a goose!

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

With a long suffering sigh and a shake of her head, the Frumpy Fairy Godmother puts on one of her older dresses and covers it with a full length apron. Stopping in the kitchen for a sack and one of the sharper knives, she comes out on the porch to survey the carnage.

"I need new down for some pillows, and if anyone even thinks about goosing me," this said with a sidelong look to Irish Tom, "remember I have a sharp knife in my hand."

That said, she steps down from the porch to start gathering geese.

[Silver Creek Slim]

<Arthur's note: I would never ground swat a goose, but a crow I would.  I don't eat crow.  )

Slim puts the Mighty Ten on the porch and walks to the carnage to dress the geese. "Y'all think a purple calico dress would look nice on this one." Slim holds up a dead goose. 

[Brazos Bucky Smith]

 


No, but maybe a little green grass skirt and some little female klingy things borrowed from lil rooster on another thread would look OK?

 

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

<Arthur's note: I would never ground swat a goose, but a crow I would.  I don't eat crow.  )

Slim puts the Mighty Ten on the porch and walks to the carnage to dress the geese. "Y'all think a purple calico dress would look nice on this one." Slim holds up a dead goose. 

The Frumpy Fairy Godmother gives a horrified look at Slim for thinking of turning a dead goose into Mother Goose.  "What would all the Slimettes say?"


Then she pauses in thought. "You know, once upon a time I sewed a stuffed Mother Goose for one of my relative's newborn child. Dang, that was a looooooong time ago."

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Slim why don't you dress them up like a chorus line?

[Stoney Pete]

"If I'da known it wuz gonna take all day for dem gooses to git cooked I'da made something to tide us over."  Suddenly remembering the FFG has a knife,   Stoney adds,      "I'll go make some coffee."