Newbrassky

[Stoney Pete]

It's morning and Stoney has slept in the chair again.  "Starting to wonder why I even have a bed.", he mutters. 

Slowly getting up, he tests each leg for viability and stability.  He's got a bad taste in his mouth and feels like he wants to shave his tounge.  "Too much whisky.", he whispers to no-one in particular.

Yesterdays coffee was still on the stove.  Thanks to evaporation it was stronger than usual.   Fully awake now, he makes fresh coffee.  Checking the ice box, he pulls out bacon, sausage, some steaks that Brazos had brought and eggs.  No buscuits this moring.  Don't have the energy.

Within 30 min he was back on the porch with coffee and a plate full of cholesterol.  

[Delmonico]

Delmonico goes out to the porch, looks at Stoney and heads back inside.

In a few minutes hes back with his apron, hot water, razor, strop and brush and soap.

"Here Stoney, breakfast will taste better after I shave yer tongue and ya rinse and spit."

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim goes into the kitchen and gets coffee and grub. He goes out to the porch. There in front of the whole wide outdoors is Del shaving Stoney's tongue.  Slim's jaw hits the porch. He slams it shut so Del would shave his tongue, too. He takes a seat and watches the scene in astonishment.

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[Delmonico]

Delmonico hands Stoney a glass of water, "rinse and spit please."

[Silver Creek Slim]

<Arthur's note: Stoney's readin' his book and missin' this.  >

[Delmonico]

<Author's Note:  Perhaps it's lucky he was, if he'd a known he'd a screamed and hollored and got hurt. >

[Scattered Thumbs]

<Arthur's note: Stoney's readin' his book and missin' this.  >

<Arthur's note too: Maybe it's for the best.   >


Edit: Delmonico beat me to it. Great minds think alike. 

[Silver Creek Slim]

<Author's Note:  Perhaps it's lucky he was, if he'd a known he'd a screamed and hollored and got hurt. >

<Arthur's note: And, ya might've cut off his tongue.  >

[Delmonico]

<Authors Note:  It don't matter as long as I don't cut off 'the finger' he uses to type with. >

[Silver Creek Slim]

 

[Delmonico]

<be careful his lite is on.>

[Silver Creek Slim]

<Arthur's note: I was hoping to rattle his cage.  >

[Delmonico]

<use a small board like they do on cartoons>

[Stoney Pete]

<Friends...I have a host of friends.>

Feeling better with his tounge shaved, Stoney rinses and spits as instructed.  "Thank you Del.", he said.  Continuing with his meal Stoney planed his next move.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim starts eating making sure he says nothing about a bad taste in his mouth. 

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Irish wakes up wondering why someone sandpapered his eyballs!  He gets some coffee and grub and wanders onto the porch as Del is finishing shaving Stoney's tongue.  Irish decides to sit behind Slim in case Del asks who's next?  Irish is amazed by the amount of hair that Del has scraped off Stoney, there's almost enough to make a pair of itchy mittens!

[Brazos Bucky Smith]

There is a loud Spoing heard under the porch, then a thud and the porch shakes.  Brazos crawls out from under he porch rubbing his head. "Finally thought to put my thumb in my mouth and blow myself back up" (there are advantages to bein' a toon) Brazos says with a smile.  "hey its breakfast time!"  Braozos pulls his fork and plate from his front pocket and heads for the kitchen.  He also pulls a new hat from his other pocket and puts it gingerly on his head.  Authors note: Big pockets you remember).  "Got to remember to do that trick after I crawl out from under the porch"

[litl rooster]

Un knowing to Brazos...litl' rooster has snuck in and replaced the steaks Stoney cooked with the 3 day old Mutton he thought he swapped  my cattle crew.....Being part bird (we are toons here) I fly up on the weather vane and watch him eat.....Did I happen to taste any of Irish' green whisky? I swear I seen the Wizard of Ouzo, headind back to Kansas yesterday.

[Trinity]

Suddenly, from his hammock, Trinity jolts awake and looks around.  Not believing what he's seeing, he looks at his jug, then throws it in the yard and rolls over.  "Nonna this stuff is rail!  Ah'm gonna slaip this off, Ahhhh'm gonna slaip this off!!!"

[Delmonico]

As Trinty sleeps, a skink comes up into the hammock and crawls into Trinity's ear, he looks around, likes what he sees and goes and gets his wife and 3 kids and they move in.