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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #9340 on: May 23, 2007, 02:41:09 PM »
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Del is still tired n groggy from His sign making and goes into the kitchen to make Coffee',  unfortunatly

He mistakes the Dynomite box for the wood box n lights the stove with the Dynomite! :o


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Dell Blows Himself up. :P



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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #9341 on: May 23, 2007, 02:45:32 PM »
Howdy  delmonico aint it grand getting blown up now you can sing this song. STICK of dynamite stick of dynamite cant harm me stick of dynamite stick of dynamite cant harm me stick of  dynamite stick of dynamite blew me away and here i stand in the river with out a stratch on me stick of dynamite stick of dynammite cant harm me.ye haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #9342 on: May 23, 2007, 08:52:10 PM »
<<Not quite sure of what happened, the Author decides to pick up at the last sane (Did I say sane?) post>>

Sod Buster rides up and sees Trinnity still in the dirt after the clobbering from the log.   Sod Buster asks Trinity if'n he has purchased an anniversary gift for Sherlene yet since their one-year anniversary is on July 28.  Ya better git yer order in - you wouldnt' want it to be late.
Say...mebbe Del can make ya something?  Huh?

Sod Buster offers Trinity his hand and pulls him up.

"Thankee.  Naw, Ah ain' got nothin'.  In fact *whispers* Ah plumb fergot!"  Suddenly something glass strikes the door inside the cabin.

"Y'awlraht, Snookums?"  Trinity yells through the door.   Another crash is heard.

"Say, stranger.  Ya got inny extry room in yer soddy?"
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Re: Newbrassky
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #9343 on: May 23, 2007, 08:57:36 PM »
that musta been a bad dream ya had, bad mash on that last still.
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #9344 on: May 23, 2007, 09:09:47 PM »
"Did I read that sign right? Del's the Justice of the Peace?"  ??? :o ::)
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #9345 on: May 23, 2007, 09:13:41 PM »
"Did I read that sign right? Del's the Justice of the Peace?"  ??? :o ::)


Judge, jury and hangman :o
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #9346 on: May 23, 2007, 09:24:15 PM »
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #9347 on: May 23, 2007, 09:59:24 PM »
Yep, judge jury and hangman, caught a couple wanna be sky pilots down by the river today.

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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #9348 on: May 24, 2007, 04:36:07 AM »
that musta been a bad dream ya had, bad mash on that last still.

"Ah really orta quit drankin' thayut stuff oncet it stahts ta turn!"

Yep, judge jury and hangman, caught a couple wanna be sky pilots down by the river today.


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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #9349 on: May 24, 2007, 10:01:12 AM »
Yep on a them is worth a whole herd of sky pilots, most a them talk about the light and wander round in the dark teyin' to get other folks money. ::)

BTW Trinity, ya still havin' bad dreams about bible thumpers. ;D
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #9350 on: May 24, 2007, 07:28:27 PM »
Yep on a them is worth a whole herd of sky pilots, most a them talk about the light and wander round in the dark teyin' to get other folks money. ::)

BTW Trinity, ya still havin' bad dreams about bible thumpers. ;D
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Ah case of Delierum Trama? :P


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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #9351 on: May 26, 2007, 03:43:29 PM »
Delmonico sits in his courtroom with no cases, he decides he needs to drum up some buisness and hads Trintiy a Deuputy Sherriff badge and gives him a pisto, with one cartridge which he makes Trinity put in his shirt pocket. ::)
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #9352 on: May 26, 2007, 05:12:45 PM »
Delmonico sits in his courtroom with no cases, he decides he needs to drum up some buisness and hads Trintiy a Deuputy Sherriff badge and gives him a pisto, with one cartridge which he makes Trinity put in his shirt pocket. ::)

Trinity takes the new badge home and tacks it to the wall.  He and Lit'l Trinity sit and admire it 'cuz its so shiny.  ;D
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #9353 on: May 26, 2007, 05:18:30 PM »
Delmonico writes up a warrant to have Trinity arrested on dereliction of duty charges, he then needs to decide who to deputize to arrest Trinity.
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #9354 on: May 26, 2007, 06:40:36 PM »
"Looky up thar, litl trinity... looky how it shahns!"

Together: "Oooooooohhhh!"

"Ah wonner what Ah orta do now.  Las' tahm Ah was a depidy ol' Bambino was tha Mershall."
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #9355 on: May 26, 2007, 06:51:46 PM »
Trinity starts to daydream about the happier times with Bambino....when they weren't fighting over food and ma & pa's....
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #9356 on: May 26, 2007, 06:58:10 PM »
Bambino rides in with a large string of horses which he announces are for sale.

Gruffly, he confronts Trinity: "What are you doin' with that badge?"
          

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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #9357 on: May 26, 2007, 07:20:19 PM »
Trinity starts to daydream about the happier times with Bambino....when they weren't fighting over food and ma & pa's....


Trinity recalls the fond memories at Ma & Pa's...

"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #9358 on: May 26, 2007, 07:30:19 PM »
Trinty looks at the back of his hand,  the scar where Bambino stuck him with his fork when Trinity reached for the last piece of chicken. :o
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #9359 on: May 26, 2007, 07:37:47 PM »
"That weren't no chicken.  It were an eagle that was flyin' 'roun' tha place one day."

Trinity looks down at the scar and scowls at his brother.
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