Newbrassky

[Delmonico]

Delmonico leans on his camera and smiles.



Sherlene is in they're cabin lookin' at the photo of Trinity.

[Ozark Tracker]

when Trinity comes in the house, Sherlene shows him the photograph and asks fer an explanation???

well, uh, ah, that ain't me, that fellar's got on a de skys ,  ya know I wouldn't be a wearng no tight britches,  probably some body else.

[Trinity]

"'Sides, that feller's got grey skeeyun an' Ah gots whaht skeeyun."

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[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity finally convinces Sherlene that it ain't him,  he hurries out to the barn to hide his outfit a little better and meet with his band of merry friends, monkey, frankenbird and Clea

[Trinity]

Trinity says to Monkey "That were shore a close cawl!  Ah gotta git shut of that cost-oooom."

Monkey screeches in response.

[Ozark Tracker]

monkey shows Trinity how to swing on the vines in the tree out front of the house,  since they ain't many trees in Nebrassky, Trinity decides no need to prac trize that move.

[Trinity]

<<True story.  Once as a boy, I was swinging on some vines in the yard and they came loose.  I fell flat on my back and knocked the air out of me.  At first, I could not breathe and then it started coming back, but ever so sloooooooooooowly... I thought I was going to die.  I was just 8 years old, so I panicked and ran to my Mother who said "Oh, you just knocked the wind out of yourself.  Go sit down and relax.">>

Having made his decision, Trinity goes to the porch for a drink, but he keeps looking back at the vines.

[Silver Creek Slim]

<Arthur's note: One time some of us cousins and such had a get-together at my great aunt and uncle's place. A few of us kids were swingin' on a willow tree branch in the front yard. When I swung on it, it broke. The branch came down on my head. It hurt a bit, but not as such as the scoldin' I got. My great aunt said to take it home and put it in a bucket to make root grow. We planted it along side the house. That was o'er 30 years old. We sold that house in 1978. As far as I know it's still growin' there.>

[Sod Buster]

Trinity, you better not let your brother Bambino see you in that outfit.  He'll hit you on top of your head again.

[Trinity]

"Naw, ol' Bambino don' hit me atop tha haid.  Ma don' lahk it when we scuffle.  Pa, on tha other hand, tends ta aig him on."

[Trinity]

"Maw don' lahk it when Bambino hits me, but she don' keer none what we do to tha neighbors."

[Delmonico]

Delmonico sits down at his coal oil computor and looks things over, "Damn, if he wants folks to be nice to each other he's in the wrong thread."   After some serious thinkin' he says, "Should I start one called everything all hunky dory?   Or would Goody Goody Gumdrops be better?"   

Delmonico heads to the Wedgewood room and is very sick.

[Marshal harpoluke]

Delmonico sits down at his coal oil computor and looks things over, "Damn, if he wants folks to be nice to each other he's in the wrong thread."   After some serious thinkin' he says, "Should I start one called everything all hunky dory?   Or would Goody Goody Gumdrops be better?"   

Delmonico heads to the Wedgewood room and is very sick.

Marshal comes in with a large jug of Cod liver Oil, puts it into Dell's stew, sneaks out and gets away,


Dell has an Expunging EXperience!


 


 

[Trinity]

Trinity walks into the kitchen and finds Del's stew.  Fifteen minutes later the stew is gone.  Three minutes after that, Trinity is standing in the middle of the river.

[Sod Buster]

Soon Trinity's belly informs him he is hungry again.  Trinity wants to go back to the ranch to eat but he just can't leave the river yet. 
Trinity continues to stand there and purge...and get hungry.

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity's still standing there in the moon light and begins to sing,  Moon River.

[Ozark Tracker]

then he notices the color of the river in the moon light, and he remembers the time he crossed the Mississippi, and starts humming Big Muddy.

[Trinity]

Well Trinity you must have been singing we will gather at the river or down by the river. 

Oddly, no one will join Trinity by the river... or anywhere near the river.

Trinity calls out to anyone that will listen "Somebody plais he'p... Ah'm HONGRY!"

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity spies a beaver a floating down the river on a log, so he hides in the shallows.

[Trinity]

The beaver notices the change in aroma and uses his tail to paddle to the shore where he gets off and shakes for ten minutes.