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Sod Buster · « **Reply #9360 on:** May 26, 2007, 07:46:51 PM »

Never being one to waste food, Trinity did fight for that last scrap......

Trinity · « **Reply #9361 on:** May 26, 2007, 07:49:48 PM »

"Ya gotta do what ya gotta do 'roun' that bunch!"

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #9362 on:** May 26, 2007, 07:58:58 PM »

cept fer that turkey buzzard ya found that one time, it were'nt quite the same, nobody else seemed to want any.

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Trinity · « **Reply #9363 on:** May 26, 2007, 08:07:47 PM »

"T'weren't bad a'tall! Thass whah Ah lahk womin'folk. They don' ate stuff they's skeered of.

"

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #9364 on:** May 26, 2007, 08:19:41 PM »

one of them vultures a looking back at ya from a pot would make ya kinda uneasy

Trinity · « **Reply #9365 on:** May 27, 2007, 09:38:10 AM »

"Thass when ya take that knife thar an' lop off tha haid."

Delmonico · « **Reply #9366 on:** May 27, 2007, 09:47:36 AM »

Frankenbird feels a tightning in his throat and flys north for a while.

Trinity · « **Reply #9367 on:** May 27, 2007, 10:34:59 AM »

"Lookit that feller flah. Hain' ner seed no chicken go lahk thayut. Theeyum mus' be goose wangs."

Delmonico · « **Reply #9368 on:** May 27, 2007, 01:15:38 PM »

Suddenly one of Frankenbirds wings falls off and he crashes to the ground. Frankenbird comes to the ranch house with it in hisbeak and Delmonico sews it back one with silk thread. "Durn I should have known enough to not use cotton the first time."

Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #9369 on:** May 27, 2007, 02:35:32 PM »

Delmonico finishes attaching Frankenbirds wing, but something doesn't look quite right. That's when Delmonico realizes that Frankenbird's beak is still attached to the wing. Del gets busy sewing the beak back on.

Delmonico · « **Reply #9370 on:** May 27, 2007, 02:40:32 PM »

Delmonico finishes and puts Frankenbird in a cage and looks for other parts to add on.

Trinity · « **Reply #9371 on:** May 27, 2007, 09:48:46 PM »

Trinity runs up with a leg bone in his hand. "Ah thank this beee-lawngs ta Frankenbird. Ah foun' it a hour ago, but .... uh.... um... Ah kinda got hongry an' et off awl tha meat.

"

Delmonico · « **Reply #9372 on:** May 27, 2007, 10:01:37 PM »

Delmonico covers it with potted mead, wraps it with gauze and sticks some feathers in it and sews it back on.

Trinity · « **Reply #9373 on:** May 27, 2007, 10:14:23 PM »

Trinity sits by the cage staring at Frankenbird and drools.

Sod Buster · « **Reply #9374 on:** May 28, 2007, 06:23:02 PM »

Sod Buster wanders by and tosses some dried corn (grain) soaked in squeezins into the cage. Frankenbird starts eating.

Trinity · « **Reply #9375 on:** May 28, 2007, 06:58:39 PM »

Trinity pokes his finger in to try for a piece of the recipe soaked corn, but Frankenbird angrily pecks at him.

Trinity yells into the kitchen: "Did a good job thar, puttin' his bake back on!"

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #9376 on:** May 28, 2007, 07:14:34 PM »

when Trinity turns back around to Frankenbird, he sees that his finger has dissapeared in Frankenbirds mouth with his beak clamped down on it.

Delmonico · « **Reply #9377 on:** May 28, 2007, 07:29:27 PM »

Delmonico opens the cage, gets Trinity's finger and sews it back on also. "This keeps up, I'm gonna have to get me one of those sewing machines."

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #9378 on:** May 28, 2007, 07:39:52 PM »

ya might could order one of them what runs with an electricy motor, we could take off the motor and hook it up to the steam tractor belt. that thing would sew anythng

Trinity · « **Reply #9379 on:** May 28, 2007, 07:47:15 PM »

With wide eyes, Trinity holds his finger up to Delmonico. "Dail, mah fanger ain' 'pose' ta beeyund thisaways."

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