Newbrassky

[Ozark Tracker]

as the beaver walks away from the river, he has to get in line behind a family of skunks, who are packed up and leaving the area

[Trinity]

Trinity watches the parade leaving the river bank angry that the food is leaving.  His belly rumbles and sets off a chain reaction within his body causing the animals to pick up their pace.

[Delmonico]

Trinity slips in the shallows and the current takes him down the river end over end.    Delmonico comes out of the barn with Reuben saddled and as he leaves he sees Trinty in the moon light.  He rides away on Reuben singin' "Rollin, Rolin' on the river."

A note on the kitchen table says, "Had to take care of some bizzness, be back in a day or so."

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[Sod Buster]

Meanwhile...back at Trinity's house.....Sherleen got tiied of keeping his dinner warm so she feeds it to the kids.  She almost looses a figer as Lit'l Trinity scarfs up the grub. 

[Trinity]

Trinity slams into a log and finally the big wheels stop toinin' and Trinity stops rollin' down the river.

Feeling better, he climbs out of the river and begins his march back home to see if Sherlene has prepared anything for breakfast.  On the way, he begins to sing another song:

Here we all work 'long the Mississippi
Here we all work while the white folk play
Pullin' them boats from the dawn till sunset
Gettin' no rest till the judgment day
 
Don't look up and don't look down
Ya don't dast make the white boss frown
Bend your knees and bow your head
And pull that rope until you're dead
 
Let me go 'way from the Mississippi
Let me go 'way from the white man boss
Show me that stream called the River Jordan
That's the old stream that I long to cross


Ol' Man River, that Ol' Man River
He must know somepin', but he don't say nothin'
He just keeps rollin', he keeps on rollin' along
 
He don't plant taters, and he don't plant cotton
And them what plants 'em is soon forgotten
But Ol' Man River, jest keeps rollin' along
 
You and me, we sweat and strain
Bodies all achin' and wracked with pain
Tote that barge and lift that bale
Ya get a little drunk and ya lands in ja-ail
 
I gets weary and so sick of tryin'
I'm tired of livin', but I'm feared of dyin'
And Ol' Man River, he just keep rollin' along

[Ozark Tracker]

as Trinity gets closer to home he has to sing some travelling music to be able to make it.

Big wheel keep on turning
Proud mary keep on burning
And were rolling, rolling
Rolling on the river

Cleaned a lot of plates in memphis
Pumped a lot of tane down in new orleans
But I never saw the good side of the city
Till I hitched a ride on a riverboat queen

Big wheel keep on turning
Proud mary keep on burning
And were rolling, rolling
Rolling on the river

If you come down to the river
I bet you gonna find some people who live
You dont have to worry if you got no money
People on the river are happy to give

[Delmonico]

Delmonico and Reuben make it to North Platte, he puts Reuben in the libery stable and goes off to do his bizzness.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Trinity shows up at the cabin and throws open the door.  He says, "Was fer breffast Sherlene!"  After having Trinity miss several meals at home Sherlene's response is to smack Trinity in the head with a fireplace log. She then rolls the unconcious trinity outside and closes and locks the door to the cabin.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico finishes his bizzness in North Platte and heads back to The Ranch With No Name on Rebuen as fast as he can.

[Marshal harpoluke]

Oh no !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Delmonicos reubuen ran right over Trinity .Ouch!!!!!!!!!!Hope Trinitys OK. I hope theres a docter around???

Marshal pours "Sheep Dip" Squeezzins on Trinity Pours some down His throute, He revives Instantaly.


Trinity Say's, " Wha Happened, Ah is shure hungery,  Wont some Lamb Chops."


 



 

[Trinity]

"What fer didja hit me wif that dern' lawg!?  Ya been tawlkin' ta Dail agin?"

[Sod Buster]

Sod Buster rides up and sees Trinnity still in the dirt after the clobbering from the log.   Sod Buster asks Trinity if'n he has purchased an anniversary gift for Sherlene yet since their one-year anniversary is on July 28.  Ya better git yer order in - you wouldnt' want it to be late.
Say...mebbe Del can make ya something?  Huh?

Sod Buster offers Trinity his hand and pulls him up.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico rides into the ranch and sees the burnt down cabin and reads all the posts.  "See, what have I tolt you guys, that kind ain't to trust, they have to walk around with a bible in their had and point out they got it and the next thing ya know they either burn down yer house of poop on ya in some way or another.  That's why I avoid those type like the plauge." 
Delmonico then puts Reuben in the barn and goes to bed.

[Delmonico]

Well Trinity was out somebody set fire to his cabin.all his stuff is gone now Including his tights.

delmonico rereads the posts and what he seen the first time was right, he knows we have a bible thumper in our midst that carries his own edition.  "Thou shalt lie to cover up what thy has done."

Delmonit starts to build an addition onto the barn.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico keeps workin' on his addition, he stops and checks on things, he sees the wanna be sky pilot is addin' more lies to cover his tracks, born to early to be a TV evangalist.

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity stops walking and says to hisself  "JOB"   I don't want no job,  and what happned to that house and money that I was gonna get,  what went with it

[Delmonico]

Delmonico finishes his project and puts up a sign

Delmonico

Justice of the Peace

No Law North of the Platte But His

No God West of Columbus

Sky Pilots, Evangailists, Circuit Riders and other Bible Thumpers Beware

[gospel micah]

Gospel micah ride in and see,s the sign  and says i hope i never run into people like that

[Delmonico]

Delmonico heads off to the kitchen mumblin' about milchtoasts and greenhorns needin' to know the Nebrassky Sandhills is a rough place and they need to toughen up or head to a milchtoast thread.

[Arcey]

Delmonico finishes his project and puts up a sign

Delmonico

Justice of the Peace

No Law North of the Platte But His

No God West of Columbus

Sky Pilots, Evangailists, Circuit Riders and other Bible Thumpers Beware

LOL!!!!!!!!!!

Cousin Tom.  Whut'd I tell ya Saturday?

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe...........................