Author Topic: Newbrassky (Read 1824827 times)

Trinity · « **Reply #8920 on:** March 01, 2007, 07:46:22 PM »

"Monnnnkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8921 on:** March 01, 2007, 07:55:41 PM »

monkey carries the rabbit over to Trinity, with the cooked rabbit smelling so good, Trinity lets go of the peanuts in the glasses to get the rabbit and suddenly he is free.

Trinity · « **Reply #8922 on:** March 01, 2007, 07:58:09 PM »

Munching on the rabbit, Trinity asks "What 'bout mah feets?"

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Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8923 on:** March 01, 2007, 08:40:45 PM »

monkey comes back with a sledge hammer

Trinity · « **Reply #8924 on:** March 01, 2007, 09:27:28 PM »

"Now hold on thar Monkey. Ah ain' gettin' on yer nerves is Ah? Ah'm sorry if'n Ah is, but they ain' no need fer ta bash mah feets inta mush."

Trinity stands up and clops over and kicks the wall thereby breaking the mugs and freeing his feet. "Mah feets is free, but they kinda hurt now." Trinity returns to the rocking chair leaving bloody footprints behind.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8925 on:** March 01, 2007, 09:33:54 PM »

monkey looks dissapointed that he didn't get to break the galsses. he tips his hat to Trinity and goes looking for them bananas he smelled

Delmonico · « **Reply #8926 on:** March 01, 2007, 09:50:02 PM »

Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #8927 on:** March 02, 2007, 07:00:32 AM »

Quote from: Trinity on March 01, 2007, 07:45:05 PM

<<Authors question: What's a SMOW? >>

<<Author's Note: It's Newbrassky slang fer Sum Mo Snow. >>

Delmonico · « **Reply #8928 on:** March 02, 2007, 08:23:38 AM »

Ignorin' the fun bein' poked at him for a minor typo, Delmonico boards the train for Omaha now that the tracks have been cleared.

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #8929 on:** March 02, 2007, 10:12:40 AM »

Quote from: Delmonico on March 01, 2007, 09:50:02 PM

<Authors note: It's what happens when ye have an 18 month old girl gettin' in trouble along with the help of a Labrador puppy when you are tryin' to type and post.>

<Arthur's note: I know exactly what ya mean.

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Trinity · « **Reply #8930 on:** March 02, 2007, 05:32:21 PM »

Quote from: Delmonico on March 01, 2007, 09:50:02 PM

<Authors note: It's what happens when ye have an 18 month old girl gettin' in trouble along with the help of a Labrador puppy when you are tryin' to type and post.>

Quote from: Lucky Irish Tom on March 02, 2007, 07:00:32 AM

<<Author's Note: It's Newbrassky slang fer Sum Mo Snow. >>

Quote from: Delmonico on March 02, 2007, 08:23:38 AM

Ignorin' the fun bein' poked at him for a minor typo, Delmonico boards the train for Omaha now that the tracks have been cleared.

Trinity · « **Reply #8931 on:** March 02, 2007, 05:34:48 PM »

Trinity watches Monkey walk off and wonder's where he's off to.

His stomach growling, Trinity reaches under the porch and grabs a jug.

Delmonico · « **Reply #8932 on:** March 02, 2007, 05:50:43 PM »

Delmonico makes it to Omaha in a blizzard and heads to the hotel.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8933 on:** March 03, 2007, 07:19:15 AM »

with the blizzard howling outside, the boys at the ranch shovel on a little more coal to keep em warm. begining to get hungry a ham is brought from the smoke house and the fire in the stove is started.

Trinity · « **Reply #8934 on:** March 03, 2007, 12:38:36 PM »

Trinty stops thinking he's home in NC and realizes that it is cold and snowing in Newbrassssskey. He decides to go inside before his legs are frostbit.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8935 on:** March 03, 2007, 12:41:54 PM »

Trinity comes in, sits his jug in a safe place and backs hisself up to the stove.

Trinity · « **Reply #8936 on:** March 03, 2007, 12:49:08 PM »

Someone makes a comment about the fact that Trinity appears to be sweating. "Ah ain' sweatin'... Ah's thawin'"

Delmonico · « **Reply #8937 on:** March 03, 2007, 01:00:15 PM »

As Trinity's smolderin' pants and coat catch fire, Delmonico finishes his shoppin' and boards the west bound CB&Q.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8938 on:** March 03, 2007, 01:02:52 PM »

Trinity runs around the stove and out the back door and jumps out into the snow.

Trinity · « **Reply #8939 on:** March 03, 2007, 01:11:35 PM »

Trinity comes back in after the fire is out. Just enough of his union suit is left undamaged so that he doesn't embarrass any of the other folks in the kitchen.

Trinity points at his head, and with a wide grin he says: "Looky! Ah ain' gotta git no hayre cut fer another three months now."

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