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Trinity · « **Reply #9000 on:** March 10, 2007, 05:42:53 PM »

Trinity hears the sloshing as well. Worried, he breaks down the door and finds that Del is not in his room, but Duke is rolling about on the water bed trying unsuccessfully to get up.

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #9001 on:** March 10, 2007, 06:52:56 PM »

Slim throws a loop and pulls Duke outta Del's bed. "That's one strange bed. It's movin' on it's own.

"

Trinity · « **Reply #9002 on:** March 10, 2007, 08:21:51 PM »

"It looks lahk that jallerton stuff what Dail hates."

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Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #9003 on:** March 10, 2007, 08:36:36 PM »

are ya sure tha ain't something else in there, it's still moving.

Trinity · « **Reply #9004 on:** March 10, 2007, 08:42:38 PM »

"Ah don' know. Don' look lahk nothin's strugglin'."

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #9005 on:** March 10, 2007, 08:48:35 PM »

but just to be on the safe side, Trinity opens his pocket knife and pkuts it between his teeth and dives in.

Delmonico · « **Reply #9006 on:** March 10, 2007, 09:27:05 PM »

Duke grabs Trinity before he can get to the bed. He shakes him and drops him out the window.

Trinity · « **Reply #9007 on:** March 10, 2007, 09:34:06 PM »

"Boy, that's a strawng dawg. Oooh! Looky, a skink!"

Delmonico · « **Reply #9008 on:** March 10, 2007, 10:25:00 PM »

When Trinity bends over to pet the skink it clamps down on his nose..

Trinity · « **Reply #9009 on:** March 11, 2007, 09:00:17 AM »

"Dern lil' thang! Git offa mah nose!!"

Delmonico · « **Reply #9010 on:** March 11, 2007, 09:46:30 AM »

Delmonico shoots the skink off of Trinity's noses with a large rubber band.

He then shoots Trinity with rubber bands.

(Same Catalog)

Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #9011 on:** March 11, 2007, 09:57:09 AM »

Meanwhile the bed has continued to move and Slim thinks there might be a critter trapped in there, that would explain why Duke was rolling around on it. Just to be safe Slim goes and gets his Mighty 10, and with the barrels leading the way he slowly eases into Del's bedroom.

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #9012 on:** March 11, 2007, 11:03:03 AM »

Slim cocks both barrels...

Delmonico · « **Reply #9013 on:** March 11, 2007, 11:43:51 AM »

Duke also grabs Slim and shakes him and tosses him out the window. Duke unloads the Mighty 10 and makes it safe, he then gets back on the bed and enjoys the wave action.

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #9014 on:** March 11, 2007, 12:30:25 PM »

Slim stands up, dusts hisself off, and picks up the "Mighty Ten". He loads both chambers and goes into Del's room. He points the barrels at the movin' bed, cocks both hammers, and pulls both triggers.
BOOM!!!!!!
The room fulls with smoke. After the smoke clears, Slim sees the bed and Duke are covered with rubber bands.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #9015 on:** March 11, 2007, 01:07:47 PM »

about that time, Bambino comes crawling out from under the rubber bands where he had hibernated during the long cold winter

, he jumps on his hoss and gallops off. yelling back, say hi ta brother Trinity.

no wonder that bed was lumpy

Marshal harpoluke · « **Reply #9016 on:** March 11, 2007, 03:23:38 PM »

Trinity · « **Reply #9017 on:** March 11, 2007, 06:31:46 PM »

"Was that mah brother on LIT's hoss?"

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #9018 on:** March 11, 2007, 06:35:37 PM »

musta been, I wondered why we ain't seen him all winter,

Trinity · « **Reply #9019 on:** March 11, 2007, 06:42:55 PM »

"He likes ta hibernate. He thanks he's a bear."

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