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[Delmonico]

As the rest sit about the palor doin' palor tricks, Delmonico leaves a note on the kitchen table, "Be back in a few days."  He saddles Reuben and heads to Dunning.

[Marshal harpoluke]

 


An You all's was concerned about dumb Sheep,


Marshal rearanges Delmonicles furniture.



 

[Delmonico]

As Delmonico is leavin' he sees the sheepherder rearrangin' the furature, "Dang Wimmin, always have to rearrange."

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[Marshal harpoluke]

 

Who You callin wimmon,  Sheep where did You leave the case of Dynomite?


Da Sheep says its in the iron box of Dell's Steam tractor.

Should go off right Ka  Boom!

about Now.

[Delmonico]

See I knew that would get out the old worn out dynamite gag again, he's so pre-dick-table.

Got a $1 says he can't come up with a new gag.

[Marshal harpoluke]

See I knew that would get out the old worn out dynamite gag again, he's so pre-dick-table.

Got a $1 says he can't come up with a new gag.

Why get a Nu one when this works so well?


Admit it You get a Blast out of it.


 


 

[Trinity]

Trinity hears the boys arguing again and, rolling his eyes, he takes his glass encassed fists outside.

On the porch, Trinity finds where Monkey has dropped a peanut into yet another mug.  Looking at his two hands then back at the mug on the ground and then back at his hands.  A candle goes off above his head and Trinity sticks his foot into the mug.

[Ozark Tracker]

Ozark walks out on the porch for some cheap entertainment. this is almost better than the time we went up to town and watched them people a juggling them knifes.
Trinity now has both hands and both feet trapped in the glasses.

[Trinity]

Fists tightly clenched, Trinity tries to throw the mugs off of his hands, but they won't budge.  By now, he is very exasperated and clops over to the rocking chair and throws himself down in defeat.

"Ah jus' kain' figger it out how ol' Monkey kin do it an' Ah kain'"

[Ozark Tracker]

I think the fellar that I got monkey from said he worked with a magician when he was first starting.

[Trinity]

Monkey walks up to Trinity and tries without success to help remove the mugs from his feet.

[Ozark Tracker]

monkey looks at his hands then reaches up to scratch his little head, takes off his hat and a rabbit falls out, he looks at Trinity smiles and gives him the rabbit.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico gets to Dunning and gets on the late evening train to Omaha.

[Trinity]

monkey looks at his hands then reaches up to scratch his little head, takes off his hat and a rabbit falls out, he looks at Trinity smiles and gives him the rabbit.

"Thanks, but kin ya cook 'im fust?"

[Ozark Tracker]

seeing as how Del had left the ranch, monkey starts a bonfire and gets him a green branch to stick through the rabbit and starts cooking. monkey finds him a little apron to put on.

[Trinity]

"Ain' ya gonna skeen'im afore ya put'im ta tha fahr?"

[Ozark Tracker]

monkey starts to mumble as he skins and guts the rabbit.  and puts him back on the fire

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Trinity is waiting for tha cooked rabbit and looks down, realizing that the rabbit, when alive left Trinity a lap full of little presents, and we don't mean baby bunnies.  Since Trinity can't leverage hisself out of tha rocking chair with the mugs on hiz hands and feet, he just sits and waits for Monkey to help him.

[Delmonico]

At Lincoln, the train stops cause a smow.

[Trinity]

At Lincoln, the train stops cause a smow.

<<Authors question:  What's a SMOW? >>