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Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #8820 on:** February 01, 2007, 07:20:11 PM »

"That's a Trinity of a different color."

Trinity · « **Reply #8821 on:** February 01, 2007, 07:21:01 PM »

<<Not the rainbow virus!!!!!!!!!! Next thing I'll be wanting to decorate again!

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Trinity · « **Reply #8822 on:** February 03, 2007, 01:39:57 PM »

Trinity walks into the kitchen where Sherlene is shaving a slab off of the 50lb economy sized canned corned beef.

"Ya makin' lunch fer me an' tha boy?" Trinity asks as he begins to salivate.

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Delmonico · « **Reply #8823 on:** February 03, 2007, 03:16:09 PM »

Sherlene whacks Trinity with the bald headed end of her mop and says, "here, mop up that drool."

Trinity · « **Reply #8824 on:** February 03, 2007, 10:32:10 PM »

Trinity lowers his head. "Yes ma'am. Do Ah git soma that coned beef when Ah'm done?"

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #8825 on:** February 04, 2007, 07:58:13 AM »

Slim walks outta the house ta milk the cow and gather eggs. He gets 'bout half way ta the barn when his boots freeze ta the ground.

Delmonico · « **Reply #8826 on:** February 04, 2007, 08:33:58 AM »

Delmonico looks at Slim froze to the ground and puts his breakfast plate away and slices a few slices less of bacon.

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #8827 on:** February 04, 2007, 09:38:33 AM »

Slim smells the bacon and jumps outta his boots. Half way back ta the house, his feet freeze ta the ground.

Delmonico · « **Reply #8828 on:** February 04, 2007, 09:46:33 AM »

Duke comes out and sniffs around Slim.

(Will Duke lift his leg and save Slim, wait and see.>

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #8829 on:** February 04, 2007, 10:07:08 AM »

"Nice boy, Duke." Slim pats Duke on the head.

Trinity · « **Reply #8830 on:** February 04, 2007, 11:19:39 AM »

Sherlene slices three pounds of bacon for Slim, Trinity and the children. Trinity eats one pound by "tasting" each batch.

Delmonico · « **Reply #8831 on:** February 04, 2007, 12:11:00 PM »

It is so cold Duke is stuck to Slim by a yaller ice-sickel.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8832 on:** February 04, 2007, 07:34:03 PM »

Monkey who has been watching all this from high in the barn loft. swings down to the house and gets some of the hot bacon grease, swings out to where Slim is stuck to Duke and pours the hot grease down the yellow ice sickle onto Slim and Duke.

Delmonico · « **Reply #8833 on:** February 04, 2007, 07:45:22 PM »

As the bacon grease hits the ice-sickle Duke is free and runs, the hot bacon grease slides onta Slim's foot a con-jeeels.

Trinity · « **Reply #8834 on:** February 04, 2007, 08:06:44 PM »

Where's Clea?

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8835 on:** February 04, 2007, 08:11:46 PM »

Clea must be keeping warm out in the barn.

Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #8836 on:** February 04, 2007, 08:26:02 PM »

Slim's horse comes out of the barn when Slim whistles. He moseys over and poops on Slim's feet.

Trinity · « **Reply #8837 on:** February 04, 2007, 08:32:00 PM »

Slim's feet are finally warm after being encased in ice for the last hour or so. Slim is happy and walks into Del's kitchen whistling and leaving a trail behind him.

Delmonico · « **Reply #8838 on:** February 04, 2007, 08:33:40 PM »

And just like Trinity Slim is whopped with the bald headed end of the mop and made to clean up his mess.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8839 on:** February 05, 2007, 07:21:13 AM »

Trinity goes outside and gets a bowl of snow, comes back to the kitchen and spoons in a few tablespoon fuls of cold bacon grease, stirs it up and starts eating, after finishing he starts talking bout planting vegatables and cooking vegatables, the fellars look at each other and then get up to see just where Trinity had got that snow.

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