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Delmonico · « **Reply #8660 on:** January 11, 2007, 03:54:10 PM »

Delmonico starts water boilin', "could be, guess he's going to miss out on buttered beets and sirloin steak."

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8661 on:** January 11, 2007, 03:58:33 PM »

Well he'll probably be alright as soon as he floats fer nough south he'll thaw out. he might make it down to New Orleans iin time fer Mardi Gras, and they would't care that he didn't have no clothes.

Delmonico · « **Reply #8662 on:** January 11, 2007, 05:10:02 PM »

He can stop in Saint Lewie and get some beads from one of the traders that sell that type of stuff to the Indian traders.

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Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #8663 on:** January 11, 2007, 05:22:14 PM »

Slim, who is fully clothed, comes walkin' up ta the house holding a sheet of ice that is still attached to his tongue.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8664 on:** January 12, 2007, 04:53:14 PM »

Del takes the boiling water offf the stove and pours just a little on Slims's tounge to melt the ice.

Sod Buster · « **Reply #8665 on:** January 12, 2007, 05:21:22 PM »

Sod Buster delvers some Organic Salve to help the healin'.

Delmonico · « **Reply #8666 on:** January 12, 2007, 05:27:03 PM »

Delmonico tosses it out the window and puts Iodine on Slim's tongue.

Sod Buster · « **Reply #8667 on:** January 12, 2007, 05:38:06 PM »

Litl Trinity finds it and thinks it is food.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8668 on:** January 12, 2007, 06:05:02 PM »

litl trinity gets him some saltine crackers and spreads the salve on it, with his pocket knife

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8669 on:** January 14, 2007, 09:05:01 PM »

Ozark hears a noise outside and looks to see Trinity a walking up on the porch with a new Davy Crokett hat on his head and one fer litl trinity iin his pouch.

Trinity · « **Reply #8670 on:** January 14, 2007, 09:42:35 PM »

Trinity walks into the kitchen and finds no one there but sees and SMELLS (

) veggies on the stove and turns green. He calls for litl trinity who comes immediately. Trinity grabs his son and rushes out of the house.

"They's been awl kahnda un-godly thangs been goin' on, ain' thayre, litl trinity?"

The two of them ride into town and have a steak dinner. Trinity is forced to borrow his sons knife because his own was confiscated at the Texarkana Roadhouse (on the Texas side) when he tried to help himself to a side of beef hanging in the smokehouse.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8671 on:** January 14, 2007, 09:47:03 PM »

Quote from: Trinity on January 14, 2007, 09:42:35 PM

The two of them ride into town and have a steak dinner. Trinity is forced to borrow his sons knife because his own was confiscated at the Texarkana Roadhouse (on the Texas side) when he tried to help himself to a side of beef hanging in the smokehouse.

I didn't think it would be on the Arkansas side, they use them Arkansas tooth picks all the time fer the pork.

Trinity · « **Reply #8672 on:** January 15, 2007, 07:22:23 PM »

Trinity makes a note to remember his Toothpick for his next trip AND to stop off on the Arkansas side to get something to eat.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8673 on:** January 15, 2007, 07:28:21 PM »

I think they got a toothpick mill right up the road from Texarkana, up there around Mill Wood lake, they got them pine toothpicks, it goes along with the pork.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8674 on:** January 16, 2007, 07:18:28 PM »

ya done pounded one of Sod Busters plow sheers inta a toothpick

Trinity · « **Reply #8675 on:** January 16, 2007, 07:36:00 PM »

"Who?"

Ah brought this thang out so's Ah kin hailp Slim, caus' he seems ta be havin' trouble wif Ahs. Figger'd Ah could chip away at it an' free his tongue."

Delmonico · « **Reply #8676 on:** January 16, 2007, 07:37:45 PM »

Delmonico says, go for it, we needed you with a sledgehammer to do sumthin' to Slim while you were gone, be danged if I member what it was.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8677 on:** January 16, 2007, 07:40:30 PM »

after 3 or 4 pokes with his toothpick slims tounge has a nice new little hole in it, so Trinity ties a little wire through it (inventing body pierceing)

Delmonico · « **Reply #8678 on:** January 16, 2007, 07:42:51 PM »

Slim comes inta the kitchen, Delmonico looks at the wire in his tongue and says, "Slim that is dumb, it will attract lightning in the spring."

Trinity · « **Reply #8679 on:** January 16, 2007, 07:52:32 PM »

Trinity looks out the window at the black clouds forming. "What about lightning in tha win'er?"

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