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[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim is getting tired and slowing down since he glued a stuffed pirate to his shoulder instead of a parrot! 

<Arthur's note: Oops!  > 

[Ozark Tracker]

Slim finally prys the pirate off his shoulder and lets it drop in the trail,  he picks up a little speed with the extry weight off .

[Silver Creek Slim]

<Arthur's note: Thanks, OT.  >

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[Ozark Tracker]

with the load off, Slim starts a bobing and weaving, just in case Del's still a packing his rifle

[Delmonico]

Delmonico watches Slim run around like a fool out a the kitchen winder where he has a big ol' prime rib roast in the oven.

[Ozark Tracker]

Slim comes in bout dark, a stumbling from running all day, he passes out on the porch,  one of the boys at the ranch takes a pair of wire building pliers and using the pointed end puts it in the lobster claw and takes a hammer, one good blow and it pops right open,

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim wakes. He is elated that the lobster claw is gone. He goes in the house. When he goes out again, he looks like this.

He lassos the chimney, climbs the rope, and starts sweeping the chimney. 

[Delmonico]

Simm, shim a shim sim a sim chiminey.   Where's Mary Poppins?

[Silver Creek Slim]

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Slim is so busy cleaning tha chimbley that he fails to notice a lady with an umbrella float onto the roof.  She taps Slim on the shoulder, it startles him so bad he falls off the roof. 

[Silver Creek Slim]

Good thing he tied the rope to his ankle, but now he is dangling upside down about 4 foot from the ground. 

[Delmonico]

Delmonico sees him hangin' by one foot and removes Slim's plate from the dinner table.

[Ozark Tracker]

juat a hanging there in the air,  Slim hollers for somebody on the roof to HELP.


Mary Poppins, whips a Buffalo skinnin knife out from under her skirt and cuts the rope.

[Delmonico]

Slim falls in sumthin' Duke left behind.   Delmonico see's that and tells Duke, "Bad dog, go further away from the house next time."   Duke sulks away with a smirk on his face.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Knowing that Del won't let him in the house smellin' like that, Slim gits a bar of lye soap from his saddlebags and goes to the Dismal to wash up. 

[Ozark Tracker]

When Slim gets down to the river he finds a thin lalyer of ice around the edge, 

[Delmonico]

Delmonico has followed Slim to the river to see what he will do.  "Go ahead, I double dog dare ya," he says.  Slim utters those famous sometimes last words, "watch this."

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim puts his tongue on the ice. 

[Delmonico]

Delmonico goes back to the house discussed and tells everyone, "if you want to have a necked Slim with his tongue stuck to the ice moon you, go on down to the river."   Myself I'm going to the root cellar and get some beets for supper."

[Ozark Tracker]

Wonder where he'll end up, I bet that ice done broke loose and is a floating down the river  with Slim attached at the tounge.