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Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8680 on:** January 16, 2007, 07:54:06 PM »

Slim pokes his head out the door

Trinity · « **Reply #8681 on:** January 16, 2007, 08:02:03 PM »

ZZZT - KABOOOOOOM

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8682 on:** January 16, 2007, 08:38:26 PM »

Ozark turn to Del and says did you hear something

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Trinity · « **Reply #8683 on:** January 16, 2007, 08:43:25 PM »

Ozark has to speak loudly because the windows and all the dishes are still rattling.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8684 on:** January 16, 2007, 08:48:40 PM »

Ozark is hard of hearing anyway, was never very good at starting the fire under the still.

Sod Buster · « **Reply #8685 on:** January 16, 2007, 08:52:59 PM »

Quote from: Trinity on January 16, 2007, 07:36:00 PM

"Who?"

<<author's note to those new here.....Trinity & Sod Buster have never been formally introduced. Trinity still refers to him as the 'stranger'>>

Sod Buster · « **Reply #8686 on:** January 16, 2007, 08:54:35 PM »

Quote from: Trinity on January 16, 2007, 08:02:03 PM

ZZZT - KABOOOOOOM

Over at his Soddy...Sod Buster wonders if the steel poles he is using for the pole beans is such a good idea........

Delmonico · « **Reply #8687 on:** January 16, 2007, 09:54:18 PM »

Delmonico looks out the window at the snow and says, "hot damn, I love thunder snow."

Trinity · « **Reply #8688 on:** January 16, 2007, 10:40:59 PM »

Quote from: Sod Buster on January 16, 2007, 08:54:35 PM

Over at his Soddy...Sod Buster wonders if the steel poles he is using for the pole beans is such a good idea........

ZZZZZZZZT - KABOOOOOOOOOOM

Suddenly, the entire pole bean crop is ablaze. Back at the ranch, Trinity looks out the window. He doesn't quite know why, but he feels as if something very good has happened.

Sod Buster · « **Reply #8689 on:** January 17, 2007, 08:01:18 AM »

Sod Buster is joyfull that it is winter and there ain't no beans now - just some dead bean stalk.

Delmonico · « **Reply #8690 on:** January 17, 2007, 08:21:56 AM »

Slim comes inta the kitchen with his tongue blackened and says, "maath waadd thaaaas maathassssss."

Delmonico looks at him and says, "I done tolt ya that wire in yer tongue was a bad idea."

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8691 on:** January 17, 2007, 07:23:09 PM »

with his tounge black and hurting, Trinity talks Slim into a notion of letting him scrape his tounge with his knife. make it heal faster, Trinity tells hijm.

Delmonico · « **Reply #8692 on:** January 17, 2007, 07:24:56 PM »

But when Trinity really gets out the knife, the shock wears off and Slim goes out the door screamin' into the snow.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8693 on:** January 17, 2007, 07:27:56 PM »

least wise we think he was screaming, he's still sounds kinda funny.

Trinity · « **Reply #8694 on:** January 17, 2007, 08:16:56 PM »

Slim runs unto the steam traction engine and gets his tongue ... or what's left of it ... stuck to the side.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8695 on:** January 17, 2007, 08:20:02 PM »

Ozark looks out and see's Slim, hollers at Trinity to bring yer knife, we might havta trim Slims tounge a might.

Delmonico · « **Reply #8696 on:** January 17, 2007, 10:04:12 PM »

Delmonico says, "it's late, lets fix it in the mornin'." He then shuts out the lights.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8697 on:** January 18, 2007, 07:40:23 AM »

kinda hate leaving Slim out there all night, but I guess that will keep his tounge from hurting, it'll be numb from being froze to the tractor.

Trinity · « **Reply #8698 on:** January 18, 2007, 05:35:48 PM »

Sometime during the night, Slim fell asleep and toppled over onto the ground... with his tongue still frozen to the steam traction engine.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8699 on:** January 18, 2007, 05:40:25 PM »

as the sun comes up the boys at the ranch look at the winder, there lays Slim with his tounge stuck, they all agree that the best thing they could do is to give him a tounge trim. Trinity dips his knife blade into disenfectant (his reciepe)

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