Author Topic: Newbrassky (Read 1828715 times)

Trinity · « **Reply #8560 on:** January 01, 2007, 11:01:49 AM »

Trinity slowly drags into the kitchen to make himself a hot mug of recipe when he looks out the window and sees Delmonico's Steam Traction Engine.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggh!!!!!!"

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8561 on:** January 01, 2007, 06:15:50 PM »

Trinity peeks up over and out the window, where he ducked down when he had his daylight nightmare.

Trinity · « **Reply #8562 on:** January 01, 2007, 08:50:23 PM »

Trinity peers closer at the steam traction engine and finally realizes that the sheep are painted on.

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Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8563 on:** January 01, 2007, 08:54:02 PM »

Trinity wanders out toward the barn, keeping hid along the way, just ta make sure they ain't somthing else out there.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8564 on:** January 01, 2007, 09:04:28 PM »

As Trinity gets to the traction engine, he see's there are hundreds of them on it, he starts putting 2 and 2 together and comes up with the conclusion, Del is a serial sheep killer, a going fer a drive in the evening and running down sheep.

Delmonico · « **Reply #8565 on:** January 01, 2007, 09:18:30 PM »

As Trinity steps around the barn he sees a large turkey.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8566 on:** January 01, 2007, 09:23:42 PM »

Trinity runs over to the turkey and takes hold of his hand, I mean wing, he tells the turkey ya better get yerself inta the barn, Del may have already run over all the sheep round here and he may start on birds next.

Trinity · « **Reply #8567 on:** January 02, 2007, 07:34:49 PM »

Trinity walks the bird over to the deep fryer and asks him at what temperature it should be set... so that the bird isn't accidentally cooked.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8568 on:** January 02, 2007, 07:37:38 PM »

The turkey panics a little when he smells hot peanut oil and feels the heat offf the fire.

Trinity · « **Reply #8569 on:** January 02, 2007, 07:43:13 PM »

"Don' worry none, good buddy. It's a mite warm, dontcha thank? Ya wanna git shed of some-a them feathers?"

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8570 on:** January 02, 2007, 08:32:39 PM »

Trinity fetches a llittle bucket full of his corn mash and begins to get his supper oh! er, turkey all stuffed.

Trinity · « **Reply #8571 on:** January 02, 2007, 09:17:00 PM »

"Go on little feller. Step up into tha hot tub yonder. Ah'll prepare yer rub ... er massage."

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8572 on:** January 02, 2007, 09:19:38 PM »

feeling a little lite headed the turkey steps up and sticks just his toe into the hot liquid, thinking this is just a might hot.

Trinity · « **Reply #8573 on:** January 02, 2007, 09:35:10 PM »

"Lemme he'p ya." With that, Trinity pushes the turkey in.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8574 on:** January 02, 2007, 09:40:02 PM »

As Trinity finishes off the last of the turkey, he stands and goes out to the cooker and paints him a picture like Del done on the traction engine, cept his is a drawing of a turkey.

Trinity · « **Reply #8575 on:** January 02, 2007, 09:42:35 PM »

"Ah thank next tahm, Ah might wanna fust take out his innards. At least run some water through him ta make sure he ain' got no more poop."

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8576 on:** January 02, 2007, 09:49:04 PM »

gives him that extry flavor.

Trinity · « **Reply #8577 on:** January 02, 2007, 09:51:14 PM »

Having finished his snack, Trinity goes looking for a larger turkey.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8578 on:** January 02, 2007, 09:53:53 PM »

Franken bird goes sneaking around the edge of the barn not wanting Trinity ta see him.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8579 on:** January 03, 2007, 09:29:40 PM »

needing some more grain for his stills, Trinity gets out his garden growing kit that Sod Buster gave him for Christmas, he sets his seed and sits it in the sunny side winder.

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