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[Trinity]

"Ah wonner what would happen ifn Ah put some-a them wif pointy leaves in mah pahp."

[Ozark Tracker]

with the pointy leaf plants in the pipe Trinity dreams he is flying ta Texas on one of the geese going south.

[Silver Creek Slim]

This pointy leaf plant? 

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[Ozark Tracker]

them pointy leafs look like they might have little thorns

[Sod Buster]

Sod Buster loans Trinity some nitrated paper that he got in town for use with the pointed-leafy plants.

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity gathers up some leaves and some o the paper Sod Buster give him and a few clothes and tells everybody good bye and walks on down ta the Dismal to see if he can find him a big goose going ta Texas.

[Delmonico]

Trinity gets to Dunning and finds a Tin goose gettin' ready to go to Texas.

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity lands in San Antone and goes directly to the teley graph office and sends a note home,  I fergot my jugs,  I need them,   

send jugs to Trinity,  San Antone Texas.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico gets the telly-gram, reads it and tosses it inta the cookstove.   Santa puts him dow for 50 pounds of coal for next Christmas.

[Sod Buster]

Santa makes a note to use Pocahontas coal next time - the cleanest burning coal there is!
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[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity goes walking around to see what he can see,  he finds the gospel rescue mission and they are serving lunch and assigning beds fer the night.

[Delmonico]

After supper and before bedtime they all go out to a Larry Gatlin and the Gatlin Brothers concert.

The doors to the mission open at seven
And the soup will be ready about nine
Right now its six-thirty, they're ragged and dirty
They standin' and sittin', and layin' in line
First they'll do a little singin', then hear a little preachin'
And get saved for the 3rd time this week
A bowl of soup later and a pat on the shoulder
And by midnight, they're back on the street.

They walk to the corner of 4th street and Broadway
Then take the first alley on the  right
One of them asks a stranger, how 'bout a hand
And he gives 'em one finger at a  time
Then they spot an old buddy, with a bottle of heaven
Then pass around what means ev'ry-thing
One bottle for four, thank God, someone scored
And now the  Midnight Choir starts to sing.

Will they have Mogan David in heaven
Dear Lord, we'd all like to know
Will they have Mogan David in heaven, Sweet Jesus
If they don't, who the hell wants to go.

Will they have Mogan David in  heaven
Dear Lord, we'd all like to  know
Will they have Mogan David in Heaven, Sweet Jesus
If they  don't, who the hell wants to go.
Oh! ...  (Come on now...)

If they don't, who the hell wants to go, Dear God.

 

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity tries some of the Mogan David,  but it ain't near good as he's used to.

[Ozark Tracker]

with Trinity gone a visiting,  the gang at the ranch gets the chance to eat a few meals with the worry of all the food disappearing suddenly.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico has some live lobsters shipped out from the coast.

[Ozark Tracker]

when the delivery wagon arrives, he throws the lobsters in the horse trough out front. to keep em fresh

[Sod Buster]

Sod Buster brings over some Winter Vegetables:
Parsnips, Leeks, Turnips, Beets, Kale, Brussel Sprouts, Cabbage and Broccolli.

He hands them to the Cosie for processings.

[Ozark Tracker]

Wtih all them fresh veggies, I can't hardly wait ta try em,  did ya bring the greens too.

[Delmonico]

Slim goes out to the horse trouth to looks and gets a lobster clamped down on his nose.   Delmonico looks out when he hears him screamin' but is to busy gettin' the veggies ready and drawnin' the butter plus boilin' a big pot of water.

[Ozark Tracker]

everybody hears Slim a hollering, they walk over ta the door, Ozark yells out to Slim, Come running over here by the door Slim, I'll knock him off as ya come by.