Author Topic: My wife's going on vacation... (Read 55858 times)

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #180 on:** May 16, 2006, 09:32:22 AM »

Del, gimme a triple expresssssssssssssssssooooooooooooooo. I was working on cleanin and reassemlbing the Thunderbolt 'til 3:30 this morn. When someone, thanks Joss House

, gives me disassembly instructions, I gotta take it apart and see if I can reassembly it without parts left o'er.

Slim

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #181 on:** May 16, 2006, 09:34:26 AM »

Quote from: litl rooster on May 16, 2006, 04:07:14 AM

Yes it will stunt your growth even with the growth hormones that have been added. Then there is MSG in it. It is not even healthy for dogs to Eat. You might use it for Carp bait.

I doubt they'd even eat it.

Slim

Delmonico · « **Reply #182 on:** May 16, 2006, 09:38:20 AM »

As to the Tofurky, I don't think it would pass EPA standards for being allowed in lakes and streams. And I'm serious on this one, get the ingr. off the lable and call them and ask.

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Trinity · « **Reply #183 on:** May 16, 2006, 06:00:08 PM »

If'n it don't bleed, it ain't worth eatin'!

litl rooster · « **Reply #184 on:** May 17, 2006, 04:36:43 AM »

Quote from: Trinity on May 16, 2006, 06:00:08 PM

If'n it don't bleed, it ain't worth eatin'!

Fer once I agree.........With that statement

Slim, if you have any extra parts I could use them, I come up short on reassembly....

psst< SLim, are you already 'slickin' up a speed gun?>

Forty Rod · « **Reply #185 on:** May 17, 2006, 10:46:13 AM »

I finally got around to reading this whole thread.

You folks are seriously deranged and I wash my hands of the whole lot. (I ain't like Trinity. I do wash my hands and take baths.)

Delmonico · « **Reply #186 on:** May 17, 2006, 12:03:20 PM »

That ain't what Trinity tolt us, he said you still had yaller paint on ya when ya got home.

Forty Rod · « **Reply #187 on:** May 17, 2006, 02:37:04 PM »

Got that pattin' him on the back.

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #188 on:** May 17, 2006, 02:44:37 PM »

Quote from: litl rooster on May 17, 2006, 04:36:43 AM

Slim, if you have any extra parts I could use them, I come up short on reassembly....
psst< SLim, are you already 'slickin' up a speed gun?>

Fer me no gun is a speed gun.

Slim(whats slow as 'lasses in January)

litl rooster · « **Reply #189 on:** May 17, 2006, 04:33:03 PM »

Quote from: Silver Creek Slim on May 17, 2006, 02:44:37 PM

Fer me no gun is a speed gun.

Slim(whats slow as 'lasses in January)

Gamer

litl rooster · « **Reply #190 on:** May 17, 2006, 04:35:52 PM »

Quote from: Forty Rod on May 17, 2006, 10:46:13 AM

I finally got around to reading this whole thread.

You folks are seriously deranged and I wash my hands of the whole lot. (I ain't like Trinity. I do wash my hands and take baths.)

Is this a bad thing?

Delmonico · « **Reply #191 on:** May 17, 2006, 07:02:50 PM »

No and Forty is also or he wouldn't hang around with us.

Trinity · « **Reply #192 on:** May 17, 2006, 07:47:09 PM »

I just want everybody to know that I DO bathe!

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I just haven't for the past year and a half because I can't find where I stowed the tub.

Dai.S.Loe · « **Reply #193 on:** May 17, 2006, 08:10:38 PM »

Quote from: Trinity on May 17, 2006, 07:47:09 PM

I just want everybody to know that I DO bathe!

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I just haven't for the past year and a half because I can't find where I stowed the tub.

Is this whether you have to or not, or is it just a matter of routine.

Standing in the rain doesnt count unless one firstly disrobes and secondly applies liberal ammounts of a soap or similar substance to ones person.

If you ask nicely I am sure that one of the kind members here could forward on to you the recipe for manufacturing said substance.

Dai

Trinity · « **Reply #194 on:** May 17, 2006, 08:36:39 PM »

Quote from: Dai.S.Loe on May 17, 2006, 08:10:38 PM

Is this whether you have to or not, or is it just a matter of routine.

Standing in the rain doesnt count unless one firstly disrobes and secondly applies liberal ammounts of a soap or similar substance to ones person.

If you ask nicely I am sure that one of the kind members here could forward on to you the recipe for manufacturing said substance.

Dai

I got arrested oncet fer standin' nekkid in tha rain with hog lard smeared all over me.

Ya'd thank a body could easily eee-scape, but wif them tazers the hog lard din't he'p much atall!

Delmonico · « **Reply #195 on:** May 17, 2006, 08:57:48 PM »

I find that rather shocking.

Trinity · « **Reply #196 on:** May 17, 2006, 09:36:47 PM »

So did I!

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #197 on:** May 18, 2006, 09:34:44 AM »

Quote from: litl rooster on May 17, 2006, 04:33:03 PM

Gamer

I admit it, I'm a gamer.........on shotgun Texas stars.

Slim

Forty Rod · « **Reply #198 on:** May 18, 2006, 09:38:52 AM »

Electrifing experience.

When Trinity was a kid Ma used to tie a rope around his ankles an' thow him in the river once a week. She'd leave him there for an hour or so an' then reel him in.

Never knew if she was trying to get him cleaned up or if she was fishin'. Musta been the cleanin' 'cause she never got a nibble from a fish.

Russ T Chambers · « **Reply #199 on:** May 18, 2006, 10:04:19 AM »

Quote from: Forty Rod on May 18, 2006, 09:38:52 AM

Electrifing experience.

When Trinity was a kid Ma used to tie a rope around his ankles an' thow him in the river once a week. She'd leave him there for an hour or so an' then reel him in.

Never knew if she was trying to get him cleaned up or if she was fishin'. Musta been the cleanin' 'cause she never got a nibble from a fish.

Can't resist!!!

Your Mom probably couldn't away with that now! The EPA has laws against thowing toxins in the rivers.

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