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Offline litl rooster

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Re: My wife's going on vacation...
« Reply #200 on: May 18, 2006, 03:39:20 PM »
Quote from: Silver Creek Slim on May 18, 2006, 09:34:44 AM
I admit it, I'm a gamer.........on shotgun Texas stars.  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: My wife's going on vacation...
« Reply #201 on: May 18, 2006, 03:44:14 PM »
I ain't deranged.

I'm demented.

It's a small distinction, but one I'm proud of, so there!

Pfffttttt!
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Re: My wife's going on vacation...
« Reply #202 on: May 18, 2006, 03:50:43 PM »
When I was 'bout three I 'member have an old key playin' with it.  Decided the electrical outlet looked like and ignition swith so I tried to stat it.  My mom put a chair in front of the electric key stuck in the wall till my dad got home and pulled it out with his insulated pliers. ;D
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Re: My wife's going on vacation...
« Reply #203 on: Today at 07:08:55 AM »
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Re: My wife's going on vacation...
« Reply #203 on: May 18, 2006, 04:14:40 PM »
Y'all is O B Sessed with yeller nekkid people around here.   I think I'll leave and come back with my shotgun just in case. :o
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Re: My wife's going on vacation...
« Reply #204 on: May 18, 2006, 04:21:33 PM »
Quote from: Camille Eonich on May 18, 2006, 04:14:40 PM
Y'all is O B Sessed with yeller nekkid people around here.   I think I'll leave and come back with my shotgun just in case. :o


Hey fellas...get rid of the paint I seen her shoot .....she don't miss.


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Re: My wife's going on vacation...
« Reply #205 on: May 18, 2006, 04:24:35 PM »
Quote from: Forty Rod on May 18, 2006, 03:44:14 PM
I ain't deranged.

I'm demented.

It's a small distinction, but one I'm proud of, so there!

Pfffttttt!

Similarly

I am not deprived

I'm depraved.

One letter total change in meaning.
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Re: My wife's going on vacation...
« Reply #206 on: May 18, 2006, 04:26:48 PM »
Uhhh Owwww, Cammie's here checkin' up on us, I hope I don't slip and type Poop. ::)
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Re: My wife's going on vacation...
« Reply #207 on: May 18, 2006, 04:28:05 PM »
Woops, I did. ::)
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Re: My wife's going on vacation...
« Reply #208 on: May 18, 2006, 04:35:32 PM »
Del!    ::)

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Re: My wife's going on vacation...
« Reply #209 on: May 18, 2006, 05:05:35 PM »
Quote from: Forty Rod on May 18, 2006, 03:44:14 PM
I ain't deranged.

I'm demented.

It's a small distinction, but one I'm proud of, so there!

Pfffttttt!
Quote from: Dai.S.Loe on May 18, 2006, 04:24:35 PM
Similarly

I am not deprived

I'm depraved.

One letter total change in meaning.

If all it takes is one letter to change things, then 40's not demented, but cemented!  :o :o :o :o
Better stay outta the deep water!!!!!  ::) ::)
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Re: My wife's going on vacation...
« Reply #210 on: May 18, 2006, 06:05:36 PM »
SLIM!!
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Re: My wife's going on vacation...
« Reply #211 on: May 18, 2006, 06:47:45 PM »
See, Cammie can you ask the Marshall if we can have a It's All Slim's Fault forum,I'll moderate and Forty Rod will help I think. ::)
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Re: My wife's going on vacation...
« Reply #212 on: May 18, 2006, 06:58:34 PM »
Quote from: Forty Rod on May 18, 2006, 09:38:52 AM
Electrifing experience.

When Trinity was a kid Ma used to tie a rope around his ankles an' thow him in the river once a week.  She'd leave him there for an hour or so an' then reel him in.

Never knew if she was trying to get him cleaned up or if she was fishin'.  Musta been the cleanin' 'cause she never got a nibble from a fish.

Ah 'member that.  Ah always hated it 'cause Ah'd have ta walk back to tha house nekkid.  That was through town, mind you, an' everythin' was wrinkly!
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Re: My wife's going on vacation...
« Reply #213 on: May 18, 2006, 07:18:38 PM »
Del we would have to make that and "It's all Slim AND Del's fault" forum.  You encourage him every chance you get. ::)
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Re: My wife's going on vacation...
« Reply #214 on: May 18, 2006, 07:19:27 PM »
Quote from: Trinity on May 18, 2006, 06:58:34 PM
Ah 'member that.  Ah always hated it 'cause Ah'd have ta walk back to tha house nekkid.  That was through town, mind you, an' everythin' was wrinkly!

So where was the hook baited?
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Re: My wife's going on vacation...
« Reply #215 on: May 18, 2006, 07:22:38 PM »
Quote from: Camille Eonich on May 18, 2006, 07:18:38 PM
Del we would have to make that and "It's all Slim AND Del's fault" forum.  You encourage him every chance you get. ::)

How about adding Trinity and Forty to this also as they somehow manage to stir the pot also. Not that I am complaining about my cuzz's you understand, but I do so love to wind them up and sit back to view the chaos
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Re: My wife's going on vacation...
« Reply #216 on: May 18, 2006, 08:51:57 PM »
If you're lookin' for volunteers, it's in the dictionary between upchuck and woosie!

I don't volunteer an' I'm too old to be drafted.
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Re: My wife's going on vacation...
« Reply #217 on: May 18, 2006, 10:26:21 PM »
Ya see that, I got in trouble with Cammie and it's


All Slim's Fault

Cammie, I'm good fer Slim, teachin' him all kinds of things he never knew, course if he'd a been 21 when I was 21 and we knew each other and lived close, he might not have survived, I almost didn't a few times. ::)
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Re: My wife's going on vacation...
« Reply #218 on: May 19, 2006, 09:53:51 AM »
Quote from: Camille Eonich on May 18, 2006, 07:18:38 PM
Del we would have to make that and "It's all Slim AND Del's fault" forum.  You encourage him every chance you get. ::)
See, Del, at least someone is finally figgerin' out yer trouble.  :P

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Re: My wife's going on vacation...
« Reply #219 on: May 19, 2006, 10:21:01 AM »
Only in a fun lovin' way. :P :P :P ;D ;)
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